Chapter 63: Is the fish salted today?
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I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry
- 大哥喝冰阔落
- 4470 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:39:44
You Qiuqiu: Hey?
In the past, every time she participated in the show, Mr. Sheng would tell her not to do anything. Now how can she be able to come back intact? Don't be aggressive.
Do you think that even if you ask, things will develop in a different place?
The man’s instructions continued,
If you feel that it’s not possible, then take the initiative to speak out. Not everything has to be done with gritted teeth.
You Qiuqiu looked like a lot of people didn't care about it, and many didn't care about it, but some things were particularly stubborn, and Sheng Shiyun wanted to tell You Qiuqiu.
This is not a filming, this is just a variety show, or a variety show that is relatively unfriendly to girls.
If you really can’t hold on, then allow to give up. It’s not her fault that it’s not done. The focus is on experience and participation.
Don't put the cart before the horse at this point.
"Have you heard?"
Sheng Shiyun noticed that Yu Qiqi was distracted after speaking.
He raised his eyebrows.
You Qiqiu nodded indiscriminately, indicating that he knew it.
"There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up."
She understands.
She is what the first-level expert said.
Originally, I was afraid that You Qiuqiu would go to the show to participate in the show. He insisted on proving himself or something, "..."
Well, he forgot, Yu Qiuqiu doesn't need to be warned in this regard.
"Go ahead."
The people on the side of the program group said that they could start, and Sheng Shiyun waved at You Qiuqiu.
After You Qiuqiu got into the car, he could still see the man in suit and leather shoes standing there through the window.
She felt the deep love of her father, but she actually told her not to be aggressive. It was the tolerance of her father's fan, right?
Fortunately, there are no oranges sold here. Mr. Sheng will not suddenly say "You wait here, I will buy you some oranges."
...
Although Fang Shubai tried his best to participate in "Super Soldier" and said that Yu Qiuqiu would come to accompany him, but after all, he did not.
He said it was too late. The program team has already found people for this issue.
In order to participate in the show with You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai wrote a small composition to recommend himself very seriously, expressing how good his physical strength is and how much he likes this show. Even if he is busy and tired at work, he must take time. Look.
The director of the "Super Warrior" program group was very moved and said on the spot: It doesn't matter. Although you can't participate in this recording, you are welcome next time!
Fang Shubai: "..."
Overturned.
Who really wants to participate in such a tiring and abusive show, he just wants to be with the cubs.
After Fang Shubai knew that he could not participate with You Qiuqiu, he sent a large paragraph of text, the main point is:
Baby, you must take good care of yourself when your father can't be with you.
You Qiuqiu replied to Fang Shubai, "Don't worry, silly son."
The rest of them just want to be her father, he is just a younger brother, join in the fun.
So You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai are each other's fathers, Jiang Tao said that they don't understand the joy of being a father.
You Qiuqiu: Don't be tied up, let us be beautiful alone.
She has been in a lot of variety shows with Fang Shubai before, and her elder sister and younger brother CP make people laugh and turn around every time, and she can be called a classic partner.
Fang Shubai:! Ball cub, how can you still have this kind of quotations from the meal circle.
He exclaimed over there.
You Qiuqiu was said to be guilty by Fang Shubai. Of course, she would be able to make quotations from the restaurant circle. After all, she is a woman who lists herself every day. When she has time, she also assists the group administrator to send some shameful Amway quotations.
As he approached the meeting place, You Qiuqiu just made an excuse, saying that he was going to be busy and stopped chatting with Fang Shubai.
...
There are six guests in this issue of "Super Warrior" plus Yu Qiuqiu.
Among them was an acquaintance, Lan Xuan.
This time, Lan Xuan and You Qiuqiu also cooperated for the third time. He greeted You Qiuqiu very enthusiastically, because of the friendship that Yu Qiuqiu dragged him out of the haunted house, how does Lan Xuan think of You Qiu How kind to the ball.
Last time in the second season of "Leisure Time", Lan Xuan and Fang Shubai got along well, and Fang Shubai also spoke with You Qiuqiu.
It's a pity that Fang Shubai didn't come.
As for why he is on all kinds of variety shows, Lan Xuan said, "Life is not easy, run variety shows more."
