Chapter 691: Fart tumbler
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I’ll Add Points To All Things
- Eternal Era
- 1935 characters
- 2021-01-30 10:05:28
When I came to the kindergarten, the yard was the parents going back and forth, the children’s laughter in the corridor, and... the cry of a little boy.
Crying?
Su Yang looked over the cry and saw a little fat man squatting in the corner of the corridor on the first floor crying quietly.
Su Yang was just about to walk over and ask what was going on. As a result, I saw Tang Xiaomi walking out of the classroom holding Sasha's hand.
The two little girls are about the same height, and they are both cute. When the two of them came to the little fat man, Tang Xiaomi gave the little fat man a piece of candy, and then said like a little adult, "Don't cry. Sasha didn't mean it. And the main responsibility for your affairs lies with you. Can't blame her. Come, give you candy, this matter is over."
The little fat man looked up at both of them, then wiped his nose with his arm, and took the candy, "Thank you." He really stopped crying.
Su Yang wanted to laugh for a while, and the children were so coaxing.
He watched the three chatting for a while, and when they finished talking, Su Yang called out, "Xiaomi."
Tang Xiaomi heard Su Yang's voice and turned around in surprise. The moment she saw Su Yang, her eyes lit up, and those bright eyes were almost like the eyes of a deer, like stars burning.
She smiled sweetly, revealing two cute little pears at the corners of her mouth, let go of Sasha's hand, and then rushed over and threw herself into Su Yang's arms, "Su Yang! Why are you here!"
Su Yang smiled and hugged her, and then said, "Yeah. I'm here. Your mom is working overtime today. So I'm here to pick you up."
When Tang Xiaomi heard it, she smiled, "Hey. Why doesn't Mommy work a few more days."
Su Yang knocked her on the head, "How can I say that to my mommy."
Tang Xiaomi covered her head and smiled embarrassedly.
From Tang Xiaomi’s actions after the meeting, Su Yang found that Tang Xiaomi probably really missed herself.
Su Yang was happy, which at least showed that he was not alone in being affectionate and didn't hurt this little guy in vain.
But when I saw Tang Xiaomi this time, Su Yang found that Tang Xiaomi seemed to be a little older.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s been too long. Su Yang feels that Tang Xiaomi seems to be heavier and taller, and gradually looks a little girlish.
But think about it, Tang Xiaomi is now seven or eight years old after all, and gradually is an older child.
Children always grow up inadvertently.
So Su Yang put down Tang Xiaomi, touched her head, then took her hand and said, "Let's go. Let's talk to your teacher and take you home."
I met the teacher with Tang Xiaomi, and the teacher questioned them in detail. Even after Tang Xiaomi repeatedly stated that Su Yang is his cousin, he still called Tang Jing and confirmed the information before letting Su Yang pick him up. .
Leading Tang Xiaomi out of the classroom, Su Yang found that Sasha and the little fat man were still squatting there.
However, the little fat man didn't cry anymore, and chatted with Sasha without a word, and it seemed that the two were reconciled.
When the two little guys stay together, they actually feel pretty good.
Hmm...Sa Sa is also a little fat baby.
Su Yang and Tang Xiaomi went to say hello to Sha Sha and Little Fatty, and then left the kindergarten.
When they got into the car, the two sat in the back row, Su Yang asked Tang Xiaomi, "Why is that little boy crying?"
When it came to this topic, Tang Xiaomi couldn't hold back, covering her mouth in the back seat of the car, laughing exaggeratedly, and then she didn't say anything.
Later, after repeated questioning by Su Yang, Tang Xiaomi told the whole story.
It turns out that the little fat man is friends with Tang Xiaomi and Sasha. Then, he may have eaten too fast for lunch today, choking on the wind, and feel a little uncomfortable in the afternoon.
Later, during class in the afternoon, he wanted to fart...
But he felt that the fart sound would be loud, and didn't want to attract everyone's attention, so he used his to move the chair secretly to make a sound and cover up the fart sound.
At this moment, Sasha, who was sitting next to him, saw it and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"
Sasha actually asked in a very small voice, but maybe because the little fat man was too guilty, and as a result, he was nervous and even fell with a chair. What is more embarrassing is that he fell too loudly and everyone couldn't help but look at it. At this time... . His fart went out...
So this little fat man became hot in the class.
The children in the class thought that this little fat man put himself down by farting, so he made all kinds of jokes and gave him nicknames, such as "Assman", "Asshole", "Assassin", etc. ...
The little fat man cried out of anger, and blamed it on Sasha, and ignored her all afternoon.
Su Yang was speechless for a long time after listening.
The child's world is... there is nothing strange.
Anything weird can happen.
But he thought about the scene of the little fat man falling down and farting, feeling funny inexplicably, and almost laughed out loud.
Tumbler... this kind of nickname can be played.
But...really appropriate.
But this kind of thing is funny, Su Yang thinks that the little fat man's psychological shadow is definitely not small, I hope this matter will not bother him for a long time. Amitabha, Daozu bless you.
