Chapter 855: Demon girl, look at Lao Na surrendering you! (One/two)


Xu Mang does not have a few bags in total. In most cases, when Xiaoman buys a bag for himself, he also comes with products... For example, the handbag that is placed next to him once bought a bag with Xiaoman. At that time, Xu Mang himself proposed to buy a portable briefcase.
Almost two years have passed, and this handbag has changed from a brand new look to an old one...During this period, Xiaoman changed countless bags, but Xu Mang remained just two or three.
At this moment,
Xiaoman was very ashamed in his heart. Although Big Pig's hoof does not care, he has been using such an old bag. This is a shame. Although he understands that it may be deliberate, he wants to create a simple and simple image, but... People with tens of millions of sports cars create a simple image of a fart.
Picking up this handbag, Yang Xiaoman first felt light...the other was that he felt deflated, there was nothing in it, it was basically files...
At this time,
After taking a shower, Xu Yang walked downstairs in big pants, only to see that his wife was holding a handbag, her face was full of guilt and confusion, and he couldn't help but curiously asked: "My wife... are you planning to Buy me a bag?"
"Ok!"
"It's tattered... don't you feel ashamed?" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look and said angrily: "People who don't know thought that my old lady was abusing you. Change a bag tomorrow... Throw this handbag Lost."
"Oh..."
"Help me take out the contents, and then find a man's bag to put it in." Xu Mang drank pure milk and said absently, "Just put it on the coffee table."
Words fall,
So he went upstairs, leaving Xiaoman alone on the sofa.
"..."
"Big pig's hoof!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's back, silently opened the purse and took out some files from it. At this time, she touched a book... which was quite thick. I was stunned when I saw the whole person. The cover alone caused a huge impact on Xiaoman.
Xiaoman: Σ(°△°

)︴
"Yang Xiaoman's Strange Life"
This...
What is this stuff?
It's not like a printed font, but the kind of oily black pen. Obviously the eight characters on it were written by Xu Dazhutuzi himself, but what does this mean? Wonderful life... why am I wondering mother?
Turn the first page,
Xiaoman saw the legendary title page, the title page is the need of the continuous development of modern book binding design, this "Yang Xiaoman's Strange Life" will naturally not be missed, but the content above is a bit shocking, especially violent airport reading After that, the anger value went up straight.
My wife is short, flat on the front and deflated at the back, but it does not affect her happy life. This book records the life of my short and deflated wife and warns future children not to study like a mother. Xu Mang.
Yang Xiaoman: ( ̄︿ ̄)
I...
It seems to kill this guy!
Seeing some messy content on Xu Mang, he was so angry that he vomited blood... I wish to rush up now and kill the big pig's hoofs upstairs, but in the end I resisted it, and I wanted to find out. See what kind of wonderful life you are.
Turn the first page, a few simple sentences.
XX month XX day, overcast
I lay on the sofa and peeked at my wife for the thirty-eighth time. Xiaoman’s face has been black for sixteen times. It is obvious that this woman is about to break down. Let’s count the days... Relatives should come. But a day earlier, maybe this is the reason for becoming stupid.
call...
call...
Yang Xiaoman’s forehead was straight blue. At this point in time, I was indeed very angry, but it was not the reason why my relatives came, but the company's affairs made me very irritable. As a result, this big pig's hoof was too bastard. Zhang pictures, the content depends on editing.
Next,
There is new content.
XX month XX day, rain
I sat in a chair and lost control of my emotions twelve times. I thought about it for an entire hour. I really couldn’t accept why modern technology was so advanced, but it couldn’t save Xiaoman’s poor A-. I have to say... Xiaoman’s A- Make the entire world's technology shame.
roll!
This kept claiming the benefits of complimenting, but secretly likes big... Damn!
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that her face blushed. At this moment, the anger broke through her brain, making her feel a little suffocated. She needed to vent... vent her anger, or she would be suffocated to death.
XX month XX day, sunny
I slumped on the sofa and imagined for two hours. According to the truth, Xiao Man is so short and flat, and the nutrients of the food will be transported to the brain, but in fact, Xiao Man is gradually becoming stupid at a speed visible to the naked eye, alas. .. But no matter how stupid Xiaoman becomes, I will never leave.
Yang Xiaoman: @#...%!
Moving?
anger?
This is happiness and pain?
Yang Xiaoman is very angry and funny, but this big pig's hoof is very expectant, especially wanting to know what kind of plot will follow.
XX month XX day, fog
I sat in front of the computer, scrolled the mouse 723 times, and broke down 120 times. Why is I so handsome and suave, but only married a woman like Xiaoman? According to the truth, this talent does not say that there are groups of wives and concubines, but at least three or four confidantes, but the result...
