Chapter 446: It's so hard to be a task
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1830 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:46
Vardy was really afraid of the excited teammates who put themselves on the ground to play stacks of arhats, rubbing repeatedly. It was estimated that they were too dirty. Without the end of the game, you can now declare that the mission has failed.
Thinking about it, Valdy can only run away, anyway, his teammates can't catch up with themselves, and they see that they have run, it is estimated that they will not be chased until the end of the world.
So there was a scene similar to that of many armed police officers chasing and intercepting the thief, but this thief was too chicken thief, and the armed policemen were tired of vomiting blood and did not catch it.
Fans have long been accustomed to the unreasonable daily routine of Manchester United. It would be strange if they seriously celebrated the goal.
It's just that for Vardy, this is still what he didn't want to happen, because in a short while, he sweated more than he ran out of the game!
It was difficult to restart the game, everyone looked at Vardi's eyes strangely, anyway, Valdi is absolutely abnormal.
But despite the anomaly, Valdy scored, which was enough.
Even Ferguson had no reason to replace Valdy.
Perhaps Valdi today is an opportunist, similar to Inzaghi, maybe you can’t see where he is throughout the game, but at a critical moment, he stood out from the crowd and scored.
Vardi’s performance today is similar, but he doesn’t run very much, but the pressure on Lille is still not small, especially in the frontal position, no one will let Valdi ambush here, so come In the ribs and wing, Manchester United can get more space and opportunities.
In other words, Valdy has 10,000 ways to help Manchester United win.
It's just that our protagonist really didn't think that much. He just wanted to sweat less, at least now he was only slightly sweating, and it was far from the sweat of other players.
Well, Valdy felt he had better pray when he was okay, and pray not to have too many accidents on the court.
For example, the last time in Benfica, the watering system of the stadium was actually started by itself. If it comes out today, can it still be clean?
At the end of the first half, Manchester United had two goals away from Lille. Cristiano Ronaldo's incisive shot caused a big blow to Lille.
The gap in strength made Lille a little depressed. Originally thought that it could cause some trouble for Manchester United at home. In addition to fighting in the midfield at the beginning, it was still suppressed by Manchester United at other times. Accepted.
If they don’t want to advance, it doesn’t matter what, but the bigger the hope, the bigger the disappointment. They still want to step on the body of Manchester United and advance into the quarter-finals of the Champions League. .
The Manchester United players have entered the locker room, and Valdi just wanted to follow the big army back to the locker room, but immediately reacted, he can't go!
This group of animals was unscrupulous in the locker room, and they behaved so strangely again today. God knows what this group of will joke about themselves.
For the task, never return to the dressing room.
So Valdi stayed on the sidelines and ran to the away team's fan zone to interact with Manchester United fans from afar.
The second half of the game was basically calm, Lille stepped up the offensive, but there was still no way to ignore Manchester United’s goal, and when United failed to work at Valdy, the counterattack efficiency was not so high, so until the game was about to end At that time, the score was still Manchester United 2:0 ahead of Lille.
But when everyone thought that the game would end smoothly, there was an accident on the field. As everyone expected, there will never be peace in the place where Valdi is.
A medium-sized dog didn't know from which corner he suddenly rushed into the field, and started running like Huan'er. Perhaps his usual activity space was not so large, so he was very excited.
Valdy has two small Wangs in his family. Of course, he should be called Big Wang now. He is still very interested in dogs, but he didn’t recognize the breed of this medium-sized dog. It seems to be more like England. Idyllic dog.
There was no such thing as a living creature rushing into the field. The game certainly couldn't continue, so the players on both sides stopped and watched the dog running happily here.
The referee called the court staff through the microphone to enter the court quickly to get the dog away before the game could continue.
And when the dog runs towards any player, this player must avoid it. God knows if this dog is a carrier of rabies virus.
But from the point of view of the dog's performance, it just wants to play with everyone, it seems that there is no meaning to bite, so everyone also let go of their hearts.
Rooney was very bold. When the dog ran to his side, he held the dog in his arms and walked down the field. Since the staff can't do it, then come by yourself!
However, the little fat man underestimated the strength of the dog, and after a few steps, he was freed by the dog, and the dog began to laugh again in the venue.
After a while, the football match on the ground became a chase between the staff and the dog, but without the speed and flexibility of Valdy, these staff were almost spit out by the dog for lunch. Still unable to catch the puppy.
