Chapter 518: Who is the caddie?
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:54:03
The dull look of Duny really makes Vardy endure, this guy is absolutely qualified as a mascot.
Inter Milan won the Italian Super Cup in this almost absurd way. Speaking of it, everyone feels a little bit playful!
The officials of the Italian Football Association couldn't help crying. They imagined that after the arrival of Valdi, the Italian stadium will change from a storm to a happy stage play.
Speaking of this, the Roman goalkeeper Donico was played hard by Valdi. Although Valdi may not be intentional, there is no such thing as intentional or not about what happened to Valdi.
The indirect free kick was not dangerous at all, but it smashed on Doni and the goal was effective;
In the last penalty, Donimin had already saved himself, but in the end he made a two-handed kick to roll the ball into the goal again and celebrated on his own side.
Was this Valdy's amusing aura effect, or Duny's own problem?
In any case, Inter Milan completed a major reversal in an unfavorable situation and won the Italian Super Cup.
At the time of the award, Valdi really had no trouble in his heart. Compared with the Champions League and the Premier League, the Italian Super Cup is not as good as the gold-plated ring. It is almost the same as the previous three commercial competitions.
However, the others at Inter Milan are very happy. In any case, this is a championship, and it is still the official championship. They defeated their biggest opponent, Rome. This is a matter of pleasure.
After the game, the championship was celebrated and it was celebrated in the middle of the night, and Vardy didn't know why these goods were so energetic.
The next day, the Italian football media mostly reported on the game, and the main character was naturally Valdi.
This game is the first official game after Vardi came to Inter. Perhaps there is not much to see in the warm-up game. This is Vardi's first appearance.
Obviously, Vardi's appearance was amazing, even if it was only the second half, it brought a qualitative improvement to Inter.
Roma lead Inter Milan by two goals and are ready to celebrate the championship, but Valdi has two goals to make Rome a success. This is the real role of superstars.
Inter is already very strong, but it does not have enough competitiveness in the Champions League, because they do not have a real superstar in the formation, and the arrival of Valdy completely allowed Inter to be sublimated as a whole.
Don’t forget, Valdy is playing with a disease, otherwise how could he not appear in the starting lineup!
Countless media began another wave of crazy touted Valdy, even the English media who paid attention to Valdy also promptly passed Valdy's performance back to England.
Manchester United fans said that Manchester United is definitely a seller of conscience, and Inter must give a good review!
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After the Super Cup, Mancini still gave Valdy two days off. Originally, he didn't want Valdy to play. I didn't expect to win by virtue of Valdy. The two-day holiday is a reward!
Olivia, who came to study abroad, had nothing to do all day, and attacked Valdy by changing the law. Valdy felt that Olivia must have regarded herself as a research object.
Being physically uncomfortable, he rejected the daily invitations of his teammates' nightclubs, and Valdy decided to stay home at home for these two days.
Nothing happened, Valdy suddenly remembered that he had read novels on his mobile phone in his past life. Although there is no smartphone now, there are novels!
Thinking of this, Valdy quickly went to the novel website. At this time, it should be the ancient times. Popular novels seem to be classics in classics.
Hey, there is no reward function at this time, which makes this local tyrant unable to start, pretending to fail!
However, it is good to be able to revisit the classics, because you know the ending, so you don’t have to wait for updates.
Hey, there is no novel about wilderness at this time, do you want to write a "Wild God of Wild Food", copying Yumei directly, and being able to bear salty fishermen to sue herself for infringement!
Well, the protagonist's name is-Erdog Valdy!
Thinking of the wilderness novels, Valdi suddenly thought of the wilderness survival programs, such as the law of the jungle. It seems that this can also be done!
When the time comes to find a big vote of female celebrities, he is a man and survives on an isolated island.
Avril Lavigne, Emma Roberts, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson...
Unconsciously, Vardy was drooling.
Well, this must be planned.
...
After a few days of rest, Valdy's cold finally healed. Of course, it may not be that his own immunity is working. It may also be that Valdy's beauty is thinking too much and the body is always sweating.
Back on the training ground, Vardy felt the relaxed atmosphere of the team.
The start of the Inter Milan League is very easy. Only the sixth round will meet the strong team Rome. The previous team may be difficult to pose even a slight threat to Inter.
The opponent of the first round of Inter Milan is Udinese, a midfield strength opponent.
Vardy is very disgusted with this team, because the Pozzo family who controls this team completely treats football as a business, which is more pure than the Glazer family.
This is completely anti-humanity!
