Chapter 1:
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I, Cute Grass, am Super Fierce!
- 三千痴念
- 2281 characters
- 2021-03-02 08:48:32
Foen Temple is a temple that burst into flames recently, not because it is the most magnificent, nor the oldest in history, but because it is said that if you are single for a long time, as long as you go to the temple in earnest to find a marriage certificate, you can finally find true love. I don’t know if it’s true or false, but it’s just that it’s spread more and more people come.
At this time, in the early spring, people who went up to the mountain to seek marriage at Fuen Temple were in constant flow, and their voices fluctuated.
"My sister, you know, it's 30 years after the Chinese New Year, and 20 failed blind dates. They came here last month and asked for a marriage certificate. Guess what? Within half a month, the new manager of their department She confessed that now they are ready to get married."
"Is it really that powerful?"
"I lied to you what to do, and I didn't believe it when I got back. I showed you the invitation."
A few girls in their early twenties talked and laughed and walked up the mountain. Their voice was not deliberately lowered. When they passed by, Ji Xi knew that she was going to suffer. Sure enough, before waiting for her to think more, Ji mother beside her began to talk.
"Xiaoxi, you heard what the little girls said just now. They are 30 years old, they have been blind dated 20 times, and it can be done in a week. Won't do what pits you."
Yes, yes, I won't pit her, but I can't help but always want her to find someone to take home. Ji Xi slandered in his heart.
Sometimes Ji Xi didn't know what her mother was thinking. She has a successful career, looks outstanding, not many but many suitors, but for various reasons, her mother and child are single for twenty-three years. As a result, her mother has become better and has begun to worry about her future marital problems. Worried that she had no one to ask for, she also arranged a full 17 matchmaking for her, causing her to spend every effort to find various excuses to escape.
Seventeen games, in the first half of the year after graduation, an average of two matches a month. Thinking of this, she suddenly reacted as if she had not arranged a blind date at the end of this month, and her mother seemed to have forgotten about the blind date.
The mother Ji was still chattering, saying that the little girl in the neighbor's house had found a boyfriend who was so handsome. He was considerate of the little girl and did not mean to stop at all.
When Ji Xiquan didn't hear it, he occasionally responded with two hums. When she got to her car at the foot of the mountain, she interrupted her mother and said, "Mom, I have an appointment. You ask the driver to take you home first."
"It's a rare weekend, don't you go home with your mother?" Ji mother's expression turned and looked pitifully at Ji Xi.
Ms. Ji was in her early forties, but she was very well maintained, her skin was smooth and firm, she looked like she was in her thirties, and she had more mature/feminine charm. At this time, a pitiful and pitiful gesture was put on, if Dad Ji was there, he would have been pulling him into his arms.
It’s a pity that Ji Xi is not Ji’s father, and has long been accustomed to her mother’s playfulness. She refused firmly:
Rare weekends, my daughter occasionally wants to relax with her friends. Mom is so beautiful and considerate, she should agree, yes Not?"
Mother Ji stared at Ji Xi, and after three seconds she reached out and squeezed Ji Xi's face: "Don't say such a coquettish expression without expression." Then, she whispered again, "Be virtuous with your dad."
Ji Xi: ...Who's acting cute.
"Okay, your beautiful, considerate and considerate mother agreed to your request." Ms. Ji waved her hand. "It's just that you have to take good care of the potted plants that the master gave you."
"Yes." Ji Xi looked down at the potted plant in her hand and nodded cautiously.
Mother Ji took her to ask for a marriage contract. As a result, a young monk sent her a potted plant, saying that the abbot told her to water every day, and she would be able to reap a happy marriage in the future. Of course she didn't believe it, but it was a pity that Mother Ji believed it. After all, this was said by the abbot of the temple.
The pot is filled with soil, and Ji Xi doesn't think it can grow anything. If it's so magical, where are there so many single dogs?
"The master said that this is related to your future marriage, and you can't kill it." Knowing the daughter Mo Ruomu, Ji mother was a little uneasy, and told, "You must not deliberately lose it, make it fall, or make it messy." "
Ji Xi was thinking about whether to die to avoid tossing. Listening to this, he said: "I see."
The mother also wanted to say that she drove the door, tucked it in, and closed it. The action is done in one go, obviously there is no less such a thing.
The car window was quickly shaken down, and Mom Ji leaned into the window and said, "Also, take a photo and punch me every day, I always feel like you will lose it."
Ji Xi was full of black lines, but Ji mother was determined to wait for the answer and nodded.
Mother Ji nodded and remembered something, "Yes, do you want the driver to send you over?"
"No." To prevent mom Ji from tossing, Ji Xi asked the driver to drive.
"Remember, watering—" The car walked away, and Mom's words disappeared in the wind.
It happened that at this time the phone rang, Ji Xi glanced at the note and connected the phone: "I'm going to go now, you guys..."
The breeze blew past, and the ending sound dissipated in the wind.
"Don't love it if you die"
As soon as the door opened, a sharp and harsh song came into his ear, and Ji Xi shook his hand and almost fell the potted plant in his hand.
Ji Xi twisted her eyebrows to close the door, turned and walked inside.
In the huge private room, two people of similar appearance lazily leaned on the sofa to play mobile phones, and one was holding a microphone and singing loudly.
Ji Xi looked at the person who sang: "In the evening, can you change the song." Originally, the five-note is not complete, and he likes to sing high-pitched songs.
"No." Guan Wanwan raised his chin slightly, "Singing difficult songs is challenging."
