Chapter 22: Is the fish salted today?

The brother Jiannan mentioned by Fang Shubai, whose real name is Cui Jiannan, is a middle-aged actor who has played many classic roles.
He has won the best actor award with gold content in the country. It is well maintained, looks tall and handsome, and has a sense of maturity that young boys do not have.
Mature and stable. Cui Jiannan followed Fang Shubai and planned to greet Fang Shubai’s senior sister. He originally had a smile on his face, but after hearing the dialogue between Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu, his smile instantly collapsed. Lost.
It became a deep panic.
He still quite likes juniors, and Fang Shubai is not in a competitive relationship with the young ones, so the two can be said to meet each other very much.
To be precise, Fang Shubai is actually quite enthusiastic with everyone, and he is very persistent in asking where everyone is from.
At that time, Cui Jiannan didn't think much.
Until I heard this young man I really like, let the pretty girl eat him, a Sichuanese.
? ? ?
Cui Jiannan is not very keen on surfing the Internet, and has no idea that this is a sham, he is already frightened.
It is said that a comfortable and leisurely rural health life, why has this all risen to cannibalism!
Cui Jiannan almost called on the spot to find an agent who hadn't gone far, and urgently stayed away from this terrible program group.
The program group was actually dumbfounded and confused by the dialogue between Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu.
You Qiuqiu was not surprised to see Fang Shubai, an acquaintance. She just realized it. No wonder Fang Shubai asked her if she had any schedule the day before. He knew she was coming to the show.
She earnestly said, "As everyone knows, Cantonese don't eat spicy food very much, not to mention the spicy food of Sichuanese. They all choose bt spicy when they eat hot pot, do you want the senior sister to die?"
"So it's better for Fujianese."
Fang Shubai, "..."
When Fang Shubai started to feel Fang again, You Qiuqiu went to greet the shocked Cui Jiannan.
Obediently.
"Hello, Teacher Cui."
She still knew Cui Jiannan, and her parents liked his play very much.
Cui Jiannan also greeted You Qiuqiu. After You Qiuqiu explained that cannibalism is just a stalk and a joke, Cui Jiannan finally took a sigh of relief.
He is too south (difficult).
He just said how can such a clean and beautiful girl eat people.
However, after this opening, the atmosphere of the show became harmonious in an instant, and the distance between people was drawn.
Cui Jiannan had no pretensions at all, so that You Qiuqiu didn't need to call him his teacher. Just like Fang Shubai, he could directly call him Cui Ge. You Qiuqiu did not decline, and Cui Ge directly called.
...
Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu are still very happy to appear in a variety show again.
He can be said to have met Yu Qiqiu very happily, and the two people also connected privately after paying attention to each other.
When Fang Shubai felt that You Qiuqiu played very well in "Hello Actor", he was brought into the situation directly, otherwise he could not act so well. After the show was broadcast, Fang Shubai was only Found that I was completely brought into extraordinary play.
Fang Shu's mind is full of 666, the senior sister is awesome!
After a hot search, although he greeted a lot of kind greetings from the kidneys, Fang Shubai wouldn't be cheap and good, he still earned a lot of attention.
Fang Shubai was holding You Qiuqiu as a lucky star.
Putting these two together today is because the show team considers that two people stand together, which is very funny. No, it has already started to play fun when they first came. The show team is happy to see it.
"We are going to join the others now."
Cui Jiannan interrupted the communication between the two juniors and went to the topic.
"Leisure Time" invited a total of six guests. Three of them were removed from Cui Jiannan, Yuqiu, Fang Shubai, and the other three. You Qiuqiu already knew who the other three were from Fang Shubai, who was talking about. .
One is a married male singer named Tao Anjie, who is good at love songs and high notes, and has a good relationship with his wife.
There is also a mother-born actress, Ma Juan, who has acted in a lot of sketches, and is now basically retired, and can run some variety shows.
Finally, Shi Jing, a third-line artist, often shows up in major TV dramas, mostly acting as supporting roles.
