Chapter 79: No, it's koi today
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I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry
- 大哥喝冰阔落
- 4556 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:39:47
Facing the man's question, You Qiuqiu firmly shook his head.
How does Mr. Sheng think of her like that? She is an actor, and she has carefully selected the script, so she is not greedy without moving and greedy melon seeds.
Sheng Shiyun did not speak, but he used his eyes to tell Yu Qiqiu that he still remained skeptical.
But no matter what, the boss and the social animal still reached an agreement on choosing the script.
Sheng Shiyun feels that the script of "Happily Beautiful Chef" is well written, the whole style is very cheerful, and the fire dare not say it, but as long as the director does not make it and the actor as a whole does not collapse, it can basically be a small explosion.
And You Qiuqiu, the role of Master Hou's doting concubine, is full of emotions, and the personality is also pleasing. He always speaks to the nail on the head. From the heroine first married to the palace, she also holds the posture of the elders like the others, elegant and dignified. But since eating the meals made by the heroine, she has been directly transformed into the Cengfan team.
I went to the heroine’s food all day and reported on time. For various reasons, I even brought my own tableware for that meal. For a time, the rest of my aunts were afraid of not knowing what calculation she had played. Father Hou was even more suspicious of myself. I was put on a green cap by my son...
After the finalization, Sheng Shiyun contacted the crew of "Happy Chef". Three days later, You Qiuqiu was called by the crew to take makeup photos. This role was finalized.
The service of "Happy Chef" is still relatively online. As the concubine of Father Hou Ye, the clothes that You Qiuqiu got are not bad.
She took two sets in total.
One set is formal and cumbersome, golden, and one set is purple uniform.
In terms of taking makeup photos, Yu Qiuqiu is very expressive, and the effect of the photos can not be wrong.
While You Qiuqiu was wearing a costume, she asked Jiang Tao to take some pictures for her.
Since she was kicked out of the group, she could not use the ID of [Only Love Ball Cub] to post photos to the group, but the planet in the group still wanted to see more photos of Yu Qiuqiu, so Xiaowei often came to find herself.
Qiuqiu, do you have any new photos today? Send me a copy if you take one.
You Qiuqiu: ...
Can't you let her in? It won't be so troublesome to go in.
But her fans are too principled, and Yu Qiuqiu asked 10,000 times.
"..."
Although Yu Qiuqiu was ruthlessly rejected, he honestly passed the photo to Xiaowei every time, if not, take one now.
Bastard entertainer You Qiuqiu used to be an empathetic hitting machine, now it is an empathetic selfie machine.
She now has a new look and can send it to them.
...
After You Qiuqiu entered the group, "My Agent" also ushered in the air.
"My Agent" was publicized on a large scale before it was broadcast. The highlight given by the program group was to show the relationship between the agent and the artist, and explore their private work.
Aiming at this theme, it has attracted many audiences.
Of course, there are a lot of them for favorite artists, and then when the figure of Yu Qiuqiu appeared in the show, before the planet reservedly issued a "They are cute and loving cubs", the screen was instantly covered with hahaha Give occupation.
Planet:? Why do you want to laugh, is there any laugh now?
There is a barrage to explain: there is no laughter, but you can't help it when you see Yuqiu, and it must be funny behind, so be prepared in advance.
Mention-before-prepare-prepare-good.
This barrage speaks out most of the audience’s voices. After all, everyone has concluded the routine. As long as Yu Qiuqiu is there, the show is absolutely funny, even if it is a show that discusses the relationship between the agent and the artist, it is no exception. .
really.
When the agent and the artist set out on a trip, things started to move away from control.
When the program team was in trouble and deliberately broke the circuit, and wanted to see the agent's ability to handle things, Yu Qiuqiu had no idea what was going on, because she was sleeping.
And when Yu Qiuqiu knew that the power was out, she also put forward her own opinions, she suggested that everyone can go to rest directly, anyway, sleep does not need any lights.
