Chapter 444: Research psychosis

There was a big oolong, and the cute little girl wanted to earn some pocket money, while her parents were always accompanied by the coffee shop next to it, not a criminal gang of Valdi.
It was embarrassing, especially when I heard the little girl saying "This uncle is really picking", Olivia was about to laugh beside her with a broken bone.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Valdy, the child is not sensible!" The little girl's father quickly apologized to Valdy, even if not a fan, in Manchester, he will definitely recognize Valdy.
"Why should I apologize? This uncle is really stingy, and he is even reluctant to give a flower to her sister!" The little girl said angrily to her father, apparently deeply contempt for the behavior that Valdi Guang said that he did not buy. .
On the way home, Olivia smirked from time to time, making Valdy full of black lines.
"I don't know what job you are doing yet." Valdy quickly changed the subject, and Olivia continued to laugh, and he couldn't take it anymore.
"I am still in college, majoring in psychology, and will graduate soon!" Olivia smiled and answered Valdy's question.
Psychology?
Valdy was surprised. Is she a future psychologist?
I don’t know why. In Valdy’s mind, he didn’t like the so-called psychologist at all, and even felt that this was not a legitimate profession.
The male psychiatrist is mature and experienced, dressed well, and then hypnotized the female patient to the utmost.
Female psychologists are beautiful and intellectual, captivating male patients, and even use their bodies to treat psychological problems;
This is Vardi's impression of a psychologist. Of course, it may be that he has watched too many small movies...
But looking at the lovely girl next to him, Valdy could hardly connect her image with a psychologist.
He hadn't waited for him to delve into this issue, but he suddenly thought of another possibility, which suddenly made him extremely frustrated.
What people contact is always closely related to their work. Teachers and students get along the most, drivers and passengers get the most contact, and doctors and patients get the most contact.
Teachers may often take the initiative to talk to students to understand students' psychological activities, and doctors may often study patients to find treatments.
So, why is Olivia actively contacting herself?
Is it just to study yourself just like a research topic, like a mental illness?
Well, teasing may be in the eyes of many people, and only a line away from mental illness.
Thinking of this, Valdy felt extremely frustrated. It turned out that the little beauty was not attracted by herself, but attracted by her mental illness. This is really a sad story.
When they were delivered to Olivia's door, the two of them suddenly discovered that Olivia's dog actually squatted at her door, looking forward to the owner's return.
Well, Valdy would like to ask, what is he doing on this Valentine's Day night!
It's just that Valdy in grief didn't find out, Olivia's expression in her eyes when she looked at her back.
...
Coming to the training ground the next day, Valdi seemed to have fallen to the bottom of the whole team, which was in stark contrast to the complacent appearance of other teammates.
In fact, this is not the case. Valdy also has companions, such as Rooney, such as Fletcher...
Rooney was squeezed by Colleen one night last night, and he shouted "Don't come again!" with a hoarse night. At this time, not only the whole person seemed to have been squeezed into a man, but his voice was dumb.
Fletcher was even more unlucky, completely caused by man-made disasters.
This little brother didn't have much experience in chasing girls. More often than not, personal problems were solved in the muddy water at the party.
Recently, Fletcher finally met the goddess in his mind, intending to take advantage of Valentine's Day and bid farewell to the status of a single dog.
It’s just that it’s bad because it’s inexperienced. When I thought about it, the eldest brothers in the team were all battle-hardened soldiers, and all kinds of tricks were being renovated in an endless stream. Words.
So, Fletcher entrusted his teammates to help plan the plan.
You know, all of Manchester United’s cattle are totally people who are too busy to watch. Now let them intervene.
What a sea of ​​roses, what a candle ecstasy, what a confession before 10,000 people, what a sudden surprise, etc. are too old-fashioned, if you want to play, you must play a fresh and full of things.
Thanks to the brain holes of these animals, Fletcher actually made an "Iloveyou" with urine on the snow in front of the goddess' house.
Although these two young Fletchers felt a little inappropriate, they could not hold up their teammates to sell their ideas, but finally decided to do so.
Then tragedies happened one after another.
Throughout the afternoon, Fletcher vigorously poured water into his stomach, and his bladder was about to explode. Finally, at night, Fletcher ran to the open space outside the door of his family and began to create.
After the start, Jiner was still quite full, Fletcher was full of joy, but at the beginning of love, Fletcher felt that the energy reserve was insufficient, and his face was green at the time.
