Chapter 556: Attack the women's prison at night?

In fact, the of gods had a more unfortunate childhood than Valdy.
Valdi only had his father flying away, and his mother had always been with him. But when God was two years old, his biological parents abandoned him. If it was not adopted by an Italian couple, then the name of God may also be There will be no more.
Many people in the previous life felt that Balotelli was so surly. I am afraid that the factors in this area might be included.
Therefore, Valdy sometimes feels that he should take care of Balotelli. After all, he has snatched Balotelli's teasing title, although it seems that he is not a few years older than him.
This is not, the of is in trouble again.
Driving my brother to Brescia for a drive, even the car was borrowed from Valdi, which is nothing.
But the problem is that when passing through a women’s prison, Balotelli suddenly wanted to go in and see, as if something was attracted in the depths of his soul, curiosity prompted him to step on the accelerator and rushed to the gate of the prison.
Balotelli is still alive and should thank the guards for their mercy, because the guards with live ammunition were already aiming at him at the time, but the benevolence did not shoot.
Needless to say, Balotelli was detained there for half an hour, and then brought to the police station to squat for a long time before he was finally picked up by Inter Milan.
This is really a child who has not grown up, or that he has only one brain cell.
Some things, as long as he finds it fun and interesting, then he will not think about the consequences.
Change to a normal person, who would break into the women’s prison in this way, it’s good not to prosecute your intention to rob.
Because of this incident, Mancini was furious. Originally, there was a Valdy in the team that was enough to hurt his brain. Now there is an uneasy Balotelli. This is to let him hair in minutes. The rhythm of losing light?
Why do geniuses who play football have quirks?
But this time, Balotelli couldn't be treated lightly, so Mancini put Balotelli into the reserve team, and when he was introspective, he would come back.
At the end of training, Balotelli came to Valdi with a bitter face to find comfort.
"The gate of the prison is clearly open. I was just curious to go in and see. How could it be? Is it necessary to use such a lot of effort?"
Balotelli's grievances are indeed very interesting, after all, he is only a 17-year-old child.
Of course, Valdy is a 20-year-old child.
Vardy rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Even if you want to go into the women's prison, you can't make such a stunned rush in, people haven't really killed you, you should thank others for their mercy and vomiting. !"
"Driving a car in a rampage, even prison guards won't do that, even if you sneak up from the back wall!"
"Then if you take me sneaking over the wall to see? I'm really curious!"
Balotelli looked at Valdi hopefully, pleading.
Valdy choked there in one sentence and was completely defeated by Balotelli!
I took you over the wall to attack the women's prison at night?
How did you come up with it?
It's really Nyima... Hey, a little exciting!
But this thought just appeared, and immediately shook his head vigorously, dispelled from his mind.
There is no such thing as death!
Tease is not without a bottom line, you can't joke about life.
If it is found, shame is a trivial matter, but it was really shot by an unsuspecting prison guard, and the opportunity to cross is wasted!
"Isn't your brain normal?" Vardy raised his volume and shouted at Balotelli: "I took you over the wall to explore the women's prison. What do you think about playing games?"
"Nothing else. If I was found, I would run fast and barely be able to run away. But what can you do, have you run over me?"
Balotelli shook his head bitterly. If that was the case, then he must have been caught.
It's like saying that when you meet a tiger in the forest, you don't need to run faster than the tiger, just run faster than the others.
"What should I do? I just want to see it!"
Balotelli was extremely frustrated, like a little fart boy with a lollipop being robbed.
Sure enough, in Balotelli's world, there is no such thing as normal procedures.
"Can't you take the formal route and apply for condolences to women's prison? Idiot!"
Vardy scolded angrily, chatting with Balotelli, he was really enough.
Then he watched Ballot look at Valdy with a hungry look, completely relying on Valdy as a rely.
Even if Balotelli did not speak, Vardy knew what he meant.
Obviously, he just wanted Valdi to take him with him, and it would be better to have Vardi play a cover, than to be a prankster.
"Okay, when will you perform a hat trick, I will take you there!"
Vardy pouted and made a promise, but he didn't take it seriously, because he didn't think Balotelli could easily perform a hat-trick, and within the limited playing time, he was able to gain progress. The ball has done a great job.
But what Valdi didn't expect was that Balotelli was a little bit stunned by the women's prison. After returning to the first team, he practiced hat tricks all day long while training, and he was not idle for a moment.
