Chapter 550: Don't make sweets
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1663 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:54:13
Halloween is a holiday comparable to Christmas for children, because they can get a lot of sweet candy.
Don't mess with candy.
Every Halloween, the children knocked on the door of others' houses in groups, and then shouted the slogan "Trouble without giving candy", and then the owner would give out the already prepared candy to the children.
Perhaps not too long, the children will be full.
But if this scene happens to an adult, then there is only a sense of disobedience.
Who has ever seen an adult knocking on a door with a sugar bag to beg for candy?
It's strange not to be killed by the owner!
But for these unruly things, Valdy and others did it without pressure.
So, under the leadership of Valdy, the England internationals vigorously ran out of the locker room and began a begging journey.
"Quality, pay attention to your qualities, everyone takes sugar bags, just because you are carrying stinky socks, do you think it's Christmas?" Valdy's disdain for Rooney Road also attracted everyone's contempt for Rooney. .
Helpless Rooney can only put the socks on his feet again, and then rushed to keep up with everyone's pace.
First of all, I was forced by the staff of the FA, who were hugged by the England internationals and countless hands reached in front of them.
"Trouble without giving candy!"
If it is a group of innocent and romantic children who stretch out their little white hands towards themselves, then he will definitely not feel at odds.
But the problem is that this group of fierce and evil animals, the outstretched hands are all big fans, and their fingers are like drumsticks, which is a bit scary.
"I...I didn't...sugar!"
The FA staff stammered, although he realized that this was a prank by the England internationals, but there was still a sense of trembling in the face of the robbers, which came from the depths of the soul.
Hula, the players spread out again. Of course, before they spread out, they did not forget to make trouble.
As for how to make trouble?
How do you think this group of insignificant guys can make trouble?
Anyway, after the players were gone, the FA staff member seemed to climax ten times, and the whole person was paralyzed.
The next goal, UEFA staff.
"Trouble without giving candy!"
Then, the UEFA staff, like the staff of the FA, was forced to be suspicious of life after being forced.
Immediately afterwards, the stadium security staff, the referee team, and even the Croatian players and coaching staff were attacked by the English National Team’s Children’s Party in the name of
Trouble without Candy
...
Of course, in fact, it was not without gains. When Valdy shouted "Take it without giving candy" in front of Modric, Modric subconsciously spit out the chewing gum in his mouth and put it carefully. Valdy's hand, the expression on his face was like being robbed of the child who loved the toy, and he was very wronged...
Then, it was Valdy's turn!
Others who saw this scene laughed sorely that their stomachs hurt, and they were amused to eat one day.
Vardy glared at Modric fiercely, then turned around and left. He was going to take out his nuclear weapon and give Modric a fierce shot.
Seeing that Valdy got into the locker room, the England internationals also rushed into the locker room. Below is the exciting moment of cross-dressing!
Five minutes later, each of them finished the dress again, ready to play.
But at this time, everyone only saw what Valdy was dressed up. For a time, the entire locker room was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded.
Is it really good for you to dress like a sanitary napkin like this?
They are so funny, they can't compare!
That's right, Valdi's dress today is inspired by a convenience store-an oversized piece of sanitary napkin.
After putting on the body, the whole body became a sanitary napkin, and only one face was exposed.
Not to mention the scene, the players have never seen such a ridiculous dress in their lives.
Vardi is very satisfied with everyone's response, which is exactly what he expected.
To be amused, we must not take the usual path.
What a Batman, what a Spiderman, what a zombie, it was simply weak.
My sanitary napkin is definitely the most thrilling shape of the year, and will be rated as the most unique style of Halloween, no one can match it.
Teammates were already shocked to Valdi, as the tailor looked at Valdi's eyes and admired the extreme.
Vardi's smile was light and faint, and he was content with satisfaction.
I haven't come up with the final trick yet, you are about to worship, if I take the trick, you must not worship to death?
In fact, Valdy really wanted to prepare to come back, holding a glass of red drink, pouring down his chin, and then the whole sanitary napkin was red in the middle...
You should understand what happened?
But Valdy finally gave up the idea, because he felt a little sick.
At this time, the teammates already knew who the protagonist was, and no longer had the idea of showing it again, swarming Valdy out of the locker room.
Fans have already been seated in the stands. Croatian players are warming up on the court. In fact, at this time, England should also warm up on the court.
