Chapter 53: No, it's koi today
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I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry
- 大哥喝冰阔落
- 4203 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:39:42
"Qiuqiu, you are in the ghost animal area at station b again, and the planet is looking for a job for you!"
When Jiang Tao held the phone to tell You Qiuqiu the news...
You Qiuqiu: She already knew.
Not only did she know, she also gave that ghost animal video a three-stranded one.
This is almost a conditioned reflex.
The group of them had already left the hotel room. They had stayed at the hotel because it was too late. In addition, Mr. Sheng did not have time. You Qiuqiu and Jiang Tao are now sitting in the back row of Sheng Shiyun's Volkswagen.
You Qiuqiu holds a Ren Bing's signature in his hand.
This morning, the hotel attendant brought you Qiuqiu. You knew it was Jiannan when you saw it.
Cui Jiannan sent a long WeChat message to You Qiuqiu in a sincere tone.
He said that he should have personally given Ren Bing's autograph to her, but the time to participate in the activity was relatively rushed. He left before dawn, thinking that it was too early to disturb Yu Qiu, and handed it to the waiter to give her.
Cui Jiannan told You Qiuqiu that he had listened to Cui Xiangbei's song very seriously and knew that his previous ideas were too naive and ridiculous.
I hope You Qiuqiu don't mind, if they can, they are still friends.
You Qiuqiu breathed a sigh of relief.
Things are moving in a good direction.
She actually cherishes such an elder brother Jiannan and friends. He took good care of her when shooting variety shows with Cui Jiannan, and they were very happy to get along with each other.
If it really falls out, there will be some regrets. Now, Brother Jiannan is actively saying that he will give the surrogate to the past, which is still the same as before.
You Qiuqiu is very happy with this direction.
Jiang Tao and You Qiuqiu chatted for a while in the back of the car, mainly Jiang Tao said and You Qiuqiu listened.
Jiang Tao was very nervous to get along with the big boss, but she found that Mr. Sheng was still very casual most of the time, especially when driving like a transparent person, and the ball was still around, Jiang Tao followed her past. Here comes his character.
But Jiang Tao also remembered that Mr. Sheng still had a serious time.
Like that time when the ball conflicted with Zhou Yi, Mr. Sheng talked to her in private, asking her to put the ball first, just one time, and Jiang Tao was impressed enough.
Jiang Tao talked to You Qiuqiu, and she showed an awkward expression.
"What's the matter?" You Qiuqiu saw Jiang Tao's abnormality.
Jiang Tao said, "I want to go to the bathroom." It may be because of a bad stomach.
Sheng Shiyun parked the car on the side of the road. Jiang Tao got off the car. You Qiuqiu heard Sheng Shiyun's mobile phone in the passenger seat continuously prompting new news.
If Jiang Tao was still there, Yu Qiuqiu wouldn't have such a mouthful, but Jiang Tao was not here, and You Qiuqiu asked casually.
"President Sheng, don't you look at it?"
Sheng Shiyun glanced at it, then reached out his hand to turn off the volume of the mobile phone reminder message, and the screen snapped over.
You Qiuqiu's support club.
In front of him, let him remember to go to Yijian Sanlian, the group owner said, "The black-hearted boss is not a man, we have to take the ball forward!"
"Black-hearted boss" Sheng Shiyun, "..."
"unimportant."
He played the fairway against Yu.
"Oh." You Qiuqiu responded and didn't ask any more. The relationship between the social animal and the boss is so plastic and fragile.
You Qiuqiu looked out the window, her eyes suddenly condensed on the lottery shop.
You Qiuqiu felt a little itchy when she thought of her previous experience of changing ten yuan to five thousand.
"Mr. Sheng, do you have cash?"
The other party nodded and looked at her with questioning eyes.
You Qiuqiu showed a smile like Fuwa. "Lend me ten dollars, okay?" Want to witness a miracle?
Sheng Shiyun found ten dollars from the wallet and gave it to You Qiuqiu, "Don't eat high-calorie ones." He instructed.
He thought Yu Qiuqiu was going to eat.
Yu Qiuqiu did not explain.
Holding ten dollars is like holding a huge banknote, and walked out very confidently, walking with wind.
Soon, when Jiang Tao was about to go to the bathroom and did not return, Yu Qiuqiu climbed up to the back of the car dingy.
Sheng Shiyun glanced at You Qiuqiu: So fast?
"what did you eat?"
You Qiuqiu slumped himself on the seat and waved his hands listlessly, "Nothing."
"Drink." After drinking loneliness, drinking Northwest Wind.
The taste of the northwest wind is really sad.
