Chapter 542: Love touch
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:54:12
When receiving the task of "touching the head", Vardy was a little dumbfounded.
What the is Nima?
It has always been Buffon's role in killing others. Do you want me to kill Buffon now?
Really spoof!
However, since the system has already given the task, Valdy feels that he should not be hypocritical, anyway, it is also a task, and the task reward is also good.
Unlike Buffon's head-to-head effect, the task-rewarding special head-to-head effect seems to be very helpful to Valdy.
When the defensive player defends himself, when the defensive player defends himself, the defensive effect will be reduced to varying degrees.
Just to think about it from another angle, they would have been unable to prevent Vardy from changing from becoming unable to prevent, and what is the point?
The punishment of the task is very ugly. Looking at the meaning of the system, if this time the task cannot be completed, then it is estimated that when facing Buffon in the future, don't think about scoring goals.
Sure enough, the system blew intermittently, it was very unruly, and even forgot his purpose.
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This week's training, although Valdy is in good condition, he is actually a little absent, because he has to plan well how to brutally kill Buffon.
You can’t walk around and let Buffon bow your head in front of you, and then play whatever you want?
Even if Buffon had no opinion, Juventus fans in the stands could kill themselves.
In real life, touching other people's heads is mostly because they like them, and it should be from elders to juniors, and it's embarrassing to touch them between peers.
Women's feet and men's heads are uncomfortable when touched by others. This is a fact.
So, how can Valdy feel Buffon's head in a reasonable way?
This is a difficult problem.
Of course, at the same time, there is a very important point. When planning to touch Buffon, you must guard against Buffon, and you should not let him kill him, otherwise it will be embarrassing.
Well, it is better to have an entry point.
Who is familiar with Buffon?
Materazzi must be familiar.
Well, it’s him!
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In the dressing room at the Alp stadium, Valdi whispered Materazzi.
"Wait for you to introduce Buffon to me, I want to talk to him!" Vardi told Materazzi this way.
Materazzi didn't care too much. Although Valdi is already a world footballer, it seems normal to be sympathetic with Buffon, the world's best goalkeeper. It's just to know him.
So Materazzi readily agreed.
Soon, players from both sides appeared in the court tunnel, ready to line up for admission.
The time originally in the player channel is when the players on both sides of the game are chatting about old times. Everyone finds familiar players and talks a few words. As long as they are not absolute enemies, they will generally look very friendly.
Buffon and Materazzi do have a good relationship. The two are partners of the national team. One is the defender and the other is Dinghaimen. They must be in constant contact on and off the court.
Materazzi remembered Valdi's request and took Valdi to Buffon.
"Hey, Gigi, how have you been recently!" Materazzi greeted Buffon casually.
Buffon's name is Ji'an Luigi, and friends will call him Jiji.
Buffon made a strange expression to Materazzi with wide eyes, and also seemed very relaxed.
At this time, Materazzi introduced Valdy to Buffon.
"This is Jamie, I think you should know!"
Vardy smiled at Buffon and held out his hand.
Although Buffon was a little surprised, he still reached out and shook hands with Valdy.
He mainly did not know why Materazzi introduced him to Valdi.
But now this is not a big problem. Looking at the almost immature face of Valdi in front of him, I feel emotional. At this age, Valdi has already created incredible results. It is unbelievable!
Of course, Valdy is much younger than Buffon, especially with this tender face, which makes it difficult for Buffon to put Vardy on the same level as himself.
So, habitually, Buffon reached out to Valdy...
Love touches the head!
Of course, Buffon is definitely not malicious, just a common way of expressing his liking.
But the point is, Valdy can't stand it!
stop!
Don't touch my head!
Vardy quickly shrank his head and flicked to the side, eager to move so much that he almost fell out of control.
Vardi's such a big reaction made both Buffon and Materazzi stunned, completely ignoring Vardi's actions.
Looking at Buffon's expression, Vardi laughed and explained: "This, I have lost some hair recently, so I don't want others to touch it!"
This explanation is unsatisfactory, but it is also reasonable and valid, so Buffon is not too skeptical.
As soon as Valdy rolled his eyes, he suddenly said: "Maybe it's been with Rooney for a long time, and they are all infected and starting to lose hair. I envy people with particularly thick hair. Mr. Buffon, your hair is very good, really I don’t know how you take care of it, can you let me take a closer look?"
Buffon smiled awkwardly but politely. Was it really good to talk about this topic before the tense game?
