Chapter 32: Is the fish salted today?
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I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry
- 大哥喝冰阔落
- 3766 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:39:31
At the very beginning, neither the "monster brother" in front of him or the director of the program group who was monitoring everything had no idea what they were about to face.
The director of the program group saw that the situation was moving towards the place he expected, and he lifted the water glass with satisfaction.
At this level, I have seen crying, seen crazy and destructive, and seen sitting motionless directly on the ground.
You Qiuqiu was the first one to sing to the "ghost".
The director of the program group gave an evaluation in his mind: it's fun.
Feel softhearted if you sing the song "Ghost"?
In order to render the whole horror atmosphere, the space where You Qiuqiu is located is very dark, with only a variety of weird green or red lights that emit weak light, but even this way, Youqiuqiu is still beautiful.
She wore a white sportswear today, her thick, black hair was scattered casually, agile and pure, which could easily arouse others' desire for protection.
"Big Brother Monster" didn't take Li Yu Qiuqiu, Yu Qiuqiu said to himself over there.
"Why don't you sing something cheerful, how about you?"
After she finished speaking, she nodded herself, believing that she had agreed with her point of view, she cleared her throat and gave a full-hearted report.
""The Heroic Song"."
Then, without giving everyone a little time to buffer, the singing began--
"The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky can be seen in the Big Dipper."
"Hehe, go to the Big Dipper, a bowl of wine at the turn of life."
You Qiuqiu not only sings, but also added late repetition to himself, which can be said to be very hard.
But maybe this hard work is not a good thing for others.
"puff--"
The director of the program group who was monitoring her had just drank a sip of water, and suddenly heard the tragic singing, he spouted a mouthful of water.
"God, come on, turn off the sound for me!"
No, it's good to be happy, where is "Heroic Song".
The director of the show felt that he really underestimated the female artist You Qiuqiu.
He originally thought she wanted to be cute and sing to make the "ghost" feel soft, but he did not expect that she was planning to scare the "ghost"!
Who would have thought that such a beautiful little girl would sing a song to make people want to die in battle?
The director team can temporarily shut down the microphone, but the poor "monster brother" can't help it. What's worse is that he faces Yuqiu's sonic attack with the highest intensity.
At the beginning, he planned to appreciate the singing of the strange and beautiful female artist in front of him.
Now, he is autistic, "..."
You Qiuqiu continued, "If you say go, let's go, if you have me, you have all of them!"
"Big Brother Monster" trembled and was covered by all kinds of terrible props. His tall and terrifying shell made him feel pitiful and helpless. He turned around, slowly opened a door, and gave Yu a ball The ball made one.
you go.
Gesture.
Go ahead, don't come back if you leave.
...
If Yu Qiuqiu can get out of the horror house smoothly, it will be a primary challenge.
You Qiuqiu actually sang suddenly or something. She was really scared and wanted to be courageous. Besides, thinking of netizens' comments on her "death singer", she just gave it a try. She already knew she sang badly.
But it was hard to hear that "Big Brother Monster" gave way to himself, which was still beyond Yu Qiuqiu's expectations.
Throwing aside the bleakness in his heart, Yu Qiqiu looked at the open door, where normal sunlight came in.
Finished?
But Yu Qiuqiu didn't go out immediately, because she thought that even if she went out, she would complete the primary challenge. The program group seemed to let them find a key here.
So You Qiuqiu stopped singing and said, "Give me the key first."
Talk about the conditions.
"Big Brother Monster" shook his head very principled.
not that simple.
It is already an exception that he can release her, and he still wants the key?
That's too much.
You Qiuqiu admires the principled "Big Monster Monster". She didn't mess around, but continued to speak out, "When the road sees uneventfulness, let's scream, let's do it!"
Before the last "ah" was finished, Brother Monster made a gesture of surrender.
He tremblingly took out a key from the weed-like prop hair and handed it to Yuqiuqiu.
You Qiuqiu got the key, get the key.