You Qiuqiu wanted to cry without tears, "President Sheng, I will transfer the money to you..."
Sheng Shiyun, "No need." Ten yuan.
Yu Qiuqiu, "Really, how embarrassed then?!"
Sheng Shiyun did not speak.
If she didn't even turn on the phone, if she didn't suddenly grin at the corners of her mouth, she would have some credibility.
...
After You Qiuqiu returned, he handed Ren Bing's autograph to Ge Li. Ge Li was so excited that he wanted to jump high, so he didn't even look at it.
Her job search was sent to the Ghost Animal Zone by the planet, and other friends naturally knew about it.
A group of people like Shi Jing, Fang Shubai, and Tao Anjie sent greetings one after another. Shi Jing, as a bad friend, kept hahaha and kept asking You Qiuqiu how he came up with the 99% discount.
Isn't it really a marketing planner from the company?
You Qiuqiu: Thank you. The company does not have marketing. There is only one Mr. Sheng who has several jobs. Mr. Sheng looked at her face when she learned that she was applying for a job on TV. He was not happy.
Anyway, the words have been said, and the effect is... unexpectedly good?
You Qiuqiu is also eagerly waiting at home, waiting for the 99% discount, the scripts will be flooded.
She can act and provide editable material to the big guys in the group.
During the period when You Qiuqiu did not have a new play, she found that the big brothers in the group did not stop output.
Didn't the advertisement for her whitening product have been released, the one that turned table tennis into a goose egg, the big guys in the group even used this material.
You Qiuqiu: Hard work, really.
However, Yu Qiuqiu's job search has been all the topics on Weibo, and the video in the Guihu District has more than one million views.
There was no crew that came to the door.
"..."
You Qiuqiu:? ? ?
what happened!
Is she that bad?
The smile gradually lost.
You Qiuqiu even thought that the program group had left the wrong contact information. However, You Qiuqiu secretly asked the program director when filming the second issue of "Girl Observing Diary".
Director of the program group: Not really.
Asked ten thousand times again.
You Qiuqiu: The heart is dead.
The director of the "Girl Observation Diary" program also has a pity for You Qiuqiu. You Qiuqiu is too pitiful. He sees that the discussion is not low. Why is there no reliable crew to come to the door? It.
He said to You Qiu Fairway, "Wait for me not to be a variety director in the future, and I will look for you when filming."
You Qiuqiu was very moved and said that he would give the director a 98% discount.
You Qiuqiu, who couldn't catch the play, didn't feel frustrated for long. She worked hard to make a salted fish can gather energy to show herself. She worked hard to find opportunities and had to pay great courage.
Not even after hard work.
so be it.
Anyway, she has a process, how else can she drop?
Can't pinch the producer's neck and let them look at her.
You Qiuqiu failed to recommend herself, but Mr. Sheng called her again.
...
Sheng Shiyun, "Director Zhao still remember?"
You Qiuqiu: She will not forget.
after all……
I haven't contacted a few directors.
From the humble of the eighteenth line paste artist.
You Qiuqiu thinks that he has been on the hot search many times. He should be called an 18th line artist, right?
If it still doesn't work, she takes the initiative to remove it.
Director Zhao is the director of the modern drama, that is, the movie where You Qiuqiu is lying down as a vegetable. The crew has a very good atmosphere. You Qiuqiu sleeps...no, he is very happy to act.
Sheng Shiyun told You Qiuqiu that the director of the modern drama had contacted him, saying that he had a role in his hand and that you could try it if you were willing.
I have already cooperated, and the director also believes in Yu Qiuqiu. If Yu Qiuqiu nods and agrees, he can directly sign a contract to play.
Sheng Shiyun said before Yu Qiuqiu said, "It's not friendship, it's paid."
The boss knows his attributes so much, Yu Qiuqiu feels that cooperation is more comfortable.
That must be going.
"What's the role?" It's probably not a big role, after all, she still wants to record a girl.
Of course, the big roles are not her turn.
You Qiuqiu is very self-aware.
Now I don’t know if the appearance is good or not. This time it should be moving, right?
In fairness, You Qiuqiu likes the role of vegetative people, but it is not conducive to editing by the big guys in the group.
Sheng Shiyun said to the expectant Yu Qiu fairway, "female ghost."
You Qiuqiu:? ? ?
Female ghosts are also good, are they the kind of enchanting and beautiful female ghosts?
At this peak, Yun didn't know.
The role of the female ghost is basically set, and the prime time flipped the date and told You Qiuqiu that "The second season of "Leisure Time" will also be broadcast."