Valdy was really afraid that his unintentional promise would drive Balotelli crazy, or wonder if he would take him to another day?
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In the 15th round of the league, Inter Milan ushered in the challenge of the capital team Turin.
Turin and Inter have a good relationship. After all, they once shared a common enemy, Juventus, but after the phone door, the entire Serie A forces shuffled. It is also difficult to say who has good relations with whom and who has hatred.
However, what Valdi did not expect was that he actually received a system task before the game, and it was a restrictive task, requiring him to fall less than 10 times in the game.
This is very strange, completely beyond Valdi's expectations.
With systematic urination, shouldn't I encourage myself to fall down on the court?
How can you limit the number of times you fall?
Although the rewards are not very generous, I feel that this task is to give points!
It's normal to fall in a football game. It's not a factor of accidental slipping. It's commonplace to fall during a confrontation with an opponent. Not to mention ten. If it is softer, it is not impossible to fall six or six in a game.
However, Valdy feels that if he is careful, he can move more flexibly and avoid entanglement with his opponent as little as possible. It seems that it is no problem to control the number of falls within ten times.
But it wasn't until the game day that Vardy understood the purpose of the system. Looking at the heavy snow falling down in the sky, Valdy was not good for the whole person.
He knew that the system wouldn't be so kind, it turned out that the pit was dug here!
Although the field has been cleaned by the court staff urgently, but after a while, the lawn is a white layer.
Don't say you don't want to fight against other people's bodies, even if you are walking by yourself, it is estimated that you will not only fall ten times!
Especially for a player with such explosive power, such as Valdi, during the startup process, the foot is vigorously stepped on the ground. If it is changed to usual, it is basically a hard effort now, and it is not strange to fall!
Alas, this broken system, forget it!
At the end of the warm-up, the players were covered with snow. Although they were not as big as they were just now, there were still snowflakes.
The referee team discussed it and communicated with the two clubs to decide whether the game should proceed as usual. After all, the field of vision was not greatly affected, but the snow game was a little harder.
Back in the dressing room, Valdy put on his trousers without hesitation. If it weren't for wearing a hat, he must be fully armed.
It's so cold!
Although the ultra-low temperature and bad weather did not stop the enthusiasm of the fans, watching the fans jumping and warming in the stands, Valdy was really worried that they jumped too much, causing resonance to cause the stands to engage collapse.
At this time, Valdy no longer considered the task, because he knew that even if he did not fight against others, it was estimated that he would fall more than ten times just because of sliding.
Anyway, if there is no punishment for the failure of the task, it is better to have no task!
Sure enough, his thinking was correct, because after the game started, he had already touched the ball three times before he even touched it.
The memory of the body is very difficult to change~EbookFREE.me~ Started slammed. This action alone made Valdi fall enough, so that slowly, Valdi started slowly.
Starting from fifth gear to first gear, really uncomfortable!
Playing in the snow not only causes great inconvenience to running, but also has a greater impact when dribbling.
As if Vardi stopped the ball just now, and wanted to make a superb move that stepped to the left but suddenly turned to the right quickly, but unexpectedly, when stepping to the left, because the ground was too slippery, the ball He was squeezed to the right, still some distance away from him, and at this time, his center of gravity had not yet had time to change, and was leaning to the left.
The result was obviously that Valdy lost the ball, still a very ridiculous low-level mistake.
Even the opponent's defensive players didn't expect Vardi to make mistakes. It was as if he had picked up a big gift bag that fell from the sky, his mouth closed!
Then next, the fans admired Vardy's rare mistakes compilation-
Stop in a hurry....
Change direction, croak...
Passing, squatting...
Shot, slap...
Not doing anything, chanting...
Valdy was crying, and he didn't bring such a joke.
Definitely is a systematic ghost. Although he is known for his explosive power and his ability to adapt to the snow is not very strong, is it not so bad?
Where is this still playing football, clearly to show fancy fall!
Although he didn't hold the hope of completing the task, he also had a certain chance of luck, in case it was completed!
But the game hasn't started for fifteen minutes, so there is no need to be lucky, because he has fallen more than ten times!
Vardy stepped on the lawn a bit angrily and ruthlessly, venting his stubborn emotions, and the ball couldn't be kicked!
As a result, chanting...