Chapter 439: 1 stick is approaching
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1750 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:46
It is not a weekend, and the time is in the morning. There are not many customers in the mall, and a large proportion are foreign tourists. Update quickly without ads.
Since there are no customers in the store, Valdi can stand more relaxed, but Cristiano Ronaldo in the shop window must be a little more straightforward.
In fact, as a super star, Cristiano Ronaldo is still very attractive. Even if the passing customers do not enter the store, they will at least stop and watch.
Perhaps many tourists are thinking that this shop called "Valdi" actually uses the model of Cristiano Ronaldo. Is this considered to be the illegal use of the images of two superstars at once?
More customers are happy to take out the camera and take a photo with C Ronaldo's model. You know, this model is too realistic, it is more realistic than Madame Windsor's wax figure.
But what makes Vardy strange is why Cristiano Ronaldo, who has always been naughty, did not frighten these customers. The goods stand upright uncharacteristically, just like real plastic models.
Perhaps it was attracted by Cristiano Ronaldo's image model, and customers began to enter the store one after another, so Valdi could only stand serious.
An elderly couple?
No, you can't scare them. If you are scared out, you might have to give them old age.
Young woman holding a baby?
No, the illegitimate child's affairs have not passed yet. If such a thing happens, it is estimated that the child is his own in the mouth of the media.
A couple of boys and girls?
Well, this is good.
Young man, if I scared the girl to lose her face, you don’t have to thank me, this is what I should do!
It's you!
Vardi was ready, and he waited for the couple to come to himself.
"My dear, you see, there is actually a Valdy model here. It's so similar, just like Cristiano Ronaldo outside!"
The girl was as cheerful as a bird, not embarrassed at all because it was a men's underwear store.
On the contrary, the boy was a little uncomfortable, because the things inside were too expensive, and he spent a lot of money to buy underwear.
"The image of Cristiano Ronaldo and Valdy is so majestic, and even the name is Valdy's. Isn't their boss afraid of the defendant's infringement?" The boy said a little bit angrily.
The girl blinked and asked, "How do you know that this brand was not created by Valdi himself?"
The boy was speechless.
The two said that they came to Valdi and pointed to the underwear that Valdi was wearing. The girl said excitedly: "Look, this funny series is for you!"
The boy wanted to cry very much, I'm not funny!
Valdy is looking for a suitable opportunity, or the girl will take a photo with his own model, or simply squeeze the muscles on his arm to feel the authenticity, so that Valdy can justify and say: Please don't touch me!
This effect is estimated to be very scary, it is estimated that it is not impossible for girls to be so scared that their skirts have fallen off.
"Look, this model is so similar. It feels the same as the real one. It must have been made from Mrs. Windsor!"
With that said, the girl stretched out her hand towards Vardi, but the place she reached out to touch made Vardi unexpected.
"Look, even the bulge in this place looks so similar!" The girl's hand was stretched out in front of Valdi and he took a hand directly in the crotch.
Vardy's face turned green instantly.
Dear, do you want to be so unrestrained?
Don't pinch, it's broken!
"Oh my god, the feel is still soft, this is incredible, how did they make it, inflatable-doll?"
The girl had a lot of nerves. After feeling the soft feel, she didn't let go, and she continued to rub for several times.
Vardi responded, his lower body swelled slowly at a rate visible to the naked eye, and his expression had become awkward.
"Soft...soft? Is it still bigger?" At this time, the change of Little Valdy caught the girl's attention. Even if the nerves were large, she felt something was wrong!
With a scream, he jumped away and hid beside his boyfriend, his eyes widened.
The boy didn't know what happened, but he was startled by the girl's reaction.
At this time, Vardy knew that he had to play.
"This, you can see it, it's not necessary to touch it. After all, your boyfriend is still here, isn't it?"
Vardi teased slightly embarrassedly, but he still poses as a model, motionless.
The boy and the girl were really surprised this time. Although the girl vaguely knew that the model posing was a large living person, the boy did not know that a model who was thought to be a dead object by his subconsciousness actually spoke. This is biochemistry. Crisis?
"Don't be nervous, I'm a model. If you don't disturb my work, I won't speak!" Vardi explained with a smile when he saw the two men nervous.
At this time, boys and girls came to realize that this is a real model!
The girl's face was flushed. She just kneaded at Valdy for a long time!
No, this is Valdy himself!
Oh my god, Valdy himself put on and was a model in the mall?