As long as You Qiuqiu is on variety shows, it must be on hot search. I don’t know when it has become a tacit thing in the industry. Sheng Shiyun even knows that many artists will check if you have any variety shows if they buy hot search. on.
The new generation of hot search queen. You Qiuqiu didn't know that she already had such a big influence, she nodded when she heard it.
Understand, we are going to repost Weibo again.
She is just a reposting Weibo machine without emotion.
Later, I have to switch the trumpet to promote my variety show. The business is very busy.
...
The first season of "Leisure Time" has accumulated a lot of viewers, and Reuters also appeared in the second season. The audiences are just like the New Year.
awesome!
There is also sand sculpture variety show to watch.
This time I don’t know if You Qiuqiu will broadcast live again. It has been a long time in the past. Everyone still remembers the yellowing of You Qiuqiu. After all, this stalk is too classic.
Although two people were changed in the second season, like Shi Jing and Cui Jiannan did not go because of the schedule conflict, Lan Xuan and Dong Tiantian were replaced, the audience did not have much resistance.
After all, there is still a second season of Treasure Variety, and most of the people who can gather are already beyond their expectations. There is no way for the two special reasons not to participate. If the response of this season is still good, then there will be a third season. Is not it?
Of course, it’s also because the program team has made psychological preparations for the audience a long time ago, and everyone almost accepted it, and because Shi Jing and Cui Jiannan, who did not participate in the regular schedule, also followed up the entire process online, they were announced by the program group and when they were first broadcast. Both are forwarded together.
If it were not for a good relationship, this would never be the case.
So their fans also supported them, saying that they would watch the second season of the show with Shi Jing and Cui Jiannan who were absent.
Fans of Cui Jiannan can look forward to it even more. I heard that Cui Jiannan appeared once more.
The program officially aired.
As soon as the four old members met at the beginning, the barrage became active.
Just seeing the four of them, there will be a lot of stalks. Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu’s "Eating Fujianese", Tao Anjie sings with You Qiuqiu’s guide, and Ma Juan makes You Qiuqiu delicious...
The Sand Sculpture Variety Show is indeed a sand sculpture variety show. After the previous greetings, it directly enters the selection of musical instruments.
A destined instrument.
When each artist with a look of expectation, and then drew out the traditional musical instrument, the expression of stunned expression almost made the audience in front of the screen laugh to death.
Everyone thought that Fang Shubai's erhu was high enough.
It's Yuqiu's turn-
She pulled out the suona.
The barrage is a hahaha ocean.
...
"Hahahaha, my mother, I laughed and cried, I knew it was absolutely extraordinary, but I didn't expect it to be Suona!"
"There is something inside, suona, the liumang in the instrument is funny manually."
"Ahhhh, I can't wait to hear the ball blow!"
"Death singer + Suona, what kind of soul combination is this? You Qiuqiu will be invincible."
The destined instrument is suona, which is not friendly for a beautiful girl, but if the female artist is Yu Qiuqiu.
Ok? It seems to match.
The editing of the program group did not add any moisture, and it went straight to the scene where everyone wanted to watch Yuqiuqiu learning suona. Fang Shubai pulled out the sound of destroying trees and Yuqiuqiu blew out a fart.
When Fang Shubai consoled You Qiuqiu, the master praised You Qiuqiu again and again.
On the top of Fang Shubai's head, there was a big "grief" written on it.
What the audience did not expect was that Yu Qiuqiu was really talented in Suona, and he played decently behind.
Of course Suona this kind of instrument...
She looks decent, and her ears hurt.
The black heart of the program group was upgraded, allowing everyone to support themselves, and only gave one hundred yuan, but Yu Qiuqiu's fierce interoperation caused Dad to turn three thousand yuan, and the planet showed a gratified smile.
It seems that my child is promising.
The ball cub is really smart.
However, this is all in the mirror. The program team caught the rule-breaker Yu Qiuqiu, and Yu Qiuqiu could only go on the road of selling candied haws and fried sausages.
...
"Although, why Yu Qiuqiu is always different from everyone's style of painting? I didn't say that Yu Qiuqiu is embarrassed. I also like sand sculpture female artists!"
"You wrote all the answers because of sand sculptures."
"2333, the ball is actually kind, should you sing?"
This sentence is considered a success.
If You Qiuqiu doesn't sell candied haws, would he sing?
Recall Yu Qiuqiu's singing.
...This is too cruel.
So You Qiuqiu took the initiative to sell candied haws and fried skewers. She is really a good person!
More than half of the people were the last season's audience. Seeing You Qiuqiu selling candied haws, I thought of You Qiuqiu learning how to make candied haws with his grandfather.