It's not what life is forced to do. In order to make some money, he played basketball before he switched jobs. Unlike You Qiuqiu who can still go to filming, then he can only run variety shows.
You Qiuqiu reached an agreement with Lan Xuan.
Isn't it for money?
And although she is an actress, she hasn't received many scenes before, the same.
Except for Lan Xuan, the others didn't know You Qiuqiu, but everyone took the initiative to introduce themselves.
The man who is not too tall and looks relatively ordinary, but is born with a smiling face, is called Li Gaoming. He is a comedian.
Nearly forty years old, a few words have already linked a few people together, and the man who quickly got acquainted with him on the team is the male host, Su Ruhai.
Guo Fei, a handsome young boy in a sweater and trousers with a baseball cap on his head, looks a bit cold, but he is actually shy and has tiger teeth in his smile.
In addition to You Qiuqiu, there is a girl named Gao Mengfan. She is very tall, has a cold face and is a supermodel by profession.
What Yu Qiuqiu didn't expect was that many people actually said they knew her.
Su Ruhai, "Whitening Ads." It's being broadcast recently.
Gao Mengfan, "Song of the Heroes." It's not a singer, but it relies on singing to make a fortune.
Guo Fei, "Have seen the hot search for sister Qiuqiu..."
He is really young, and like Dong Tiantian is still a minor. It is normal to call you sister You Qiuqiu. When You Qiuqiu heard the hot search, he felt that he could stop here, so there is no need to go on.
Li Gaoming even asked if You Qiuqiu had any intention to turn to a comedian.
You Qiuqiu: Actually, he really had this intention.
But Mr. Sheng was not allowed.
...
As soon as the six people met, the atmosphere was already good, and the program team was also happy to see the results, and getting along with each other can make the recording smoother.
Of course, even if she can be forced, and those who like to make troubles, the show facing them will wipe out all her careful thoughts.
tired.
Who is still in the mood to engage in those twists and turns?
The six people were led to the training ground by the program staff. They saw a row of soldiers wearing camouflage uniforms. The instructor said something and asked them, "Do you understand?"
"Understood!"
Shouting loudly.
You Qiuqiu was shocked by this momentum, suddenly a little bit weak, and he retreated and started playing.
She didn't know if she was stunned by the filming of "Female Soldier". She felt that she was very critical, fearless, and could fight for another five hundred years, but now...
She suddenly became sober.
She was wrong, she didn't seem to be taking this variety show.
I don't know if it is too late to leave now.
That's too late.
Gao Mengfan was the first to ask, the director of the show group smiled sinisterly.
It was hard to "cheat" these people in, how could it be possible to let them leave.
The purpose of allowing the guests to watch is to give them a good start, and this trick has been tried repeatedly. Just now the camera has honestly recorded each of their reactions.
Everyone's expression has a special soul.
...
"Now everyone hand in the luggage they have with them."
The director of the program group prepared six boxes and placed them in front of the guests, not only for them to hand them in, but for them to show them cruelly.
Lan Xuan took his skin care products and didn't want to hand them in, so he just wanted to lie over there.
The director laughed, "No, you guys still use skin care products?"
The main reason is that Lan Xuan has always been a tough guy to the outside world. I didn't expect that a large bag was all skin care products, and they were all ladies-level.
Lan Xuan, "Why can't the elders use skin care products!"
You Qiuqiu nodded in agreement with Lan Xuan's point of view: Masters can also use skin care products.
Lan Xuan caught the action of You Qiuqiu, and felt that he had reached a united front with You Qiuqiu, "I'll forget it. Female artists rely on their faces like flowers and jade. You still don't let them use it?"
"Qiuqiu, you also brought a lot of skin care products, right?"
Although You Qiuqiu understands that Lan Xuan wants to reach a united front with her, but...
"I didn't bring it."
Let her change, but also can't change.
Lan Xuan was dumbfounded, "...what about sunscreen."
Always bring sunscreen, always use it, right?
He chose to take a step back and keep a bottle of sunscreen.
Yuqiuqiu, "Neither."
Sunscreen is actually needed, but the planet told her in advance that the director of this show did not allow guests to wear sunscreen, so she didn't bring it at all.
Lan Xuan was really shocked.
