Chapter 539: The power of snake grass water

Seeing Valdy finally embarrassed, the teammates laughed again and got a stomachache, playing football for so many years, they have never met such a thing.
Since the arrival of Valdy, I feel that life has been a lot more exciting. The things I have experienced in the last half of the season have even surpassed my entire career.
Of course, Valdy is very upset, although it is because of his mistakes, but is it really necessary to be so real on this issue?
I have clearly recognized me, do I have to go to the police station to issue a certificate proving "I am me"?
Does this really make sense?
Vardy was very upset, so naturally he would vent his unhappiness on his opponent, so the Moscow Central Army was unlucky!
Only two minutes from the start of the game, Valdi and Stankovic entered the penalty area after completing the cooperation on the right. They shot from the left foot and directly broke the goal of the Moscow Central Army. At that time, the entire stadium was silent, there was no reaction, and there were even many fans. There was no time to walk into the stadium.
I believe this part of the fans found that the team was behind when they walked into the court, and I don't know what kind of mood it will be.
This is not over yet. Ten minutes later, Valdi continued to hit the wall with Figo on the left, but was eventually put down by the opponent on the line of the penalty area, creating a free kick in a good position.
Valdi personally took the penalty, the full moon scimitar reappeared, and the ball crossed the terrible arc into the dead end of the goal.
In less than 15 minutes, Inter Milan, who has played away, has led by two goals. As a result, home fans are as uncomfortable as eating flies.
Of course, if they knew that Vardi broke out just because they were stopped outside by the court security, I don’t know how they would feel.
Towards the end of the first half, Valdi made a breakthrough on the left and made a bottom pass to give Ibrahimovic an assist. Inter also entered the halftime break with a score of 3:0.
The Moscow Central Army has no counterattack at all. The quick and concise attack has no penetrating power in front of the Inter Milan midfield scene. It usually does not require a line of defense and has been easily resolved.
In the second half, the Moscow Central Army has completely given up the counterattack and defensively, in order to lose a few face good looks, but Inter Milan did not intend to save face.
In the 67th minute, Valdi finally grabbed a spot in front of the back door after receiving a pass from Figo and completed the hat trick. At this time, his uncomfortable emotions finally vented.
But the Moscow Central Army is about to cry. Should we be so cruel?
Now Inter Milan is quite unreasonable. No matter in the Serie A or the Champions League, it still maintains a proud record of victory, and even the opponents are difficult to pose too much threat to Inter.
To say that in addition to Rome in Serie A, Inter has not encountered decent opponents, strong reason is excusable, but in the Champions League group stage, even if the opponents in the same group are not giants, but also elite teams in major leagues, placed in Serie A There are also those who compete for the qualification of the Champions League.
But in front of Inter, it is still destructive, no matter who you are, it is right.
Inter has just begun to appear in the image of the devil in football, the gods retreat!
In the end, Inter Milan's five-ball victory over the Moscow Central Army left Russia with a wild victory.
The three-game winning streak in the UEFA Champions League group stage has given Inter Milan a huge advantage in the group's emergence. Even if they win the Moscow Central Army at home in the next round, Inter Milan may lock the group first two rounds in advance. This is by no means an easy one to complete. Achievements.
If that is the case, then Inter will be able to transfer all their energy to Serie A before February. Inter Milan may have steadily won the Serie A championship by the time the Champions League knockout kicks off.
Of course, in this game, Vardi was blocked by the home security staff from outside the court, and it was also revealed by the media, so that the fans could not enjoy it after dinner.
"Amused, it doesn't work, you can't even enter the court. Don't say you are a big star in the future!"
"Sure enough, the security system of the fighting nation is strong, and it is not easy for anyone to come!"
"I thought Vardy would turn into a women's suit and seduce it, it's really boring!"
The first thing I went back to Milan's home was to check the postal package, and his snake grass water arrived.
Of course, this is not what he prepared to drink for himself. He did not have such a heavy taste. This was prepared for Balotelli. If he did not teach the well, Valdi felt angry.
The next day, Valdi moved a box of snake grass water to the car and drove to the Inter Milan training base.
The janitor of the janitor was surprised to see Vardy holding a box of water, and was puzzled. Is Inter Milan now so poor that even the water you drink during training requires the players to bring their own?
Teammates are also very puzzled, do not know what medicine sold in Valdi gourd.
