Chapter 405: The irony between words (one/three)

The brawny man didn't realize the terrible incident. He felt that Xu Mang had made a little fuss. However, seeing his serious expression, he was a little bit counseled for a while, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and checked the relevant news online, let alone... It's so special!
all of a sudden,
The brawny man became even more panicked, and apologized to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman again and again. He did indeed enter the range of the Joule value for a silver bracelet.
Compensation must be compensated, but it is not a monetary compensation, but what he should get. At this time, Xiaoman is holding three giant puppets, his face is full of joy, but this alpaca Muppets don’t need to be... too ugly!
"Big Brother!"
"You want to testify to me!" The strong man kept begging Xu Mang, "I didn't mean it!"
"Oh..." Xu Mang could also see that this guy didn't mean it, otherwise he wouldn't be foolish enough to use such a high-joule toy gun. He was probably cheated by someone, so he couldn't help but say: "I will accompany you. You surrender yourself, and intercede for you by the way."
Immediately after,
Accompanied by this dispute mediator, several people came to the dispute mediation site. Only after receiving the official staff, did they know the situation. The above attaches great importance to this. A deputy office is personally responsible for this matter, and another His subordinate staff.
"This gentleman!"
"Hello, hello!" The deputy director saw the brawny man, and then asked seriously: "Excuse me, what was the situation at that time? Can you tell me about it."
"What I want to say..."
"Don't be afraid, and don't catch me." The strong man said worriedly.
Words fall,
The deputy said seriously: "We are professionals, we are not afraid, please tell me!"
"I..."
"I accidentally held a gun!" the strong man asked cautiously.
At this time,
Standing on the side, Xu Mang saw the legendary tactics leaning back.
"Which gun?" the deputy director asked.
"It's... it's a toy gun!" the strong man said hurriedly: "A toy gun for playing balloons in the playground!"
A comrade next to the deputy office took out his mobile phone and searched for pictures on the Internet. He pointed to the picture on the mobile phone at the strong man, indicating that it was this one?
"This is AK47!" The strong man shook his head.
moment,
Another picture was changed.
"This is M4A1...not a real gun!" The brawny man was a little anxious: "Toy gun! It's not the real one."
"understood!"
"You continue talking." The deputy nodded and said seriously.
After hearing this comrade’s words, the burly man hurriedly said:
I’m going out on the market as usual on this day. It’s not easy to live a life... to cheat a little kid’s money. As a result, the two people behind me appeared. At first I made this. A couple of hundreds of dollars, I thought it was pretty at the time, thinking I met a fool."
"Then it was a tragedy. This couple won crazy, won crazy, won crazy, and in a blink of an eye I lost more than one thousand and five hundred. That is called quasi... just pick it up and hit it, kakaka! Do not even aim Take a look, click and hit hard, I'm like a human..." The brawny man half-explained, and suddenly he smiled.
however,
Xu Mang felt this moment, as if he had injected his soul!
The brawny man asked with a dazed expression: "Are you...are you laughing at me?"
"No no no!"
"I just thought of something happy." The comrade immediately put on a serious expression: "Please go on."
result...
The deputy office also laughed out loud.
The brawny man was anxious: "I'm not kidding! I really broke the law!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"Then what...get back to business." The deputy director asked: "Did you bring the toy gun in your mouth?"
"Bring it!"
The strong man took out a toy gun and handed it to the two in front of him.
I checked it carefully and found nothing strange. This is just an ordinary toy gun.
Puff,
The comrades next to the deputy did not hold back again... and laughed very helplessly.
"Hey! I have tolerated you for a long time!" said the brawny man: "I really broke the law! Really kind!"
"Ahem!"
"Don't get me wrong... I just remembered something happy." The colleague explained quickly.
"You are obviously laughing at me, and you haven't stopped." The strong man shouted at the comrade.
The deputy said: "This gentleman, we have received rigorous professional training. No matter how funny we are, we will not laugh... If you say that the man and woman behind you were your customers at the time, right?"
"exactly!"
"This elder brother said that I have a gun. If I don't come from my head, I will be jailed in the future." The strong man pointed to Xu Mang.
"Hello, comrade." Xu Mang originally wanted to call the police uncle, but...I am also a professor of his own size. It is a bit embarrassing to call other uncles, so he temporarily changed the name of comrade, "Don’t doubt if I am wrong, because I can guarantee More professional than you guys!"
The deputy office looked confused, this...what's the situation with this guy? He came up as a professional.
"you are?"
"I am the deputy director of the Department of Physics of Fuda University, and a professor of theoretical physics, Xu Mang!" Xu Mang took out a piece of paper and handed it to the comrade in front of him: "This is the toy I got through calculations. The joule value of the gun, according to the Firearms Management Law, the kinetic energy of the toy gun's damage completely exceeds the simulation type."
"..."
"..."
He said he is a professor?
How does it look like a student.
Xu Mang...
The name sounds familiar.
"Xu Mang?" The comrade seemed to recall something, and said in surprise: "You are the youngest professor in history, Professor Xu Mang Xu?"
"Yes."
"It's me!" Xu Mang smiled.
Words fall,
What this colleague said to his leader, and for a moment, the dubious expression of the deputy became more serious: "Hello Professor Xu, thank you for your support to our work in your busy schedule, what? ...We will have professionals come to judge if it is really lethal."
"No..."