She is the only one who hasn't arrived yet, it's too late for the ball.
Cui Jiannan and Fang Shubai came to catch You Qiu in the crew car. They thought they were also taking the crew car when they went back this time.
However, the director gave a mysterious smile, stopped Cui Jiannan who wanted to get on the car, and gave the first challenge.
"I'm sorry everyone, now the filming has officially started. If you want to go back to where you live, you have to rely on you."
Cui Jiannan was dumbfounded.
"How can you rely on yourself?"
Director, "Walk, run, or take a ride by yourself, whatever you want."
At the end, don't forget to add a hypocritical sentence, "Come on." The tone is unabashedly gloating.
Three people, "..."
Fang Shubai let out a painful cry, "Oh my god, it's so far away, if you go, at least one hour?!"
The purpose of the show "Leisure Time" is to let everyone go to the countryside, away from the hustle and bustle, and be self-sufficient. It can be regarded as a slow variety show.
What the program group wants to do is true, and it's really inappropriate to rely on the program group's car to travel or something.
Seeing that the show team was not joking, Cui Jiannan chose to accept the reality and asked Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu with a wry smile.
"Do you have any ideas?"
Yu Qiuqiu was silent.
She heard the journey of an hour, and glanced at the path that was completely invisible, and the sun shining above her head, she had no idea.
Just... can you just let it go and just lie down here?
Lie flat, of course, you can’t lie flat, but everyone feels too sad when it’s really walking, and in the end they unanimously decided to try to get a ride.
They stood on the road for a full twenty minutes, and their legs were soft and no one passed by. They were also bicycles passing by, which lifted up dust and ate ashes.
"..."
It can be said that the selection of the program group is particularly biased.
In the end, they chose to take the initiative to attack. They were really lucky. Cui Jiannan remembered that there was a family on the way over, and walked along the memory for a while.
They were really found after five minutes. The husband of this family was not there, only the woman holding the child. The woman was very vigilant. You Qiuqiu licked her slightly dry lower lip and asked Cui Jiannan embarrassedly.
"Brother Cui, do you mind giving up for us?"
Brother Cui:?
Although I don't understand, I still say don't mind.
So You Qiuqiu pushed Cui Jiannan out.
Facts have proved that women like handsome guys. After seeing Cui Jiannan, women let go, and even asked Yu Qiuqiu to take pictures with them.
"I have a tricycle in my house. I don't use it now. If you don't mind, lend it to you first, but you must remember to return it."
The three men entered empty-handed, pushing out a tricycle that was not new.
In fact, they also wanted to give some money, but the chicken thieves, such as the program group, have asked them to hand in all their mobile phone money and keep them temporarily.
Cui Jiannan was still a little embarrassed, and his face was a bit hot. As a middle-aged actor specializing in acting, he was "forced" to betray his beauty for the first time.
The program team also recorded this paragraph silently, very good, it's already a gimmick
shock! The actor betrayed Hue for a tricycle?
...
Cui Jiannan was silently embarrassed here, but Fang Shubai was eager to try.
"Senior sister, why didn't you push me out just now."
He thinks he is also very handsome. He is a male idol who eats on his face!
You Qiuqiu looked at him, "You?"
Just a word, a word with questions, it seems to have a thousand words.
Fang Shubai's self-confidence was broken, what's the matter, isn't he handsome!
You Qiuqiu looked at the opponent's hair, "Your hair is like a traffic light."
The last time I saw Fang Shu's white was still golden, this time it was red, and another green was collected, and that would be a good traffic light.
You Qiuqiu felt that Fang Shubai was pushed out. The older sister just wanted her to dye her hair black.
She will not eat the Fang Shubai style.
I have to say that You Qiuqiu is the truth.
Xiao Fang was a little sad, but he didn't give him too much time to be sad. Just waiting for a ride on the side of the road and borrowing three rounds, it took a lot of time. They had to rush back to the meeting place for lunch.
