Chapter 37: Is the fish salted today?
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I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry
- 大哥喝冰阔落
- 3814 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:39:34
Jiang Tao didn't think it was feasible.
You Qiuqiu's face is more than that of a woman, and she really wants to change sex. It's not as reliable as her change.
You Qiuqiu was also stunned by this miraculous development. Finally, helplessly, he patted Jiang Tao on the shoulder. There was no way, so he thought about how to circumvent this lie.
...
The second person who found You Qiuqiu was Shi Jing.
As a female celebrity who loves surfing, Shi Jing will flip through the Weibo that she knows when she has nothing to do. She just happens to see a singing video sent by You Qiuqiu.
Shi Jing did not choose WeChat to chat this time, and directly dialed a video call.
You Qiuqiu clicked the call button, and Shi Jing's face against the mask appeared over there, pale. To be honest, Yu Qiuqiu was really shocked to see such a face.
Shi Jing was straightforward, "I heard you have become a baritone now?"
You Qiuqiu, "Are you not afraid that the mask will crack and wrinkle?"
"I'm fine, don't take time to comfort me..."
You Qiuqiu thought that Shi Jing's video call came to comfort her.
Then she watched as Shi Jing's mask on the opposite side really cracked, accompanied by a loud "clam".
Shi Jing, "Who is here to comfort you, I thought you were using a voice changer, but I didn't expect it to be a real baritone!"
"What did you send this out? Do you have a tutorial?"
You Qiuqiu, "..." She can send Shi Jing a stimulating liquid, maybe she also has this voice.
Shi Jing laughed so much that tears came out, she was a mad woman, Yu Qiuqiu had a good temper and wanted to say goodbye to Shi Jing.
Unexpectedly, there was such an unreasonable request.
"Can you coax me to sleep? It’s the kind of boyfriend who coaxes my girlfriend to sleep, and talk a little love... Don’t say, your voice is really good, Su, it’s a pity not to use it, anyway, you can’t change back now, just use this The sound makes the sisters feel good... happy and happy."
You Qiuqiu:? ? ?
Don't think that she didn't hear the word Shuang, what kind of word is it?
You Qiuqiu said, "No way, don't even think about it, hang up." Just kidding, even if she didn't mind the sound, it would be too much to let her pretend to be a boyfriend to sleep.
But after you Qiuqiu didn't hang up the phone, he even started a boyfriend sleep service.
Because Shi Jing said that she would give money to sleep with two hundred.
...
In front of money, You Qiuqiu can lower his head and even ask Shi Jing what kind of boyfriend he wants to sleep with. The sense of service is first-rate.
Because of Shi Jing's request, Yu Qiuqiu opened the door to a new world.
It turns out that her boyfriend can make money by coaxing him to sleep.
A little bit...
But You Qiuqiu just thought about it. After all, it's fine for friends to do this. If she was picked up by someone else on a certain treasure, it would be a bit of a scam. After all, she is not a genuine man.
Can it be a welfare for fans?
I just don't know if they like it or not.
When Yu Qiuqiu was thinking about whether to provide fans with some "boyfriends" to coax her to sleep and wake up early, he came to visit Yu Qiuqiu and gave her something to eat. By the way, I heard about Yu Qiuqiu's progress. Ball ball sweet words holding the phone and shouting to others baby.
Are you in love?
Sheng Shi asked her calmly.
As the boss of a company, Sheng Shiyun still has to accurately grasp the dynamics of its artists, whether in life or career.
Forefoot Yuqiu is still locked with God of Wealth, now why is it starting to call others baby again.
Facing the boss’s inquiry, You Qiuqiu said,
I’m not in a relationship, I’m calling Shi Jing.
Sheng Shiyun, "..." did not relax at all, his brows tightened.
This makes the problem bigger and more difficult.
At last, You Qiuqiu specially recorded a male voice waking up and sent it to Weibo. Before posting on Weibo, she also specifically asked Jiang Tao and Shi Jing for their opinions, so that it would not look very greasy.
Both of them said it was not greasy, especially Shi Jing said on the spot that they had turned this voice of You Qiuqiu into a wake-up ringtone.