Art is not overwhelming, can it be used here?
At that time, You Qiuqiu was very serious in learning how to make candied haws in the show, and some people said that this is just a show, which star would use it in real life.
You Qiuqiu will definitely not do it again after the show.
Which celebrity will use it in real life, yes, Yuqiuqiu.
Isn't this second season already relying on this to get rich?
The plot here can be called ups and downs.
The two earned 70 hard, and in a blink of an eye they were all spent on buying lottery tickets by Fang Shubai. When the mountains and rivers were exhausted, You Qiuqiu "cheated" ten yuan from the tea girl.
Audience:? ? ?
Not!
Stop for a moment, this story is too complicated.
I have only heard of tea girls deceiving people, but I have never heard of deceived people cheating.
The program team also posted the mobile phone records of You Qiuqiu and the tea girl, so everyone saw this wonderful master trick.
Netizen: You Qiuqiu, sorry, I underestimated you.
Planet: The cubs are great too!
Should I say that the liar has insufficient IQ, or should I say that Youqiu's rank is too high.
This scene is no longer a famous scene. Netizens think this can be included in the annals of variety show history. This is a plot that top screenwriters can't write, just ask who can think of it!
You Qiuqiu didn't take the ten dollars, she entrusted the program team to call the police.
Three views can be said to be very positive.
Please contact You Qiuqiu Education Fang Shubai again.
Her political achievements must be very good! Why has no one picked it up until now!
The audience has already begun to tickle, they are too curious.
The excitement continues.
There is no ten yuan for selling tea girls, and it has not stopped the plot from developing towards a place that makes people laugh and turn around.
Fang Shubai was regarded by his grandmother as a desperate young man who couldn't wear full pants, and gave them ten yuan. You Qiuqiu took the ten yuan and entered the lottery shop.
Give it a try, ten yuan becomes five thousand, and screws become motorcycles.
Netizen:? ? ?
Shocked.
This issue switched back and forth between crazy laughter and dumbfounded.
...
The second season of "Leisure Time" has already received a lot of attention before it is broadcast, and it is absolutely something that it will be searched.
But no one thought that there would be so many points!
[You Ball Suona] [Fang Shu Bai Youqiu Ball Branch] [Fang Shu Bai Lottery loses all the principal] [You Qiuqiu political achievements] [You Qiuqiu anti-scam tea girl] [10 yuan into five thousand 】……
The hot search was contracted by the "Leisure Time" program group, and Yu Qiuqiu all brushed up.
This time Sunspot did not pick Yuqiu to spend money on hot search attacks.
As we all know, the poor group of Youqiuqiu is entangled in five insurances and one housing fund, and has a black-hearted boss.
After all, I really have the capital, and I will call out on the show that there is no filming. Does anyone ask her for a 99% discount?
The most discussed point among netizens is the political achievement.
"After watching the show, I was really stunned. Does the anti-fraud really exist? Isn't it the effect of the show? My friends and I are all laughing!"
"I sincerely seek Yu Qiuqiu's political achievements. The enthusiastic citizen Ms. You was discussing why the omnipotent netizens still did not find out the political achievements of Yuqiu."
"How on earth did You Qiuqiu's little head grow up, and why did he say it in a different way."
what--
The gambler's psychology is so desperate that his money is gone.
You need to be cautious when surfing the Internet and beware of online fraud.
It's almost.
Still playing rhymes?
Rhymes crazy.
"Don't say anything, I have forwarded Yuqiuqiu and went downstairs to buy a lottery ticket. Yuqiuqiu is too European!"
More netizens have very real ideas, they want to win the lottery and get rich.
Before You Qiuqiu's Weibo fans reached half a million in the lottery, and finally he was dug up with his own affairs, so they forwarded them one by one and went downstairs to buy lottery tickets.
...
When netizens questioned whether the anti-cheat tea girl really exists, the official V of "Leisure Time" was launched.
Official V wrote down the reporting process in detail, the kind with photos.
And the liar selling tea girl has been arrested.
It's not a script arrangement, how is it arranged?
it is true!
The local police also reported, and Aite thanked the program group "Leisure Time".
The program team said that this should be done, and this is not their credit, but Yu Qiuqiu discovered it.
A staff member came out to share the follow-up with a living account.
"I'm the staff member of the program team that connects with the police. The gang is not small and has cheated a lot of people's money, many of them are people who are not very wealthy... The most funny thing is the tea girl who docked with You Qiuqiu. She cried at the time that she had been deceived, and there were so many online scammers."
There are so many online scammers...
This sentence was directly capitalized and bolded by netizens.