In this case, then scoring a few more goals can be considered a contribution to all mankind.
Vardi's debut in Serie A has attracted the attention of the entire world football. There is no way, who makes him the first person in the world football.
In the player channel, Vardy observed his opponent and found that there were really a few familiar players.
The offensive players in the front court include civilian star Di Natale, Italy's popular shooter Quagliarella, Asamoa who later mixed with Juventus, first-class star 374 Sanchez, general Candreva...
If they are all at their peak in this offensive combination, Inter is probably unable to stop their impact.
However, now that most of them are immature, Sanchez and Candreva may not even play the main role.
In other positions, they are also Serie A players, especially goalkeeper Handanovic, who is also a first-class goalkeeper!
Regardless of the business policy of the Pozo family, their vision of selecting people is very worthy of recognition. Buy low and sell high. This business is simply done. Later they were also called one of the black spots in Europe.
The caddies entered the player's channel, and they each pulled hands with the players to prepare for admission.
But no one thought that there was an accident at this time.
Vardi waited for a long time, and the other players were already pulling a little caddie beside him, but he was beside him, but there was no silhouette.
Was he rejected?
Look carefully for a lap, and I don’t see any extra caddies. Everyone has one, so they don’t have one.
No, Ibrahimovic doesn't have that either. This one is squinting with his own big eyes!
What's happening here?
Why is there such a mistake?
Holding the little caddie to play is a symbol of peace. Does this mean you want to kill yourself?
The staff hurried over and explained with sweat, it turned out that the two youngest caddies suddenly lost their emotions, and no one could persuade them. They ran away to find their mother, so Valdi and Ibrahimovic were leaked out .
What should I do?
Seeing that the referee is ready to lead them into the game, Valdi and Ibrahimovic are helpless.
Valdy suddenly got a wit, or I'll lead Ibrahim into the field.
With a smirk at Ibrahimovic, Ibrahimovic suddenly felt that Valdy wanted to count himself and stepped aside alertly.
Valdy's hand stretched out embarrassing himself.
But it doesn't matter, Valdy said indifferently: "Since neither of us has a caddie, then I'll lead you into the venue, let's guest a little caddie!"
Ibrahimovic's eyes almost did not stare out, why is the brain circuit of Vardy's goods so abnormal?
Angrily said to Vardy: "Do you think we hold hands together, others will think of us as caddies?"
Vardy blinked, looked at Ibrahimovic, weighed the height comparison between the two in his mind, and reached a desperate conclusion.
Ibrahimovic is 195 cm tall, and like the tower, his five short stature can't be compared with him.
The two hold hands and go out, they are the caddies, OK?
"Goodbye!" Vardi put oil on the soles of his feet and quickly flashed people.
But before he started, Ibrahim had already lived, and Ibrahimovic also reacted.
"I think your suggestion is very good, today you will be a guest caddie!"
Valdy wants to cry without tears~EbookFREE.me~Nima, I knew it would be the result!
If it is at Manchester United, then Valdi must have started to grab someone's caddie, because there must be someone in Manchester United who is not as good as himself.
But now at Inter Milan, he is not easy to start, Inter Milan's starting person is much deeper than his qualifications.
After thinking for a while, Valdi had another idea, he couldn't rob himself, could he still grab others?
With a smirk, he walked to the opposite side. Valdy squatted beside a little caddie and said kindly, "Little guy, would you like to come in with me?"
At home at Inter Milan, the caddie is naturally an Inter fans and was directly sed away by Valdy!
At this time, Asamoah was dumbfounded, he never thought that Valdy had deceived his caddy!
Fortunately, he was black, and he couldn't see his face turning black.
Ibrahim thoughtfully, drawing a scoop like this, directly following the little caddie led by Quagliarella.
Is this not too friendly to the visiting team?
But this idea just appeared, and disappeared invisible in Valdy's mind.
Deserve it!
So when the players from both sides lined up to play, there was a very awkward scene. The two strikers of the visiting team Udinese followed everyone with their hands into the stadium, feeling they could not wait to find a ground seam.
Vardy didn't have so many scruples, he expressed his appreciation for the abducted little caddie, and took him directly into the court, indulging in spoils.
Of course, the caddie incident is just a small detail. No one else knows what happened, but when the matter is exposed, it is estimated that countless people have begun to sympathize with the two strikers of Udinese!
In fact, they should be fortunate, because Valdi and Ibrahimovic just robbed their caddies, and did not directly treat them as caddies, already considered mercy!