Chapter 959: The Wonder Woman in Finance (1/3)

　　 "The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the little bird said early, why are you carrying the explosive bag?"
　　 "I went to bomb the school, the teacher didn't know, I ran as soon as I pulled the string, and the school was gone!"
Singing a nursery rhyme about the situation. This nursery rhyme was adapted from "Songs for School". It was Xu Mang’s soul work in junior high school. At that time, he was still a complete scumbag, but now he is a super college tyrant. Impermanence.
"Ugh..."
"I used to be a school bomber. As a result... I was born as a scientist." Xu Mang sighed as he drove the car. In the past, he thought a lot about what he would do in the future, such as being a happy rich man. The second generation, or the carefree prodigal.
　　 However...
　　 I never thought I would become a scientist.
Of course, I also thought about his future wife. In terms of his wife, Xu Mang’s fantasy is very simple, with a height of 1.7 meters, a convex front and a curved back...angel face and a devil figure. As a result... he married a Yang. Xiaoman went home.
　　 "It's a sin!"
　　 "Not only did he become a scientist, but he also married Yang Xiaoman." Xu Mang curled his lips and couldn't help thinking about a question, is there a parallel universe? Could there be another Xu Mang whose life trajectory is the opposite of his own?
　　 became a carefree and speechless prodigal, and married a woman with good figure and good looks. Then, who is happier than Xu Mang in the parallel universe?
　　 This is a mystery,
　　Eternal mystery!
　　 soon,
Xu Mang arrived at the company. When he saw Xiaoman's employees, his face couldn't help showing a confused look. They were still the same as yesterday...with a confident expression on their faces, everything is so suspicious. .
　　 Do they not know that they are losing money?
　　嘭嘭嘭,
　　 knocked on the door of Xiaoman's office lightly, and then pushed the door in. Xiaoman was still working blankly.
　　 "Wife?"
"It's dinner!" Xu Mang smiled and raised the food in his hand: "I made your favorite dish... Stir-fried shrimp with celery, Japanese-style sizzling tofu, shredded pork with fish fragrant, Kung Pao chicken... .The most powerful thing is this, a big pot of fragrant white rice!"
　　"..."
　　 "I have no appetite!" Yang Xiaoman said with a black face, "You can eat it yourself."
"Uh?"
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, looked at his wife's listlessness, and said helplessly: "Oh...Is it a miserable loss? I was advising you not to be impulsive, you see... suddenly broke through. Thirty-one thousand points."
　　 Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)
　　 So angry!
So angry!
Although Xu Mang spoke comforting words, he felt angry when he listened. Yang Xiaoman felt that he was laughing at himself. This big pig's hoof has always been opposed to the so-called crash theory, but now... he is about to break through. Thirty-one thousand points...
"Humph!"
"Don't be proud of you!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I tell you...it's about to fall, at ten o'clock tonight...the market will plummet and then trigger the circuit breaker, mother, I'm not kidding, anyway Waiting for your suicide performance by swallowing manure!"
"whatever."
"You eat the food first... I tell you, it doesn't matter if you eat or not, but you can't leave the child hungry." Xu Mang cast a white look and said seriously: "How about I feed you? Eat a little too anyway, I know it feels bad to go bankrupt, but people rely on food, and iron depends on steel, so I feel hungry without eating."
　　 Although I know this is comforting myself, why is it so annoying?
　　 Xu-style comfort... really amazing!
　　 "It's annoying!"
"Where do I fall in love with you?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm not handsome, he doesn't comfort people, his mouth is so cheap... I know all day to make fun of me, my old lady was deceived. Lost your eyes? How come so many single men in the world fall in love with you."
　　 "Look at what you said..."
　　 "I'm famous for being handsome!" Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly, "Dare you say that you didn't greedy my face?"
　　 "Oh!"
　　 "Can you stop saying that?" Yang Xiaoman retched a few times, and then a red glow appeared, and said, "Hey me..."
after that,
　　 Xu Mang became a full-time feeding staff.
　　(^-^)ρ(^0^)~
　　 soon,
After a brief cleaning of the tableware, Xu Mang left the company and soon returned home, lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, mainly to check his opinions on US stocks on Weibo, but there was not much information on it, basically Both are tutorials on how to become a leek.
"Hey?"
　　 "Shao Chen?"
　　 "What's the matter?" Xu Mang received Chen Fan's call and asked with a smile.
　　"..."
"Your wife is so bad, you can still laugh." Chen Shao heard the hearty laughter and couldn't help but asked helplessly: "Does your wife still hold it? Do you want to withdraw from the status quo? Come on, you will die if this continues."
"Ugh..."
"I persuaded me at noon, but it was useless!" Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly: "Do you think women who marry into Xu's family are so casual? They are not the best, anyway. ...I have given up my heart, but it's not bad to think about it... at least I don't have to swallow dung to commit suicide.
"and many more?"