Here comes the problem.
Cui Jiannan hesitated a little, "This thing...how to fix it."
Okay, as soon as I said this, I knew he wouldn't.
But after Yu Qiuqiu observed for a while, he waved his small hand, "You two get in the car, I will try."
...
Cui Jiannan didn't think so much. He felt that a big man needed a little girl to carry it, which was very shameful.
Fang Shubai didn't think too much.
He is not only because of face issues, he is mainly afraid of Yuqiu ball rollover.
Although he still respects the senior sister very much, but always feel that the senior sister is not reliable Yazi, this rollover, that is a true rollover, will be life-threatening.
But no matter what, it was clearly arranged by Yuqiuqiu.
The two sat tremblingly behind the tricycle. The tricycle was still open in the open air. You Qiuqiu actually thought it was quite foreign. If it were a sports car, it would be worth the money.
You Qiuqiu was thankful that he was wearing trousers and overalls today, which looked very crisp and neat. If it were skirts, it would be a little troublesome.
She got on a tricycle.
The program team also had doubts about the fact that You Qiuqiu would ride a tricycle, but the plot is very interesting anyway.
The rollover scene that everyone thought did not appear. After Yu Qiuqiu got into the car, he had already stepped on it after having his feet on the interview twice. He controlled the handlebars with his hands and maintained a sense of direction, and the tricycle started to move.
You Qiuqiu used to ride bicycles. When he went to school, he was also the of bicycles. He carried the handlebars. Recently, he practiced the spacewalking machine all day in the gym. It looks a lot like a bicycle, so the tricycle really kicks up. It's not difficult.
In the sun, the slender and straight legs are shiny, so two beautiful legs
It's a pity not to pedal three rounds.
You Qiuqiu didn't waste these two slender beautiful legs. He tweeted three-wheeled pedaling with great effort and joy. She seemed to have discovered a new toy. It was a feeling of opening up a new world.
The breeze blew across the cheeks, the small town, to be precise, the countryside of the small town, the air was fresh and clean, and Yu Qiuqiu could even smell the mixed smell of grass and flowers.
Not to mention, the speed of the tricycle is quite fast. Everyone in the program crew did not expect that You Qiuqiu would be so unobstructed to get started, and they were stunned for a while.
The cameraman did not respond.
Suddenly one of the cameramen yelled, "Quickly chase, they are all far away!"
Everyone just woke up like a dream.
The dozens of people were chasing after the tricycle, one by one running out of breath, but just about to catch up, they saw the fast tricycle turning around again.
Riding in their direction.
Program group:? ? ?
You Qiu's ball went backwards.
She had never been to the gathering place at all. Just now she was riding a few horses by instinct. Fang Shubai was completely useless, she kept blowing rainbow farts there.
In the end, Cui Jiannan spoke weakly and raised objections, and Yu Qiuqiu turned the three rounds again.
...
The program team kept up with the rhythm of Yuqiu. They got into the car, and they drove the car slowly while patting the three-wheeled Yuqiu.
You Qiuqiu: Are you doing personnel matters?
She cleared her throat while riding the small three-wheeler and started singing, cheering for herself.
"Ride on my beloved... small three-wheeler, it will never block the ce~"
The director was silent, and the camera's hand holding the camera shook. Fang Shubai couldn't bear it anymore.
"Senior sister, why are you out of tune when you sing?"
Fang Shubai was tactful enough.
To be precise, You Qiuqiu's singing is not out of tune, she is not in tune at all.
You Qiuqiu:?
When she heard these words, she stopped still pedaling, she turned her head and pointed to Fang Shubai.
"You come."
If you don't work, just sit in the back, and even dislike her singing badly?
Is it plausible?
You Qiuqiu's excitement of riding a bike at the beginning has passed, and the weight of the two big men is still considerable. Under the big sun, Yu Qiuqiu's physical strength is zero.
Fang Shubai was assigned the driver's seat from the VIP seat of the tricycle because of his quick mouth.
