Chapter 421: Valdy Gone
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:53:41
After receiving the honorary title of Mr. World Football, Vardy felt a little floated.
I am Mr. World Football!
If this is not the case, is it because of your own ridiculous name?
In accordance with established practice, after receiving major awards, players will bring the trophy into the stadium in the first home game to show the fans, accept the fans' congratulations and cheers.
The problem is that Manchester United is playing away.
Or else take the trophy to the Vera Park Stadium and show it to Aston Villa fans?
Although you may not know how you died, it is estimated that the death is quite miserable!
Forget it, ridicule doesn’t mean death, just be honest!
But what should I do if I feel that my energy can't be vented?
Navira, I'm sorry you, please don't resist, let me vent as much as I can?
Rest assured, I will pay for the pants!
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At Villa Park Stadium, in the 19th round of the Premier League, Manchester United challenged Aston Villa away.
At the beginning of the game, Vera at home played like chicken blood, and wailed and rushed to the Manchester United ground.
In the last match, Manchester United lost to West Ham away. Vera's strength may not be worse than the hammer. The hammer can beat Manchester United. Why can't Vera?
Perhaps with such a naive idea, Villa coach intends to give Manchester United a dismounting power first, even if he does not score a goal, let Manchester United see who this is.
Yo! Quite spirited!
Seeing his opponent so unaware of life and death, Valdi suddenly came to have fun!
In front of me, Mr. World Football, do you dare to resist?
If I don't score a goal for you, you don't know that I am Mr. World Football!
Call it, the louder you call, the happier I will be!
Vardy completely released all his desires, the small universe broke out, and the entire stadium was discolored.
Manchester United without Valdy is a first-class strong team, and Manchester United with Valdy is a super strong team. This is the difference between this game and the last one.
Valdy is like a bull with a hair-feeling, running at full speed, sprinting Vera's midfield, and without a lot of preparation, Vera panicked!
Facts have proved that not everyone has the matador's two strokes. When they encounter a bull with red eyes, the first reaction is usually to run between the eggs and play hard.
Vera's players are now in a similar situation. Wherever Valdie went, there were a lot of jumps, and the devil entered the village.
Of course, Valdy generally does not cruelly pursue the three-light policy. Generally, if you take the initiative to hand over the gun, I will not kill you!
Soon, under the unreasonable brutal collision of Valdi, Vera's midfield defense was revealed, and was gradually suppressed by Manchester United. Slowly, Manchester United also began to make repeated killings.
In the 13th minute of the first half, after the Valdi midfielder used a collision to scare his opponent to make a mistake and intercept the ball, he drove the ball directly to Vera's penalty area, and did not even need any extraordinary action. Speed can guarantee the defensive player who throws away the opponent.
Finally, after dribbling the ball all the way to the front of the penalty area, Valdy concentrated all his energy on his right foot, hitting with a heavy volley.
Break me!
When this foot went out, Valdy felt really cool!
There was no place to vent my whole body of energy before, and I felt that my kidneys were almost exploded.
This time I finally found the vent, the fierce flood went away, the ball seemed to erupt at the speed of light, and even a short vacuum has appeared after the track.
Use classical mechanics to explain...well, maybe it can't be explained...
Before the ball reached the goal in the blink of an eye, the goalkeeper Vera had just foreseen that Valdi would choose a burst shot, but in the face of this shot, the goalkeeper Vera felt a deep sense of powerlessness.
Where is the ball? TANIMA is fast, so we can't even see clearly!
Just when Villa goalkeeper deeply doubted whether he was suitable to be a goalkeeper, the exclamation of the audience fans echoed through the stadium again!
With horror in the exclamation, Valdi's shot seemed to have taken away the strength and courage of everyone. This called the shot a destructive blow.
But at this moment, a loud noise came from the air, and the accompanying buzzing sound seemed to cause tinnitus.
Boom!
Buzz-buzz-buzz
Puff呲
When the ball hits the beam, it seems that a sledgehammer hits everyone's chest, and the dullness it brings makes people unable to breathe.
The ball bounced back into the court, and the players on both sides wished to fight for the second goal.
But why is this ball so strange?
Actually walking around in a way that can't be described by words?
Are you floating like Valdy?
When the ball hits the ground, everyone can see clearly!
Really don't blame the ball, because the ball is unbearable, Valdy humiliated, and committed suicide!
Watching the rupture of the outer skin and the collapse of the inner gallbladder, the ball was thrown on the ground in an extremely tragic state. Okay, let's call it a ball, everyone looked at each other, and they were very close.
What hatred?