"Are you really a female artist?"
Be suspicious.
"Wait for brother to give you even more."
Is it a female artist, or a beautiful female artist.
Lan Xuan looked at You Qiuqiu's face. It was white and tender, completely flawless. It should be with makeup, right?
Even if Lan Xuan really catches You Qiuqiu and unites with her, it is useless. After all, the program group is so stipulated, and other people can't bring it.
What he is more curious about is what Yu Qiuqiu brought.
You Qiuqiu brought something to eat.
All kinds of snacks are there.
The rest: Why do you want to open a snack shop?
People from the company gave You Qiuqiu, Li Ge, Jiang Tao, from everyone's favor.
Director of the program group, "Snacks will also be confiscated during filming!"
Nothing is spared.
You Qiuqiu said, "Oh." This is also expected, after all, they were not allowed to eat other variety shows before.
"Then it hasn't officially started yet?"
She raised her face and asked at the crew of "Super Soldier".
The director of the program group was a little taken aback, but he nodded.
It didn't officially start yet.
So You Qiuqiu opened a bag of potato chips, twisted a slice and stuffed it in his mouth, eating it without forgetting to greet the guests next to him.
Everyone, come together.
Not a lot.
She served as the last guillotine (?) to relieve her greed, and shared with her friends by the way.
The rest of the guests did not expect that You Qiuqiu would bring so many small snacks, nor did she expect that she would eat them directly and even greet them.
In fact, he is a little older, like Su Ruhai, who has not eaten snacks for many years. Supermodel Gao Mengfan also has to control his body, and generally does not touch these high-salt and high-oil snacks.
but……
You Qiuqiu's food is really delicious.
Coupled with the fact that the program group gave them one after another, it always gives people a bleak sense of sight.
Under this stimulus, six guests gathered together with a pack of snacks.
I ate the scene of students hiding in the corner and eating snacks and fearing to be caught by the class teacher. The key is that many of the guests in the audience have an elegant, mature and stable image.
Program director, "?"
Hey, everyone seems to be having fun.
This is not the same as their usual groaning atmosphere.
Back to the beginning, it was because of joining a wonderful female artist named Yu Qiuqiu.
However, the director of the program thinks that everyone will be affected soon.
...
Confiscated skin care products and sunscreen!
Snacks confiscated!
The rhythm of the "Super Warrior" program is very fast. After allocating clothes for everyone, they gave them very little time to change their clothes, and then began to gather and train. At this time, the live broadcast of the program group also began.
Yes, in addition to watching artists receive high-intensity training and feeling the self-discipline of the troops, "Super Soldier" also has a live broadcast.
Of course, the live broadcast is not 24 hours, intermittent, and some special scenes will also be cut off.
The live broadcast room has long guarded many fans of the show, and they like to watch this daily life.
The assigned instructors were serious and looked extremely tough.
I gave you a few stern reminders.
From now on, no matter what their identities were before, they all forget that they are the soldiers under them.
Obey the instructions of the instructor and obey the arrangements.
Now that you are here, you should be mentally prepared in advance, and will not give preferential treatment to anyone because of your gender.
The barrage has been brushed up.
"Oh, it's really strict. My heartbeat speeds up just by listening to the instructor."
"It must be strict. After all, this is a special force training experience. How can it be done if it is not strict."
"Can Gao Mengfan play with You Qiuqiu?"
...
Among the six guests, there are two girls, Gao Mengfan and You Qiuqiu.
Now under the scorching sun, the two people are standing side by side, and they are indeed weak compared to the tall male guests.
Gao Mengfan is okay. As a supermodel, Yu Qiqiu is shorter than her. Some time ago, she became thinner and became a paper man, as if a gust of wind could blow her away.
People can't help but have questions.
Can she do it?
Can they do it?
"To be honest, the female guests of this show came up purely for abuse, I don't know if they will cry."
The sentence of the barrage can be regarded as the voice of the instructors.
They were originally unnatural to record these. They were most afraid of the female guests in it. They obviously didn't do much for them, and they seemed to be bullied one by one.
The first project is running without any technical content, purely looking at endurance.
The boys ran eight laps around the playground and the girls ran six laps around the playground.
"Aren't we here for training?"