"..."
However, he is not like Cui Jiannan. He has never ridden a bicycle and has no foundation. Apart from being a little embarrassed at first, he quickly mastered the key.
In the end, Fang Shubai drove everyone back for the whole journey. It took an hour to walk. Three rounds of pedaling were directly reduced by half. Cui Jiannan kept saying embarrassed that he didn’t help a bit, but both Yu Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai Did not take it to heart.
Cui Jiannan just won't, and he is still a senior, and the two juniors can't let seniors carry them.
...
The gathering place is actually an ordinary farmer's house. The program team has bought a relatively open farm house in advance and has carried out renovations.
There are large yards, bluestone slabs, and concrete floors. Although it is not as luxurious as a city villa, there are mountains and waters next to it, making it very quiet.
You Qiuqiu was introduced by Cui Jiannan to singer Tao Anjie and his mother's sketch artist Ma Juan.
Ma Juan was the same as You Qiuqiu watched on many evening shows. He smiled kindly and kindly. When You Qiuqiu scored, Tao Anjie was chopping wood and looked very easy to get along with.
Fang Shubai seemed to be familiar with them, and he didn't admit that he was born. When Ma Juan handed him a towel and asked him to wipe off his sweat, with a little babbling about how he made himself like this, Qiguai Baguai, and finally turned to Yuqiuqiu to sing badly.
Yu Qiuqiu, who was very comfortable on the bench:? ? ?
She didn't sing badly.
You Qiuqiu explained,
I won the first prize in a singing competition when I was in school.
He said solemnly.
Mainly because she was telling the truth.
Fang Shubai is now bolder, he may be floating, pinching his waist and laughing, unable to breathe, finally asked Cui Jiannan.
"Brother Jiannan, what do you think of senior sister singing?"
Facing You Qiuqiu's gaze, Cui Jiannan smiled awkwardly and turned his face to the side, not planning to join the group chat, "I'm going to chop firewood."
Program group: Actor, are your acting skills used at this time?
Tao Anjie patted Fang Shubai on the shoulder, "How can you say that."
He turned to Yuqiu.
"His kid is deliberately exaggerating, Qiuqiu sings, I listen to it, I am professional, leave him alone."
Tao Anjie is a professional singer and has been a tutor for singer selection programs in the past two years.
He heard You Qiuqiu's voice is very sweet, it is good for the little girl's family to have this voice, even if it is out of tune, where can it go.
Tao Anjie felt that Fang Shubai was a little too much, so that it would be impossible to get a wife out of a girl.
You Qiuqiu stood up from his chair, "Do you really want to sing?"
She felt a little too important after being taken out.
But everyone was staring at her, especially Tao Anjie, who was speaking for her, looking at her expectantly, so You Qiuqiu cleared his throat, opened his mouth, and took the posture of going to school and performing arts.
Accompanied by the breeze, young girls with outstanding looks sang.
I haven’t seen the rest of the camera singing Yu Qiuqiu:?
Ma Juan:?
Tao Anjie's original smile of encouragement was cracked.
He was almost sent away on the spot.
I thought it was a non-professional comment. He had commented on others singing many times before, but this time it was life-threatening.
The little girl’s singing is so unexpected, there is no tune at all.
What a death singer is this!
The director covered his ears, his face flushed, but he kept nodding, "Good material, good material."
...
Everyone spread out tacitly, what to do and do whatever they don’t know.
At this time, Fang Shubai began to reflect on whether he was too much, and comforted You Qiuqiu, "It doesn't matter, senior sister, you are an actor, you will not be unemployed."
Although he does not know why Yu Qiuqiu has such good conditions, he is worried about unemployment.
And Yu Qiuqiu was indeed comforted.
Yes, she is not a singer. Mr. Sheng will not fire her because she sings badly.
And Mr. Sheng should have heard her singing and didn't say anything.
The five guests have arrived. The program team has filmed some material, and another female guest, Shi Jing, arrived at night.