Shi Jing, "Fuck, Qiuqiu, don't change it back, okay, this voice is so nice, I want to marry your voice!"
You Qiuqiu, "..." Don't need it, then don't.
However, the voices of the two women around him were very succulent, not greasy at all, and Yu Qiuqiu was relieved.
The effect is really good, the planets are a little confused at first, the cubs become handsome brothers, just listen to this voice and don't know which subwoofer male idol is.
Then the mother fan cheered and put the voice into the phone and turned it into an alarm.
I never expected that my daughter would get such benefits in the end by mistakenly hitting and blundering. How could such a good thing happen to other artists?
Fan an artist, get double happiness, her face is a beautiful daughter, and her voice is a good boyfriend.
This is too fast! Is it so cool to fly?
Dad fans humblely begged for a wake-up alarm. Let's forget the boyfriend voice. They are afraid of being misunderstood, but they may have to wait for the cub to recover their original voice.
Sheng Shiyun saw that You Qiuqiu was using a male voice to call a female star to call her baby, and she was a female fan of "firing (?, and felt that Yu Qiuqiu's approach was unacceptable.
Why did she suddenly become a bit scumbag?
Or she had a scumbag hidden attribute at the beginning, but she didn't reveal it. Now that she suddenly has a male voice, she can't control herself.
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You Qiuqiu asked Jiang Tao, "Do you think Sheng always looks at me with weird eyes these past two days?"
With a little scrutiny, with a little disapproval, Yu Qiuqiu even felt a sense of guilty conscience whether she did something under Mr. Sheng's gaze, and almost blurted out "I confess".
But she didn't stay in the hospital all the time and did nothing.
If you want to do something else, you can do it, but just like the Weibo that the contestant who wanted to avenge Tao Ge was brought to justice.
This shouldn't affect it, right?
Facing You Qiuqiu's doubts, Jiang Tao shook her head, she didn't think Mr. Sheng was strange.
You Qiuqiu really couldn't stand it after two days in the hospital.
She personally took care of the situation, and could lie down wherever she was, but because of this incident, a Tao Anjie was added, and the hospital was gradually squatted by paparazzi, causing a lot of trouble to the hospital.
And the patients inside the hospital will also try to bend this way, wanting to see the legendary star.
Regardless of whether You Qiuqiu is an 18-line paste coffee or not, it is an artist who is a big star in the eyes of ordinary people.
You Qiuqiu feels that he is really fine, so don't occupy these public resources. This time, You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun are combined. Sheng Shiyun did not stop Yu Qiu from the hospital.
When You Qiuqiu came to the hospital suddenly, he didn't take much at all, so even if he left, he didn't need to pack much. It was just a gift from someone he knew.
She had noticed that there was a large bouquet of very fresh lilies in the vase, with dewdrops on the fresh petals.
"You bought it?"
She asked Jiang Tao.
Jiang Tao glanced at the lily and patted her forehead, "Oh, oh, you were sleeping in the morning, and I forgot to tell you, this is from Teacher Cui."
Teacher Cui refers to Cui Jiannan.
Jiang Tao has been waking up earlier than You Qiuqiu. Cui Jiannan’s agent came over and gave a large basket of fruits and a bouquet of lilies. Jiang Tao was originally planning to wake You Qiuqiu. After all, Mr. Cui’s coffee player, Biyou The ball is too much, the proper senior, even Cui Jiannan's agent, is a well-known figure in the circle.
But Cui Jiannan's agent stopped her.
"She said she didn't need to wake you up, she put down her things and left, I didn't call you."
Jiang Tao was still saying, "The movie emperor's agents are very talkative, there is no air... But Qiuqiu, do you want to thank Mr. Cui?"
Thank you for sure.
You Qiuqiu found Cui Jiannan's WeChat account and edited a text. Thank you Jiannan for the flowers and fruits. She is fine now and will be discharged from the hospital.
Jiang Tao is a very girlish person, looking at the lilies in the vase when she was about to leave the ward, she was a little reluctant.