　　 "You were going to commit suicide by swallowing dung before. Can you pay back what you owed?" Chen Shao asked.
Xu Mang said with an embarrassment and smile: "Don't worry about the past, let it go with the wind... we have to stare at us, I will tell you... as long as the circuit breaks once, I will commit suicide once by swallowing dung."
"is it necessary?"
　　 "If it really blows, wouldn't it be finished?" Chen Shao frowned, and said nervously, "Everything is in case!"
　　 "According to probability."
"There is such a vague chance, but...when the probability is low-key to a certain extent, it can be ignored." Xu Mang said seriously: "Just kidding...It's already 31,000 points now and I want to fall. Below 20,000 points, it must be blown four times in a row!"
　　 "TV dare not act like this!" Xu Mang smiled: "I dare not even write a novel about this kind of thing, it is too far from reality!"
　　"..."
　　 "Sometimes...the reality is even crazier!" Chen Shao said, "You know."
"Again!"
"does not exist!"
hang up the phone,
　　 Xu Mang slumped to death on the sofa, tens of billions of dollars... he was tossed to bankruptcy. What did he marry and come back?
　　 is good too!
　　 I hope this teaching can make Xiaoman wake up.
　　...
　　 Evening,
Xu Mang is holding potato chips and patrolling all corners of the company. Anyway, I am idle. It's better to look around... Recently, due to special circumstances, both husband and wife live in the company and there are many employees. Also simply lived in the company.
　　 After all, due to the time difference, the opening time of US stocks is already at night in China.
at this time,
　　 at a certain stairway,
　　 Xu Mang was smoking a cigarette while looking at his mobile phone. There are still two hours before the opening. According to Xiaoman, the fuse will be triggered today.
　　 Cut!
　　 Hell if you believe her!
　　 Back to Xiaoman's office, she suddenly saw Xiaoman change forward, and her face was now full of smiles.
"what happened?"
　　 "You made money?" Xu Mang asked.
　　 "No... still at a loss." Xiaoman said disapprovingly: "But I got news..."
　　The words fall,
　　 glanced at Xu Mang who was smirking, and said angrily: "But I won't tell you!"
　　 "Cut!"
　　 "I don't want to listen!" Xu Mang shrugged, walked silently to the lounge inside, and then said, "I'm going to bed first... Don't call me."
　　 a moment,
　　 Xiaoman is left in the office, and she is watching a piece of news "opec+ meeting broke down"...
The content is very simple. Regarding the plan to reduce production... the two major oil countries have completely different opinions. The oil price is about to shrink by a large margin. I don't know how far it is. .
　　 And the sharp drop in oil prices will definitely trigger the warning line of US stocks, and then there will be a crash.
　　 Xiaoman felt that...two hours later, it was a worldwide turmoil, and all of this was in his own plan, thanks to his keen sense of the world situation.
"Humph!"
"Big idiot!"
"It's up to you then!" Yang Xiaoman felt upset when he thought about Xu Mang's mistrust of him. He always felt that his wife was not good financially. In fact, the old lady is really good, just usually Not willing to behave.
　　 wait and wait,
　　 There is one last hour,
　　 Yang Xiaoman went to the war room, which was temporarily remodeled from a conference room.
on site,
Everyone is attentively controlling the computer, and is full of expectations for the upcoming opening...Although they have lost a lot of money before, they did not choose to give up. After all, it is a rare honor to participate in such a big event. .
of course,
　　 Do not give up, go back, do not give up, question or still question, can you go short?
at this time,
　　 Suddenly someone shouted:
　　 "Fell!"
　　 "The price of oil has fallen!"
　　 "Gosh... plummeting 31%!"
　　In an instant ~EbookFREE.me~ there was an uproar in the combat room.
　　 "Fuck!"
　　 "This...isn't it too great?"
　　 "Mr. Yang is awesome!"
Everyone was taken aback by the sudden oil price plummet... Mr. Yang had previously proposed that oil prices would plummet, which in turn induced the collapse of the U.S. stock market. Now... the prediction has been fulfilled in half, so we have to watch one next. Hours later, the performance of the US stocks.
　　 After all, as Mr. Yang expected, the opening plummeted by 7%, triggering the fuse mechanism.
　　At this moment,
　　 Yang Xiaoman came to the war room, and then learned the news of the plunge in oil prices, but smiled lightly, and she did not deliberately express surprises, and her steady behavior was respected by everyone present.
　　 is indeed Mr. Yang, a strange woman in the financial world!
　　Time passed by minute by minute,
　　 There is still the last minute, the US stock market is about to open, everyone present held their breath, waiting for the moment when the miracle happened.
at the same time,
　　 Xu Mang fell asleep, in his dream... the U.S. stock market soared!
　　 "It's open!"
　　 "My God...no?"
　　 "Trigger fuse directly?"
　　 Everyone present was shocked, Mr. Yang actually did it!
　　......