Back home, Su Yang called Tang Jing and asked when she would go home. Tang Jing didn't answer the phone, and replied by WeChat, saying that he was already in a meeting and was expected to be back at 8 o'clock.
Su Yang took a look at the time, and it was still early to get off work, so he took Tang Xiaomi to the virtual space to play.
As soon as he entered the virtual space, Tang Xiaomi was happy and ignored Su Yang, so he went everywhere and played.
The child is full of energy, holding the small sword girl in the yard, riding Xiao Ha, and running around the yard. The little demon beans who were chasing ran around and smashed Fatty into the swimming pool.
Seeing Tang Xiaomi helping her out, Su Yang was really cool in the Hanging Garden on the third floor. Xiao Di, who was sitting next to him, looked at Tang Xiaomi with a smile, and then said to Su Yang, "Master, there is such a My sister is so happy."
Su Yang nodded, "Yes."
Pleasant time is always short. At 7:30, Su Yang took the reluctant Tang Xiaomi out of the virtual space.
The little guy Tang Xiaomi looked at the little monsters who were waving goodbye to her, and he was almost crying, obviously wanting to continue playing.
However, Su Yang didn't want to take up the position of a verbal contract anymore, so he took Tang Xiaomi back to the villa before Tang Jing returned.
Tang Xiaomi, who returned to the villa, was playing a little temper, her cheeks bulged into a bun, and her mouth was pouting, walking around in front of Su Yang, constantly circled.
What's even more pitiful is that Tang Jing seems to be working overtime. She clearly said that she was back at 8 o'clock, but she didn't get home until 11 o'clock. Tang Xiaomi was tired from going around and fell asleep on Su Yang after a while.
However, Su Yang suspected that she might have stunned herself. Believe it or not, you can pass out even if you go around hundreds of times.
When Tang Jing returned, Su Yang had already carried Tang Xiaomi to the bed, covered it with the quilt, and waited in the living room alone.
Tang Jing didn't see the lights of the villa, opened the door gently, took off her high heels, carried it, and tiptoed inward. She stepped on the marble floor with her feet in black stockings, barely making a sound.
But although she didn't make a sound, it didn't mean that Su Yang couldn't see her. Su Yang is not blind.
So Su Yang coughed, "Ahem, sister Jing is back."
Tang Jing was startled, and then looked in the direction of the sound. She discerned it carefully before she could see that Su Yang was sitting in the living room playing with her cell phone. It's just that Su Yang adjusted the brightness of the screen very low, so she didn't see it the first time she came in from outside.
Seeing Su Yang, Tang Jing put down her shoes in embarrassment, then changed a pair of slippers, and walked over, "You haven't slept yet?"
Su Yang nodded, "No way. A certain elder sister said that she was back at 8 o'clock, and I waited until the third 8 o'clock, how dare I go to bed."
Tang Jing said embarrassedly, "I didn't expect the meeting to last so long. It's 8 o'clock after the meeting, and it will be delayed if I rush back from Hangzhou. Fortunately, there is a high-speed rail, or I might live in today. Hangzhou."
Su Yang asked, "Is there a lot of content in the meeting? What did you talk about?"
Tang Jing opened her small bag, then took out a small notebook and handed it to Su Yang.
Su Yang turned on the light and listened to Tang Jing's explanation while looking at the notes, "Today's meeting is mainly to talk about the recent development of Juduo. I am listening as an investor."
"Juduodu has developed very fast recently. Huang is a very courageous person. He attracted many merchants to the app in the early stage, and then started large-scale advertising, thanks to Huang Zheng’s proposal of attracting people to attract people. Therefore, the customer acquisition cost of Juduoduo is very low. In just two months, DAU (daily active users) reached 500,000."
"But no matter how low the cost is, there is a cost, so after attracting so many users, the money raised from us before Juduo is not enough, and I plan to start the A round of financing now."
Su Yang's eyes lit up and asked, "How much does he plan to raise?"
Tang Jing opened the second page of the notebook for Su Yang, pointed to the first line of data and said, "8 billion U.S. dollars."
Su Yang converted his head, "56 million yuan?"
Tang Jing nodded, "Yes."
Su Yang asked, "How many shares is he willing to give?"
Tang Jing, "7.7%. The external valuation is more than 700 million."
Su Yang calculated it: the current 7.7%, in five years, the market value will be around 15 billion.
Su Yang asked ~EbookFREE.me~ Would anyone like to match this price? "
Tang Jing nodded seriously, "Yes. Gaorong Capital."
Su Yang shook.
Su Yang, who has a certain understanding of the domestic capital market, knows the weight of this name.
Gaorong Capital, the top 10 venture capital company in China, has participated in the management of USD funds and RMB funds totaling more than RMB 10 billion. Many well-known companies are ranked behind it, such as SoftBank China, Baidu Ventures, DCM and so on.
The companies that Gaorong Capital has invested in are not simple, such as Xiaomi, Tudou, 91 Assistant and so on.
So it is not easy to grab food from their mouths.
And then Tang Jing said, "And... I asked Huang Zheng privately about what he meant. He said frankly that he is more inclined to look for foreign capital."
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