"It's a pity to put such a good flower here."
They are full of things in their hands, and they can only stay here like flowers.
You Qiuqiu, "It's a pity, you can leave it to others to appreciate."
Jiang Tao was successfully persuaded in a word, that's the truth.
Cui Jiannan came back very slowly and late this time: it's fine. I have been filming just now, pay attention to safety.
Variety shows are now very popular and very profitable, and fans bluntly say that many movie celebrities have fallen into the world.
In fact, variety shows are really good. As long as people set a good point, they can quickly become fans. Many actors who have filmed many high-quality scenes in the industry finally rely on variety shows. The audience suddenly realized, oh , He, I know, have you ever filmed TV series, played a certain role in movies?
Even if it is not for fans and enthusiasm, going to variety shows to make quick money is the common cognition of many stars in the circle.
Cui Jiannan often participates in variety shows. He has a good personality, calm and intelligent, and is very popular in variety shows. However, after all, he is still an actor and a skilled actor. Acting is his old line. He has always been Not lost.
You Qiuqiu returned to the courtesy, and so did Jiannan, and then she returned to her old line.
Back to the crew to film.
Continue to be her parkour woman.
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When You Qiuqiu returned to the crew, the director was relieved to see her again.
"The ball, doesn't it matter much, right?"
Yuqiuqiu, "No."
The smile on the director's face suddenly became subtle.
Kneeling.
He doesn't think what Yuqiuqiu said is right, or that it has an impact.
Director, "...the sound can be changed back, right?"
After getting the affirmative answer, the director breathed a sigh of relief.
That's not a big problem, "We can still dub later."
Originally, the live radio was relatively noisy, so this drama had to be dubbed together by the later actors, so even if You Qiuqiu is a charming baritone, there is no problem.
You Qiuqiu reported here from the director, and switched to parkour mode again in his female knight costume.
However, the director thinks the problem is not big, and Youqiuqiu thinks the problem is big.
In this scene, the beauty saves the hero. The character played by You Qiuqiu performs a fierce tiger operation, once again saving the hero from the crisis.
She dangled Wia and supported the actor's back with one hand. The actor only felt the fragrance of the wind, and you could see the beautiful face of You Qiuqiu when she turned her head.
Although he has no other meaning for Yu Qiuqiu, the picture is still very beautiful, as long as it is a male, he will enjoy it, purely visually.
Until You Qiuqiu opened her mouth with a cold face, she stared down at the hero who was rescued by her, "Why are you so embarrassed by yourself again."
The exit is a low and charming baritone.
The actor broke apart, and his brain was confused. He should have said "woman, it's you again."
What he said was, "Here, brother."
You Qiuqiu:? ? ?
director:? ? ?
What the is the big brother.
The director called the card urgently, frowning and settled accounts with the actor.
"What's the matter with your line?"
The actor was also wronged, "I remember the lines, but the voice of Qiuqiu... is a real act."
God, her voice is more manly and more magnetic than his!
He really couldn't get rippling anymore, his mind was full of big brothers.
The director had no choice but to start again. You Qiuqiu took the initiative to admit her mistakes, and her pot was her pot.
Listening to the actor's meaning, her voice really seems to affect the performance.
So Yu Qiuqiu decided to correct it during the second shooting.
Still retake the shot I just made, everything went perfectly and smoothly, it was Yu Qiuqiu's turn to speak the line, and the actor stared at her nervously.
You Qiuqiu squeezed his throat, "How come you make yourself so embarrassed again."
This time the actor couldn't stretch anymore, he couldn't even speak his lines, so he called out urgently.
After the director called out the card, the actor made a begging gesture to Yu Qiuqiu, "Yuqiuqiu, let's come as normal. You can use your current voice. Don't pretend to be a female voice. I can't bear it. My brain is blank. ."
You Qiuqiu: ...Although, but.
"But I was originally a woman."
What is pretending to be a female voice?
The male protagonist hesitated to look at the obvious feminine characteristics of Yuqiuqiu even if he was wearing the female heroine clothes. After a long while, "Yes."
Yes it is still not so decisive.
