Chapter 578: If you don't shave, I'll shave you

() This time, Valdy can finally soar here with open arms.
Of course, I'm still overwhelmed by Handanovic's mistake just now, this guy is so funny.
After stopping the ball, there is no confirmation. The ball runs without knowing it, and then passes decently. You really think you are playing a virtual reality game!
Anyway, Valdi felt a cramp in his stomach, and this guy was also amused.
It seems that Handanovic will join Inter Milan in the future and become Inter Milan's number one goalkeeper. Is this a gift to the new club in advance?
Not only did Valdi laugh at the cramps, but other Inter players were not so good. When everyone gathered around to celebrate the goal, everyone's expression felt uncontrollable!
Is there any easier match to tie the score in such a funny way?
It would be nice if every opponent gave Inter Milan a gift like this.
And Handanovic stood there like a statue at this time, and the whole person was shrouded in shadow, as if it had been petrified.
It is impossible for him to think that he would have made such a low-level mistake, feeling like a clown, and the whole world is laughing at himself.
Udinese players also have a dog-beeped expression. Although they don’t think they can withstand Inter Milan’s offense, they can’t hold the ball and send it to Inter, which is totally different. Different concepts, can't play like this!
The Udinese fans in the stands could not make any sound because they really did not know how to express their feelings in their hearts.
The broadcast footage was played back in slow motion over and over again. Handanovic’s funny mistakes made fans all over the world laugh happily.
Needless to say, it was Valdy's infection!
The Inter players excitedly quipped with Vardi that the goal was too easy, so easy that they felt that they had been so fierce and they were useless. It was not as good as Valdi.
"I didn't find your power so great, their goalkeeper was so scared that he didn't even want the ball!"
"If it doesn't feel a little too insulting, I really want to imitate his actions just now, it's so funny!"
"After frightening her once, we won!"
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Valdy also finds it interesting. He remembers this goalkeeper and can be included in the list of key training targets.
After the game restarted, Inter's momentum has been completely formed, while Udinese was hit by his own mistakes and got no morale.
Obviously, the next game has no suspense.
Inter broke out completely, but at this time Valdi felt like a useless person, and he had nothing to do on the field.
This is the rhythm without playing with him in minutes!
In the 71st minute of the second half, Ibrahimovic received a pass from Maicon and a violent header smashed the goal of Udinese. After the goal, Ibrahimovic roared domineeringly, like a of war reborn.
In the 77th minute, Maniche suddenly jumped forward to get rid of his opponent's defense and came with an iconic burst shot. Handanovic may still be unable to extricate himself in the shadow of a funny drop of the ball, the reaction was half a beat slow, pitiful He watched the ball fly into his door.
In the 85th minute, it was Mai Kong again. After a sharp breakthrough on the right, the ball was sent to the goal. After a long period of silence, Valdi finally got the opportunity. With great joy, he spread his feet and rushed to the goal, ready to grab a point.
What they did not expect was that Ibrahimovic, the very chicken thief, snatched the ball from the point before the attack, opened the goalkeeper's attack, and pushed the ball into the goal.
Valdy wants to cry without tears, this is really not playing with himself!
Of course, whoever scores the same goal, it is best for all Inter players to break out, so that they can draw very calmly.
However, the score of 5:2 is not the end. In the second half of stoppage time, Cordoba used the corner kick to rush to the header and broke Udinese's goal again, finalizing the score at 6:2.
It seems that Udinese was really beaten down, or how could Cordoba, who is more frustrated than Valdi, grab the first point if he was only 173 cm tall.
The whole game was over, Inter players hugged each other and celebrated a big victory, and at this time, half of Udinese in the stands had already left early, they were not willing to watch the team be beaten Can't be defeated.
The young players of Udinese felt extremely frustrated. They thought they could win this game, even if they couldn't, then a tie would always be possible.
The two goals in the first half brought them infinitely close to this hope, but unexpectedly, they ended up with a bloodbath. This dazzling score made them look up without a face.
At this time, Valdy walked in front of Obodo, took off his jersey, and handed it to him.
His meaning is obvious, just want to exchange jerseys with Obodo.
Obodo looked at Vardi in surprise. He didn't expect that Valdi would actively exchange jerseys with him.
Who is Valdy?
Mr. World Football, the first person in the world football, the true pinnacle star.
And he is just an ordinary midfielder of the Serie A midstream team, an unknown player in world football.