She felt that the show crew was really a bit of a dog, and she actually thought of putting the key on the head of "Big Brother Monster". She was so frightened that she was so frightened, who could even think of touching the key on his head.
Yu Qiuqiu didn't leave after getting the key, and asked the monster in front of him, "Did you see my companion?"
"It's Brother Lan Xuan."
The key was also obtained, and the level was cleared. You Qiuqiu still remembers that Lan Xuan could not find it.
I don't know where Brother Lan Xuan went.
This time, "Big Brother Monster" didn't talk about principles with Yu Qiuqiu anymore, playing rebelliousness, he honestly pointed a direction.
Lan Xuan was frightened by the previous staff member. The thief who ran quickly came and looked at each other with affectionate face to face with "Big Brother Monster", and ran to the other way.
After You Qiuqiu sang "The Heroine Song", she felt masculine all over her body, and she was not as suffocated as she was just now. She thanked the other party and went down the road to find Lan Xuan. .
...
When You Qiuqiu found Lan Xuan, the brawny man squatted in a corner, covering his head with his jacket, shivering there.
You Qiuqiu, "Brother?"
What kind of strange shape is this? Is it in the cos ostrich? When faced with danger, he plunged his head into the soil?
After Lan Xuan saw You Qiuqiu, it was like seeing the organization.
"Qiuqiu, don't be afraid, brother is here, brother protect you."
"Just squat here with me. It's safe here. It's terrifying outside. I just saw a thief scary."
"Furthermore, this time the program group is too unscrupulous, actually playing sound attack, did you hear the magic sound just now, just...you die and I die." Even the lyrics are so frantic.
Yuqiu was expressionless and corrected, "...No, you have and I have everything."
Lan Xuan:? ? ?
"Ball ball, poor baby, have you encountered a sound attack ghost?" It was really a miserable goal.
You Qiuqiu paused for two seconds and sang to Lan Xuan, "Wow the big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper!"
Lan Xuan:...
He was wrong.
...
Lan Xuan was dragged out of the horror room by Yu Qiuqiu, because he had been squatting there ever since he saw Yu Qiuqiu, and Yu Qiuqiu asked him to stand up, and he smiled bitterly.
"Just... the legs are soft... I can't stand up."
In the end, Yu Qiuqiu dragged the man out of the horror room.
Lan Xuan felt that he had no face to meet people, everyone else was a hero to save the beauty, and his side was a beauty to save the hero.
The monster with weak legs that scared Lan Xuan looked like they hadn't seen them. Before leaving, Yu Qiuqiu thought about it and greeted him politely.
"Goodbye."
Brother Monster actually said, it was a normal youth voice, "See you again."
With his back to Yuqiu, facing the wall, he shut himself down in silence.
He will never see Yu Qiuqiu again in his life.
The photos of the two people have been waiting outside the horror room. They didn't know what happened inside, so they saw two people walking out of it.
Lan Xuan wiped his tears with his hand, "It's terrible inside."
The hunk wept.
Yu Qiuqiu nodded and reconsidered, "It's terrible."
The cameraman used the lens to faithfully record the reactions of the two people. Although the two of them were actually a little earlier than imagined, the reaction was still real.
The director of the program group who watched the whole process: ...real ass!
It doesn't matter if Lan Xuan can say something terrible. After all, he was really frightened and terribly scared, but why could Yu Qiuqiu say the word of fear.
Shouldn't it be the staff in the horror house who are afraid?
The staff of the horror room couldn't help but started to complain to the director team after sending away Yu Qiu ball.
"Can I resign?"
"The female artist who sang just now almost made me a ghost."
He is simply too difficult.
Originally thought that doing this business would at best listen to others screaming in fright, and if he were not rational, he might beat him, but he did not expect that he would have to endure mental torture.
...
You Qiuqiu and Lan Xuan completed the horror house challenge at a super fast speed, and the others discovered that after coming out of the horror house, Lan Xuan went from "Don't be afraid of the ball, brother cover you" to "the ball, you cover me" ".