"Humph!"
"Big pig's hoof...you are dead!" Yang Xiaoman closed the notebook with the word anger written on his face, and rushed directly to the bedroom. He opened the door and saw Xu Mang lying on the bed with a grin. Suddenly Xiaoman's angry expression disappeared, and he couldn't just let him go.
"Uh?"
"Are you ready?" Xu Mang raised his head and saw Xiaoman standing at the door, staring at him with a faint expression on his face. There was a smell of resentment in his eyes, and Xu Mang was stunned.
"Husband..."
"You must not love me anymore!" Yang Xiaoman said with a small mouth, full of sadness: "After taking a shower, he ran upstairs, husband and wife...husband will take his wife to take a shower."
what?
Is this a silly TV watch?
Xu Mang said with a look of disgust: "You hurry up and take a bath!"
Yang Xiaoman curled his lips and closed the door angrily. At this time... an idea of ​​death came out.
"Xu Mang!"
"Wait for death!"
...
night,
Xu Mang was half nestled on the bedside, playing King of Glory, but Wang Ai called.
"Academician Xu..."
"Send the calculation result?" Wang Ai said.
"Ok!"
"Say you have to find someone to solve it, right?" Xu Mangman asked casually: "According to the truth, you can't solve this calculation unless you find a researcher in the field of professional mathematics, but this is also normal, love The tensor describing the curvature of space-time in Instein's gravitational field equation is oddly compressed by mathematicians."
"Oh..."
"Academician Xu...can you promise me something?" Wang Ai asked cautiously: "My brother wants to see you. He admires you so much and is always looking for opportunities to meet you."
"If he comes to the magic city, he will be able to see him." Xu Mang said calmly: "It's late...send me the information and just rest."
"Ok!"
hang up the phone,
Xu Mang took his tablet from the bedside, clicked on the content in the email, and saw the calculation process solved by Wang Ai's brother. After a closer look, Xu Mang felt a trace of dissatisfaction. The result was normal, but This process is too complicated.
Actually it could be simpler, but let's forget it...
suddenly,
The bedroom door was opened,
Yang Xiaoman walked to Xu Mang's side wearing a new costume, gently squeezed Xu Mang's minibus, and said softly, "Handsome... Am I beautiful?"
Xu Mang took a look, just a simple look, almost out of his body, playful and terrifying double ponytails, paired with a blue and white sailor suit, this moment... activated the beast in Xu Mang’s heart. Nodding again and again.
"Hehe..."
"Big fool~" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Wait for me..."
Words fall,
Turned around and left the bedroom, leaving Xu Mang waiting anxiously.
Damn it!
What is going on today?
Xu Mang was confused. He took out his mobile phone and took a look at the days. It was obviously just an ordinary day, but Xiaoman made it as if today was a wedding anniversary. No matter what... it's better to come than to come!
Wait and wait,
Waited for half an hour,
Xu Mang almost didn't wait for the collapse, there was no way...The shock given by the appearance of the double ponytail and the blue and white sailor suit was too big and strong, touching the most fragile deep in the soul. One string.
at last,
Xiaoman returned to the bedroom. Although he was still dressed like this, there were obvious differences in details. There was a chain hanging from the ankle of his left foot. The mysterious and exotic atmosphere made people want to stop!
"Husband~"
"What are you waiting for?" Yang Xiaoman was embarrassed with a hint of expectation.
As soon as the voice fell,
Xu Mang directly hugged the naughty little fairy and said solemnly: "You demon... Lao Na will drop you tonight!"
At the moment he was picked up, Xiaoman’s arms naturally wrapped around Xu Mang’s neck, his head was buried tightly in his chest, and he squeaked: "Master... can you let Xiaoman go? woman?"
"No!"
"It's Lao Na's duty to drop demons and eliminate demons. How can I mess up my beliefs because of you?" Xu Mang said seriously: "Tonight... Lao Na will be a cannibal fairy for a thousand years!"
However ~EbookFREE.me~ Xu Mang encountered a big problem next, this little fairy's clothes... there is a problem!
There are not so many buttons. It is roughly estimated that there are more than 30, and it is particularly difficult to untie. At this time, Xu Mang’s anxious forehead is full of sweat, and said helplessly: "Wife...you...your clothes Why is it so annoying?"
"Good things take a lot of time..." Yang Xiaoman said softly: "Come on slowly, I can't eat it in a hurry, right? My little man."
That's right, but...I can't bear it!
It took nearly half an hour,
Xu Mang went through a lot of hardships and finally got his wish. As a result...the next second he fell from heaven to the abyss.
......
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