"But your voice... just do it."
Holding his throat, there is a sense of sight of a man forcibly pretending to be a cute girl.
...
After two ridiculous shootings, the two people finally gave it to the third time. The actor wiped the sweat from his forehead and felt super tired. The part with You Qiu racket killed him. This is a violation. The sense of harmony is too strong!
You Qiuqiu's scene is over. She and Jiang Tao go to the bathroom arm in arm.
This is a small film and television city, with a large public toilet, and all the actors and staff of each crew.
While squatting in the toilet cubicle, You Qiuqiu couldn't help asking Jiang Tao when he thought about what happened to the actor just now.
"Is this really weird?" She didn't think so.
"Fuck, there is a pervert!"
You Qiuqiu did not get Jiang Tao's answer, but heard the sharp shouts of strange girls.
metamorphosis?
You Qiuqiu was nervous at the time and didn't want to continue squatting.
Where is there any abnormality, do you want to die in broad daylight?
Then before Yu Qiuqiu really reacted, she heard the girl with a high voice call.
"Hey, security? Come here soon. A man has mixed into the women's bathroom. I heard him talking in the women's bathroom just now..."
While talking, the girl's voice gradually faded away, she should have ran out.
You Qiuqiu: Too abnormal! How could men shamelessly enter the women's bathroom! Must catch!
But Yu Qiuqiu gradually came over.
Something seems to be wrong...
She said something just now, it was a man's voice, and the girl was afraid it was not a misunderstanding, so she was perverted as a male.
? ? ?
"..."
You Qiuqiu is a bit messy.
Jiang Tao is not in the toilet. Maybe he went out early. After the incident, You Qiuqiu didn't dare to shout loudly anymore. He wanted to apologize to the girl who was scared just now, but the girl was not there anymore.
I was probably afraid, so I called the security guard and ran away.
But after You Qiuqiu came out of the women's toilet, he saw a man sneaking around in the door of the women's toilet.
The man wore a suit and leather shoes, but he looked like a person, but he was not doing human affairs. Seeing surprise flashed in Yu Qiuqiu's eyes, he opened his mouth and said, "About?"
Yu Qiuqiu, "..."
"Shit, you!"
If a man can be here, opening his mouth is shameless, naturally he is not afraid of girls being angry.
On the contrary, he admired the angry look of beautiful girls.
The watery eyes were filled with shock and anger, and the small porcelain-white face was flushed. It would make him even more happy if he could stamp his feet or scream. It could be called a sense of accomplishment.
A pretty girl is so pretty even scolding and panicking, and her scolding voice is also pretty.
Until I heard the beautiful fairy-like woman in front of me make a low and melodious baritone voice, eat shit!
The man was frightened, his hippie smile disappeared completely and turned into a panic, his body trembling.
"By...change...perverted!"
"My mother, you are a man!"
How could he be a man!
The man who originally wanted to be a hooligan has no desires.
Soon the security came over. It should be the girl who ran away just called.
The security guard saw the two people facing each other in front of the toilet, his eyes fixed on Yu Qiuqiu... the man opposite.
However, he asked as usual, "I heard that there are male hooligans running into the female toilet?"
You Qiuqiu stretched out green fingers and pointed at the opposite man.
Security: Okay, I get it.
When he took the man away, the man was still struggling.
"No, why did you catch me and didn't catch him? He is a man. He just came out of the women's bathroom, and I never went in!"
The man refers to Yuqiuqiu.
The security didn't even pay attention to him.
He knew You Qiuqiu, a little star, and even if she wasn't a little star, she stood there pretty cutely, where did she look like a man?
Don't write drafts if you lie!
The security guard despised the man who was holding it even more, and mercilessly took him to the security room.
You Qiuqiu: She can prove that it is rare that the other party did not lie, and it is indeed her "male pervert" that the young lady who called.
But that is a misunderstanding.
You Qiuqiu stood at the door for a while, and Jiang Tao rushed over. She just answered the phone temporarily and went to answer the phone.
Jiang Tao, "What happened just now?"
She saw the security guard twisting a man over.