Even Cui Jiannan couldn't stand it anymore.
"No, Lan Xuan, are you embarrassed to let a little girl cover you."
Lan Xuan retorted loudly, "You don't understand!" He looked like everyone was drunk and alone.
At the beginning, he also thought that Yuqiuqiu was a weak girl, but in the horror room, he saw the power of Yuqiuqiu.
She is the strongest king.
Lan Xuan also brought ice coke to You Qiuqiu, "Ball ball, drink it."
After Yu Qiuqiu rescued him from the horror room, Lan Xuan looked at her with the eyes of his younger brother watching her. He found a sense of security in Yu Qiuqiu.
Yu Qiuqiu shook his head painfully, "Can't drink."
To lose weight.
Although in such a hot big noon, it is so happy to be able to drink a glass of bubbling ice cola.
But she dare not.
Lan Xuan quickly learned why You Qiuqiu didn't drink it. Her expression clearly wanted to drink.
"No sugar, no fat." It's different from ordinary Coke.
After You Qiuqiu listened to Lan Xuan's explanation, she was successfully persuaded.
You Qiuqiu, "Ice is added to it. As we all know, it expands with heat and shrinks with cold. The sugar-free and fat-free cola with ice will not gain weight, does it?"
Lan Xuan, "Hmm!"
The photographer had fun all the way.
Damn, what kind of logical genius is this? Since childhood, I learned physics, and the rest is given to the physics teacher. I didn't expect to use it here, right?
Thermal expansion and contraction, which physics teacher teaches people this way?
The most terrible thing is that he was successfully persuaded.
Yu Qiuqiu persuaded himself, so he didn't control himself anymore, holding ice-cola, he started drinking.
As long as she drinks fast, fat can't catch up with her!
The bubbling ice-cola is cool, like a popping candy that was secretly bought with his parents when he was a child.
You Qiuqiu hasn't dared to drink these drinks for a long time since he gained weight by eating and broadcasting. Suddenly, he received a bottle and flew up coolly!
And the truth in the world is that she still wears lipstick. In order not to rub off the lipstick, Yu Qiuqiu directly tilted her head and fell into her mouth. It is amazing that she did not overturn the car, the Coke did not come out, and it did not break Lip makeup.
Photographer: It's so funny and I really want to drink it.
...
Although Lan Xuan has given up treatment after experiencing the Horror Room, he is still very reliable in other aspects except for the Horror Room. The lack of sports cells in Yuqiu Ball is probably full here.
In the follow-up activities, You Qiuqi almost did not move, Lan Xuan has quickly completed.
The recording of "Heartbeat Challenge" by You Qiuqiu was fairly smooth, and he was sung by You Qiuqiu to the autistic "ghost" actors.
The director of the program group and the staff who heard You Qiuqiu singing next to the director were also unable to calm down for a long time.
You Qiuqiu hasn't realized the power of her mouth yet, she just knows that the odd job is over and she can go home.
You Qiuqiu originally intended to thank Cui Jiannan in person. She was given the opportunity to show her face. You Qiuqiu also prepared gifts. However, apart from the meal the day before, there was also a recording program to simply communicate with Cui Jiannan. Besides, I never encountered it again.
It's not appropriate for You Qiuqiu to be a female artist to knock on the door.
Before she could think about how to thank you, You Qiuqiu heard the program staff say.
"Ms. Cui left in a hurry this time. He was already checking out just now."
Another said, "Hurry up, Mr. Cui will have a lot of dramas and variety shows this year."
Behind them are some cute girls who are so handsome and Mrs. Cui whispers to them.
You Qiuqiu caught the key message: Brother Jiannan is leaving now.
She hasn't given out the present yet.
You Qiuqiu hurriedly returned to the room to pick up the present. She knew the general location of the room where Cui Jiannan and the others lived, but the hotel staff had already cleaned it when she arrived.
"Qiuqiu, are you looking for Brother Jiannan?"
