Chapter 1007: This gene is passed on from female to male
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I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 1747 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:05:00
Xu Mang was originally curious about what his wife was going to do, but when he heard her words, he almost didn't feel confused, good guy... as expected, she is a devil, the weight is a little heavier, and the whole audience will consume it directly.
At this time,
Suddenly thought of a famous saying, all the consumption tonight will be paid by Zhao Gongzi!
as predicted,
Most of the people present were crazy, and started cheering for this strange woman. They couldn't think of simply queuing up to get free things. It would be great luck, but the one who was almost terrible.
Yang Xiaoman glanced at the bad parent who jumped in the line and saw his bitter melon look all over his face... he couldn't help but smiled, walked to Xu Mang gracefully, and said: "You will go to checkout later, remember that everyone is It's over, no matter how much they spent, except for those who jumped in the queue."
"Oh!" Xu Mang nodded.
Immediately after,
The person who jumped in the line paid the money and left the bookstore angrily. Although his wife came over to apologize, how could Xiaoman who was in annoyance accept it, and directly adopted an attitude of ignoring others. In the end, the misunderstanding was not resolved. .
When Xu Mang paid his own money, a family of four stood by the cashier counter and paid for the parents who stood in line next, and these parents also took this opportunity to teach their children to obey everything. rule.
"thank you boss!"
"The boss is awesome!"
These parents are very young, with half-joking words, to thank the four of this family, the bookstore is full of peaceful atmosphere.
Slowly,
The customers were all gone, Xu Mang glanced at the bookstore and couldn't help feeling that he was fooled... There were still many books, but at this moment they were all emptied. As soon as they heard that it was free... some people started Moved to death, but Niubi has blown out, how can it be recovered.
"boss!"
"see you next time!"
When Xu Mang's family of four left, the waiter enthusiastically shouted at Xu Mang and Xiaoman, but in the ears of the couple, there was a bit of irony. This Nima... just come here. Lost so much money.
"Look!"
"How much did it cost...isn’t it fragrant to eat?" Xu Mang pushed the stroller, and the books were placed on the shelf under the car, and said helplessly: "These broken books... To be able to write a book, joking about my Xu's name, is a popular concept."
"roll!"
"It's so annoying!" Yang Xiaoman thinks more and more angry, and the more angry he gets, the darker his face, and said: "I am thinking about a problem...If children are exposed to currency, they will know what currency means and cultivate at the same time. Financial management concept!"
The meaning of currency?
The philosophy of financial management?
Xu Mang frowned and said cautiously: "Or... we create a family currency system, and when the child grows up... we start the family currency system, such as completing a housework and rewarding a voucher. A voucher can replace many things."
At this time,
Xiaoman thought on a whim, showing a slight smile, and said to Xu Mang: "It's interesting... I plan to start a bank at home called the Family Credit Bank, which will issue mother's currency directly. Every time the child washes the dishes, Get a mother's coin, and the mother can cash in many things."
"Not bad, not bad!" Yang Xiaoman said with a grin: "In this way, someone cleans the table and someone washes the bowl, and helps the child establish correct values."
Lying!
Is the idea plagiarized?
"Wait!"
"I feel something is wrong!" Yang Xiaoman keenly perceives that there is a problem. Although this family currency system looks beautiful and there is no room for operation, it is actually huge.
such as...
He issued his mother's currency, and suddenly Xu Mang issued his father's currency one day. The two currencies collided fiercely. At this time, it was a matter of competing for purchasing power. And this big idiot is a real child slave, and he must be a father. Coin has more things.
at this time...
He shamelessly announced that one father coin can be exchanged for five mother coins, isn't his currency system broken?
After all, paying the same labor force, it is still good to earn dollars.
in case...
At this time, Xu Man relied on being a sister and issued her sister's currency... The quality was very rough and the production method was backward. By then, the circulation would definitely be large, and a closed system would be formed, refusing to exchange with the official currency.
Continue like this,
Will greatly damage the harmony and stability of the family.
"what happened?"
"A bitter melon look..." Xu Mang asked curiously: "Did you think of something unhappy?"
"It's nothing..."
"I think there is a big bug in the family currency system." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "You and I have issued currency and will definitely compete with each other. If Xu Man relies on his sister's identity to issue his own sister at this time Coins, then it's over!"
"..."
"You are worried that Xu Man may write a lot of empty checks when he discovers the currency, and he will not be able to fulfill it? In this way... the only worker, Xu Yang, was deeply fooled and only used to collect it for fun." Xu Mang Said: "I'm going..."
"..."
"Yes!"