At that time, the director collapsed during the recording of this section, and the collapse was also cut out during the post-editing, and the subtitles read brightly.
[The director is crazy].
The barrage is crazy, laughing crazy.
"What kind of talent is You Qiuqiu? It is the nemesis of the program group. Every time, he accurately steps on the pain point of the program group."
"There is nothing wrong with it. Really, everyone listens to You Qiuqiu. The director of the program group is very bad, and the line is broken at night, so they all go to sleep and make the program group dumbfounded!"
The circuit was broken at night, and a group of busy and exhausted artist managers were required to fix it. To be honest, the audience also felt that the program group was a little tough.
However, when the ruthless program group met Yu Qiuqiu, who had a peculiar style of painting, it encountered a tough stubble.
There are still people who are entangled with Yu Qiuqiu, this is too much to sleep, such a big movement actually did not wake her up.
You Qiuqiu, I can sleep with a girl.
You Qiuqiu sells melons and confesss that she is a "black-hearted businessman". She sticks a mobile phone film and puts it on the surface of the moon. In the end, she didn't make any money. In turn, she had to pay others ten yuan, which made people laugh. Goose out.
Borrowing money to passers-by is even more soulful.
Passers-by first called out Yu Qiuqiu's name, and after hearing that Yu Qiuqiu loaned her money, they said she was a fake, and the cameraman and director were also partners.
Yu Qiuqiu's dazed expression was infinitely magnified, and only Yu Qiuqiu's face was magnified countless times on the screen.
Official ghost animals are the deadliest.
Netizens helped with text.
Yuqiuqiu: I am not Yuqiuqiu, who am I?
This episode is probably called--
True or false Yuqiu ball!
Thirty yuan is exchanged for three hundred, and you can also get the private contact information of Yuqiuqiu. No one knows that this citizen is so vigilant.
"Why haven't I met, I am willing to change from thirty yuan to three hundred yuan!"
"I can give away thirty dollars for free. You don't have to pay me back, just give me the contact information."
"Hahaha, it's really pitiful to want to give Yuqiu 30."
"I don't know if the guy who said You Qiuqiu is a liar has seen this episode, whether he regrets hhh, and wants to see feedback."
There are endless sand sculptures. When You Qiuqiu blows up the balloon, when he blows the balloon with the cow into the sky, Zuoyou said, "The ball, the cow you are blowing, is up to the sky." It was like poking everyone's smile.
"The went to heaven, did it come from this way? (Manually funny
"The silly boast is going to heaven, and sooner or later I will laugh to death in this video."
"Mom asked me why I was watching this video while crying, and she burst into tears."
...
The place where You Qiuqiu is is still sand sculptures. What the program group wants to reflect is to observe the way the agent gets along with the artist, and discuss the theme of cooperation, which gradually digresses.
However, a group of people noticed.
Audience who always remembers the subject, humble jpg.
They observe the personal abilities of each agent, how to deal with problems, and get along with the artists.
Regarding Sheng Shiyun's paragraph about whether to be afraid of the dog's You Qiuqiu to pick up the training dog variety show, the fragment of self-challenge also caused a lot of discussion.
Faced with a good team and a suitable price, Sheng Shiyun still refused.
What he said was affirmed by many viewers, and someone specially brought it out for discussion.
I can’t agree more with what Yuqiuqiu’s agent said that all fears are not to be challenged. In fact, I have always disliked plots that make people challenge fearful things. While the rest of the people cheer, I only notice the forced challenge to fear. People of things, how ugly their expressions are..."
"Speaking what I have always wanted to say, does it make sense? It's not easy for people to live in the world. I'm afraid of something. If I don't avoid it, I will touch it? What is the picture?"
"People live for themselves, not for others' eyes and affirmations, and others may not care."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I just blew that sentence, there can be things that are scared, there can be things that you hate, it's not that complicated, really, artists are ordinary people, not supermen."
