Chapter 961: Husband, you have to cheer up!

　　 Xu Mang hated money so much for the first time. He is now especially looking forward to going bankrupt. It's only a few days... He owes two meals and commits suicide... Isn't this too miserable?
"Ugh?"
"You won’t be skinny anymore?" Yang Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang’s arm slightly, and said with a grin: "Say'I was wrong' to me affectionately... I will forgive you, mother, and I must Be a good man, don’t make pipi shrimp."
"Ugh?"
　　 "I'm a great scientist!" Xu Mang said with a black face: "I can use formulas to calculate the theory of everything in the universe. There is naughty capital... Have you ever seen such a young Nobel Prize winner in physics?"
　　 "Cut!"
　　 "What about the great scientist?" Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly: "I can calculate the madness of human nature!"
　　"..."
　　Don't mention it,
Xu Mang was speechless for an instant, indeed... she could calculate everything in the universe, but could not calculate the madness of human nature, but Xiaoman could... she came to the conclusion of the U.S. stock market crash with great accuracy, and This conclusion occurred a month ago.
"Ugh..."
At this time, Xu Mang was still a little bit unconvinced. He still felt that the US stock market would not fall to 20,000 points. Thinking from a rational point of view, this might have fallen to the limit. Moreover, if the Fed had not guessed wrongly, the Fed had cut interest rates to 100%. Nil.
　　 "Wife?"
　　 "Will the Fed cooperate with the rate cut?" Xu Mang asked cautiously: "Will it stimulate the stock market and cause the stock market to rise?"
　　 "No!"
"The plunge in oil prices has led to lack of confidence among investors in the stock market. Unless the United States makes any big moves, there can be no improvement." Yang Xiaoman quietly got into Xu Mang's arms and kneaded and said. : "There will be a small increase in the middle, but in the end it will fall to about 20,000."
"Do not believe!"
　　 "I think it's impossible!" Xu Mang hugged Xiaoman and said seriously.
Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance and said angrily: "Usually you always say that I am a tough guy, and things are like this until now. If you still don't believe in evil, you really don't see the coffin or cry, you just fell to this. Look, what are you insisting on?"
　　 "Faith!" Xu Mang said proudly, "I don't believe it if I kill it, it will fall below 20,000 points..."
　　 "Cut!"
"I have given you a chance. Whether you can seize the opportunity depends on your enlightenment." Yang Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang's nose and said angrily, "Stubbornly like a cow... so many handsome guys in the world. , Why... why do you have a crush on you?"
　　 "How?"
　　 "Mum, what do you want to do?" Xu Mang showed a wretched expression and said with a grin: "By the way, since you were pregnant, your body has improved a lot...Look at this...hehehe."
　　 "Bah!"
　　 "You bother me!"
"It's so uncomfortable... idiot!" Yang Xiaoman's pretty face was filled with red clouds, and he gave Xu Da's hoofs white and said happily: "Wait for me to make money...you buy you ten cars How about top supercars? Limited edition supercars of over 100 million."
　　 Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously: "I want to buy a plane."
　　 "Why don't you buy rockets?"
"Go directly to the sky!" Yang Xiaoman said with a white look and angrily: "If you buy it, you won't be able to open it...you have to buy a hangar. Will you buy an island in the future? Now that there is an island, simply Marry two more young ones, how about hugging left and right?"
Uh?
　　 This can be there!
　　 But...
　　 Why is there a murderous look?
　　 "How?"
"Do you really have such a thought?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang sinking into thought, and the violent temper exploded on the spot. He angrily twisted his husband's ears, and said angrily: "I said you are fattened. Yeah? Dare to have this kind of idea?"
　　 "Ohhhh~"
　　 "It hurts!" Xu Mang tilted his head and said with a sad look: "Wife, I was wrong...I shouldn't have that kind of thought!"
"Humph!"
"idiot!"
　　 Yang Xiaoman cast a white glance, and said angrily: "I'm hungry... Give me the wontons, and I want shrimp stuffing."
　　...
A few days after 　　,
　　 The stock market is calm...no surprises, of course, it may be because the trading market closed on Saturday and weekend, which also gave Xu Mang a chance to breathe, but the burden on his shoulders was heavy.
　　 "Brother?"
"It's about to open tonight... What's wrong with the preparations?" Chen Xi poured a cup of tea for Xu Mang and asked cautiously: "Why don't you... admit that Xiaoman's outstanding financial performance? This has already owed two meals, let's continue...I'm afraid you will die!"
　　 "What and what!"
"I won't lose... I've already fallen to this level..." Xu Mang shrugged, took a sip from his teacup, and said calmly: "This tea is not good...without my husband Good people."
"Ugh?"
　　 "Brother?"
　　 "How's Uncle Yang's doing recently?" Chenxi asked.
　　 "He?"
Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly: "My old husband has a face with a crooked smile recently... Everyone praises how clever his daughter is. In this world economic crisis, he has earned a lot of US dollars. My money has doubled...now..."
　　Speaking of which,
　　 said with a frown, "He doesn't stop your Xiaoman from entering the finance industry anymore, it's a tragedy..."
