Chapter 472: Grab a child's burger
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1724 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:53
Old Trafford was exploding like hell, and everyone cried out in horror, worshiping the coming of God.
Yes, Valdy is the God of Old Trafford!
It's just that this God may sometimes be tempted and suddenly amused!
For example, now, after scoring, Vardy opened his arms and soared on the turf of Old Trafford, but all the way away from the bears of his teammates, soaring to the stands!
Where is my burger?
Where are my chips?
Vardy muttered while running!
The goal was certainly exciting, but Vardy scored too many goals for Chelsea and was already immune, so he remembered his task at this time.
Running a circle along the stands, Valdy finally found a little boy eating a hamburger in the bottom stand, of course, mainly the hamburger in the hands of the little boy!
Holding the billboard over and over, Valdy rushed towards the little boy excitedly.
Seeing the action of Valdy, the fans in front of the TV were all excited and inexplicable, and the broadcast shot gave the little boy with a somewhat stunned face several close-ups!
Today, this case is broken!
Before Valdy once again scored a cradle dance celebration after scoring a goal in the game, public opinion was boiling, saying that Vardy did not know where he hid an illegitimate child.
Is this little boy with an embarrassed expression nibbling a hamburger the illegitimate child of Valdy?
But is this too big?
Or is it Valdy's brother?
This is possible!
Just when everyone was speculating about the identity of the little boy, Valdi had already jumped into the stands, and in full view, grabbed the burger in the hands of the little boy.
It turned out that the little boy was quite ignorant. This time he was completely blinded and cried with a cry!
"Mom, he grabbed my burger!"
The cry made a heartbreaker.
Everyone was dumbfounded. At first, everyone thought that they would see a warm hug. Valdy hugged the little boy. This scene will be very harmonious and warm.
But no one expected that the style of the painting changed sharply, making Valdi a robber and grabbing the burger in the hands of the little boy.
How boring are you?
What's even more annoying is that Valdy turned over to the stands and walked onto the field while chewing on the burger with relish.
Fans said that Valdy's daily teasing behavior is common and has no pressure.
"Valdy: If you score a goal, you need to add some energy, otherwise it will be boring!"
"I just want to know, whose burger is this, it looks like it's appetizing!"
"It is recommended that Manchester United fans will not take their children to watch the ball in the future. God knows what Valdy has taken a fancy to the children. You must believe that Valdy is definitely a repeat offender!"
"Is the income of professional players so low? The players are hungry to grab a burger during the game. It seems that they cannot let their children play football in the future, and there is no future for playing football!"
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The Manchester United fans in the stands coaxed bursts of laughter, this is the normal version of the game, goals + funny, indispensable!
But Emma Watson in the box was speechless. She finally knew why Valdy felt so shameless that day. It turned out that he was this one!
Back on the field, the teammates all looked at Vardy with a look of second-hand goods, especially at this time Valdi still had half of the hamburger in his hand!
"You also want to eat? Then take it!" Valdi teased them deliberately.
The Manchester United players shook their heads in unison, they could not afford to lose this man!
At this time, the referee came over and warned Valdi: "Please don't go to the stands to grab the fans' burgers. This is not good!"
After that, the referee turned his head away and saw the Manchester United players stunned.
When did the referee speak so well?
Remember the last time Valdy rushed into the stands, and the referee dumped him with a red card, he didn't have to go down.
This time Valdy also rushed into the stands, but the referee just warned him not to hurt. Why is the gap so big?
Was Vardi so annoying that the referee was too lazy to punish him?
Vardy finished the burger in two bites, and the game started again.
It's just that Valdy choked too fast, choked enough, and ran violently, and began to hiccup constantly.
"Hiccup...hiccup...hiccup..."
From the back, Valdy's neck shrugged, which was particularly fun. The lens was quickly given to Valdy's front. It was only then that everyone showed up. It turned out that Valdi hiccupped!
The fans came to life with laughter, which made them rob burgers, and hiccupped themselves. This is what these two goods can do.
"Yes, let you grab someone's hamburger to eat, retribution!"
But at this time, Lampard was about to collapse, because Chelsea began to attack, and Valdy was wrapped around him. "Hiccups" kept on, as if there was a foodie who wanted to eat himself at any time, too complicit. !
In particular, Vardi was too close to him, and he could still smell Vardi's mouth.
Orleans Drumsticks!
Lampard vowed that he would definitely not eat Orleans chicken drumsticks in the future!