The one who opened the door was Lan Xuan, who lives next door to Cui Jiannan. He happened to be out planning to have something to eat when he saw You Qiuqiu. He knew that You Qiuqiu had done variety shows with Cui Jiannan.
"Brother Jiannan just left, he shouldn't have gone far, right?"
So You Qiuqiu followed Lan Xuan's instructions and went downstairs again.
You Qiuqiu went downstairs and found out:? ? ?
She doesn't seem to know about Jiannan's nanny car.
She didn't thank her in person, nor did she give out the gift. In fact, Yu Qiqiu was a little bit lost. Just as she was about to return to the hotel, a car stopped in front of her.
The rear window opened.
"The ball?"
"Why are you here?"
It was Cui Jiannan who spoke. He was a little surprised to see You Qiuqiu, and he looked like he was about to get out of the car.
You ball stopped him.
"You don't need to get off the bus, Jiannan, I want to say thank you, and I have this for you."
You Qiuqiu handed over the gift.
"Tea." Cui Jiannan lowered his head and opened the box. After reading it, he smiled. He looked at You Qiuqiu and his eyes were steady and gentle. "It's hard for you to know that I like tea. Thank you Qiuqiu."
You Qiuqiu is not embarrassed to be blamed by Cui Jiannan.
She didn't know that Cui Jiannan liked tea, and that this gift was prepared by Mr. Sheng.
But just like it.
Cui Jiannan's itinerary seemed to be really tight, and he said goodbye to You Qiuqiu without greeting her for too long.
And Yu Qiuqiu returned by plane early the next morning.
She came to film "Heartbeat Challenge" to ask for leave for the two crews.
Although there are not many scenes, try not to be absent.
...
Yu Qiqiu took the initiative to confess with Sheng Shiyun after returning.
Sorry Mr. Sheng, she opened her voice on the show.
After countless times in Shengshiyun, he didn't know what his artists did, or he knew it with netizens through hot search, even after knowing it one step later than netizens, Shengshiyun specially asked You Qiuqiu if she did anything out of line. You must inform him in advance.
Sheng Shiyun no longer has any hope for Yu Qiuqiu not to do anything.
Then be a prophet, better than watching hot searches with netizens.
You Qiuqiu made a special stroke on his way back this time. Did he do anything that Mr. Sheng said out of his mouth this time, and finally concluded that she probably sang the song?
Mr. Sheng had seen her singing in "Leisure Time" before, and seemed to be unhappy.
Sheng Shiyun, "..."
Ok.
He pushed the gold-rimmed glasses with his hand to show that he knew it.
Shengshiyun is already visible to the naked eye, hot search bookings are also OK, saving money on hot search.
You Qiuqiu once again invested in the two crews to run back and forth, the busy social animal life, sliced back and forth between parkour and lying flat.
Calm as a vegetative, moving like a mad rabbit, or the kind that can go up to the earth.
After getting busy, You Qiu Ball does not need to go to the gym anymore. After all, the amount of exercise in the ancient martial arts parkour is much larger than the gym. She would cry silently in her heart.
At that time, I should have listened to the words of the president of the fan support club. She couldn't move at all, pretending to be a heroine.
What Yu Qiuqiu didn't expect was that Mr. Sheng also came to visit the class.
...
You Qiuqiu only discovered the man after removing his makeup.
"President Sheng?"
"How did you come."
You Qiuqiu admitted that he was taken aback, not a surprise, but a shock.
Think about it, you are working, no matter whether you are doing well or not, your boss suddenly appears behind you without any precautions, just ask if you are scared?
Scary.
It's scary!
Sheng Shiyun, "Soon."
He knew that Yu Qiuqiu's filming mission had ended today, and after a few words with the director, he let Yu Qiuqiu get in the car.
You Qiuqiu is already familiar with Sheng Shiyun's Volkswagen, second only to his own car. After sitting in the back row, he planned to say hello to Sheng Shiyun and started playing with his cell phone.
