Chapter 159: He is an expert at picking up leaks
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I Heard You Are an Alien
- Three Thousand Glass
- 1827 characters
- 2021-02-26 11:31:33
Regardless of how Yi Ti vomits, anyway, Yi Shao is in a good mood now.
First, he managed to clean up an alien. Although this process also cost him a lot of energy, and the other party seemed to be fine, he just cooperated with him unilaterally. The process is very boring, but at least it proves that this guy's heart is still more sincere, hey, the only advantage;
Second, he successfully got a contract signed by a certain alien;
Finally, his sister first cared about him when he entered the house!
It's him!
I shouted him!
I also ran to him first!
Tong Yishao took his sister's hand to sit up, and threw away some damp hair that was beaten with sweat, and said with a smile, "Little Ti, if you want to carry out domestic violence in the future, you have a natural advantage."
Yi Yi Ti; "... who would do that kind of thing?" She is not cousin Huang Quan, wait, "Brother, what do you mean?"
When Yi mentioned this, Yi Shao whispered, and his mood suddenly worsened again: "Let's do it now, and throw him away when he finds a better one."
Yi Yi Ti: "..." Is this the legendary "donkey looking for horse"? However, she really doubts that in the eyes of her brother, is there really a suitable marriage partner in this world?
No matter what, after she slept, the previous "big things" seemed to be resolved. Although she is still a little bit confused, no matter what, the ending is enough.
The moment she opened the door, her heart almost stopped!
Because she would rather have an accident than one of these two guys.
So that's fine now.
"Okay, it's almost time to prepare dinner." Yi Shao glanced at Cecil, "Not yet?"
Cecil nodded and asked, "Brother, little Ti, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Who are you ..." Yi Shao said half, remembering something, and said, "Full seat at Manhan!"
Yi Yi Ti: "... Brother, eating so much at night will not digest it."
"I have a good stomach."
"But I can't digest it."
"... then just a few home-cooked dishes."
"Ok."
Yi Yiti watched Cecil's back as if nothing was happening, she breathed a little, and planned to take a moment to ask again, then she felt her cheeks pinched.
Tong Yishao raised his eyebrows slightly, rubbing his sister's red fluttering cheeks and humming softly, "Happy?"
"Hey." Yi Ti resolutely performed "big horse fart", "brother you are the best!"
"Pony fart." He reluctantly ticked his sister's nose.
"叽叽!"
At this moment, a stuffed dumpling fell on Yi Ti's head.
Rong Rong (Yes, it's here too!) Holding the orange that Cecil Said to him dragged his big tail and stood at the door, timidly looking at Yi Shao inside, seemingly considering whether to come in--although Da Gao It's in there, but the big and big guy who I didn't know just beat the big and tall guy just as if it looked terrible.
"What is this thing?" Yi Shao pointed at Liuliu.
"叽叽!"
The little guy screamed again, and seemed to be very dissatisfied with being called "this thing".
"I don't know, it was Cecil that hatched from the egg." Yi Ti grabbed Liuliu on her head and said, "Its name is Liuliu."
"He ... hatched?" Yi Shao's expression became quite delicate for a moment.
At the same time, Yi Ti's expression also became subtle. Obviously, she remembered a certain affair, but she really didn't know how to tell her brother.
"Brother, I want to lay eggs!"
"Brother, I will not have children but eggs!"
"Brother, this is my child." Holding the egg.
Uh ...
Nothing is right? !!
If this happened, maybe the angry brother would kill Cecil while cooking the eggs.
I said, or didn't say, this is a problem.
"What about that little guy?" Yi Shao asked again.
Ji Yiti temporarily set aside her thoughts for a while and replied, "It's called Rong Rong. It was originally a squirrel in the forest at the bottom of the valley. It also took us to find many herbs."
"Flannel, come here!"
Yi Yi Ti tempted it with a big apple.
The squirrel's eyes were bright, and it was clear that for it, a large apple with a sweet fragrance was more tempting than an orange in its arms.
"Come here." Yi Ti flipped her hand, and another big apple appeared in her hand, "I will give it to you when I come over."
So some food eater came over, because it was too anxious, the orange was dropped once along the way, it stepped on it, and it fell down with a click
"Oh!" Yi Ti laughed.
He looked at his brother again, his eyes filled with smiles.
That's it, Yi Ti held fluffy in one hand, and six or six in one hand, and took them all to his brother's arms;
Wu Yishao: "..." His feelings at this moment are really quite complicated-the nephew is not human at all! But then again, if his younger sister has a child in the future, he cannot be regarded as an orthodoxy.
When I thought that my sister was going to help other men to have children, Yi Shao's mood suddenly deteriorated again (he didn't know it was actually not a child but an egg!).
As an elder brother, as a half dad, this is how tangled!