The two almost screamed with excitement.
Even if it is not a fan, Valdy is a very well-known celebrity, just like the afterlife, not the fans must know Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
What's more, the two of them are full-fledged Manchester United fans. When they met Manchester United's star in the store, this excitement could not be described in words.
The girl wished to hang it on Valdi and let her boyfriend help her take a photo with Valdi, never seeing the embarrassment of rubbing just now.
It was just that the boy looked more excited than the girl, and asked the shop assistant to ask for a signature pen and asked Valdi to sign his clothes, leaving his girlfriend aside.
Vardy wanted to persuade him, young man, that you might be single all your life.
After meeting the requirements of the couple's autograph, Valdi suddenly turned his eyes and came up with a good idea.
Walking down the platform, Valdi pulled the couple into the corner and muttered quietly.
"This brand was invested and founded by me. It was just fine today. I will help to do model promotion. You see, there are models of Ronaldo and Rooney in the store, but those are fake. I got them. Authorization can use their imagination, after all we are all good buddies!"
Vardy said, the couple nodded non-stop, excitedly, apparently they had not eased from the excitement.
"As the first customer who recognizes me as a real person, a gift will be sent to you in the shop, which is the funny series of underwear I wore, but before you get the gift, you have to complete a small task!"
Vardy continued to bewildered and said: "You also know that Rooney and Ronaldo are both detrimental to friends, and like to make jokes with each other. As long as you take a stick to poke the of Rooney's image model, I shoot and look back Let them breathe out. As long as you help me complete the task, the gift will be given to you!"
After listening to Valdy's words, the couple covered their mouths excitedly, and their faces were full of incredible expressions.
It has been very lucky to meet Valdi while shopping, and actually get a gift from Valdi. Is this the rhythm of God?
And just now they also saw that Valdy's underwear is very expensive. At least the boy would not be willing to buy it. Now that Valdy wants to give it, how can he be unhappy and excited.
Isn't it just to poke Rooney's ass, anyway, it's not really Rooney, just a plastic model, idiot!
They wouldn't believe that Rooney would be so boring, wearing underwear to help Valdy on the platform in Valdy's shop.
In fact, Rooney is really so boring!
Although he didn't see the scene where the girl was rubbing Little Valdy just now, he still laughed enough because of the reaction of the little couple, but he didn't know that a stick was approaching himself.
Instead of finding a stick, Valdy had to take a clothes hanger and hand it to the girl.
Go bravely, girl!
As long as you poke, the underpants are yours!
The girl was very excited to take the clothes and hang, and walked excitedly to Rooney, who was still posing.
Rooney heard that there was movement behind him, and he thought that the little couple would also try to see if they were true or false. He was thinking, in what way would he want to scare them?
Suddenly jumped up and yelled?
No, it's too creative!
Um, just say "beauty, about?", this must be interesting!
But when he thinks about what will happen next, suddenly a huge thing poke into the chrysanthemum, and that kind of tearing makes him instantly ascend to heaven!
Never worry about scaring anyone again, clutching his chrysanthemum, Rooney screamed, and the whole person huddled.
However, his purpose of scaring people did come true, because this little couple has been completely scared silly!
Isn't this a fake model?
How did it become true?
I used this stuff to stab Rooney's chrysanthemum?
The two stood there dumbly, with unbelievable expressions, as if a century had passed.
It's just that at this time Valdi was already laughing in the corner.
This stupid girl is really dare to poke, the nerves are terribly thick, not to mention rubbing little Valdy just now, just poke Rooney this time, Valdy feels that she has used all the energy of breastfeeding...
Now the fat man will not have fissure?
Should I call an ambulance?
Well, let's quickly give them a pair of underpants to make them flash, or wait for Rooney to slow down, it is estimated that they will not let them go.
"Jamie~EbookFREE.me~ I'm desperate to fight with you!"
After waiting for a long time, Rooney got up from the ground, his face black as if he could drip water.
Valdy quickly raised his hands to make a surrender, shaking his head like a rattle, "It's not me who stabbed!"
"Nonsense, of course I know it wasn't you who stabbed, but if you don't confuse them, can they just stabb me with a stick?"
Rooney is not stupid, even if he didn't hear it, he understood it.
"Uh, the poke is over, it's useless for you to retaliate, or I will arrange a little star for you at the next party?" Vardy knows, what is the most effective way to deal with Rooney.
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