How hard can it kick the ball?
Normally, the staff must check the game ball before the game, the quality of the game ball is absolutely decent.
But Valdy was so kicked, the goalpost was almost not translated, the ball exploded directly, you have a rocket thruster on your foot?
People vigorously eat spinach and their biceps swell up like breast augmentation surgery. What are you eating? How are your legs so strong?
Several Villa guards were sweating quietly while rejoicing in their hearts. Fortunately, a few of them just didn’t take the risk to block Valdy’s shot. Judging by the strength of this shot, even the ball can explode. The face was directly photographed as a cucumber.
The referee walked over in disbelief, squatting on the ground and observing the ball for a minute, as if silently observing the heroic feat of suicide of the ball to keep his name.
Fans in front of the TV set are going crazy, this scene is too exciting.
"Vardi is about to catch up with the self-propelled artillery. If this cannon hits anyone, you can report directly to God!"
"Who dares to come over and block Vardy's shot in the future, first have to think about what his teammate will do for her girlfriend after she dies!"
"This is a double-edged sword, both taught the goal post and cleaned up the ball. The two obstacles that prevented Valdy from scoring were all taken by Valdy! The referee should be careful. Now you are still alive and kicking!"
"Don't worry about Valdy's depravity. Look at Valdy's energy. There is no place to vent, and it will almost become a monster!"
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After the fourth official changed the football with a "ghosted" expression, the game finally restarted.
At this time, the sequelae of Valdy's shooting began to spread in the minds of Villa players.
Valdy the fierce monster, should they try to provoke?
The ball can't be abused and can be sacrificed, but they can't.
Can live, even if it is a dog, who wants to die!
As a result, "Vila" became "wilted", and they couldn't stand up.
But the problem is, Valdy still has a lot of energy to do?
I'm sorry, I don't hold back anyway!
So next, Valdy turned into a fort directly, and the shells bombed out like money!
The Vera players dare not block it, even if they are counted as martyr, and all kinds of subsidies are given, this job cannot be done!
In the 22nd minute, Valdi shot from the front of the penalty area and wiped the column and flew out of the bottom line;
The goalkeeper Vera stood in front of the door with a sad face. He felt like a death row inmate on the death row, waiting for the executioner Valdi to collapse himself at any time.
Infinitely resentful looking at several Villa guards, the goalkeeper's meaning is very clear, can you defend a little, even if you do it like that!
But the guards shook their heads resolutely. Although they didn’t speak, the meaning was also obvious-rest assured, we will take care of your wife...
Uh, his wife is so beautiful, he is drooling when he thinks about it...
In the 24th minute, it was Valdy again, with the same posture and the same angle, but this time the bad luck appeared, and a Villa defender did not hide. He was kneeling directly on the leg socket behind his knee!
An ambulance siren sounded at Vera Park Stadium, and it felt like a human tragedy had begun!
Looking at Vera's defender lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, Valdy felt that the goods should be fortunate.
His feet definitely surpass Liverpool defender Risse. Fortunately, it was smashed behind the bendable knee. If it is directly in the middle of the bone, it is estimated that this product will not escape the fracture. Even if it is not crushed, it must be "click". a bit.
The injured Vera defender was put on a stretcher, and all Vera players looked at Vardy with fear.
Where is this teasing!
Obviously the big devil?
There are a lot of dirty players in the Premier League. They often foul disgusting people with small moves in places where the referee cannot see them. They even deliberately fouled and injured their opponents, and then pretended to be sympathetic.
As long as you pay attention to the defensive points of such players, the problem is really not big, and if he is seriously fouled, he will also be condemned by public opinion.
But Valdy is different, this is not a foul at all, it is simply blatantly arrogant to you!
People are shooting, you can't pick out the problem, you are afraid of injury, then don't defend!
This is simply an unsolvable proposition.
Coach Vera is about to cry. You can do it well. UU reading www.uukanshu.com continues to bombard you like this. My three substitutions are not enough.
Finally, at the end of the first half, Valdi still blasted Vera's goal with a powerful kick, helping Manchester United take the lead.
Although the ball was conceded, Veraden couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Now that you have scored goals and vented your vent, can you go down and rest?
We provide a free bus to take you home, with air conditioning, coffee, wine, and beautiful women on board, as long as you don't continue to die, everything is easy to discuss!
Come, Cuihua, get on the train!
But is Vardy so easily corroded by sugar-coated shells?
A beautiful woman wants to buy me?
At least two more?
Therefore, Valdy felt that Vera was very sincere, and he should continue to chatter until the opponent couldn't even tell his clothes.