You Qiuqiu is afraid of dogs, not only the planet knows it, but also many passersby.
No matter it was at the airport, Sheng Shiyun didn't care about the rules given by the director of the program group. When others were still there in a panic, he contacted the car immediately and asked about the price; or after the power was cut off, he went to repair the circuit and later. Regarding his money planning, he can get a good impression regardless of whether he needs to compare with other brokers.
People are born to be strong, and they will be more inclined to such high IQ, reliable and reliable brokers.
You Qiuqiu's agent has become the most outstanding of the four agents.
"Also, he is handsome."
Netizen:? ? ?
Sister, isn’t your focus a bit wrong? Aren’t we the sand sculptures where the rest of the people all go off to discuss Yuqiuqiu, and there are not many topics left to discuss the party?
But... really handsome.
Sheng Shiyun appeared in front of the public for the first time when Yu Qiuqiu exposed an investor surnamed Liu who wanted to unspoken rules for her. Sheng Shiyun was taken to the police station because of a fight; the second time he appeared in front of the public, Yu Qiuqiu invited him to dinner and passed. "Gossip", but they are all photos, and many times they are blurred.
Now it is the video, and the temperament is directly highlighted.
After the theme party got crooked, some netizens made bold statements.
"Is there no one with his agent?"
"I feel like there are pink bubbles inside."
This netizen also gave an example. After the power outage, Sheng Shiyun went to Yuqiuqiu's room to knock on the door as soon as possible, and the conversation was intimate and could not be more intimate; also during this period, Yuqiu ball fell into the lake, Shengshiyun was the first time. He jumped up and ran towards the other side. The most important thing was the playground. Suddenly the facilities were raining, and in the prime of time, Yun took the umbrella to open the ball.
She also gave a long explanation, "He reacted really fast, and most of the umbrella was tilted towards Yuqiu."
"God, if this is not love, what is love?!"
"I said two things can't hide, one is coughing, and the other is love... This is totally subconscious, I'm blasted!"
The next three double arrows or something, are you really doing idol dramas?
This is not a love variety show.
"I even figured out the name of CP, so I'll call it Survival CP!" Qiu Gensheng.
Sheng Shiyun, who was watching variety shows and news from netizens, froze here when he saw it.
...
Regardless of Yu Qiuqiu’s variety shows or film and television dramas, Sheng Shiyun will watch it for the first time. Not only is it guarding, but as a support behind her, Sheng Shiyun must also pay attention to the audience’s reactions and comments. Once there is a bad momentum , Or the sunspot who deliberately looks for things, he will deal with it quickly in prime time.
This time is no exception.
It's just that he didn't expect that some netizens said that he would knock him off with You Qiu.
Sheng Shi Yun picked up the cup on hand and drank two sips of water. He felt a little complicated, and he even regretted participating in this variety show.
Are there any netizens describing these?
However, Sheng Shiyun did not get too entangled. After all, the most important thing in the face of the problem is to solve the problem. If the response to the cp or something is not good, he also has to see if he wants the navy to end.
However, Shengshiyun only had a preliminary plan in his mind, and someone had already returned to the netizen.
Passerby:? is it? Pink Bubble, does this mean?
The screenshot shows the scene where You Qiuqiu made a wish for a promotion and a salary increase under the wishing tree. In the prime of his time, Yun said that the wish would not work when it was said. The scene where two people come and go.
Finally, after Yu Qiuqiu went through all the hardships and finally returned to Sheng Shiyun, he clamored for the spaghetti with meat sauce.
Passerby: I wonder, You Qiuqiu is for her spaghetti, right?
Not only the pasta, but also many other foods. The manager and owner of You Qiuqiu, seems to be very good in cooking.
The planet is not considered the same thing.
"Zong Sheng has been in the fan club before." But he was kicked.
At that time, Yu Qiqiu, the protagonist, was kicked and made too much movement. In the prime of his time, he was inconspicuous at all, but the previous record did.