The absurd scene made the fans laugh so happily that the home fans even forgot that they lost the game.
At this moment, the dog suddenly ran to Valdi. Vardi knew that it was not necessarily useful to hold the dog, so he simply stood there and waited for the staff to come over.
However, I don't know if it was because Valdi's motionlessness gave the dog an illusion. This turned out to be a telephone pole!
So, an amazing scene appeared, the dog sniffed Valdy's shoes, and then Shi Shiran elegantly raised a hind leg.
Wow!
Take it and reward you!
Although Valdy paid attention to the dog, he did not expect that the dog would use this kind of action to profane himself, and the whole person was stunned.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly. When the dog peeed halfway, he jumped out a long distance, but when he looked at it again, his shoes were considered useless.
In fact, the dog is also very unhappy. Vardi’s actions made the dog frightened and cut off the flow directly. If it is not done well, there will be problems with the prostate. Had his strong dissatisfaction.
Why don't you have a consciousness of making a good pole!
Vardy is also a face, but now he really does not care about dogs, he knows that the task is over.
He never imagined that he had spent so much effort to ensure that his body was clean. The whole game was almost over. He was about to receive a reward, but he was screwed up by a dog's urine.
Are you the rhythm that forced me to stew you?
Nima, what now?
Although it feels that the cleanliness on the shoes is not a big problem, it is estimated that the system will not accept this taste.
Hurry up and change your shoes. Well, it is better to change your socks and wash your feet.
At this time, the dog had been caught by the staff, and several people were holding it off, and Valdy was almost speechless. Cooperating with you was just to pee me a shoe?
But before Vardi rushed off the court, the substitution signs on the sidelines had been raised.
Valdi goes down, Saha goes up!
In the case where the game is still a few minutes away, this is not a tactical adjustment, or just to let Saha play and feel the atmosphere, and now that the Valdy shoes are like that, I definitely don’t want to continue playing on the court, so Ferguson is very considerate Replaced Valdy.
Well, Valdy should thank himself! Ferguson thought with a smile.
However, in Valdy's mind, he really had a desperate idea with Ferguson.
Is it only a few minutes away?
Can't you wait for me to change my shoes before changing me?
It's all you, the missions are all smashed!
I want to do this task so hard!
With a black face on his face, Vardy bowed his head and walked off the court, and just as he had just crossed the sideline, the system prompt sounded in his mind.
Needless to say, this is definitely a reminder of the failure of the task.
Unlucky!
If Ferguson comes to shake hands with himself, he must hug him fiercely, not to make him breathless enough! Vardy thought so viciously.
However, what despaired him was that Ferguson was far away, and he didn't mean to come to comfort him at all.
Yeah, there's still a bit of dog urine on this foot, who wants to come and smell it!
What's even more annoying is that when I walked to the bench, the group of teammates actually covered their noses and felt very disgusted about themselves. I really wanted to grab the dog and hug it to the animals on the bench. A bubble.
Forget it, go back to the dressing room yourself and save yourself from depression.
But as soon as he walked into the player's tunnel, there was a lot of laughter and ridicule in the stands, all of which were directed at Valdi by home fans.
Valdy looked up and glared, gloating, right?
After thinking about it, I took off the shoes on my feet and threw them in front of the stands.
Go you!
Whoever robs you is bad luck!
Then after Valdy walked into the player's tunnel, there was a riot in the stands!
"That's mine, don't grab it!"
"Nonsense~EbookFREE.me~ That was thrown to me by Valdy!"
"Let go, let me kill you!"
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According to media reports after the game, five people were injured in the stands because they robbed the shoes thrown by Valdi, and two female fans in the chaos were harassed by the salty pigs, and an elderly lady also reported that she was It's bad manners, and after getting the Valdi's shoes, the last lucky person went home and went online for auction immediately, selling for 2,000 euros, and earning all season season tickets!
Vardi didn't expect that his sneakers that had been peeed by dogs were so valuable. At this time, he was depressed because of the failure of the task!
In the next home game against Lille, I have to be limited in strength. Although I don't know which two characteristics will be temporarily blocked, it is not a happy thing.
More importantly, the free feature points for mission rewards are not available. The feature points he is missing most are good things that are not available in the system store.
Huh, go home and break the food for the two Wangxing people in the family, let the fire out first!