You Qiuqiu told everyone over there to beware of online fraud. The tea seller was caught crying and complaining that there are so many scammers.
Hahahaha.
In any case, this matter is very pleasing, and the liar is brought to justice.
And Yu Qiuqiu's political achievements have also been picked up.
Someone asked Yuqiu at the airport before. Yuqiu said that he didn't remember well, but it was fine.
Then everyone found that Yu Qiuqiu was a little humble.
With a full score of 100 on the political test paper, Yu Qiuqiu scored 95 points.
This is definitely a good standard!
The key is to follow the political exam papers of Yuqiuqiu, and Yuqiuqiu High School as a student representative speech, the Yuqiuqiu wearing school uniform is exactly what a high school flower should look like, and then this beautiful high school flower is full of reason. Just opening your mouth will not work.
The contrast is not small.
Sure enough, was it like this in the student days?
Seeing that face is about to fall in love, listening to these principles, I feel that I am chatting with an old man with a very upright outlook.
However, the above two are still inferior to the following news.
"Don’t go forward and buy a lottery ticket for Yuqiuqiu. Go and see, buy a lottery ticket behind Yuqiuqiu! hhh"
Although I don't know what happened, I just rushed!
...
Because You Qiuqiu spent ten yuan into five thousand yuan in the show, everyone forwarded the European Emperor and then went to buy lottery tickets.
Then a passerby released a few photos.
In the previous photo, you can see Yuqiuqiu stepping into the shop selling lottery tickets, and you can see Yuqiuqiu coming out dingy on the back foot.
This passerby is also a talent. The text for the first photo is "The gambler's psychology is unacceptable", and the next one is "The money is gone with empty hands", accompanied by a smiley face with a longing for the goal when you ball enters the goal. The depressed crying face can be said to be very vivid.
Netizens find these words inexplicably familiar...
Isn't it familiar?
Didn't You Qiuqiu advise Fang Shubai?
Unexpectedly, it was on her body now.
Just, a very subtle joy.
It turns out that You Qiuqiu went to buy a lottery ticket by secretly after participating in the show?
Ou Huang is not an Ou anytime, anywhere. Some people wondered after watching the show that since Yu Qiuqiu is so lucky, he can just buy lottery tickets and get rich.
Now You Qiuqiu tells everyone with practical actions that the UEFA Champions League will also miss.
The planet continues to hold its face: What kind of baby is the ball cub?
...
You Qiuqiu knew that he had been found out about buying a lottery ticket.
! ! !
Why, she would be met every time this embarrassing thing.
It's okay, just find out, it doesn't seem to be a big deal, it's just a little shame, I'm sorry, she is showing her ugliness again.
Then Yu Qiuqiu received a call.
From the relevant department, they want to make You Qiuqiu shoot a promotional video to discourage everyone from indulging in gambling.
The person who talked to Yuqiuqiu was a very gentle girl. The phone number came through inquiries, so instead of going through the company of Yuqiuqiu, he went to Yuqiuqiu directly.
Jiang Tao was the closest to You Qiuqiu. When she heard that You Qiuqiu communicated with that, she was sure that it was not a liar, and that she would also show her ID. Jiang Tao was so excited.
This is definitely an excellent opportunity to increase public awareness!
Jiang Tao flushed with excitement, grabbing Yu Qiuqiu's wrist, because she was too excited, she caught the red seal.
You Qiuqiu took a breath, hurting.
She was really surprised that such an opportunity would definitely not be given up, and it was right for artists to spread positive energy.
But Yu Qiuqiu quietly asked, "Is it because of what I said in the show?"
There was a pause, "It's not all... Didn't you buy a lottery ticket and lose it later."
You Qiuqiu, "..." Feeling said, this is a negative case for her.
The problem is not big, and this is not the point.
"now?"
"It doesn't seem to work well now."
The meaning over there is to record a video, it is best to finish recording early, it is not too difficult, but Yu Qiqiu still thinks it will take a while, drag it.
The other party speaks very well, "because you are working?"
Yu Qiuqiu, "Not yet."
She glanced not far away, not yet her turn to play.
"that……"
You Qiuqiu, "I am not good at modeling now."
"What look?"
You Qiuqiu, "...female ghost."
She glanced at herself. The student uniform was in tatters and even the bows on it were crooked. The important thing was that there was a large pool of "plasma" on it. Oh, she had a prop knife in her heart.
To be precise, she was still a sloppy female ghost.
You can't use such an image to record positive energy videos.
Inappropriate.
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Ball confession: I can't escape the temptation to get rich overnight, sorry, I went to buy lottery tickets again, blood loss
But... it’s Mr. Sheng’s money
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