Chapter 3: Report! Start with dad
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I Can Report Everything
- Must-fire
- 2261 characters
- 2021-01-29 11:03:02
On the way home, Xu Yan, while sorting out the thoughts in her head, wondered how this [report] button of the system should be used.
Xu Yan tried to click the [Report] button several times, and each time it was a cold system prompt.
[Host please report! 】
Then, Xu Yan stopped talking.
I haven't even made a small report since I was a kid. Suddenly Xu Yan has to report to others. He really has a hard time speaking, and he can't talk down!
既然 "Since it is a report, it must be a report of those who have done bad things. Let me think about it ..."
"Why ... report Bin Bin to cheat on the exam?"
"Or is the downstairs store owner selling fake cigarettes?"
"And ... on the 6 bus, there is always a guy who often uses game currency as a coin toss."
Uh ...
I don't want to know, I want to startle.
Xu Xuyan really hasn't thought about and counted seriously. The honest people who seem to abide by the law have done so many immoral and even illegal things around him.
He included Xu Yan himself, feeling his conscience, and doing a lot of "bad things."
"Forget it! Go home and see your parents before you talk. Forget it ... I haven't seen you in five years ..."
At this moment, Xu Yan felt a little bit of the complex emotions of the ancients, "nearer nostalgia".
Before his rebirth, he was regarded as putting all his focus on his career and making a lot of money, but he was increasingly alienating his elderly parents.
My parents are unwilling to leave their hometown of Chongyang, so the two places have always been separated. It is rare to see them several times a year.
I was so surprised that my parents were killed in a car accident five years ago. Xu Yan was on a business trip abroad, and they only rushed back on the third day.
The sister-in-law wants to raise and kiss.
Looking at his parents' portrait, Xu Yan suddenly realized that one's life should not only focus on the cold numbers on that account, but more importantly, the relatives and friends around him.
Xu Yan knew that there was no regret medicine in the world, but he did not expect that he was born again.
Time goes backwards and crosses into this parallel world.
My parents, they are still alive.
As soon as he reached the gate of the community, Xu Yan's eyes could not help getting a little moist.
His heart throbbed, and the familiar and vicissitudes had already appeared in his mind.
However, the reality is ...
A guy who was a little bit stubborn and stunned, walked across the main road in front of Xu Yan.
"Huh? That's ... Dad!"
After a moment of stun, Xu Yan reacted.
Yun's father is less than forty years old. Xu Yan's impression of vicissitudes was in his fifties.
The current father, but these ten miles and eight towns are well-known far and near, can't wait for a dime to split into two half of the iron rooster.
At this time in the early summer, wearing a white vest that was washed yellow, stepping on a pair of hard slippers with a worn bottom, his face was bearded, and a small fan was shaking in his hand.
This is Xu Yan's father, Xu Hanmin, who looks like a savvy little old man.
"Dad, this is just off work, and went to watch someone play cards again?"
Xu Yan glanced at it, and the chess and card hall in the community was as lively as the memory.
People from the three religions and the ninth place in the vicinity will gather here.
Playing cards and playing mahjong and playing bragging and farting can be said to be an important part of the recreational activities of small citizens.
Xu Xu's father walked into the chess and card hall very skillfully, greeted a few old folks, and walked around happily.
I looked at the cards at this table for a while, and then caught someone and chatted for a while.
Xu Yan followed Xu Yan lurking aside, her eyes straightened.
I only took my dad with a fan, and it was natural to slap several seeds and grabbed a lot of peanuts in his pocket.
I even walked around for a while, but whenever someone smoked, he was very eye-catching and quickly rushed forward to reach out and smiled and asked for one.
Zhonghua, Hongta Mountain, Seven Wolves, even the golden leaves and the front door ...
Dad is a comrade who refuses to come. That skillful way takes the cigarette and hides it in his pocket. After walking down a circle, half a pack of cigarettes is definitely available.
