Chapter 971: Parenting differences between husband and wife (one/three)
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I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 1851 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:04:53
October,
Unknowingly until this time, there is almost a week before the list of the Nobel Physics Prize is announced, and according to the gossip... Xu Mang has become the default player, and almost like last year, the only designated player.
And this time,
Xiaoman started a new round of pregnancy reactions, nausea and vomiting were accompanied from time to time, as well as dizziness, fatigue, loss of appetite... From this month onwards, Xiaoman almost stopped going to the company, and left all the affairs to Someone else will handle it, and she works from home.
this day,
In order to make the expectant mother happy during pregnancy, Xu Mang decided to take her to stroll outside, and then stay for two days to relax. It is not good for the baby to stay at home every day. Of course, what kind of car to drive is very important. The noise pollution is too great. Originally, Xiaoman was not so stable because of her pregnancy. If there is a noise...the ghost knows what will happen.
finally,
chose the One77 car and drove it once after buying it.
"Oh?"
"Did you drive this car again?" Yang Xiaoman still likes this car. It is one of the few cars that is not so exaggerated, and it is very comfortable to sit in, and it is more expensive than other cars.
"In order to make our baby safer and avoid noise pollution." Xu Mang put on the seat belt and glanced at Xiaoman...he had a doubt. After Xiaoman became pregnant...her skin became a little bad. , I don’t know if this is normal.
"Where to go?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"Not far."
"It's about an hour away. Let's go strolling in the national park and feel the fragrance of nature." Xu Mang said with a smile, "By the way, we can increase the emotion between our husband and wife. I think our relationship is a bit cold recently."
no,
Xu Mang has been sleeping on the sofa for a week, and I don’t know why...
"Humph!"
"You are ashamed to say!" Yang Xiaoman instantly became angry when he heard the cold war between husband and wife, and said: "I'm playing games every day, my old lady, I'm very upset recently, do you know? Don't know how to comfort me, and watch you Playing games, I am really angry."
"..."
"I think I played well." Xu Mang frowned and said seriously: "Every time I can get out of jail, you can see that many people... have to spend four thousand and five times to save, I totally rely on myself Strength, although he died early..."
"Cut!"
"Stupid!" Yang Xiaoman pouted, and started using the WIFI in the car to connect to her mobile phone, playing her favorite music. Regarding music... Xiaoman likes that soft music, especially Gufeng's favorite .
And a guy like Xu Mang likes to listen to some superb music, which can inspire passion.
The car drove onto the high speed. During this hour's journey, in order to relieve boredom... Xiaoman raised the topic of how to raise a child, and then the two started a heated discussion.
"Ugh?"
"If a child asks you that the popsicle in his hand has melted, how should you answer?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "You also know... when the child is eager to understand the world, how do you explain the popsicle? The problem of chemistry?"
how to explain?
Uh...
Isn’t that simple?
Xu Mang coughed slightly, and said solemnly: "This is based on the theory of entropy increase. In a closed system, the development of solid molecules from order to disorder is irreversible, so this low-temperature ice lolly and the natural environment Energy exchange occurs, which leads to disorder of the solid molecules and then to the liquid state..."
finished speaking,
Xu Mang still thinks that he is quite beautiful. This is basically the most standard answer. Who dares to say that it’s not the principle that popsicles are turned?
However... after listening to Xu Mang’s answer, Yang Xiaoman wanted to kill him, not just the popsicles because of the heating of the weather... What is the theory of entropy increase, do the children understand? It's just... the big idiot among the idiots, the big idiot among the idiots!
"It's me!" Xu Mang seriously asked as he drove the car, "If the child asks you, where do I come from, how should you answer?"
"Uh..."
"Let me think about it!" Yang Xiaoman frowned and thought a lot. This question is not very easy to answer and cannot be easily perfunctory... In fact, every child is very curious about the question from his own source. When asking this question , Children’s hearts are full of expectations, and I hope parents can give themselves a satisfactory answer.
But...
It’s impossible to tell the truth, it’s too shameful!
"I will tell my child..."
"Because many years ago, father and mother loved each other very much, and then they got married. Father put a seed of love in mother's belly, and then this seed stayed in mother's belly for ten months, and slowly grew into you , You are born."
The words fall,
Xiaoman's heart was warm, and he could not help touching his stomach, his whole body exuding a halo of maternal love.
"Wrong!"
"Too superficial!" Xu Mang said solemnly: "Where do I come from... This question has philosophical significance. I... is divided into three parts: the id, the ego, and the superego, which are the creatures in the personality. Face, psychological face and social face."
"That's why you have self-consciousness, so that you can exist in this colorful world in the form of'I'." Xu Mang smiled and said: "This is the most standard answer to'Where do I come from?', what do you think? ?"
Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)
or... kill him!
so annoying!
"what happened?"
"Look at you not talking..." Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman with a black face, and said with a grin: "Okay, well... Open this article and continue to the next topic!"
At this time,
Xu Mang frowned when he saw Xiaoman opened the window a little bit.
"Wife?"
"What are you doing?" The tone is a bit bad.
"Close the windows?" Xu Mang said.
"I want to breathe... don't you think it's boring?" Yang Xiaoman said irritably, "The natural wind outside is quite strong."
"Oh..." Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "It was because of the strong wind that you closed it."
"Why?"
"Not safe!"
Yang Xiaoman raised his eyebrows and said solemnly: "Why is it not safe? Your big pig's hoof is so troublesome... I am also a first-class protected animal at home. Not only did you fail to protect me, but also It's weather to me."
"Where is this?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "I have a reason!"
"What's the reason?" Yang Xiaoman was a little curious.
"You have too much powder on your face. When the window opens... it's all blown in, all in your eyes... It's dangerous to get lost while driving!" Xu Mang said, "Several lives in a car. "
Xiaoman was taken aback for a moment, and then he was amused. This is not afraid of death. He knows that he will be beaten, but he wants to say it. What does he think?
"husband"
"what?"
"You stop at the next service area." Yang Xiaoman said softly.
"What's wrong?" Xu Mang asked.
"It's nothing..."
"I want to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman smiled, his tone was light and gentle, but his words were full of murderousness.
Next second,
Yang Xiaoman's face changed drastically, and he scolded angrily: "I tell you...If the child cannot be admitted to a prestigious university in the future, it must be because I marry a mundane child like you, so I can't give birth to a child of heaven!"
Xu Mang:? ? ?
...
got off the highway,
There is still a long way to go. Although the two had a small dispute over the highway, they quickly recovered.
However, this love journey did not last too long. Xu Mang saw a spiritual guy riding a battery car and even carried five little girls... This kind of operation almost didn't make Xu Mang crazy, look at his value Forty-seven million cars, look at other people's battery cars for thousands of dollars.
quickly fell into autism.
"Stupid?"
"My sister's son, he went to high school this year... What did you say I gave it?" Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and said curiously: "How about I give Switc machine? But I don't want to ruin him because of the game. What should we do about the future of our country?"
"Easy!"
"Buy a National Bank's Switch for him." Xu Mang said calmly.
"Uh?"
"Is there any difference?" Yang Xiaoman looked dazed.
"Ha ha..."
"You bought an Apple mobile phone, but you can only make text messages and phone calls. Are you out of breath?" Xu Mang said, "Send him a broken dream, National Bank Switch!"
soon,
The couple went to the local hotel. This time... it was finally not owned by Xiaoman's family, but never thought it was owned by her relatives.
"Husband?"
"Let's stay for two more days." Xiaoman stood on the balcony and looked at the scenery outside. It was as beautiful as a fairyland, which immediately attracted her attention, and then said: "When shall we go for a walk?"
"Afternoon." Xu Mang was lying on the bed, holding a tablet, checking the Nobel news.
At this time,
Suddenly there was a call, which turned out to be from Ouyang Fei, the dean of the Mathematics Department of Fuda.
"Hey?"
"Director Ouyang... it's rare to call me!" Xu Mang said with a smile, "Is there anything?"
"Are you busy?" Director Ouyang said in a brisk tone, and continued: "Recently, a big event has happened in the mathematics world. Zone conjecture was solved by a genius from the University of Paris VI."
"Oh..."
"Congratulations to him~EbookFREE.me~ Xu Mang was absent-mindedly scanning the news, and said blankly: "What does this have to do with me? "
"There are relationships!"
"He challenged the whole world, saying that there is no second person who can solve this problem." Director Ouyang said: "This tone is very rampant. I think you can cure him. It took him ten years to solve it."
"..."
"I?"
"Forget it." Xu Mang shrugged, "That's it... I'm traveling outside with my wife."
Snapped,
directly hung up.
Yang Xiaoman glanced at his husband, and asked curiously: "Who?"
"what?"
"Nothing..." Xu Mang smiled, got up and walked to her side, gently hugged Xiaoman from behind, resting his head on his shoulders, and said: "Say, I'm almost three months pregnant, right? No change at all?"
"Nonsense!"
"The belly change in three months of pregnancy is generally not obvious, but it will change after three months." Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said seriously: "We must hurry up to have a wedding...or I really can't wear a wedding dress. Up."
"Also!" Yang Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said angrily: "You have been deprived of the right to educate children. I don't want to see children as stupid as you!"
"I want to train children to become artists!" Yang Xiaoman said: "Art needs sensibility, not ideal."
Xu Mang frowned. He felt that on this issue, he needed to make a good match with Xiaoman.
"I strongly disagree!"
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