Chapter 640: Please don't pity me
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1757 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:54:48
Looking at the twin mascots of twin brothers lying in front of him like a dead body, Valdy felt as if he had touched the porcelain.
But before waiting for Valdi to flash off while he was not in contact with each other, I saw the brother of the mascot suddenly scam, and looked up at Valdi with difficulty, then I didn’t know where to pull out a large sheet of paper to cover myself On the belly.
The camera quickly zoomed in. At this time, fans all over the world preparing to watch the European Cup saw the words written on the paper.
"Valdy, please don't pity me!"
The whole world burst into laughter, and the stadium was about to explode.
It has only been Valdy's mascot, Everton, Manchester United, Inter and even the mascots of England have not escaped Valdy's poisonous hand. After all, the name of the mascot killer may be louder than the name of the super shooter.
Many people had predicted that Valdi would not let go of the two mascots of the current European Cup. You know, in the playful self-introduction of the two brothers, the named surname is afraid of Valdi. With Valdi’s character, is it not Can you spare them?
But what I didn't expect was that Valdi hadn't started towards them yet, they went the opposite way, and actually took the initiative to trick Valdi?
Vardy felt that his mouth was twitching. This mascot had no intention of teasing them, but unexpectedly they took the initiative to tease themselves.
Lie down on the ground, and add the words written on the paper, how much more confounding?
If you change to a big beautiful woman and keep this state on the hotel bed, then Valdy will probably not pity, and he will go shirtless, after all, he is a man.
But the question is, you are lying on the ground with such a mascot so arrogant, and it also looks like a pick of Ren Jun. Is Valdi up or down?
There are even fans who can't help but yell, "Come on it!"
Yes, it is it, where is the mascot!
If there are no people around, then Vardi doesn’t mind at all to teach these two a meal, but in general, Vardi must always be concerned about the impact.
The teammates around can't help but squat down and beat the ground hard, so they can't stop their laughter.
Vardy smiled a little ugly and wanted to turn around and leave.
Can't you bother me?
But before Vardi turned around, he found that the mascot brother also looked up at Valdi, and then took out a piece of paper to cover his stomach like his brother.
No need to remind this time, the camera directly zoomed in on the lens and presented the words directly in front of the fans.
"If I die, please hurry to the police and tell the police that it is Valdy's job!"
This time, even Valdi couldn't help himself, a spit of old blood spewed out.
Needless to say, the whole world is boiling again, and is overwhelmed by this pair of spoof mascot brothers.
Even Valdi dares to stab, but really doesn't want to live.
Valdy felt like he was trembling, is this the retribution of the cycle of heaven and earth?
It is clear that today's mascot brothers are here to smash their own field, Valdy can see clearly, they clearly come to avenge the mascots!
Taking a deep breath, Vardy pulled the corner of his mouth and showed an unwilling smile. If this smile was seen by those who had been mistreated by Valdy, they would cry out in horror: "Flash, Valdy is about to go viral!"
Valdy spins quickly, thinking how he should torture these two guys who dare to challenge themselves.
However, before waiting for Valdy to have a good idea, he saw the two mascots get up quickly, and under the eyes of the eyes, the smoke ran away!
With a gust of wind blowing across Valdi, Valdi actually felt a trace of coolness.
day!
These two accurately grasped the essence of doing bad things, and ran away after finishing.
The fans in the stands had already laughed awkwardly, and even the players of both teams gave Valdy a wonderful expression.
For the first time, Vardy felt so pitiful on the court. If the background music of the white-haired female selection is released on the court, then Valdy will probably cry.
What made him speechless was that an Austrian fan in the stands, under the leadership of the fan leader, began to shout neatly.
"Although you are our friends in Austria, we still can't help but want to laugh!"
Then there is the neat "hahahahaha"
Then, more and more fans joined the "hahahahaha" laughter, and even the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but follow "hahahahaha" on the sofa.
Later, according to statistics, this moment is the moment when the number of laughter is the highest in the world at the same time. Even astronauts in the space station heard the strange sound from the earth...
At this time, Valdy's expression was absolutely unreasonable. He didn't want the camera to capture his own expression package, but he had no choice but to cover his face with his hands. It was really faceless.
