Chapter 400: 3 barbs
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1763 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:33
Boom!
At that moment, Valdi felt pain for the Copenhagen coach.
Many coaches have the habit of standing outside the sidelines and directing the team, which is normal.
But now Copenhagen is about to be shot, if Valdy is a coach in Copenhagen, then he must be sitting on the bench honestly, without a face.
However, sometimes when people want to die, others can't stop it.
Probably because Copenhagen is attacking, the coach of Copenhagen went to the sidelines and shouted with his hands constantly. In the eyes of Manchester United players, this product is simply blind BB.
When the Copenhagen wing forward wanted to pass the ball, he was right next to him, and the position of the three people was simply a triangle.
Vardi blocked the pass of the Copenhagen players. The two had a pair of feet. The ball was out of control. The ball shot like a cannonball from the two feet, but no one could control this direction.
So the coach of Copenhagen was unlucky. He was facing the door in the middle of the shell and looking up to the end. If it were not his feet that were twitching from time to time, I am afraid that people might suspect that this product has already disappeared...
The whole stadium was in an uproar, and there was a lot of exclamation after another. No one expected that such an incredible scene would appear.
Both Valdy and Copenhagen's frontier froze in place, their eyes wide open, and they couldn't have imagined that a fierce collision between the two actually produced such a terrible spark.
Shouldn't he die?
Vardy felt a little uneasy in his heart.
Although he has had headshots before, he may not have exerted his full strength at that time, and in order to ensure accuracy, he could not exert his full strength. Plus the distance is too far, the kinetic energy consumption, and the lethality caused is really limited.
But now it's different. One is half a day's strength, the other is a sudden burst, and the two men are under their feet.
Accumulation, squeezing, and rotation, all the factors that can make the ball generate more impulse are complete, plus such a short distance, even if it is hit by a heavy truck traveling at 6o kilometers per hour, it is just the same impact Right!
It is said that although I have seen a sudden death player on the game, I have not seen a sudden death coach. Could the Copenhagen coach become the first sudden death in the game?
If the prosecutor accused himself of murder after the game, would he be sentenced?
It's a bit daunting!
The Copenhagen avant-garde next to Vardi was so scared that he could not speak. Compared with Vardi, his responsibility seemed to be greater.
If he is not big-footed, Valdy will not block, and there will be no subsequent things.
Uh, it's better to have a big deal with the coach, otherwise he will definitely kill me if he wakes up.
This is the true inner thought of the Copenhagen frontier.
The game can't go on, the referee quickly suspended the game to check the injury of the coach in Copenhagen, this is at least a moderate concussion, it is possible to become a vegetative.
Seeing this scene, the fans in front of the TV did not have a sympathetic overflow, all whispered-Valdy's amused aura was working again.
"After the head referee, the opponent coach will become Valdi's afflicted hardest hit area. Here I sincerely remind Manchester United's opponent coaches that you should cherish your life and stay away from Valdi as much as possible!"
"Normally, Vardi should not be blamed. He doesn't know in which direction the ball will fly towards the back of the foot, but why do I think it's all under Valdi's control?"
"Valdy has become a plague god, he will bring misfortune to everyone!"
"I finally know that the profession of Valdi and the doctor is the perfect match. The doctor is not prepared for Valdi, but for Valdi's opponents!"
...
This is really something that no one expected, until the game restarts, it seems that no one has recovered.
After checking, the Copenhagen coach was not in danger of life. Even if his head was confused, there was no way to continue to command on the sidelines, so he was taken to the hospital by ambulance.
When the family was gone, the Copenhagen players really had no fighting spirit, and they all returned to their own penalty area, looking forward to the end of the game quickly.
"Do we have to continue our goal game?" c Luo swallowed and asked.
"Why don't you continue, what does their coach have to do with us in the hospital?" Rooney seemed to feel that he was holding the ticket, carelessly.
C Luo shrugged, it doesn't matter!
"I have put the other coach into the hospital, should I add a goal to me?" Vardy joked.
It's easy to score, and headshots, especially the head of the opposing coach, are not easy.
If it's a group show, why should we add a chicken drumstick!
"cut!"
Then Valdy received the look that Ronaldo and Rooney despised together!
Next, the three of them are even more desperate. Everyone wants to win in the goal game, even if they don't want to embarrass others, they can't stand people thinking of embarrassing you!
When they thought about how others would torture themselves after losing the game, they felt a palpitation and shudder.
