Chapter 652: Aunt towel story

() The whole world came to an abrupt halt at that moment, and all eyes focused on the white object falling down in Rooney pants.
Everyone's eyeballs were stared wide, and they were even about to bulge. This scene, I am afraid that they never appeared on the greenery field, and they will never appear in the future.
Rooney hadn't noticed it at first, but felt that something had fallen out of the pants, and was still thinking, what's in his pants?
But when he realized that the people around him were dumbfounded as if looking at God's eyes and expressions, he turned back afterwards.
Then Rooney was petrified.
God!
what is that?
This really fell out of my pants?
Rooney could not wait to dig into the ground and bury himself.
There was no way to stop the game. The referee walked over and picked up the white object on the ground with a very disgusted expression. At this time, the close-up shot hit and everyone finally confirmed-this is the aunt's towel.
It is not unreasonable for the earth to boil. The Rooney pants can actually fall out of the aunt's towel. This is as ridiculous as the earth deviating from the orbit and flying out of the solar system, but it actually happened in front of the eyes.
In terms of women's football games, I haven't seen any casually putting my aunt's towel on the turf. It's not a little embarrassing.
Not to mention a male player, he also uses aunt's towel?
As a world-class star, although the little fat man has all kinds of rumors of heavy taste, no one expected that in a big scene like the European Cup, the little fat man will appear so suffocating. This is not just a rumor, but a It was completely a scandal.
"Aunt Rooney is here, the blood collapses, or I don't think a strong man will stick the aunt's towel!"
"If Rooney said he posted Band-Aids after the game, I wouldn't believe it!"
"The aunt's towel is very clean, and there is no blood on it. This has already explained the problem. Rooney and Vardy have been staying for a long time, and it has become amused. This aunt's towel is clearly used by Rooney to keep warm!"
"Normally someone has such a weird thing, I only have one idea, that is, being pitted by Valdy, wait for the truth!"
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Everyone looked at Rooney's eyes with a smile, unbearable, and even a lot of contempt, which gave Rooney an urge to hang himself immediately.
"I said it wasn't mine, do you believe it?" Rooney looked bitter as if he could cry anytime.
But it was the referee’s eyes that responded to him. After so many years of law enforcement, he’s seen everything on the court, but he hasn’t seen his aunt’s towel inside and out. It’s really eye-opening today. I’m afraid he will become his referee. The most memorable game of his career.
The referee carried his aunt's towel and walked out of the field. He didn't want to leave it on the sacred green field for a second.
Vardy was already laughing on the bench at this time, and the English teammates were also laughing heartlessly. If they didn't know, they absolutely thought they were enemies.
"Did you put the aunt's towel into Wayne's pants just now?" Ferdinand asked Waldy in a whisper while his stomach hurt.
Vardi glanced at Ferdinand, but said nothing.
Give you a look, your own experience.
Ferdinand knew in seconds, and he also knew that even if such a nonsense, Rooney, even if it was strange, would certainly not be able to do it, it must have been calculated by Valdi.
Of course, they were also accomplices.
The roar in the stands was so loud that he could even overturn Rooney. Even if Rooney's nerves were thicker, he could not bear such a shameful thing, his face flushed like a monkey butt.
He can already imagine that the newspaper public opinion will say so tomorrow, and he may be nailed to the stigma of football.
He has also reacted. This aunt's towel was absolutely forced into it when Valdy and several other animals rubbed himself, but unfortunately he didn't notice it.
If Valdy is standing in front of him now, he will definitely put the aunt's towel on Valdi's face, let this experience the intimate contact with the aunt's towel.
After a long time, the stadium did not calm down, but the game had to start again.
It is embarrassing that every time Rooney takes the ball, there is a smile on the court.
Usually a player takes the ball, if it is at home, it may sound cheers, if it is an away game, it may be endless boos, which is normal.
But now that the constant laughter is going on, it doesn’t know how many people laughed.
How embarrassing Rooney really is. Since he became a professional player, he has never been so embarrassed on the court.
So Rooney was so embarrassed when he ran that he didn't know whether to move his left leg or his right leg first, and then an inattentive, without any physical contact, fell into a twist on the court.
Naturally, a bigger wave of laughter came, and Rooney was lying on the ground with his face unwilling to get up and let him die like that!
In the end, the game was over.
England defeated Poland 2:0, won all three matches in the group stage, and advanced to the knockout stage.