Planet: Mr. Sheng cares about Qiuqiu so much, that must be... Dad fan!
Although this father fan is really stingy.
At first, someone pointed out that Yu Qiuqiu was different from her agent, especially Yu Qiuqiu's agent, but basically everyone who saw it reacted calmly.
It turned out to be a dad fan.
Understood. Understood.
It seems that it looks like a pink bubble, but it is all within a reasonable range, and it turns out that this is Yuqiuqiu's "daddy fan", so it is better to explain that the socialist father-daughter relationship has no blood relationship. But the kind with an old father's heart.
Sheng Shiyun, "..." his eyebrows narrowed slightly.
He went to search for the keywords of himself and Yuqiuqiu.
There is no cp fan, like that netizen has only one, and it was deleted. On the contrary, You Qiuqiu and Qiqi both have cp fans.
You Qiuqiu and Qiqi couldn't have a miserable life in it. You Qiuqiu was driving three rounds and selling watermelons. On the contrary, many people said that they were a bit interesting together.
Sheng Shi Yun picked up a cup of water and took two more sips.
...
You Qiuqiu learned from Jiang Tao that "My Agent" had begun to air.
Jiang Tao was holding the phone, her shoulders trembling with a smile, "Netizens are so talented. I cut the scene of you selling melon film and pedaling three rounds together and made a video." The music is miserable. .
Of course, if this video has the most hahaha, you may believe that everyone really feels sorry for Yu Qiuqiu's miserable life.
Yu Qiuqiu, "..."
Jiang Tao, "Everyone wants to know the little brother who said you are a movie, how did he react after knowing that you are Yuqiuqiu, I really found it."
Yu Qiuqiu, "What reaction?"
She was actually a little curious.
Jiang Tao, "Little brother expressed surprise, and said that if you ask him to borrow another thirty yuan in the future, he will definitely lend you."
Jiang Tao also talked to Yu Qiuqiu about Yu Qiuqiu's advice to Zuoyou who bought the lottery ticket. It also sparked discussion. There were even special psychology students and micro-expression experts who came to study each of You Qiuqiu's Expressions and actions.
Concluded that she actually wanted to buy lottery tickets!
You Qiuqiu: Is everyone so free!
You Qiuqiu took the phone by herself and found the Weibo that the little brother had sent. First, he thanked him for expressing his willingness to lend her 30 yuan in the future, and then mailed it. She hoped that there would be no such thing.
I still have to borrow 30 yuan, which is really sad, so let's not have this experience again.
The younger brother thought it was a high imitation number, so he hit Mo and Laozi, and then was reminded by the rest of the people: click in, it is Yu Qiuqiu himself!
Only then did he know that You Qiuqiu actually responded to her.
You Qiuqiu’s two visits to the younger brother were regarded as counterfeit goods. Whether in reality or on the Internet, I thought it was funny to be a liar in the filming of the show. With this follow-up detailed product, the effect is even better.
I also don't want to borrow another thirty yuan, but the text reveals grievances and pity.
You Qiuqiu didn't know that she was treated as a fake wearing a large size. She was searching for this variety show.
Let her see, Sheng is not always complaining about her behind her back, and what wishes she has made under the wishing tree!
In the stage when the agent and the artist commented on each other, Sheng Shiyun did not complain like You Qiuqiu thought. Instead, he praised You Qiuqiu's pass, which made You Qiuqiu even suspect that Sheng was always a substitute.
She actually looks like this in his eyes?
Still, based on the variety show, he wants to say something about the scene.
But the man's expression is really serious, not like lying for a variety show.
Yu Qiuqiu also saw the wish made under the wishing tree.
The handwriting on the wooden sign is vigorous, and it is written upright; I hope you will be healthy, safe and happy.
...
Although they didn't get the Pink Bubble, the planets learned about the "black-hearted boss" who is very close and far away from them through watching variety shows.