Cameras were everywhere, but there were still places where the cameras would not be installed. Fang Shubai hesitated for a while before Shi Jing was about to come, but still grabbed Yu Qiuqiu.
"Senior sister, please pay attention to Shi Jing. She is a very uncomfortable person. I think she will target us."
Shi Jing is notoriously creative and irritable. She hangs on Weibo all the year with amateurs, chats with amateurs and greets her family with organs. She has a very bad temper and has no friends in the circle. The media said she It's hard to do, the interview doesn't cooperate.
But variety shows still like Shi Jing.
Everyone and He Meimei are in peace. It's good for the guests. There are no strange colleagues, but for variety shows that require ratings, it is not very unpleasant.
Shi Jingzuo and irritable, people who hate her hate to death, those who like her say that she is true temperament, her character is easy to mess with the show, so she is regarded as a permanent resident of variety shows.
Yu Qiuqiu blinked, but didn't react much.
Shi Jing came very late. She was wearing a leather jacket and big red lips. In fact, she looked a little dull, but because of her eyes and dress, she didn't seem to be annoying.
Shi Jing didn't target Fang Shubai, she targeted You Qiuqiu.
...
Shi Jing started to find faults that night.
Everyone lives in a farmhouse at night. Men and women are separated, and then Datongpu, Youqiuqiu, Shi Jing, and Ma Juan will live in the same room. The place is quite big, but they are all connected together.
Ma Juan moved to the middle position first, and Yu Qiuqiu felt that the left and right sides were the same, so he put the changed quilt on the side closest to him.
Then Shi Jing spoke.
"I want to be there."
She didn't open her mouth early, and she didn't open her mouth late, but chose Yu Qiuqiu to put everything down.
And it's not a negotiating tone.
If this is changed to an individual, it may be exploded directly, and at the very least, I have to reason with her.
Shi Jing hugged her arms in both hands, like a rooster with her head high, waiting for Yu Qiuqiu to refuse, and then she fought back.
Then I heard that Yu Qiuqiu didn't have much emotion, "Oh."
Yu Qiuqiu hugged the lowered bed sheet again, turned to the other side, laid it on and put it on.
She didn't have much opinion on where she slept, anyway, it was the same, and there was nothing to rely on.
Since Shi Jing likes there, let her sleep over there without harming her interests.
Instead, Shi Jing was directly overwhelmed.
Isn't it... Is the other party's coquettish face so white?
this one? ? ?
You Qiuqiu couldn't cooperate any more. Shi Jing was unfavorable. When she wanted to do something more, she saw that You Qiuqiu was asleep holding the quilt.
She put her two white arms outside, put them on the quilt, and pulled the quilt to her front as if she was hugging a big baby.
He slept soundly, with a quiet smile on his pretty face.
You Qiuqiu is really tired. Not only is she tired, but her legs are still aching. She has been riding a tricycle for a long time, so basically it can be said that she can sleep in seconds when she touches the pillow.
In the dream, Yu Qiuqiu dreamed of being in the gym, and the personal coach told her not to be lazy. He said that she was lazy and took pictures and uploaded them to Weibo for fans to see.
Yu Qiuqiu in his dream:? ? ?
Shi Jing is about to shut down.
This kind of fist on cotton feels the weakest.
Standing aside staring at You Qiuqiu who was asleep for a while, Shi Jing had nothing to do. At the urging of Ma Juan, she hung up towels and clothes for the camera and fell asleep.
Nothing happened overnight, and You Qiuqiu had a nightmare of cycling in the gym.
When Yu Qiuqiu woke up, dragging his sour legs, his eyes were blank, and he felt really terrible.
...
Everyone gathered together and said hello. After breakfast, the program team sent out task cards.
Since breakfast today, the program group will no longer provide any food. Guests who want to eat must rely on their hands to get it.
"Then what if you can't get anything?"
Tao Anjie frowned.
The director is cruel, "Then you can only be hungry."
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