"It's only Valdi who has packed up the mascot. Since the mascot dares to spoof Valdy today, I bet that the twins will not live until the end of the first half!"
"How do you say that the twins are two people, two hits and one, how can you stick to the second half?"
"You said, if I also lie in front of Valdi, with the words'Vardi, please don't pity me!', will Vardi can't help but rush to XXOO with me? Please add that I am a man. "
"You still have no humanity. Everyone said that we should call the police. Don't you want to call the police to catch Valdy?"
For a long time, the stadium gradually struggled out of laughter. At this time, the game was finally about to start.
Although the referee had a cramp in his stomach just now, he was also worried. If he continued to make trouble, the kick-off time would be delayed.
...
The players on both sides were on their own, and with the referee's whistle, the journey of England's European Cup has finally begun.
Austria's strength has not exceeded England's expectations. Even if Austria is the host, even the cautious England coach Heinkes does not feel that his opponent is a threat.
The trend of the game is also developing in the direction expected by everyone.
After the opening, using the home advantage, Austria boldly attacked a wave, and even threatened the goal of England at one time, but Austria's real threat is only the opening three axe. When England stabilizes its position, Austria has no temper.
In ten minutes, England built a solid line of defense and at the same time completed its suppression of Austria in the midfield, gaining the absolute initiative in the game.
Because it was the first group match, the extremely important Heinkes sent all the main forces in his heart, that is, he wanted to secure a three-pointer. When there is a strong enemy in the group, it is likely to be a goal difference. All become the key factors that determine the team's first.
With Beckham as the core of the organization, the two top all-round midfielders Lampard and Gerrard assisted the English midfielder showing extremely powerful control.
When attacking, it can provide greater support to the forward line, and can also mount a turret to bomb the opponent's position at any time;
When defending, the first wave of high-level snatching can make the opponent self-disruptive and unable to organize an effective attack.
England's overall tactics finally showed up in front of everyone in the contest, making everyone shudder.
Of course, the basis of midfield is also the basis of victory, but the real decision is whether it is on the striker line.
For England, who has the world’s first star Vardy on the striker line, they already have a superstar who can really decide the game’s victory and defeat. This is a point that all teams are extremely afraid of, far more than the English superstar. Fear of the field.
If the last World Cup was not due to injury, who said that England could not hold the Hercules Cup then?
You know, England didn't have such a suitable tactic at that time!
So, sometimes, the role of a super shooter is totally worth a team.
Valdy and Rooney, who started together in this game, used their performance to show everyone what a truly world-class striker is.
In the 14th minute of the first half, Gerrard completed the goal in the midfield and quickly handed it to Beckham. Beckham passed the ball to the sideline~EbookFREE.me~ Joe Cole stopped and took the sideline Kill the past.
Before waiting for Austria to complete the defense, Joe Cole hit a low-level ball to the foot of the middle road Lampard. Lampard crossed the defense and hit the small penalty area. Rooney relied on a strong body to squeeze the Austrian defense. The player then swept the ball to the goal.
At this time, it seemed that there was no money and no outspoken players. However, in the time of electric light, Valdi has started quickly, using excellent explosive force to grab a shot before the Austrian central defender, the ball responds to the net.
A series of beautiful passes, almost all offensive players involved in the frontcourt, this is still like the style of English football, even the players themselves feel a bit incredible.
Vardy and Rooney hugged together. After leaving Manchester United, they can only play side by side with Rooney in the national team, so this kind of cooperation has been rare.
Other teammates also came around to celebrate the first goal of the England European Cup, which is definitely a best start.
Vardy is very emotional, England is no longer the only Valdy model to start.
If it is changed to usual, Valdi will definitely be excited to celebrate, but now he is already a good friend of the Austrian people. If he celebrates unscrupulously, what is the practice between friends!
What impressed Vardi next was that the Austrian fans in the stands should have been lost because the home team lost the ball, but they did not forget to dedicate applause to Valdy who scored because Valdi is their friend.
I'm afraid Vardy is the only football player who can get the applause of the away fans after scoring.
Vardi also raised his hands and applauded to the fans. Such a friendly scene made all fans watching this game feel warm.
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