It’s because the planet has been close to Yuqiu since it became a fan of Yuqiu, and when the cub was not as hot as it is now, he has been condemned from time to time. The black-hearted boss is not a man, and the resources are pitiful.
The reason is that the "black-hearted boss" is more of a paper man in their minds.
But through variety shows, the planet has a deeper understanding of Yu Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun.
Although Mr. Sheng’s company is small and pitiful, he has strong abilities and cares about the cubs. Everything he does, the planet is in sight. If he can act, then Sheng Shiyun’s acting skills will be the boss. He can compete for the actor.
And the ball cubs also said that Mr. Sheng is serious and responsible, and everyone who has been promoted and raised can also see it, and everything becomes a joke afterwards.
This variety show eased Sheng Shiyun's relationship with the planet.
Planet: An apology to the "black-hearted boss", the "black-hearted boss" is actually not that black-hearted.
They won't scold him again, if he keeps doing this and there is no sorrowful operation.
When "My Agent" became popular, and when it was searched twice in three days, You Qiuqiu had already been included in the crew of "Happy and Beautiful Chef".
You Qiuqiu also met acquaintances in the crew.
Cheng Guo, an actor who has worked with girls, previously said that he had a lot of lace news and the two did not walk the red carpet together.
It was not affected by the process and the result was not rejected. Seeing Yu Qiuqiu took the initiative to say hello.
Yu Qiuqiu, "You also took this scene."
Cheng Guo sat down on the chair next to him and waited to be swiped, and said in a very flat tone, "That's not it, male number two, you are the ball."
He actually saw Yu Qiuqiu dressing up and guessed it.
You Qiuqiu: ...
The male number two is amazing.
She knew a little bit of Cheng Guo's temperament, she was laughing and playing, and she herself was not a person who cared very much about other people's words, so she didn't care about it.
You Qiuqiu put on makeup, and when he saw the director, the director beckoned to You Qiuqiu, meaning to shoot them here first.
Originally, according to the process, it has not yet been Yuqiu's turn.
But Yu Qiuqiu saw that the director's face was not good, so he didn't ask much.
The director told You Qiuqiu about the play, pointing to the beauty couch not far away, "You will be paralyzed on it, paralyzed, more comfortable, better-looking, and then start chewing melon seeds."
The director thought that Yu Qiuqiu might not understand what he meant at the beginning, and he was ready to demonstrate to Yuqiuqiu.
Then Yu Qiuqiu nodded and walked towards the beauty couch. She leaned over there and grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table.
While eating melon seeds, he asked the director, "Is that true?"
The director was stunned, and quickly reacted, "That's it."
She's too paralyzed too soulful.
Why is she so paralyzed.
The director felt that he might not have this effect if he directed Yu Qiuqiu.
You Qiuqiu knocked the melon seeds quack quackly, chanting lines in his mouth, eating melon seeds and reciting the lines did not delay.
However, patted Yuqiu with the handle of the ball and grabbed the air.
She ate the sunflower seeds unknowingly.
Yu Qiu's expression on the ball remained unchanged. After all, she hadn't called a card, but her heart was at a loss.
The director didn't expect that You Qiuqiu actually caught a handful. After all, it was a full plate of sunflower seeds. Fortunately, the shot was almost done here. This detail did not affect the shooting. The director called a card.
And let the field office add some seeds to the plate.
Jiang Tao brought a big bag of melon seeds the next day, she said it was Mr. Sheng who bought it.
In the prime of his time, Yun told You Qiuqiu that he would eat the seeds of the props. He had expected it a long time ago, so he bought a large bag.
Enough Yu Qiuqiu to eat until the end of the shooting.
Yu Qiuqiu, "..."
On the first day of shooting, the heroine was not seen.
On the second day of filming, the heroine still did not come, and all the other actors were in place, so I continued filming supporting roles with the actor and supporting roles.
On the third day of shooting, a person who claimed to be the heroine's assistant appeared.