After Chelsea fell behind, the whole momentum has changed, more shocking, Mourinho's team will never lack a fighting spirit.
Ashley Cole, as a full-back with strong assists, began to frequently insert assists. Manchester United's defensive pressure on this side is very large. Valdy can only return to the side to help defend.
It is quite tragic to say that the defensive feature of the "Valdi area" level is only effective on the left, and the right is not in the effective range. Vardy can only rely on the life-saving flying shovel and Ashley Cole.
He didn't dare to be too brazen. After all, in such an important game, if he was sent off for fouling, Ronaldo would have been absent, and he would never lose himself.
Therefore, in this defense, Valdy was also embarrassed by Ashley Cole.
Of course, no one will complain about Valdy. After all, for forward players, defense is actually an attitude.
Vardy is willing to actively defend and contribute to the team's defense. It is enough for everyone to applaud. As for the defensive effect, can you still expect a forward to have better defensive skills than a defender?
Uh, in fact, it is possible for Valdi to do so, as long as he has a perfect central guard possession card, but unfortunately, he really does not.
Chelsea's offensive is very strong. Drogba alone is very difficult to defend. When Mourinho envyed Ferguson to own Valdi, in fact all British coaches envy Mourinho to have Drogba.
In the 23rd minute of the first half, Chelsea, who was constantly attacking, scored a goal. Barak suddenly inserted to get rid of Alan Smith's rush, a kick was made on the line in the big penalty area, and Van der Sar made a save. But failed to stop Chelsea's goal.
The two teams returned to the same starting line, but the situation was not good for Manchester United, because Chelsea got an away goal.
In the UEFA Champions League home and away game system, an away goal can often determine who is the final upgrader. This must not be overlooked.
After the game restarted, the two teams finally showed their fangs and started the most intense offensive.
The pace is fast and dazzling, Manchester United is still organizing an attack near the Chelsea penalty area in the first second, and it may become Chelsea's offensive to face the Manchester United goal in the second. The two teams have tried their best. Their purpose is only one, that is to break the opponent. Goal.
In the 34th minute of the first half, Chelsea made a quick counterattack. Drogba's tank was crushed towards Manchester United's defense. Finally, the ball was given to Joe Cole. The England international shot again and broke the Manchester United goal.
However, United were also unwilling to show their weakness. Three minutes later, Vidic used a corner kick to throw his head and the two teams scored a tie.
The first half did not end, it has already produced four goals, and the scene is fierce and exciting, such a game, for those fans who simply appreciate the game, it is not the happiest thing.
However, for Manchester United fans, a tie with Chelsea is definitely not good news, so the Manchester United fans in the stands regardless of the hoarse voice, continue to cheer for the team, and must defeat Chelsea.
However, after a fierce attack, both teams need to take a rest, so that the first half of the game will pass.
When he walked off the court, the expression on Vardy's face was not easy. He knew that Ronaldo must be watching TV broadcast in the ward. He failed to lead Manchester United to crush Chelsea. Presumably Ronaldo would be disappointed with himself?
Vardi's heavy expression appeared in front of the fans through the stadium screen, and Manchester United fans almost cried out.
Ever since they made Valdy a optimist with a grin, their lives are always good, and they always laugh;
But just now Valdy was missing his smile, so he must be in a bad mood.
In fact, the pressure between Manchester United and Valdy in this game is really great.
At Old Trafford, Chelsea seems to have recovered the style of the King's division last season, and it is extremely strong, even to a certain extent, better than Manchester United at home. The score can explain everything.
At least Manchester United's midfield is at a disadvantage, so from the perspective of manufacturing opportunities, Manchester United is also far inferior to its opponents.
The Trident lacks Ronaldo, so Manchester United's offensive combination will also be greatly reduced.
Manchester United is dangerous. You know, Chelsea have scored two away goals.
What makes Valdi even more uncomfortable is that the task of system cloth has not yet been completed. I have already grabbed the kid burger!
Eat and drink~EbookFREE.me~ I ate a burger and drank water on the sidelines, no problem!
However, the system has not given any explanation yet, it is very domineering, and does not consider the consumer's mentality at all.
Eat, drink, drink, does this drink not mean drinking water, but drinking?
This Nima is a bit spoof!
Well, in order to complete the task, Valdy can only try it.
Now he has no place to buy wine, so he can only do it again!
Who got the luck! 74
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