Chapter 900: Xu Mang's naughty past

In the office,
Yang Xiaoman finally finished her official duties, and at this time she was writing two names on the paper, Xu Yang and Xu Man... For these two names, Yang Xiaoman was delighted from the heart, after all, it was his child's name , And it's a combination of her husband's name.
"Xu Yang..."
"Xu Man..." Yang Xiaoman's face was full of happiness, and the glory of motherhood enveloped her for a while, did she smile, and said to herself: "Children...you must be obedient, if you learn from you If you dad, be careful of your mother-in-law punching your ass."
Speaking of like Xu Mang,
Yang Xiaoman's brain exploded in an instant, and a husband has exhausted himself physically and mentally. If another little devil is born, how will he live in the future? What if you are pregnant with twins? A big bully, plus two little bullies, this...what about this?
Although Xu Mang’s big pig's hoof will bring himself a lot of suffering from time to time, but occasionally there will be some warm feelings. However, if the child... It is the rebellious period, all kinds of words that defy oneself, make oneself mad to death.
"Ugh..."
"Suddenly I feel that pregnancy is not a good thing!" Yang Xiaoman frowned, thinking of his mother-in-law, saying how her mother-in-law got through at that time, and must learn from it, and he will live like this in the future.
"Hey?"
"Mom... it's me, Xiaoman." Yang Xiaoman called Xu's mother and said softly: "Mom...how are you doing?"
"Little Man!"
"I'm in good health, and I will bring you the baby when that happens." Mother Xu received a call from her daughter-in-law, her words filled with joy, and said with a smile: "Where is Xu Mang this stinky boy? at your side?"
"He went home to cook." Yang Xiaoman said softly: "Mom...I want to ask you one thing, what... How did you feel when you gave birth to Xu Mang? ?"
"Gave him?"
"Uh... let me think about it." Mother Xu was lost in thought, and then said after a long time: "When I gave birth to Xu Mang, I felt very happy... After all, I was pregnant in October to see the baby. When I saw my little faces twisted together, my heart melted completely."
Listening to her mother-in-law's words, Yang Xiaoman could feel that kind of happiness, but... she didn't want to listen to this content, and hurriedly said: "Mom... Xu Mang was not making trouble at the time? What were your thoughts at that time? solved?"
"Noisy?"
"This stinky boy is more than a fuss!" Xu's mother's words were full of irritation: "It started well... I know sleep all day, but when I grow up a little bit, my goodness... I know sleep during the day. It was a riot at night, until the sky was turned upside down, when I almost wanted to lose this stinky boy."
"..."
Yang Xiaoman smiled bitterly, you can imagine the upset, but...this is also normal, after all, children...the energy is more than adults, and the noise is noisy at night. Anyway, let Xu Dazhutuzi deal with it. , I don't care about those things.
"mom?"
"Then how do you deal with Xu Mang's mischief?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously.
"beat!"
"Beat to death!"
"But... you also know what Xu Mang is this stinky boy." Mother Xu sighed and said helplessly: "A beating is useless at all, it will work for a few hours at most, and then continue to give you Naughty, the family was not very rich before, living in a hutong alley, this bastard..."
"how?"
"What happened to Xu Mang?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
Mother Yang said angrily: "Your husband... At that time, there was a nickname called The Reincarnation of the Great Devil... He has done anything and everything, either by blowing up other people’s pickle jars, or stealing them from the sun. The yellow croaker, roast it yourself and eat it."
this matter,
Yang Xiaoman knew a little bit. He had been to that alley with him, and then cautiously said, "Mom...what will happen later? Don't those neighborhoods dare to chew?"
"Don't dare..."
"Don't dare to speak in person." Mother Xu smiled bitterly: "This stinky boy...he had a bad temper at the time. If anyone dares to scold him, the glass windows of that house must be broken the next day. I made money together with your father-in-law. Money, basically lost money."
I...
Ruined!
In the future, my own children will also have this habit.
"Little Man?"
"Are you worried about your children in the future... the same as Xu Mang, right?" Xu's mother asked.
"Ok..."
"I'm worried about being as naughty as Xu Mang was when I was a child." Yang Xiaoman simply admitted, and then said: "I'm worried...I can't bear it, my temper is not good, I'm afraid..."
"Don't be afraid!"
"At that time, I had the same idea as you, but sometimes I just can't help it." Mother Xu said seriously: "There is a little rest assured, you will educate your children, I will never interfere, after all, it is your child."
Yang Xiaoman was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly explained: "No, no, no... Mom, it's not what you think."
"OK OK!"