For the sake of life safety, we must win!
Bombing around the Copenhagen restricted area, it seems that the trident alone can completely suppress the opponents. Valdy estimates that even if Van der Sar is now working in the Copenhagen restricted area to grab points, it is estimated that the goal is very safe.
Gary Neville made a cross from the right. This pass is very characteristic. The half-height ball is very flat, and it is like a knife light.
At the sight of such an ecstasy, Valdi couldn't help it.
I'm sorry Gary Neville's good intentions if I don't come here.
So Vardi leaned on the opponent's player, his big poked, and occupied a favorable position, leaping high, his body gradually leaned back, his right foot slammed back.
Barbarian!
Thrilling gods reappear!
If you ignore the problem of Valdy kicking, then this must be a shocking barb. It is beautiful and exciting, and people can't help but take the case.
But the problem is that Vardy has such a big posture, but he doesn't play football!
When the body fell, Valdi felt like a dog, blushing.
Do you want to be so embarrassed, the cows are blown out, and finally did not kick!
The exclamation of the fans seemed to be the most ironic mocking of him, making him self-confident and even unable to lift his head.
If you relieve yourself of peeing by the roadside and you are caught by a beautiful girl, the embarrassment level is 1, then the degree of embarrassment of Valdy is now at least five times.
pia!
pia!
Just when Valdy was embarrassed, he heard the sound of two heavy objects landing beside him, and this sound was very familiar to Valdy, isn't it just the sound of the barb that he just fell on the ground!
Looking around, Ronaldo and Rooney also fell to the ground, with an embarrassed expression on their faces, and they even felt more self-confident than they were.
What did these two goods do?
At this time, the fans in the stands are all laughing. Is Manchester United coming in funny today?
It turned out that in the face of Gary Neville's rumors, not only did Valdi tickle his feet, but Ronaldo and Rooney also failed to control their impulsive temptations.
Vardy leaned back on the barb, and it just happened that Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney had the same idea.
Valdy flew to the barb without hitting the ball and fell to the ground;
c Luo Fei hit the barb without hitting the ball and fell to the ground;
Rooney flew over the barb without hitting the ball and fell to the ground.
C Ronaldo and Rooney at the back are like copying and pasting Valdy's movements. The trio 6 continue to make flying body barb movements. The visual effect is extremely gorgeous, and it is almost irritating.
The problem is, Valdy didn't touch the ball, Ronaldo didn't touch the ball, and Rooney didn't touch the ball.
This is very embarrassing.
With such a big posture, the fart thing is not born. Is there anything more embarrassing?
As a leader, Valdy instantly felt that he was not ashamed, and made this matter a little bit better.
You think, if only Valdi didn't hit the ball with his barb, it was too embarrassing, and now there are more Ronaldo and Rooney to help him share the laughter, and the damage is at least halved.
The three Musketeers sat on the ground, staring at each other, smiling so heartlessly.
At this time, the fans in front of the TV were about to get rid of by the Manchester United Trident.
"One barb kick was a mistake, two barb kicks were an accident, but three of them kicked. I think this is the routine of three people. In addition, I can't think of a better explanation! "
"I just want to know how embarrassing the Manchester United Trident is!"
"Have you ever thought about the feeling of the Copenhagen goalkeeper, one barb scared him back, one barb scared him to pee, three barbs came down, it is estimated that the goods will not stand up! "
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The game continued, but the Trident was so engaged, no one had much interest in continuing to play, even the Trident was a little bit distracted.
No way, just lost such a big face, who is still embarrassed to continue his head.
Manchester United lead by three goals, as long as the game is over, the three-game winning streak of the UEFA Champions League group stage has been firmly in hand, and it is time to punch off~EbookFREE.me~ But when everyone thinks the game will be peaceful and quiet, who I didn't expect anything unexpected.
This time it was really a disaster, even Valdy felt that he was really unlucky.
Manchester United slumped slowly in the backcourt. Valdi didn't recruit anyone who didn't mess with anyone in the middle. Suddenly, there was a strong wind in the stadium, which made Valdi very surprised.
Copenhagen's home court is a modern home, surrounded by grandstands. Even if there is no cap on it, you shouldn't blow such a big wind in the stadium!
Just when Valdi was slightly surprised, he suddenly saw a very large object moving towards himself in the corner of the eye. The shadow grew from a small one instantly. Valdi just wanted to jump away and was smashed on the spot.
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