"Ira is not feeling well today, so I won't come here. I will trouble the director and teachers."
You Qiuqiu wonders, this heroine is called Ella? It's kind of foreign.
Cheng Guo sneered, "The real name is Xu Lixia, you can find it, and now...has transformed into Ella."
On the fourth day, I still asked for leave.
The fifth day.
When You Qiuqiu arrived on the crew, he saw that all the staff had a dark face. The hero was named Cheng Li. He was a young boy in costume. He was very handsome. Although he was not familiar with You Qiuqiu, he was pretty good. Polite, he seems to have a good temper, but he is yelling over there now.
"What the is going on, I play against the air all day long."
"I feel like I am mentally handicapped, so whether the heroine will come or not, after five days, I haven't seen her once."
The man next to him who looked like an agent was comforting Cheng Li.
Jiang Tao finished inquiring about the news. Today, the heroine still released the pigeons. The crew called her over and said that she hadn't slept well and couldn't get up.
I didn't sleep well and couldn't get up...
You Qiuqiu: She really wants to sleep, but as a social animal, she can't.
Ella’s reason was so strange that the crew members also complained about the missing heroine who was not punctual. She was able to do so and naturally had the capital to rely on. She brought money into the group.
In the end, the director personally went to the hotel to knock on the door and invited Ella over, and it was already afternoon.
Able to be a heroine and bring money to the group, Ella looks good, very pure, and pure is inversely proportional to her playing big cards.
After coming to the scene, everyone knew that her assistant had spoken tactfully before. For this moment, Ella didn’t complain that she didn’t have the water she wanted to drink. She had to ask the assistant to return to the hotel to fetch imported mineral water. , Is to dislike the sun, it will tan her skin.
The situation is frequent when shooting.
The director held the script, "Did you watch what you want to act?"
I won't talk about the lines. Ella in front of me is working as an actress. She doesn't even know the plot.
Facing the director's reasonable duties, Ella wrinkled her eyebrows together, "You are so fierce."
"No acting, no acting."
She came down directly from the shooting location, "You can do it, you can go."
Said to the director, a man with five big and three rough.
Bullying clearly.
Ella’s assistant still wants to make the rounds,
Don’t be angry with the director, this is not what Ella in our house meant, she is just a little anxious, afraid that the acting will be bad.
Then Ella dismantled the stage, "That's what I meant. He does it as if it were easy."
The blue veins on the director's forehead violently, and he pointed to the far corner, "You Qiuqiu, did you have any impression of that period?"
The part that Ella took has been repeated many times.
You Qiuqiu was still slumping on her pony, but she didn't expect to be named. She hesitated and nodded, impressed.
She read the script from beginning to end. In order to understand the context of the story, she not only looked at herself, but also looked at others, and even in order to be able to receive more smoothly, she would selectively recite other people's lines.
Director, "Then you go!"
The director let You Qiu let the ball go, and You Qiuqiu got on.
This paragraph actually doesn't have much technical content, it's just a simple preparation before cooking, just write down the actions.
Under everyone's gaze, You Qiuqiu came down completely and asked the director with his eyes: ok?
She thought the director asked her to give Ella a head start and demonstrate, after all, there would be no cooperation.
Then the director took the lead in applauding and said "very good."
"Qiuqiu, you are now the heroine, and the makeup artist and stylist will put on the heroine's clothes for a while, let's shoot directly!"
It's not that whoever does it, he is definitely not good as a man, but Yuqiu is good.
Since Yuqiu is good and he is also on, then Ella doesn't have to act.
You Qiuqiu instantly changed from a concubine to a heroine.
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Ball cub: Aha?
Mr. Sheng said that wishing to speak out would not work, so instead of telling Qiuqiu, he hoped that Qiuqiu, healthy, safe and happy, can be realized (for fear that it is too subtle, everyone can’t tell)
Survival cp is said by the girl in the comment area (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭
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