"After all, this is your family affair. As long as you don't divorce Xu Mang, you can do whatever you love." Mother Xu smiled: "I'm hanging up first and weaving shoes for the child."
"Oh..."
hang up the phone,
Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to do for a while, and he thought about it for a long time...Finally, he followed his own thoughts. As long as he dared to be naughty, it would be a fat beating. Whoever dared to control...you would be welcome.
...
at the same time,
Xu Mang is preparing a condensed Man-Han banquet. The so-called condensed Man-Han banquet is actually a smorgasbord. In layman's terms, it is just ‘Buddha jumps over the wall’, but Xu Mang has upgraded it and added some pregnant women’s ingredients.
Although the Nobel Prize is very important, but...the Nobel Prize is always there, and if the wife does not take good care of it, it is very likely that she will be gone... Such a cute and profitable wife, it is a pity to run away. , And be scolded to death by my mother.
Uh ...
Simmer slowly for three hours,
Xu Mang decided to study Bolton's materials, went to his study, turned on the computer, downloaded the materials, and began systematic research.
have to say,
This is indeed very thoughtful. Quantum entanglement has become the core of a mathematical proof.
But there is a game problem involved, and there are still some questions... Can a quantum system with infinite measurable variables be approximated by a simple system with finite variables?
Regarding this answer,
Xu Mang can roughly give some theorems. According to Bolton's idea, the correlation between two quantum systems when they are entangled at a distance cannot be calculated. In essence, a quantum system cannot be approximated by a finite system.
"let's start!"
Xu Mang directly turned on the acceleration mode. This problem is not very difficult. With Bolton's idea, just continue to study.
Two hours later,
Yang Xiaoman returned to the gate of the community. The assistant drove her back. He called Xu Mang at first, but no one answered after the countless calls. Xiaoman was so angry that he wanted to kill him. My assistant, sent back with great pains.
"Thanks for your hard work." Yang Xiaoman smiled: "I'm sorry... my husband may be busy."
"It's okay... Mr. Yang." The assistant smiled: "Men...actually, it's all like this. My husband often forgets me when he is too busy, but... a man who works hard. Still handsome, I think Academician Xu Mang is even more handsome."
"Handsome?"
"I don't think it, but it's stupid." Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said helplessly: "I'm leaving now... Thank you."
All the way to the door,
He opened the door and asked with a strong fragrance, and all the complaints before him disappeared without a trace at this moment.
"Husband?"
"Where are you?" Yang Xiaoman noticed that there was no one in the kitchen and no one in the living room, so he hurriedly called.
moment,
Xu Mang hurried downstairs and saw Xiaoman's sad expression on his face. He asked in confusion, "How did you come back?"
"Humph!"
"I'm so embarrassed to say, how many phone calls I have called you, I am puzzled." Yang Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said angrily, "If it wasn't because you made dinner, just call your dog's head. burst."
Xu Mang glanced at the phone he had placed on the coffee table, and couldn't help but laughed awkwardly. In order to make up for the mistake, he licked his face and walked to his side and hugged her.
"Ouch..."
"I really wronged my little baby." Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's handsome face and said softly: "I was busy just now..."
Hugged like this,
The stiff body instantly softened, and she shrank in her arms and squeaked and said, "Husband...Today, I talked to my mother on the phone. She told me something about you when you were a child. I'm scared now... As skinny as you, this is killing me."
"Then beat it!"
"Just be honest." Xu Mang smiled.
"It's useless!"
"You were beaten every day when you were a kid, and you don’t necessarily have to change it." Yang Xiaoman said irritably, "I don’t know if it’s twins. If it’s twins, it’s deadly... I’m telling you that you are not allowed to intervene. It’s about education, otherwise you will be pulled out!"
"..."
"What if my mom wants to manage?" Xu Mang asked.
"will not!"
"Mom has promised me personally that she will not interfere in my education of children." Yang Xiaoman said, "I will notify my own mother later."
Xu Mang feels...
It may be difficult to let the mother-in-law no matter what, but he also wanted to see what the mother-in-law thought.
"Then you hit it."
"By the way...How about the wedding arrangement in December?" Xu Mang said, "If it is later...your belly will grow bigger."
"Ok!"
For a moment~EbookFREE.me~ Yang Xiaoman called his mother, while Xu Mang sat on the side with a weird smile.
"mom!"
"Now officially inform you!"
"When I educate my children in the future, you can't just intervene!" Yang Xiaoman's tone was very strong, and said solemnly: "Whether I beat him or scold him, you can't control it!"
"You girl!"
"Say what?"
Xiaoman was scolded, and Xu Mang was very happy.
But soon,
I don't want to be happy anymore.
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