Sure enough, the tragedy happened, love just ended, and you still have to pee in the future, there is no ammunition in the bladder.
How can this be adjusted?
Just when Fletcher was dumbfounded, the patrolling policeman drove through here and found that someone was peeing in front of someone else's door and directly took Fletcher away.
After a long trial, I finally realized that this was a misunderstanding and Fletcher was finally let go.
Fortunately, no paparazzi photographed the whole thing, otherwise today's news will definitely be "Manchester United players exposed in public..." and the like.
What really broke Fletcher was that the goddess called him in the morning and said that there was a perverted man who was peeing at his door last night. If he catches this pervert, he will definitely let him drink the urine... ..
I hope the goddess won't know about it!
Anyway, Valentine's Day is over, happy and sad, at least the waves have passed, and players can concentrate on the next game wholeheartedly.
In the next two rounds of the league, Manchester United won Charlton and Fulham in a row, firmly maintaining the advantage in the standings, and because Chelsea dropped the chain again, the gap between the two teams has reached 9 points.
With the mature Manchester United system and the near-peak trident, no one can withstand the impact of Manchester United. At least these two teams cannot.
In the two games, Valdy contributed a goal and an assist. If it was not against Fulham, Valdy was replaced in the second half. I am afraid that Valdi will have to stab him in Fulham, which has been crashed.
Why was Valdy replaced?
The reason is simple. The next match is the Champions League round of 16 elimination. Manchester United play away against Lille. Manchester United needs to stay and go straight to the start.
The strength of Ligue 1 is really not worth mentioning, although it is also counted as an internal member of the five major leagues, it is actually ranked in UEFA, not even as good as Portugal and the Netherlands.
Especially during this period, Ligue 1 hegemony Lyon dominates the Ligue 1, as a class-like character, if you can not make a breakthrough in the Champions League, then there will be nothing to win in the Ligue 1.
Although Lille can make it to the top 16 of the Champions League, he still has a certain strength, but compared with Manchester United, it is really not enough.
What made Valdi a little surprised was that he had not received the system task for a long time, but actually received the task issued by the system before this game.
"System task: Please ensure the cleanliness of the game equipment at the end of the game."
"System rewards: rewards are issued based on the plot of the game equipment, with feature points ranging from 0.5-3, unlocking the feature shielding restrictions against Lille at home in the next round."
"System Penalty: Shield Unlock Failure (Lille)"
Regardless of the content of the mission, is the system so desperate that even the UEFA Champions League playoffs have to limit the characteristics?
Although Lille is not a big man, how can it be a UEFA Champions League top 16 team, is it a bit excessive for you to do so?
Or does the system think that Lille has grown to such a degree?
After the vomiting was over, looking back at the content of the task, Valdy said he was confused.
What does it mean to ensure the cleanliness of the game equipment when you leave the game at the end of the game?
After playing a game normally, the left side and the right side of the body are really good, and sometimes it may even seem to have just climbed out of the mud.
Does the system keep yourself clean?
What kind of football do you play?
Which player dares to ensure that he will not fall at all during the game?
Even if you ran out of sweat and your clothes are covered with sweat, aren't they clean?
According to Valdy’s estimate, if the jersey can’t keep the appearance when entering the field, it may be 5 stars cleanliness. If it looks like it climbs out of the mud, it may be 1 star, dirty and left. One piece may be about 3 stars.
According to the urination of the system, if you have a piece on the left and a piece on the right, you don’t have to think about unlocking the characteristics in the next game, which is impossible.
What should I do?
How many sets of jerseys to prepare?
It feels a bit nonsense, who has seen players frequently run to the side of the court to change clothes when entering the game?
Even Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo aren't so sloppy!
Also ~EbookFREE.me~ Sneakers and socks should also be regarded as competition equipment, can these also be changed?
Well, at least this is one-handed preparation, get some more jerseys, be prepared or not.
It seems that after all, you still have to rely on yourself and use your own care to keep the cleanliness of the game equipment, and never fall into the pits dug by the system.
Sweat less, don't fall, don't touch anything, this is the principle Valdy intends to follow in the game.
It turned out that a game ran 10,000 meters, so can I run 7000 meters in this game?
If you sweat less, there will be less sweat on the ball. At least it should work!
Don't even think about fighting against others. The sweaty big man puts an arch on you. It's easy for you to arch, not to mention, the dirt is rubbing against you.
Well, it’s artificial. It’s not good. If it’s really restricted in the next game, in fact, Valdi is not unacceptable!
Take a look!