But Buffon thought about it, or bowed his head a little, and showed it to Valdy, it was no big deal.
Vardi didn't expect Buffon to cooperate so much, he didn't have to use his lips to make excuses, and instantly laughed.
The trembling hand extended like a Parkinson's patient, and it seemed to reach the girl for the first time.
Under Materazzi's horrifying gaze, Valdi finally put his hand on Buffon's head and started rubbing and rubbing against Buffon's short hair that was not long...
The expression on his face has been soothed to the extreme, it is almost comparable to Sheng Xian.
Buffon collapsed, saying it was just a casual look, why are you so passionate about it?
The Balotelli next to him was really scared. He felt that Valdy at the moment was like a climax. He was really afraid of an impulse. Valdi took off his clothes and put Buffon on the spot.
"It's almost okay?" Buffon asked with an awkward head with his head down.
Vardi responded "Oh, oh" twice, and took away his hand before he could finish it.
In any case, this wave does not lose!
Even if he killed Buffon with his own head, right?
You know, when Buffon touched other people's heads, he was not so passionate and not so persistent.
If the system does not recognize it, you must be with the system.
For the time being, I had some thoughts, even if I continued to kill Buffon in the game, it was just entertainment, not a task.
With the whistle of the referee, the focus battle officially began.
I have to admit that the background of Juventus is still there, which is also an important reason for their rapid return to the first group after returning to Serie A.
Just like now, they have their own pride at home, even if they are not the former Serie A rulers, but they still will not look down on themselves, nor will they greet the enemy as weak.
After the opening, Juventus took advantage of the home advantage to attack, as if they were not facing the powerful Inter, but Serie.
Juventus is a real spell. It is not easy to use a second-rate midfield configuration to achieve the effect of a first-class midfield configuration.
The veteran Nedved left, Camoranesi on the right, Zanetti and Almiron in the middle of the road, it does not look like the configuration of the giants.
No way, because of the one-year tour of the phone gate and the second division, Juventus' financial situation is not ideal, and they can't attract big players for the time being.
Of course, there are actually superstars on the bench, and Marchisio, Chiellini and others can't play the main force now, and they will be in the future.
Juventus, who dominated the home court, attacked for more than 10 minutes, but the real threats are few. Under Inter Milan's mature defense system, Juve's offensive knife is obviously not sharp enough, and even not as good as Rome.
Inter Milan goalkeeper Cesar only made one save, which was still not the kind of difficulty. Pierone's shot was not strong and it was very correct. Cesar held a straight.
To Juventus fans, this kind of weak offense is inevitable sadness, even if they have already prepared fully psychologically, but when they see the team can not compete with Inter Milan, they still can not restrain the sadness.
Ten minutes later, Juventus' offensive slowed down~EbookFREE.me~ Inter Milan took advantage of the situation and began a fierce battle in the midfield. A few minutes later, the weak Juventus began to lose and was defeated. Inter Milan got the initiative in the midfield.
This is also inevitable. Juventus not only has a weak midfield configuration, but the most important thing is not creative. Even Nedved, he is not the kind of player who can easily send a scalpel straight. He has more Known for being tenacious.
Although Inter Milan's midfield looks old, but as long as the physical condition is good, once the old guys' old arms and legs are thrown up, it is not a joke.
In the 17th minute of the first half, Inter Milan's first shot of the match made a great threat to Juventus goal.
Figo made a breakthrough on the left, and Valdi retreated to cooperate quickly with Figo. The level of understanding between the two made people exclaim.
Figo came to the bottom, and Valdi rushed to the door to prepare for the outsourcing, and took away the attention of Juventus defensive players. No one expected that Figo did not push the small penalty area, but the big penalty area reached by the inverted triangle. On the line, Cambiasso, who had already ambushed there, had waited a long time for the shells, and directly hit the goal with a heavy artillery. That momentum seemed to kick the ball.
Any team with a heavy gunner in the midfield position is the most advantageous addition to tactics.
Not to mention that Valdy himself also has a stunt of heavy artillery blasting, but he and the heavy artillery cooperate together, and it is also seamless.
Pushing hard against the opponent's defense line into the small penalty area to create space for the heavy gunner teammates can also pose a great threat to the opponent.
At Manchester United, the heavy gunner Scholes, now at Inter, Cambiasso is also good.
It's just that Cambiasso's heavy artillery was slightly higher than the beam and almost scored a goal, which really surprised the Juventus players in cold sweat.