Because the instructors were all expressionless, as if they were robots with no emotions, no one dared to say anything, only Guo Fei asked in a low voice.
Instructor, "This is training, let's talk about it if you can persist."
Su Ruhai shook his head to Guo Fei and made a run.
Everyone had no objections, and You Qiuqiu and Gao Mengfan followed closely.
The boys circle the playground eight times, and the girls run six laps. Not only are they tired from running, but the person watching is already tired.
Now that the sun's rays have become dazzling, Yu Qiuqiu and the others wear a small camera on their heads, and their facial expressions and breathing rate can all be captured.
There are also planets who know that there is a live broadcast here. After seeing this, they can't help but sweat Yuqiuqiu.
They knew that You Qiuqiu shot related themes, and Reuters photos have always shown that the cubs seem to be very comfortable.
But six laps.
Is six laps really okay?
Netizens were skeptical, and the whole heart of the planet was hanging down, seeing Yu Qiuqiu breathing harder and heavier and running slower and slower, but no matter what, she still ran down.
Did not shout bitter, tired.
Netizen: You Qiuqiu was unexpectedly good?
Now that you have come to participate in the show, as the instructor said, you must be psychologically prepared, if you don't accept it, don't come, cry hard and cry tired but don't go, only negative reactions in the eyes of the audience.
If I knew it now, why bother at the beginning.
No one is forcing it to participate.
The guests also know this, but they can't control it if they really put it into practice.
You ball takes a medium time to complete.
It’s been a long time since running alone. The fast runners rest while waiting for the slower ones.
The instructors didn't say any compliments after the whole group was over. They asked the guests to rest for a while before proceeding to the second project.
Rolled out of the quagmire.
Barrage.
"What kind of devil project is this."
"Seriously, this won't be playing guests. As a cleanliness person, I was suffocated when I saw the mire rolling."
"And they didn't rest long at all."
"Come, come, press the treasure, buy away, I guess You Qiuqiu and Gao Mengfan will give up."
Haven't seen Gao Mengfan and You Qiuqiu frown.
They definitely can't.
From the beginning of watching the live broadcast, the channel has started to make comments that You Qiuqiu and Gao Mengfan are not good. Women do have many disadvantages in this respect, and this must be admitted.
But if you keep brushing it, you feel malicious.
Before the passersby could refute those remarks, Yu Qiuqiu opened his mouth.
"Can I try it?"
She wants to be the first.
Barrage, "Give up a ghost, don't your face hurt?"
...
When Yu Qiuqiu heard the rolling event, he was eager to try.
She is good at this.
It was rolling in the sand before, but not in the mud.
Originally, Lan Xuan thought he was a man anyhow, although he was reluctant to do anything in the quagmire, but there was always someone who wanted to make a comeback.
But before he could speak, Yu Qiqiu actually took the lead to speak.
Lan Xuan, "Hey?"
The rest of the guests and the program group were also a little surprised.
The instructor couldn't help but glanced at Yu Qiuqiu more, "Okay, you come."
You Qiuqiu fell next to the mud and made a rolling posture, confirming that her thinking was not wrong, she held her breath and started rolling.
The quagmire is sticky, with mud and water in it, and Yuqiu was a little uncomfortable when he first entered the ball. After all, she didn't roll as fast as the sand, but gradually she adjusted her position, found the skills, and rolled faster.
Guests who didn't have the heart to look down.
? ? ?
I only saw a person who was gradually wrapped in mud rolling faster and faster, faster and faster.
You Qiu ball reached the finish line smoothly, because she was afraid of being splashed into her eyes by mud, her eyes were closed, she didn't know when she reached the finish line, and continued to roll by instinct.
It was originally a black clay figurine, but now it was covered with a layer of yellow sand. At first glance, it looked a bit like brown rice rolls, but changed the color and sprinkled sesame seeds on it.
The instructor was also stunned, "Okay, you can stop!"
Barrage--
"Hahaha, I really can't do it anymore, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed, but I was stabbed in a laugh inexplicably."
"Why does she roll so easily, because she has the word ball in her name?"
"Damn, I could have resisted laughing, but the cold jokes upstairs made me laugh until I screamed. The goddess rolled well because of the ball in the name, hahaha."