It's just that when everyone mentioned this game many years later, they all remembered that white...
When the referee blew the whistle at the end of the game, Rooney, who had been pretending to die, suddenly broke out and rushed directly to the bench. The momentum of the Tigers down the mountain felt like he was really going to eat people.
If Valdy perceives Rooney rushing towards himself, then he must have slipped away, anyway Rooney can't run him.
The problem was that Valdi didn't notice it, and then he was knocked down by the angry Rooney on the bench and got a lot of old punches.
The favorite thing for unscrupulous teammates is to fall into the rock and see that Valdi is going to be ravaged. There is no point in saving Valdi. Instead, he has joined the ranks of rubbing Valdi. For a time, the entire bench was full of Valdi. The sound of calling.
The reporters have all captured this scene, and it is clear that Rooney dropped his aunt's towel on the court.
It's the thing that made Valdy do it.
Vardy screamed and begged for mercy. He knew that he really had to meet Monica this time and go back to introduce to Rooney, otherwise Rooney would really desperately want to fight him next time.
Heinx looked at the hilarious players and couldn't help but smile. Such a team atmosphere is undoubtedly what he wants most.
The big names in the England team are like clouds, and it is very likely that there will be gang formation in the locker room. All kinds of chaos are not easy to manage.
But with a living treasure like Valdy, there is no need to worry about this problem. He has this charm to condense England into a whole.
Don't look at Rooney's beating Valdy, but the relationship between them is unbreakable.
Now Heinks is thinking about the future.
Beckham has already reached the end of his career. If he stays in good condition, he can still participate in the 10-year World Cup, but after that, he will definitely fade out of the national team.
By that time, who is the most suitable candidate for England captain?
If you do not consider seniority, then Valdi must be the best candidate.
Powerful, and can adjust the atmosphere in the team, this is the basic quality of an excellent captain.
Of course, it is a little one-sided to consider this question. With Valdy’s funny attributes, if it really becomes the lead brother, then the entire Three Lions Army may become a funny concentration camp in the future. At that time, I am afraid that the world football must be in England. Trembling under the horror of the world.
Well, these things are still far away. At that time, I didn't know if I was an English coach. I will talk about it later.
At the press conference after the game, all things related to the game are not the focus. Is there any suspense for England to win Poland?
Everyone is concerned about the aunt towel that Rooney dropped, which is absolutely a news that shocked football.
It is naturally impossible for Rooney to attend a press conference, and it is too late to hide.
So the reporters have thrown their questions to Heinckes, which is also an embarrassment for the coach. At such an old age, the things that need to worry about the team are not counted, but also a headache for an aunt's towel.
Of course, even if you know the truth, Heinkes will not say it. Rooney has to face!
"I don't know much, but what I want to say is, isn't that a band-aid?"
The reporters have no choice but to face the old coach who can't enter the oil and salt. The mouth is on others, can't they go up and break apart?
But the facts are there, and no one can deny it. They can make up the news casually, anyway, how to attract attention.
Return to the hotel in the evening, sign a series of unequal treaties in Valdi, such as organizing three parties to indemnify, find him ten tender models to appease the wounded soul, and introduce Monica to him, etc., finally It was Rooney who got angry.
However, Valdy still admires Rooney's heart. If he drops his aunt's towel on the field, he will force him to withdraw from football.
It's so shameless to see you again!
The next day, without exception, the aunt’s towel became a common sensitive word for all media. When those non-fans opened the newspaper~EbookFREE.me~ almost got blinded by the enlarged aunt’s towel on the front page headline .
When did newspapers have such a heavy taste, they began to increase sales with aunt towels?
With such doubts, then everyone knows Rooney's great deeds, because of this matter, Rooney has further expanded its popularity, from football superstar to a truly world-renowned figure, this is also a blessing due to misfortune!
Of course, this reputation is actually not very good. At least one normal man will not fall out of his aunt's towel from his pants, and Rooney is notorious.
Later, when Rooney published his autobiography, he also focused on this well-known experience, and also revealed that he was ridiculed by Valdi at the time, and he was actually very innocent.
However, in Valdy's autobiography, there was another statement. In the chapter of friendship, Valdy also told this story.
"I have reminded Wayne not to put on the aunt's towel, but some people will never change once they make a decision. Obviously Wayne is such a person, and everyone knows..."