When the Halloween ghosts of the England internationals dressed up, the entire Wembley stadium almost did not explode.
All fans shouted and screamed wildly, with the shape of the players, they really did not expect that the players will appear in this way.
"God, they seem to have a party. Are they going to interact with us in this way?"
"Harry Potter is Lampard, the big spider is Ashley Cole, I can't see who the zombies are, and the one covered with a large piece of white cloth, who can see it? Who came out?"
"I just want to know that Ferdinand is dressed as Audrey Hepburn, don't you feel ashamed? It's just hot eyes!"
...
Croatian players are also very surprised. This is where the game came, clearly for the Halloween party!
However, everyone is looking forward to Vardi's style, because Vardi has always been unexpectedly surprised, how can these ordinary clothes like Valdi want, every time at this time, Valdi must have a thunderous move.
Sure enough, Valdi did not disappoint everyone.
When his sanitary napkin model walked out of the player's passage, the Wembley Stadium, which had just seemed to explode, instantly fell into a deadly silence.
WF!
What do we see?
A huge sanitary napkin walked onto the stadium in such a grand manner...
So familiar with the funny face on the sanitary napkin?
That's right!
It's just teasing Valdy!
boom!
After a dead silence, the Wembley Stadium burst completely.
Cheers, boos, whistles, and even various interjection-like scoldings exploded, flooding the entire stadium.
This is more than a thunder, it is terrifying.
I've grown so big, I haven't seen anyone dressed as a sanitary napkin...
"Who's is so big that you should use a large sanitary napkin like Valdy?"
"I didn't find out that Valdi was actually a big traffic!"
"I haven't used this stuff, and I wonder if Valdy is a daily or night use!"
"The big wings must not leak. If Valdy creates a sanitary napkin brand, I must be a loyal user!"
.......
Noisy, I feel the whole world is about to riot.
Vardy wriggled casually, not at all ashamed. For him, who was accustomed to the big scene and amusing, this would not make him blush.
Of course, Valdi did not forget to seek revenge from Modric. This product just used chewing gum to tease himself!
So next everyone saw a scene that made them laugh, and Valdi's huge sanitary napkin was moving towards the warm-up Croatia team, and the target was the Croatian core player Modric.
When Modric saw Valdy rushing over, he knew that he was looking for his troubles. He didn't hesitate and turned around. With Valdy's urine, if Valdy caught him, he didn't know how miserable it would be!
The problem is that Valdy runs too fast, even if he transforms into a sanitary napkin, it is still faster than Modric.
The distance between the two of them shrank at a speed that was visible to the naked eye in the cheering of the fans, and finally Modric was caught by Valdy.
Valdi is not at all polite, the whole person of Pia has been glued to Modric, and the two came to an intimate contact~EbookFREE.me~ What is the special meaning of this intimate contact?
Everyone understands!
Valdy is thinking of Modric ass!
Yeah, isn't the sanitary napkin just attached to the buttocks?
Vardy regretted not bringing his own red drink. If it was secretly sprinkled in front of him at this time, when the two separated, the whole world would be crazy...
It is estimated that Modric's heart will die!
"Modric should really not provoke Valdy, okay, now he is treated as an ass!"
"Waldi sanitary napkins are of good quality and can be used even by men!"
"It is estimated that Modric will have a psychological shadow when he sees the sanitary napkin in the future!"
.......
Vardy let go of Modric, who had an inexorable expression on his face, and then gave him a head-scratch, before Shi Shiran walked to his teammates. This wave was not at all loss.
Everyone looked at this joyful scene and already laughed that they were almost unable to straighten their waists. They said that the fare was not a loss, even if there was no later game, it would already be worth the fare.
Originally Heynckes and the coaching staff also planned to dress up, but because Valdy's sharp shape came out, they gave up this idea, he did not want to be considered Valdy's associates.
The game hasn't started yet, as if the climax has already arrived, all the fans who follow this game are defeated by Valdy and his sanitary napkins.
The result of the game, which was originally unimportant, is really not important this time. What is important is that Valdy started to tease again, and it is still such a big one.
All female fans felt the fear of being dominated by Valdy's huge sanitary napkin. Even when they used this personal item, the insidious image of Valdi appeared in their minds.
It feels ashamed!