"I've been staring at You Qiuqiu's face the whole time. Rolling in the quagmire can still be so good-looking. I admire..."
...
The quagmire is not deep, but rolling in a circle is enough to make people go from fairies to clay figurines.
You Qiuqiu is now covered in mud, and there are a lot of mud spots on his face and hair.
But as the barrage said, it looks good even if you roll in the quagmire.
There are more mud spots on Porcelain White's face, which should have harmed her appearance, but unexpectedly she has a natural visual sense of carving, which makes her skin really good.
The long, curled eyelashes blinked and the eyes were clear.
Called a beauty crit!
As long as the beauty does not speak.
He said, "You must keep your mouth shut, this smells a little strange."
The muddy water accidentally got into the mouth a little.
The next sentence, "I think I have sunk several kilos now."
It looked like she was wrapped in several layers of mud.
Mud Ball was rushed to change clothes by the program team. Before going to change clothes, You Qiuqiu didn't forget to share his experience with the others, how could he roll faster and more comfortable.
She has gotten out of experience.
There were still people who were frustrated with this quagmire. After the beginning of Yuqiuqiu, they let go.
One by one received the baptism of the earth.
While going to change clothes, You Qiuqiu also grouped up with the show, "It's a little expensive for clothes." You can't come more than once.
Director of the program group: She deserves to be a woman with a score of 95 on the political test. This ideological consciousness is really high.
It won’t be more than a few times. One time is enough. Do not say whether people think they are human or not. They also think they have some dogs.
...
After changing clothes and tidying up, everyone is still refreshed when standing together, just a little more tired.
After all, the amount of exercise this morning has already reached them for a few months.
The third project is relatively mild.
shooting.
Of course the guns are not real, and they really can't be touched, they are just highly restored.
Here the director of the program group reminded everyone that they must learn this skill well. They come to the program group not only for training, but also for a free competition. This skill determines whether they can win or whether they can "safeguard their lives."
You Qiuqiu grabbed the high imitation equipment in his hand and got serious.
After all, it's about the life of the family, and the small life matters.
She took a 120% serious attitude, whether it was listening to the lecture or learning movements from the instructor.
After half a day, the instructors have begun to improve their impressions of the two female artists, especially Yu Qiuqiu. With the quagmire rolling, coupled with the current attitude of serious learning, the instructors secretly nodded in their hearts.
Lan Xuan's group of men over there, no matter how steadily holding the things in their hands, they can't walk anymore.
They turned into three-year-olds and started shooting at targets.
Of course, I didn't even learn, and the results were terrible.
The instructor, "Look at Yuqiuqiu and learn from Yuqiuqiu. Don't rush to do things, and start after you are fully prepared. Isn't it a waste of ammunition without preparation?!"
The rest of the guests heard the instructor's words and looked at Yu Qiuqiu.
Her entire action is indeed the most standard, even if it is now filmed as a promotional poster, it is completely fine.
Barrage.
"A bit powerful."
"Has You Qiuqiu studied before? I feel so professional."
"Super Sa, beautiful mm shark me!"
The instructor waited for a while, seeing that Yu Qiu still didn't move, he couldn't help but whispered, "It's not that you have to keep preparing, you can start when you are ready."
You Qiuqiu smiled awkwardly and made a request in a milky tone, "Can I move around?"
"Holding it for too long, my hand is stiff."
The instructor was taken aback, "Yes."
Everyone told themselves that these were all details, not important. Didn't you see that Yu Qiuqiu moved his neck from side to side, and squinted one eye and aimed the gun at the target.
Gangster style.
A batch of Sa.
You Qiuqiu squeezed the trigger like an old dog and fired three rounds.
Lan Xuan asked anxiously, "How many rings?" As expected, he is a king who is not even afraid of haunted houses, and he wants to pass Bing Kuo Lu to his eldest brother.
Netizens who are watching the live broadcast are also waiting for amazing numbers.
Eight rings, nine rings, ten rings?
Will it create miracles like that? !
You Qiuqiu is also looking forward to it. This skill is about whether her life can be kept in the future.
The instructor who checked the situation not far away gave a strange expression.
"Three shots."
"Nothing."
The gun missed the target.
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Ball: Little life is not guaranteed. (Trembling)
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