"High! It's really high!"
Only Xu Yan could understand this completely, why all the wages and bonuses of Dad were turned in, and he could still smoke cigarettes of various brands.
I dare to love ... Dad never has to buy cigarettes on his own.
Of course, Xu Yan will have a better understanding of how the nickname of "iron cock" came from Dad.
I took a circle of cigarettes ...
Xu Xu Yan really didn't see it, his father went out with a cigarette.
But ...
I was a little closer. When I heard Dad chatting with others and talking about the mountain, Xu Yan heard something unusual.
"Xu Gong, I really want to thank you. Last time there was a problem with the carrier in our factory ... Our teachers checked for three days and three nights, but I didn't find the reason. Or did you just wake up the dreamer!
"By the way ... Xu Gong! My threshing machine can't move like last time, find time to go to my house to see 呗!"
"Xu Gong! My radio is no longer sounding, please show me 呗!"
Uh ...
Xu Yan was a little bit dazed. His father was a senior technician in a textile factory. He usually had little work in the factory as long as the machine was not broken.
I didn't expect that after work every day, my father apparently came to the chess and card hall to watch the cards to make fun of him, but he actually helped the neighborhood residents solve so many problems in actual production and life.
This is no wonder ... Father has never given up cigarettes for so many years, but everyone is very happy to give him cigarettes.
The iron is actually a joke or a pet.
My father was a college student of electrical engineering in the late 1980s. Their generation of college students caught up with the best and worst times.
I returned to the city's textile mill. My father has always held the position of senior technician because of his excellent technology.
Both pockets are almost full, Xu Hanmin smiles and picks up some glass bottles on the chess and pavilion floor.
This is a drink or bottle of drink for people who play cards, and return to the store, each worth 50 cents.
The people who play cards don't care about this little money. Generally, these glass bottles are cleaned up and recovered by the owner of the chess and card museum elsewhere.
But in this chess and pavilion hall, recycling glass bottles seems to have become a full-time job for Xu Hanmin.
I didn't know where the fertilizer bag was changed. Xu Hanmin picked it up and filled it with a glass bottle full of dangdangs. Then he happily dragged it to the store across the street to exchange money.
这 And all this, in the eyes of the chess and card hall, is so reasonable.
It seems like ... these glass bottles are intentionally left here, waiting for Xu Hanmin.
"So many bottles, twenty or thirty yuan!"
Really!
Xu Yan watched like this, his father who paid all his salary bonuses, in just half an hour, not only filled with two pockets of melon seeds snacks and cigarettes, but even ... Thirty dollars.
等等 "Wait ... Does Dad really have private money?"
听到 When I heard Huang Wenbin say about this today, Xu Yan was really unconcerned.
Because it's so ridiculous, Xu Yan knows his mother's methods and skills.
Moreover, my mother is the accountant of the textile mill, who specializes in payroll.
多少 Dad's monthly salary bonus, my mother knows it earlier than he can give you accurate points.
I go home every day after work. Except for the half an hour before eating, my dad does n’t have any time or opportunity to work in gray income.
Under these circumstances, Xu Yan really doesn't think, where's my dad from?
I can't imagine it!
It was just half an hour. Xu Yan was really aware of it. Dad's whistling operation.
It's a real thing!
It's been two whole lives, and Xu Yan really knows his father.
Think about the past, your own understanding and impression of parents ... too few and too thin.
In my thoughts, my dad has gone home with a big swing, ready to eat dinner.
Xu Yan also hurried back home, smelling a thick scent of meat as soon as he entered the house.
This is my mother's specialty, winter melon stewed pork ribs and braised pork.
I know how many years I have n’t eaten, and I know how many times I have eaten in my dreams ...
In particular, when I saw my mother holding a steaming pork rib soup, wearing a yellow apron, and walking out of the kitchen with a grin, Xu Yan couldn't help it anymore, and the two lines of tears swept away unconsciously Come down.