Thankfully, Mr. Sheng is not a stubborn person, and she saves the trouble of finding topics and flattering her.
You Qiuqiu is not good at flattering.
"give."
However, before Yu Qiuqiu had time to open his phone this time, a large bag of things slammed towards Yuqiuqiu with a snap.
Yu Qiuqiu reacted fairly quickly, covering his face with one arm and grasping the hidden weapon with one hand.
? ? ?
Sheng Shiyun, "..." Does she need to be so careful?
You Qiuqiu had already seen something from the bag, and he was 80% sure when he smelled the scent, but the weirdness was here.
"The new product of the Golden Arch?"
"Mr. Sheng, you bought this for me, or let me hold it for you." If it's the latter, it's too dogged.
The man opened his mouth, "I don't like eating junk food."
That is the former.
But Yu Qiuqiu felt more psychedelic.
She was eating with a bag, and she didn't dare to start at all.
"Mr. Sheng...no need, really no need to be so cruel."
"Just tell me, is there any laxative in it?"
"I really don't eat it, I haven't eaten it for a long time."
Although she was really greedy, she restrained it, even at the airport, she bought it for fans, and she refused in principle when handing it to her, just let everyone describe the taste to her.
She has worked very hard and restrained! What else should she do?
Sheng Shi Yun's thick eyebrows slowly raised, "What are you talking about?"
He felt that he couldn't understand Yu Qiqiu's brain circuit anymore. What kind of image did he look like in her eyes, and he actually thought he was a temptation, and there was a laxative in it?
Although... testing something is indeed something he can do, but the laxative is a bit of a pull.
"Nothing, just buy it for you, eat it."
Without waiting for You Qiuqiu to ask again, she said, "You can't lose weight overnight. It's okay to eat some to relieve greed occasionally."
You Qiuqiu is still dizzy until now, mainly because the surprise came too suddenly.
She used to scold Xiao Shenggou all day, but she didn't expect Mr. Sheng to buy her the Golden Arch, which is her most greedy new product.
"President Sheng, how do you know that I want to eat new products."
After confirming that this was really not a routine, You Qiuqiu finally dared to start, unpacking the layers and looking at the burger fried chicken that had not been seen for a long time, and he was a little moved.
In fact, she just asked casually, and she didn't listen to the man's reply too much.
"I bought it freely." Sheng Shiyun felt that You Qiuqiu usually doesn't talk much, but today there are really a lot of words. Can't you stop her mouth from eating?
The communication between the two people ended here, and there was a rustling sound behind them, eating like a small animal, and Sheng Shiyun carefully watched the road ahead.
He didn't know how long it had passed, and suddenly realized that there seemed to be no movement for a long time.
Finished?
During the stop at the red light, Sheng Shiyun casually followed the rearview mirror to look back in the row
He was stunned.
The woman lay on her side in the back row, her face facing him, curled up, not knowing when she fell asleep.
She still held a fried wing root in her hand, before she had time to take a bite, she just hung with her arm in the air.
The black hair spreads out, and the delicate small face is more and more white. You Qiuqiu used to eat oranges because of his yellowish skin. These days, with the new metabolism, he has slowly begun to return to his normal color.
She slept with red cheeks and the corners of her mouth slightly raised, as if she had a dream.
The sky darkened outside, the neon lights flickered, and she slept peacefully in a small world inside the car.
too tired.
These days, You Qiuqiu's work intensity is still very high, it is recording variety shows, and the two crews are rushing back and forth to film the scene. In prime of time, Yun also knows it.
Obviously this will not work, and it is time to arrange a life assistant for her.
Sheng Shiyun thought so.
Then he slowed down and parked in an empty spot on the side of the road where he could park.
He got out of the driver's seat and opened the rear door where Yuqiu's ball was.
Carefully……
Spread old newspapers under Yuqiuqiu's hand holding the fried chicken.
Don't fall asleep and throw the fried chicken away and fuel his car.
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