According to the truth, it is absolutely impossible for Valdi to actively come to him to exchange jerseys. You should know that since his debut, Valdi has exchanged a number of jerseys actively, and they are the top superstars in football.
Could it be that Valdy felt that I played very well today and got his approval, he wanted to support me?
At this moment Obodo couldn't help but start to float.
Without hesitation, he took off the jersey and quickly completed the exchange, as if afraid of Valdy regretting it.
Vardy took the jersey and looked at Obodo with a smile, and said ridiculously: "Your performance is awesome, especially when you fall without physical contact, there is no trace of performance, and you are very worried. There wasn’t even a bit of unnaturalness on my face, it was like a real injury. I want to know, how did you do it?"
Vardi is like a film and television newcomer asking for film and television predecessors. If you don't know the urinary nature of Vardi, you must think that Valdi is really asking for advice!
The smile on Obo's face froze in an instant, and he naturally heard the deep irony in Valdy's tone.
His face was flushed, and Obodo wished to teach the in front of him so badly that he was bullying.
All of us have bloodied and slaughtered us, and in the end we have not forgotten to ridicule, who can bear it?
What an excuse to exchange jerseys, is to find an introduction to ironically stimulate me.
Jerk.
But by this time, Vardi had turned around and left with a big laugh, leaving Obodo messy in his place, exploding.
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At the press conference after the game, the coach of Udinese was black face all the way, and after saying something nutritious, he kept silent.
However, Mancini did not intend to pass on his opponent lightly, and criticized the old Pozzo’s wonderful remarks, and did not forget to rebuke the opponent’s shameless procrastination tactics on the court, even the caddies used it. Its pole.
The reporters were very happy to see this, and they knew that it was strange that Mancini wouldn’t be a fan.
With the practice of Udinese caddies, even the Udinese club will be punished by the Italian Football Association. As they blatantly interfere with the game, the Italian Football Association can never say nothing.
Of course, Udinese coach does not speak, does not mean that the media does not attack like him.
"Mr. Pozo's bold words before the game seem to have become a joke. What do you think of this?"
"Will Mr. Pozo practice his promise to shave his head?"
"Have you planned the time delay strategy?"
"Someone said that the caddy who was sent off for trouble was your relative, please confirm it!"
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The final press conference broke up, and even Mancini felt that the coach of Udinese was a little pitiful. This is what made him carry it.
Back to the hotel to rest, the next day I was ready to go back to Milan to continue training, no way, could not help myself.
However, Valdi planned to take a half-day leave with Mancini, he would not return to Milan with the Inter team, because he still has something to do.
Didn't Pozo say that Udinese wouldn't be able to snipe Inter, would he shave his head?
I will watch you shave tomorrow.
If you don't want to shave, I'll shave it myself.
Vardy generally does not cause much trouble. Even if he often engages in the court, he rarely provokes others directly, but this does not mean that Vardy is fuel efficient.
Speaking of which, he is quite a must-pay person.
I won't mess with you, if you come to mess with me, then I will absolutely kill you!
I haven't always liked old Bozo, but now old Bozo dare to utter big words and attack himself and Inter Milan, how could he treat him lightly.
So early the next morning, Valdi was surrounded by a group of media reporters and arrived at the old Pozo's house.
It feels like taking the army to negotiate, just talk about it, and if you don’t talk about it, you will get you directly.
Old Pozzo was sitting in the house for breakfast at this time, his face was ugly, and because of his anger last night, he didn't sleep well.
I always feel that my right eyelids are jumping~EbookFREE.me~ He thought it was because he didn't have a good rest. If he knew the superstition that Hua Xia had spread, he wouldn't be so calm.
Jump right eye jump Choi disaster.
At this moment, the housekeeper ran in panic and panicked.
"Sir, no, Valdy is coming in!"
Old Pozzo groaned in his heart. Hearing Valdi's name, he felt bad. The slice of bread in his hand fell to the ground and he didn't know.
When he walked out of the restaurant, the old Pozzo was shocked when he saw the huge formation outside. This is to kill!
Valdy's shape at this time is very sharp. The left hand is an electric hair clipper, the right hand is a large shaving razor, and there is shaving liquid in the top pocket. It feels like a fully armed cabinet hand.
"Speaking of it, you have to choose. Do you want to do it yourself, or let me come?" Valdi said politely to the old Pozo: "But if you let me do it, then I can't guarantee that my starting will let you No pain!"