"Xiao Yan, come and eat ... 咦? Why are you crying? Lao Xu! Lao Xu ... Come and see, Xiao Yan weeping."
Xu Xu's mother was also panicked and quickly put down the pork rib soup. "Did she get bullied at school?"
"Parents! I can still see you, and I can go back to this house ... That's great!"
I didn't hold back, Xu Yan rushed forward, hugged his mother tightly, and felt the regrets of these thousands of dreams.
"You silly boy, what nonsense are you talking about. Are you reading stupid?"
父 Xu's father gave Xu Yan a glance, and his mouth was rather disgusting. "I don't know if it's my seed of Xu Hanmin. I cry at every turn. Men don't shed tears, don't you know?"
"Yo yo yo! Xu Hanmin, you can bear it! Xiao Yan is not your seed, do you mean ... the old lady stole the man?"
母 Mother Xu glanced at her father fiercely, Xu father quickly closed her mouth, and then went straight to the bathroom.
"Good son! What's wrong? Did you feel wronged at school? Tell mom, mom decides for you ..."
After Xun's training of her husband, Xu's mother helped Xu Yan wipe the tears on her face and became extra tender.
"Mom! I ... I'm okay ... I just ... I think it's nice to have you."
He twitched a few times, and Xu Yan couldn't help laughing.
He is laughing. People who are over 30 in their psychological age can't even hold this emotion in front of their parents.
No wonder people often say that no matter how old you are, no matter how great you become, but in the eyes of parents, you are always just a child.
"唉! There must be too much stress in the third year of study? Actually! Xiaoyan, do your best to take the exam, whether the exam is good or not. Don't give yourself too much pressure ..."
Speaking of this, Xu's mother inevitably felt a little guilty again.
I blame my husband and wife for being useless and unable to provide enough money to train their son to take the martial arts examination.
"Okay! Don't say anymore ... wash your hands and get ready to eat! Today you have your favorite braised pork ..."
He patted Xu Yan's head, and the shame on Xu's face turned into a smile.
At this time, Xu's father came out of the bathroom a little sneakily, Xu Yan nodded, then put down his schoolbag, went to the bathroom to go to the toilet and wash his hands.
Hey, just finished peeing ...
Xu Yan found something wrong ...
How come there is a bulge on the vanity of the cabinet!
"In the bathroom cabinet ... right! Dad just came in, wouldn't ... really be guessed by Binzi? Dad really hid his private house money here?"
Suddenly in his heart, UU read the book www.uukanshu.com Xu Yan first locked the bathroom backhand, and then carefully lifted the raised part of the cabinet, little by little.
Sure enough ...
There is even a dark grid inside!
I have a plastic bag full of money!
Moreover, all of them are hundred-dollar bills, and they look at least 50,000 to 60,000!
It seems that every time Dad sells the glass bottle, he waits for 一百 100 yuan, and then hides it after changing it to the whole money!
Huh!
Real people don't show up!
Xu Xu Yan didn't expect that Dad kept hiding so much private house money.
$ 50,600,000!
许 For Xu Yan's family, it is an absolute huge sum.
The dad's act of hiding private money was even more so in the Xu family ...
Huh?
Xu Yan's light flashed, otherwise ... the [report] of the system, let's start with the dear father who has no secrets!
Click ...
[Report] in your head.
Hear the system beep [host please report].
Xu Yan smirked and said directly in his head: "I report my dad and hide the private house money."
[Congratulations to the host! Report successful! Gain 50 points of positive energy and get subsequent options. 】
[Option one, submit the report to your mother. You can get an additional 50 points of positive energy and a system bonus of 100,000 yuan. 】
选项 [Option two, burn the private house money directly in front of his father, so that he deeply feels the shame of this behavior. You can get an additional 100 points of positive energy, and the system rewards the fortune clearer. 】
[Option three ...]
Uh ...