Watching Balotelli smile, he opened the box and threw a bottle to the god.
"Drink it and do it, the grievances between us will be wiped out!"
Ba Shen fiddled with this bottle of snake grass water. Although he couldn't understand the Chinese square characters, he knew how to know that this thing was a commodity and was made and sold.
Was Vardi so easily spared himself and let himself drink?
How to say this is also a kind of drink, no matter how hard to drink, it is hard to find where to go. After all, it is made to sell, too bad to drink, who will buy it?
The company is not bankrupt?
Not much to think about, Balotelli thought that Valdy just gave himself a step down, so he opened the bottle very simply and looked up and started pouring into his mouth!
Then, there is no more!
Balotelli vomited as much as he poured into his mouth. Then, even breakfast rushed out of his stomach and vomited.
At that moment, Balotelli felt as if his entire soul had sublimated.
Probably, ascension is such a feeling!
Balotelli vowed that he had never drank such an unpalatable water when he was so old. Was it a poison?
The entire face is green, showing a poisonous color. If it is not good, I am afraid that Balotelli has died of poison.
The other teammates have always been holding a lively state of mind. When they want to come, this drink is not necessarily difficult to drink. I am afraid that Valdi just wants Balotelli to drink a whole box and pour a big belly.
But Balotelli's reaction surprised them all.
Nima, what is this stuff?
I vomited after a sip, and it was really vomiting!
Although Balotelli is young, he always has a strong taste, even he can't bear it?
Perhaps after seeing the curiosity of his teammates, Valdy smiled and reached out to make a gesture of asking.
"You can also try it. Weak alkaline water is good for health!"
Although it was known that Valdy was never forced to have good intentions, but everyone had a little unbelief, so everyone took a bottle of snake grass water and began to try.
After two minutes, everyone's face was green, the entire dressing room was filthy, they vomited, and the whole became the on earth.
The power of the snake grass water collapsed the entire Inter Milan first team.
The entire locker room was full of scolding sounds of various F heads, hoping to overturn the roof.
Mancini felt strange, pushed the door into the locker room, and instantly dumbfounded.
"Call an ambulance, everyone is poisoned!" Only Mancini yelled and ran out quickly.
No wonder Mancini would have such a reaction, because the scene in front of him would not give him other associations.
Finally, the entire morning of training was abolished. The team members lay limp in the physiotherapy room, feeling the different life brought to them by snake grass water.
Vardi didn't expect that things would be so big, curiosity killed the cat. Can this be blamed?
However, when other players resumed training in the afternoon, Valdy did not participate in the training, because before others started training, he first collectively caught him, almost beating his life and could not take care of himself. At this time, Valdy was lying Moaning in the corner of the training ground.
If it wasn't for the lawn mower who found him, I'm afraid a body could be found in two days.
However, unexpectedly, because of Vardi's ridiculousness, the snake grass water actually circulated in a small area. UU read www.uukanshu.com and slowly expanded to Europe.
The opportunity to circulate is also very simple. Inter players organize parties, and snake grass water has become a must-have, of course not for drinking, but for tricks, or as a punishment for game failure.
Then it passed from ten to hundred, and soon, the name of the snake grass water is well known.
Of course, this reputation is not necessarily a good reputation. If you think about the power of snake grass water, those who have tasted it might as well die.
Laoshan snake grass water manufacturers have never imagined that snake grass water, which was not very popular in China, has begun to flourish in Europe, and its export volume has increased greatly. It is almost becoming a national brand enterprise.
Vardy even felt that if he wanted to charge them a little advertising, it was actually not excessive.
However, what made Valdi amazed at the moment was that some people could really bear the smell of snake grass water, and they were as happy as they were.
This person is no one else, it is Walton's younger brother Balotelli's younger brother Thornton.
Does this guy have a problem with the nervous system?
According to Balotelli, Thornton specifically ordered several meals of snake grass water and placed it in his house, drinking it as water. He already fell in love with this taste.
Sure enough, the world is as big as it is. Vardy feels that the horror of a man likes snake grass and water is comparable to that of a man.
What's more interesting is that at many parties, because Thornton slammed the snake grass water without changing his face, there were countless girls crazy for him, this guy almost became a stallion.
Alas, species and species are different. Probably Valdy and Thornton are not one species. As for whether there is an evolutionary relationship between the two species, if you want to get the answer, you have to learn "The Origin of Species" first. ) Download the free reader!!