You Qiuqiu shook his head, "It's nothing." Didn't tell Jiang Tao, it was solved anyway, so Jiang Tao didn't have to worry about her.
Forefoot Yoball is still thinking about the baritone seems not very convenient, but the backfoot Yoball thinks the baritone is really easy to use!
...
The player who added a stimulating liquid to the drink and wanted to destroy Tao Anjie’s throat has already been sentenced, but the force was not so strong, after all, he did not cause
substantial harm
.
Tao Anjie fans are not satisfied with this result.
this one?
If he succeeds, Tao Anjie's life will be ruined, and Yu Qiuqiu, who is next door, lost his voice.
Jiang Tao was also unhappy, "The punishment is too light!"
You Qiuqiu handed her a packet of potato chips, "Don't be angry."
This is no way, no matter what, he left the case.
And the issue of "My Voice, My Show" in which You Qiuqiu served as a flying guest was not delayed, and it aired as scheduled a week later.
Before the program was broadcast, the program group posted a Weibo. For special reasons, this program was much shorter than previous programs.
Netizens all understand.
The special reason refers to the fact that the player gave Tao Anjie a drink, and in the end, Yu Qiuqiu drank the bottle of the drink and was sent to the hospital without a sound.
On the day the program was broadcast, the ratings directly doubled.
When You Qiuqiu was first invited by "My Voice, My Show" as a guest flying guest, many netizens thought it was weird. A death singer came to be a guest and half a mentor?
Is it really okay?
However, after something went wrong, netizens relaxed their requirements. After all, Yuqiuqiu is really miserable. He can be shot while lying down for a notice.
With this kind of thinking, netizens no longer feel dissatisfied with Yu Qiuqiu, and then accidentally discovered it when watching the show.
Whoops? You Qiuqiu is a bit good.
Why does she take the initiative to sing by herself? She should know that her singing is not good, right?
In the later stage, the expressions of the players and the instructor were specially captured, and everyone's horrified performance can be said to be very real.
The netizens who were a little heavy after watching this show were amused by the players' revenge on their instructors.
In the back, Yu Qiuqiu is the unremitting black himself. The sentence "I am confident as a flying guest" directly put the question under the sun and dare to laugh at himself.
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"Watching "My Voice, My Show", You Qiuqiu's EQ is so high."
"The atmosphere was so stiff, I couldn't stop laughing as soon as Yu Qiuqiu spoke, like a fool, what a cuteness this is, it's so funny."
"Youqiuqiu, a small expert in atmosphere √."
"I got the look of You Qiuqiu when I watched the show. I look good, so I don't want to blink when I see it, so in other words, why is she so beautiful but so sand sculpture?"
"Only I noticed that You Qiuqiu drinks the titled beverage? I have watched this gadget eight hundred times. I see other artists drinking in every show, but I never want to try it. Look at You Qiuqiu. I drank more than half a bottle, and I rushed out of my door to a convenience store and bought a bottle."
At the time, the camera took the shot of You Qiuqiu drinking a drink, and after discussion, it was edited and included in the feature film.
And the clip of You Qiuqiu drinking the titled beverage also attracted the attention of netizens.
By the way...Is this the drink that the garbage contestant added to Tao Anjie?
This incident was too much trouble. The drink that has been hanging with the news is eye-catching, and now the bottle of supplemented drink, in the video, Yu Qiuqiu drank so much.
An insider came out and revealed: This is the bottle of drink! And because Yu Qiuqiu drank too much, there was not much left, almost not enough to detect ingredients.
Netizen:? ? ?
All the ingredients are added. You Qiuqiu is still drinking so happily. Is this drink really so good?
Netizens said one after another: I want to try.
Just like the previous netizen who saw You Qiuqiu drinking a drink and couldn't wait to buy a bottle of it at the convenience store.
However, although……
Want to drink.
The naming dealers did not expect that the tepid drinks they had been selling, unexpectedly drank too much because of Yuqiuqiu, and the named drink became the biggest winner of this event.
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Actor: Don't pretend to be a girl
Ball:? ? ? I don't need to pretend, I am a girl!
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