Chapter 128: Happy to coax me
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I Heard You Are an Alien
- Three Thousand Glass
- 1708 characters
- 2021-02-26 11:30:16
Yi Yi Ti: "... you're a bit slower, right?"
He answered seriously: "I carefully filtered the memory a few times, and deleted what the person said just now, so as not to cause mental pollution to my mind." Only then did the search, so naturally it was a bit slower.
Yi Yi Ti: "..." Well, this is indeed very meaningful.
She doesn't want this alien to wake her up one day—Tidy, you TMD, get up and eat!
By then, she will go crazy.
But even if there is no one now, Yi Ti is not sure if anyone will come up halfway, so instead of occupying that half of the position, he stayed honestly on his side. As before, take off your shoes and sit cross-legged on the bed, take out another notebook and put it on your lap.
"Little Ti ..."
Yi Yiti felt someone approaching, because such a thing was very common, so she did not look up and said, "What?"
He didn't speak.
She was about to open the computer cover. She suddenly felt that something was wrong. She just raised her head, but a soft touch came from her lips.
Yi Yi Ti: "..." all said don't learn such unnecessary things!
He moved gently, a little like a coquettish nibble, and backed up a little bit, said with satisfaction: "You really feel good to kiss Xiaoti here."
Yi Yi Ti: "..." Is this an experiment?
Her helpless help, pushing the guy's face away: "You're enough."
"Why can they? We can't?" Cecil is always attached to questions that have not been answered.
因为 "Because I'm not in the mood now."
"..."
Yi Yiti's answer successfully killed him.
还有 Is there anything more elusive than a woman's mood in the world?
I must not have!
Even Cecil, who has super-computing power, is unpredictable about the existence of women, not to mention women who are still in front of her, it is even misty.
He lowered his head with a little frustration, and sure enough his strength was still too poor.
怜 This pitiful appearance has another meaning in Yi Ti's eyes. She reluctantly finds that she is really happy when she sees him happy. So he stretched out his hands and grabbed his cheeks, squeezed and rubbed it back and forth, and kissed his little face again, and patted his head: "Be nice ~ I will like you more if you listen."
Someone really obedient.
I felt that Yi Ti silently gave each other a thumb. Although there seems to be something wrong, it turned out to be good!
The train finally moved at this time, and "Ka 嚓 Ka 嚓" headed for the destination.
Because of Cecil's modification, the signal is still good even when the train is moving, and what is not a problem. Yi Ti opened the QQ a little, and saw that formaldehyde and sandstone were talking about something in the discussion group. The last sentence was-
Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:27
This must be true love!
Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:30
I must be like this. (thumb)
Xun Long Xiao Tian (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:34
What is true love?
Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:37
It's early today.
Xun Long Xiao Tian (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:40
Is it early?
Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:44
Hmm, a few minutes earlier than usual.
Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:48
Uh ...
Ye Yi Ti wipes sweat, this guy is really enough!
甲醛 Then, formaldehyde came out.
Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 10:11:05
Speaking of which, this matter has something to do with you.
Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 10:11:11
……What? Which thing?
缇 Yi Ti, who was originally puzzled, opened the connection where formaldehyde was lost. After a closer look, the cold sweat flowed down instantly. Here's the news, headlined this way-Chinese same-sex couples are embracing at Russian airports.
The description below is probably that someone saw such an affectionate picture at the airport, then took it and shared it on Twitter, and then somehow became popular. As a result, various kinds of brushes have begun in China, which have been spread on Weibo, and Yi Ti has been on the various forums for almost two days because of her busy travel, so she was caught in the dark.
的 The two in the photo are not beautiful, one with a big belly and one too thin. The embrace is true, but the affection may not be.
Yi Ti was very skeptical about its redness, but then explained the formaldehyde. The two were the boss and secretary who loved the tide. The two did not know what to do at the airport, and they were posted on Twitter. . Things should have come to a close here. Nai this site offended too many people in China, and the boss especially liked the existence of various interview shows. So ... he was discovered by an "enemy" who also likes to tweet on Twitter. Got the trail.
This person keenly found the opportunity for "revenge", so he did it a little bit behind the scenes, and all kinds of people who didn't like the tide website helped so much. After attracting a large audience, they broke out The boss and the secretary who love the tide, things have become so out of hand now.