　　"..."
　　 "Brother Xu Mang?"
　　 "I'm a bit curious now...what are you insisting on?" Chenxi asked: "It's almost there... after all, it is a couple."
"You do not understand!"
"When you get married, you will know what I am insisting on." Xu Mang said with a serious face: "What is family status...I'm fighting for future family status, Chenxi...I will get married in the future. Be the head of the family!"
　　"..."
"Oh!"
　　 In the face of the mysterious struggle between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, Chen Xi didn't want to get involved at all, after all, it would cause trouble if he didn't handle it well.
When Xu Mang returned to the company, he found that Xiaoman’s employees had become a little brave from the self-confident appearance before, but after thinking about it, he felt that they should... after all, not many people can participate in the money grab. Feasting.
"came back?"
　　 "Are you nervous?" Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and asked with a grin.
　　 Xu Mang ignored Xiao Man, and walked into the lounge silently, now let Xiao Man scream...
　　夜,
　　 so quiet,
　　 Xu Mang sat on the bedside, waiting for the result of the upcoming market opening. There are currently fifteen minutes before the market opens.
　　 "Look at your expression..."
"It seems very nervous?" Yang Xiaoman sat on the side and glanced at Xu Mang. He couldn't help but feel funny when he saw his face full of expectation and trepidation. When the U.S. stock market rose sharply, he was stinking in front of him every day. This situation is reversed.
　　 "Nonsense!"
　　 "Am I afraid?" Xu Mang gave a blank look and said angrily, "Don't bother me..."
　　 "Hey..."
　　 "Don't do this... I'm your cutest wife." Yang Xiaoman covered her mouth and said with an open eyebrow: "Husband...Would you like to kiss?"
　　(￣︿￣)ε￣)啾~
at last,
　　 There is still the last minute before the opening,
　　 At this time, Xu Mang is even more nervous than the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination is a winning ticket, and the stock market... is completely dark at a glance, with a blood!
opened!
　　 Waiting for the dead!
　　 Xu Mang: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
what?
　　This...what's the situation?
　　 The U.S. stock market opened plummeting, which directly triggered the fourth circuit breaker in history, and it dropped by 13%, setting a record for the largest daily decline in 33 years.
　　 "Husband?"
　　 "What's wrong with you husband?"
　　 "Husband, you need to cheer up!"
　　 Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang Xiecai, and he fainted on the bed, completely frightened. Fortunately, he was still breathing, and then he called his mother with a hint of crying.
　　 "Mom!"
　　 "Xu Mang... take a break!"
　　...
"Doctors?"
　　 "What's wrong with my son-in-law?" Mother Yang asked worriedly.
"Ms. Yang is okay... Academician Xu is short-tempered, causing a coma, which may be related to his inattention to rest." The doctor hurriedly said: "Mrs. Yang...you have to tell Academician Xu more. Rest, don't try so hard."
"Of course..."
　　 "I guess it has something to do with Academician Xu's character. Is he very strong?" the doctor asked.
　　 Yang Xiaoman nodded hurriedly and said seriously: "Yes, yes...My husband likes to be able to do things very much. Whenever you want to fight for the level of life and death, is it because of your personality that leads to anger?"
"Ok!"
　　 "Make him a little bit more." The doctor said, "That's it... I'll go first."
　　 a moment,
　　 Xu Mang, Xiaoman, and Mother Yang are left in the ward.
"look at you!"
　　 "I actually fainted my husband." Mother Yang gave a white glance and said seriously, "What is going on?"
　　 "Hey..."
　　 "Anyway... forget it." Yang Xiaoman pursed his mouth and said with a displeased expression: "Mom... you go back~EbookFREE.me~ take care of it."
"Oh..."
　　 After taking Mother Yang away,
　　 Yang Xiaoman worked for a while, and then Xu Mang woke up.
　　 "Wife?"
　　 "Has it gone up?" Xu Mang asked weakly.
　　 Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)
　　 is like this,
　　 still concerned about the stock market gains...
"Okay, okay... I lost, okay?" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look and said angrily: "I really served you... You said that the American stock market crashed, and you fainted. ...Fortunately others don't know, otherwise you will know it!"
　　"..."
　　 "What and what!" Xu Mang gave a white look and said weakly, "Could it be...I really don't have the talent for finance?"
　　 "How?"
　　 "Do you still want to cross my domain to make a meal?" Yang Xiaoman twisted Xu Mang's ear and said angrily.
　　 That night,
　　 Xu Mang was discharged from the hospital, and in the next few days, the U.S. stock market experienced the fifth circuit breaker in history, setting a historical record of 4 circuit breakers in eight trading days, and the Dow also reached the position of 19,800.
　　 According to the previous agreement,
　　 Xu Mang has become a coolie in the family. He has to undertake all the housework, including changing the children's diapers, soaking in milk powder and so on... the family status has fallen to the bottom.
　　 and Xu four times,
　　 has also become Xu Mang’s new nickname, he owes Xiaoman four times to commit suicide...
　　......