"If things go on like this, the family will be separated." Yang Xiaoman sighed, and said helplessly: "I hope... Xu Man will not use force to force his brother Xu Yang to do housework."
force?
That must use force!
How tough is his mother, and his daughter is probably not much worse.
"Funny!"
"I think my daughter may be more violent than you in the future." Xu Mang said grimly: "No way...the family's blood is full of violent genes."
"cut!"
"Since it is a violent gene, that son is also possible." Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "Your statement is not rigorous."
"rigorous!"
"Very rigorous!" Xu Mang said seriously: "This violent gene in our family is passed on from female to male."
"roll!"
"Kill you!"
...
Back to uncle's house,
Yang Xiaoman was lying on the bed, holding the laptop, not knowing what he was typing.
"What are you doing?" Xu Mang asked.
"Complete the shortcomings in the currency system..." Yang Xiaoman said solemnly: "You are not allowed to issue currency in the future. The only currency in this family is the mother currency. If I find out that you secretly print it, you won't be able to beat you to death. !"
"..."
"Where is the daughter secretly released?" Xu Mang asked.
"Beat too!"
Hearing the same treatment, Xu Mang felt relieved. He was afraid that he would be beaten by issuing currency. But when his daughter found out about his sister's currency, she just verbally criticized it. In fact, she opened one eye and closed one. Balanced.
"correct!"
"Actually, you can't do this!" Xu Mang said earnestly: "If you make less money, everyone will benefit. Small profits but quicker sales!"
"roll!"
The next day,
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman took the two brothers and sisters to the famous Great Wall to play. The two little guys were very happy. They kept babbling and talking along the way. The older mother seemed to have the same skills as the mother-in-law and mother. Understand Xu Yang and Xu Man.
"Mother?"
"What is the kid talking about?" Xu Mang asked, "Why don't Xiaoman and I understand?"
"body language."
"There are also facial expressions..." the aunt explained: "You two got married too early and didn't understand a lot of things. It will be in two or three years."
"..."
"..."
Is it wrong to get married and have a baby too early?
The two love each other...when the situation develops to the point where it cannot be concluded, it is natural to get married and have children.
at the same time,
Yang Jian, who was far away in the magic capital, received an unexpected call.
"Wu Dong?"
"Why did you suddenly think of contacting me?" Xu Mang's father-in-law asked with a smile, "Is there anything wrong?"
"Old Yang!"
"I heard that you are a grandpa?" The other party said with a smile, "Congratulations, congratulations, we are on the same level again."
"No no no!"
"I have a grandson and a granddaughter, but you only have a grandson." Yang Jian said with a smile, "By the way...what are you looking for?"
Wu Dong said solemnly: "Lao Yang...your daughter wants to enter the field of precision equipment, and it is in the field of aerospace...Do you know this?"
"what?"
"Xiao Man, she is going to march..." Yang Jian was stunned, and he pondered for a long, long time, and said: "I don't know about this. Xiao Man has always been independent. He couldn't control him before. Now he is married. Even more uncontrollable."
"This..." Dong Wu didn't know what to say for a while. Originally, he planned to let Yang Jian go to communicate with his daughter and give up the competition with him. Now it seems... It's a bit difficult~EbookFREE.me ~Or..."
"You can go to my son-in-law directly." Yang Jian said: "Now Xiaoman listens to him."
Looking for your son-in-law...
This is very difficult!
Wu Dong smiled bitterly. If it is someone else, there is no problem, but your son-in-law... his temper doesn't seem to be very good.
Facing Xu Mang,
Wu Dong is very clear about what happened before. He will shake your face every minute, strike you at every turn, joking...If anyone provokes him, he will be held accountable. After all, the loss is too great.
"How about this..."
"Why don't you bring me a sentence, Lao Yang, there is not much market to carve up in the field of precision equipment." Wu Dong said solemnly, "Just this sentence."
Yang Jian frowned, his expression a little unhappy, and said: "Okay...but I don't know if I can listen, but I guess most of them won't listen. My son-in-law and daughter are more temperamental than the other. And admit death."
"..."
"If this is the case... I am afraid the result will be very unpleasant." Wu Dong said.
"Unpleasant and unpleasant, not everything can be solved perfectly, sometimes it is time to brighten the sword and draw the sword." Yang Jian said indifferently: "Wu Dong...is that the truth?"
"indeed!"
"So be it!"
Snapped,
Wu Dong hung up the phone directly, his face was full of anger at the moment.
"This family is really a bastard!" Wu Dong was so angry that he felt humiliated after thinking about it. He had put down his posture to seek a solution, but was directly rejected by others.
I thought for a long time,
Wu Dong's eyes are full of murderous aura, since everyone doesn't give in, let's try...
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