"Me! Xu Mang!" Xu Mang pointed directly and asked with a face full of disbelief: "Is the authority in the field of science, do your professionals have my specialty?"
Not to mention,
Xu Mang has absolute self-confidence at this point. Others need professional instruments to judge. Xu Mang only needs to know the air pressure of the balloon and the time it hits to accurately calculate the specific value.
"This...then what." The deputy office didn't know what to say, but relatively speaking, he believed in professional equipment. After all, Xu Mang was not an expert in this area.
"Forget it."
"By the way, this old man didn't know that he had broken the law, and he had a plot to surrender, so he should mainly serve and educate him." Xu Mang asked curiously, "I don't know how the two feel?"
The deputy nodded repeatedly and said seriously: "That's that."
in fact,
Xu Mang is just a professor, and his words are not so important. The reason for all this is that the deputy has seen the list of winners of the Magic Capital Annual Commendation Conference. A whole series of Xu Mang's names, one can imagine... What a terrifying power behind him.
after that,
Xu Mang watched the brawny write the letter of guarantee, and was verbally educated. The three people left here.
At this time, the brawny man was in awe of Xu Mang. He didn't adopt an aggressive attitude like before. In the situation just now, it is obvious that even the staff respects Xu Mang so much. Then there is no reason for him not to respect him?
"Big Brother!"
"Thank you!" the brawny man said sincerely, "I can't think that the matter is so serious."
"Don't thank me, thank you for this harmonious society." Xu Mang suddenly stood at the commanding heights of morality and said solemnly: "Goodbye..."
After farewell,
Xu Mang and Xiaoman were in no mood to go to the amusement park, but Xu Mang was riding a motorcycle. How to get the three giant dolls back became a problem. However, this is a fast-paced era. Xiaoman used SF Express to put three dolls Sent to my school.
Seeing his fiancée filling out the express delivery slip, Xu Mang stood aside and sighed not only with the rapid development of the times, but also with the accelerating pace of people's lives. It seems that it is becoming a pursuit, and every aspect is working hard to speed up.
Fast food, express delivery, snapshots, express trains... all focus on fast, and even this price increase is so fast that it is appalling.
but...
The pressure of living in this world is almost out of breath.
"Go!"
"Looking at your frown, what annoyance do you think of?" Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's arm and asked curiously: "You have so many thoughts every day, so why don't you want to be a man?"
"I'm thinking... in the future gravitational wave detection laboratory, how to arrange this working time." Xu Mang frowned and said: "The competition is too fierce. It stands to reason that you need to work overtime continuously... But this is a lack of life. pleasure."
Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to say for a while, thinking for a long time before saying, "You can't have both fish and bear paws."
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and the gene of death began to activate, saying: "Poor and single are fine."
Xiaoman is so angry, my old lady, I have to bang everything, right?
...
The next day,
Monday morning.
Xu Mang met Wang Jiafu on the way to teach students, and briefly talked to Professor Wang, mainly about his daughter.
"Xu Mang!"
"Thank you very much!" Professor Wang said sincerely, "You helped me solve a big problem."
"It's nothing."
"But there is one thing I need to discuss with you." Xu Mang said solemnly: "If Xiao Ai's attitude is not correct, and it affects the progress of scientific research... it is impossible to expel her. I may reprimand her. It will be heavier, Professor Wang, don't mind!"
Hearing Xu Mang's words,
Professor Wang said seriously: "Xu Mang...If Xiao Ai's attitude is not correct, and if he makes any small emotions, don't sell me any face, just do what I do!"
Even so...but Xu Mang is really not good, at best, he is treated coldly. After all, he has a teacher-student relationship with Professor Wang, and his current colleague and subordinate relationship, no matter what happens to his daughter. .
at the same time,
Yang Xiaoman came to the laboratory with an upset mood. The reason for her upset was to see that group of people.
Before, Xiaoman vaguely heard that people in the group were talking about themselves behind their backs, but they were talking about themselves and Xu Mang. I didn't think much before, but when I heard it in person, I felt very angry.
such as...
She relied on Professor Xu. Didn't Professor Xu let her in?
There is water in her world mathematics competition. It is said that Professor Xu is behind her.
She has today's status, and it is not dependent on her family and Professor Xu.
The more you think and the more angry, the more angry and the more angry you are, the more angry the more you want to punch someone, Yang Xiaoman sits alone in his place, frustrated with himself.
"Yang Xiaoman?"
"Is there any progress in the calculation?" A girl from the physics department in the group glanced at Yang Xiaoman and asked calmly: "We are waiting for your data now."
"No." Yang Xiaoman replied indifferently.
"Ugh!"
"Some people... Relying on their background, do whatever they want." The girl sighed, and said yin and yang strangely.
Words fall,
A boy smiled and said: "Why? Do you have any comments? What if you have comments?"
"Yeah!"
"This world has changed~EbookFREE.me~ has become a bit more complicated." Another girl said with a grin: "But...you just need to be pretty, just ask if you are angry?"
"Then what to do?" Another boy said: "Now this age depends on appearance, otherwise others would like it?"
Suddenly,
The laboratory is full of ridicule.
Listening to these people's disguised sarcasm towards him, Yang Xiaoman felt that he was particularly wronged. It was the first time that he was targeted by others. He clearly did nothing wrong, but put all the problems on himself.
At this time Xiaoman wanted to beat them up very much, but...this is unlikely. If he does this, I am afraid Xu Mang will be involved in him.
Oh oh...
idiot!
When did you come?
......