After dying, Yi Ti lived in accordance with the plan, and bought some primary gene potions for his brother. For Yi Yi, who is already familiar with its formula and pharmacology, determined that it would not cause any damage to Yi Shao's body, but would be beneficial. But even so, she was still uneasy, so until now she dared not give it to him.
Even if it is a loved one, she can't poke aside while her brother is bathing, that's too embarrassing. Brother didn't want Cecil to accompany him, so she could only squat at the door and shouted after a while: "Brother, how are you?"
Fortunately, nothing happened in the end.
Unfortunately, my brother is not the same as her. There is no Mu Ling root at all, and she cannot cultivate the way she knows.
She was very frustrated with this, but Yi Shao was very open-minded and comforted her: "The cultivater is not Chinese cabbage. How could he just run into one?"
"But ..."
"One of the two of you has a 50% chance. What else do you want?"
"Okay." She was too greedy.
What Yi Shao didn't say is that from a long time ago, he knew that his family was a bit abnormal, which was manifested by women's more or less strange traits, and accidentally attracted strange guys, and men But most of them are very common, except for some special cases. At first he thought his sister was the exception. Now it seems that ... the bloodline is too strong, and no one can help it.
So he had already anticipated his situation.
Moreover, he doesn't care what practice or what to pay, as long as Xiao Ti feels happy, it is better than anything.
In her spare time, Yi Ti also reported her brother's events in one to one.
"This kid picks up leaks?"
"Yeah!" Yi Ti urged an alien to put his missing and winning things in front of his brother.
When Yi Yishao's eyes brightened, he bent over and grabbed the jadeite, saying, "This sculpture is very suitable for you."
Cecil nodded sympathetically.
Yi Yi Ti: "..." In fact, you are relatives!
Wu Yishao grabbed the emerald again: "This is a necklace for Xiaoti," pointing to the diamond, "set them all next to each other."
Yi Yi Ti: "..." You are truly loved!
"not bad."
Although Yi Shao did not seem to take this seriously in his mouth, in fact, he was still satisfied. How can he be raised by Xiao Ti as his brother-in-law? It now appears that as long as this guy has this characteristic, his sister can always live a life of plenty.
"Right." Yi Ti suddenly remembered, "Cecile, you not only bought toads in antique street at that time, what about other things?" In fact, she really didn't remember what Cecil bought, just remembered Pay the bill.
"It's all here." So, an alien dragged out a clanging sack.
Yi Yi Ti; "..." Well, after that they went up the mountain, and he didn't have a chance to clean up his pile of broken ... hehe, baby.
Cecil took things out of the bag and laid them on the table.
Yi Yishao looked at it with interest, turned his head and asked Yi Ti: "What is it?"
Yi Yi Ti: "..." How should she let her answer? Are all ground goods? TAT
I can't stop talking, and then Cecil's instinct is not covered. Since he really likes these things, can it be said that ...
Yi Tie thought that she thought of something, and she started to look at the table with a serious attitude, and then "squeaked" softly, and picked up a black bone that Cecil had bought back.
Look carefully now, this bone ...
She thought for a while, and when she turned her palm, something happened in her palm. Equally dark and equally hard ...
Yes, Yi Ti took out the "bone" that A garlic gave her, which is said to be "ancestral molar bone".
She picked up two bones and put them together so that the interface could really fit together. And at this moment, something even more incredible happened, and the two bones were so integrated into one, connected together.
情景 This scene made the other two look slightly surprised.
"Little Ti, can you touch it?"
"Should be okay." Yi Ti carefully handed the bones to her brother, blinking without blinking, for fear of problems.
Fortunately, it turned out that she was just worrying.
在 At this time, a noun recorded in the jade monument also appeared in her brain— "keel bone". With this characteristic, there was nothing else except "keel bone". The exercises recorded on the jade monument mentioned that once the foundation period has been reached, monks can begin to collect various materials to make their own "native spirits." In this regard, the records in the jade stele recommend several types of spiritual tools suitable for use by monks. Yi Ti also saw the names and introductions of the materials that made them, but because she was not interested in it and needed to make up for the foundation, she was left aside after reading it.
Not to mention, those things were rare at the time, and it is almost impossible to find them now. Now that she saw one of them, how could she not be surprised.
It's no wonder that the garlic's ancestors have been biting this bone from generation to generation. This is the keel of the sacred horoscope. It can be called a weird thing if the dog monster can bite it.
Just, in theory, there should be coercion on it, how could there be nothing? Then again, if the coercion really spreads, the ancestors of the Ajia family would not dare to bite it.
不管 But anyway, she was pretty sure it was a keel.
I really knew that Cecil had known it as soon as he shot it.
Yi Yi Ti stared at the table and suddenly felt the pressure ...
不会 This guy wouldn't ... sweep all the real things on the street stalls ...