"A person who can sing two tigers out of tune, I don't know where you are." The two on the sofa put down their phones and the man on the left spit out.
The two are twin sisters and look exactly the same. My sister's name is Li Yuanyuan, and now there is a mole. My sister's name is Li Qingqing.
Guan Wanwan's eyes rolled back: "You're not talking the same way." Coincidentally, Li Yuanyuan is also incomplete, but Li Qingqing has a good feeling.
"But I'm highly conscious, unlike someone who doesn't have a little consciousness, every time I sing, I dominate the microphone, and I specially order high-pitched songs, and the result is howling."
"You just cry and howl!"
The two began to fight each other, and Ji Xi was used to it. Looking around, he planned to find a safe place to put potted plants. Looking around, I finally saw the partition above the karaoke machine, and Ji Xi held the potted plants in the past.
After she put the potted plants on the sofa, the two of them had already quarreled, and Guan Wanwan saw that, she approached the potted plants and asked Ji Xi what it was.
"Potted plants." Ji Xi said, "My mother took me to Foen Temple in the morning, then--"
"Wait a minute," Guan Wanwan raised his hand to interrupt Ji Xi, "Fuen Temple? Is it the temple that is said to be able to leave single?"
Listening to Guan Wanwan's words, Li Yuanyuan's two sisters were also curious and got up to see the potted plants.
Ji Xi nodded and saw the sympathetic line of sight from the next three seconds, paused, and continued: "When asking for a sign, the temple host asked the young monk to give me this thing, saying that if I can grow something, then I can Find a true love."
The three of them observed carefully, and they didn't see any abnormalities. They were exactly the same as ordinary potted plants.
"Only the soil, did you sow the seeds?" Li Qingqing asked curiously.
"Sprinkle." The temple host said that if he could grow something, then there should be seeds. Anyway, Ji Xi understood that.
Li Qingqing asked again, "How to plant it? Do you want to apply fertilizer?"
"Just water it."
"Is it not nutritious to just water? My mother will sprinkle all kinds of flowers when planting flowers."
"No way."
Guan Wanwan: "What will be grown? Is it a vegetable or a fruit? If you can eat it at that time, please share with me a few to see if the taste is extraordinary."
Ji Xi: "I don't know."
Li Yuanyuan next to him touched his chin and guessed, "Is it possible to be a pea girl? No, you are a female, then this should be a pea son. This is probably a seed planted in spring and a lover harvested in autumn?"
As soon as these words came out, Li Qingqing and Guan Wanwan couldn't help laughing. Ji Xi is helpless, but there is no way to refute, after all, this is indeed a bit strange. It is a normal process for others to ask for a marriage contract, and when she arrives, she becomes a potted plant.
In order not to let everyone laugh at it, Ji Xiban turned his face with his face, and the other few also accepted it and followed the topic.
In the following days, Ji Xi will water the potted plants every day, once in the morning, in the evening, and on time than for three meals a day. She couldn’t help it anymore, who made her mother stare at all times and was more diligent than her. She had to look at photos in the morning, get photos at dinner, and take a look before going to bed.
This situation lasted for a month, and finally a small green bud appeared in the middle of the soil. Ji Xi thought that this potted plant could not grow anything, or watered too much to feed the dead, but did not expect to actually grow something.
When Ji Xi took the photo, Mom Ji was even more excited. After all, the master said, as long as the potted thing matures, Ji Xi's marriage will slowly appear. At this point, with hope, Mom Ji kept watching Ji Xi and took care of the potted plants.
When Ji mother was excited and Ji Xi didn't know what mood she was in, it was time to September. At this time, the plants in the pot have gradually formed, but this is a bit strange. It looks like grass, but there is only one piece, and it is 40 to 50 centimeters long.
Ji Xi consulted various materials and found professionals to test, but he was unable to determine the species of the plant, but it was detected that the vitality of the grass is stronger than the ordinary grass.
The mother stared at all times, no matter how strange Ji Xi could only admit her life, plus she was also curious about what could be grown in the end.
On the Mid-Autumn Festival, Ji Xi returned to Ji's house for a reunion dinner, left the potted plants in the apartment, and even watered before going out.
It is said that the moon of fifteen is sixteen rounds, but this year is a bit strange. On the fifteenth night, the moon hung high in the sky is very round and unusually bright.
"Wang Wangwang--"
"Meow--"
Ji Xi lives in a community where pets are allowed. As soon as the moon comes out, the pets bark violently and restlessly. They also break free from the rope and run to the door.
"Isn't it going to be an earthquake?"
"It's possible, don't you say that animals will be alerted before the earthquake?"
"But the city of t has never had an earthquake."
"Everything is the first time."
Everyone was in a panic, and they packed up some valuable things and ran out. The animals ran the fastest and stopped when they ran out of the house, only their mouths were still roaring. Everyone was wondering what happened. A meteor crossed the speed very quickly and disappeared without a blink of an eye.
Half an hour later, the animals have quieted down and returned to their usual docile way to beg their owners.
Everyone was making a lot of noise and made sure that it was not the earthquake that made it back to each family. Making a big oolong is much better than a real earthquake, just don't know what the collective animal riots are all about.
The animal riots also became the hot news of the day, and various experts commented on it. Some people speculate that it may be a man-made monster. Some people speculate that the animals were scared by something in the apartment. Anyway, every family is reasonable and there is no real answer. After another two days, the matter gradually faded.
Ji Xi stayed at home for two days before coming back. When watering, he found that the color of the potted grass was greener, but he was not at ease.