Yi Ti watched the big votes similar to the comments of "Domineering President in Love With Me!" And "Little Secretary of the Belly President!" She quietly wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. She can imagine that the boss who loves the tide and The secretary will definitely be upset for a while, very upset.
This is indeed the case. The office of Boss Tide's boss is now embarrassed. Almost everything that can be smashed by him can't be smashed ... Since trying to lift an overweight vase, it has flashed behind his back , The boss did not make such an attempt.
"Asshole !!!"
"Wei Feng, wait for me !!!"
"Long Xiaotian, wait for me !!!"
Uh ...
If Yi Ti heard this loud roar, Bacheng would feel very innocent. What's the matter with her?
But what do you do if she remembers her enemies?
And in the end, the boss who loves tide is really wrong!
After encountering a series of blows, he finally bought a ticket to leave Russia, which brought him countless nightmares. Did he not swell with the secretary who shared his troubles for a while? Is it also good for men to have a pure hug!
The result was photographed without expecting it, and was posted to the Internet, which caused a great stir in China!
He knows that there must be a push behind this.
He hates it!
However, to this day, it is no longer possible to block the news. Not to mention whether he has this energy or not, even if he does, once it is done, it is tantamount to doing everything right!
Boss slammed his fist on the keyboard, threw it angrily 100 meters away, and yelled at the secretary: "Go! I don't want to see you again! Get me out of the company now !!!"
"Boss ..."
The secretary is also wrong!
I was called by the boss to go to Russia.
Scared by the fighting nations is a burden on the boss.
The airport hug is the boss's initiative.
他 He is a simple victim from beginning to end, okay!
Moreover, everyone agrees that he is suffering! What a special girl! God horse "Little Secretary", God horse "Contract Secretary" ... how can he let it go! Who is the one who should be angry the most?
As a result, the boss, who was originally a "brother and brother", actually took offense at him and said that he would drive him.
"Go get me now !!!"
The secretary's heart was cold.
He looked at the boss coldly, turned and left.
On the other side, Yi Ti heard formaldehyde talking about an old thing.
Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 10:16:05
家伙 That guy is now beating his own face.
Xun Long Xiao Tian (XXOOXXOO) 10:16:15
How to say?
Formaldehyde immediately explained that Love Tide is a standard feminine literature website. The so-called feminine literature must contain literature. A few years ago, in an interview, the boss who loved the tide did not know whether he drank too much or his head was broken. This ridicule and irony caused a large number of authors to leave. This matter is only known to veterans in the circle now. Now the boss actually broke out and hugged the secretary at the foreign airport.
She Yiti was sweating. She didn't expect to write a fake address, which caused such a series of tragedies. It seems that lying is really a bad thing, so try not to do it in the future.
After talking a few more words, she wiped her sweat, closed the computer silently, and rushed to grab Cecil's neck from behind.
"... Titty?" The alien with too many whiskers continued to control the computer with hair and turned his head to the side, looking at her with some doubt, "What's wrong?"
She shook her head: "Nothing."
But every time I do this, I feel extra calm. It seemed as if she had reached a peaceful, warm and safe range, and nothing could interfere with her.
She thought, this is probably the feeling of "going home."
As soon as I arrive at a place where I can relax myself, people are easy to be proud. She poked at his face and said "willfully", "Happy, coax me!"
A certain jelly star who has always been a little bit blessed to his heart somehow, his hair dancing gently, actually moving Yi Ti behind him into his arms. Among women, her figure is not short, but it is definitely a lot worse than him, so sitting in his arms right now is like a large doll.
He wrapped her hands around her waist, shaking his body slightly, making a "oh oh" sound in his mouth. After doing this a few times, he asked her, "Are you happier?"
Yi Yi Ti: "... Do you treat me as a child?"
Cecil stunned, and then said a little embarrassed, "Because Xiaoti, you look really small." He gave a slight gesture to her figure.
"... you are too big!"
"Is this not possible?"
"No way!"
The jelly star thought a little bit more, and suddenly retracted his hands and grabbed his cheeks, and tore open to both sides: "So what?" Because his face was almost torn into a big pie, his voice was a little fuzzy.
He looked at her with anticipation. When Xiao Ti was angry, he was happy when he pulled his hair and face, so it was definitely okay.
Yi Yi Ti: "..."
Hey this stupid.
She smiled and shrank into his arms, and put her head on the heart.
The young man saw her smile, and a very happy smile appeared.