Chapter 4: Clockwork Weibo
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I’m Afraid It’s a Salted Fish
- Qi Jing Nan Qu
- 1937 characters
- 2021-03-03 02:38:39
It's quite laborious to put on the pants in the hug, not to mention Mr. Song's energetic energy. After wearing it halfway, he was emotional, brush it, and trousers he had worn for a long time.
Half an hour later, he took Chi Song and took a shower before putting on his pants again.
After the incident, both of them were very tired and didn't want to bother cooking or cooking any more. They turned over by the refrigerator for half a day and turned out a dumpling.
That was done when they first got together, too much in one breath, and a lot left.
The dumplings rolled up and down in the pan, and the warm aroma of cooked noodles condensed on the kitchen glass, forming a lot of steam and dew.
After re-laying a floral cover on the fabric sofa, Chi Song lay on his head playing with his mobile phone and brushing Weibo.
Opening Weibo a little, he was startled and stretched his neck to shout to the kitchen: "Zhihuai, did you buy me powder?"
Song Zhihuai shouted: "What?"
Chi Song rolled over and climbed up, dragged his slippers to the kitchen, and handed the phone to Song Zhihuai in fright.
Except when advertising, the company will advertise his name. On weekdays, Chi Song’s Weibo takes care of himself. First, he is reliable and has few words. Isn’t it a mess with the unconventional character? Second, He is not red.
Chi Song, who is not red, has more than 18,000 fans in just half a day, and has risen a dozen more out of thin air on his way to the kitchen.
Song Zhihuai was also surprised: "Not bad."
Chi Song's eyes widened: "Did you buy it?"
The capitalist Song Zhihuai said: "If I want to buy it, I will buy you a hundred thousand yuan, and I will buy it for eighteen thousand? There are also whole ones? I don't want face-saving."
Chi Song thought it right, and felt that he had wronged his husband. It was not good, and he kissed Song Zhihuai on foot.
Chi Song is not tall, and Baidu Encyclopedia rounded up a false report of 180, which is actually 177.5. Compared with Song Jin, who is almost 190, it can be said that it is only a cute Corgi.
Song Jin, holding a spatula and an apron, readily accepted Chi Song's kiss.
He asked: "Have you posted any Weibo?"
Chi Song frowned: "Not today."
He said that he opened his Weibo.
Next, he was dumbfounded.
He squeezed the claw machine dumbfounded and panicked: "...I posted on the wrong Weibo this morning."
Like some stars, Chi Song has a trumpet.
This trumpet is of course not used to vent negative emotions. Chi Song has a good temper and a gentle temperament. He has not encountered the trouble of "going to the gym to run and hug Mr. Song".
This number is simply used to show the Siamese cat of the Chichi Song family.
Chi Song found a Siamese cat cub when she was abroad. When she found her, she got pneumonia and was very ill. Chi Song took her to the hospital, took care of it, and adjusted the goat’s milk with a syringe. Feed her drop by drop.
Later, when the kitten became ill, she refused to leave at Chi Song's house.
When abroad, the cat is called "moon", little moon.
After returning home, the cat called "Song Shuai".
Entering the village is as customary as it is safe.
And probably because the things follow the master type, in contrast, Little Siam prefers to be called "Song Shuai".
Chi Song's trumpet is dedicated to show Song Shuai's daily life.
Cats are not easy to shoot, but Song Song's Song Shuai can be used as a desktop with just one shot. Chi Song really can't restrain his bragging heart, and often makes some small videos to release.
To put it bluntly, in addition to being an actor, he is also a cat blogger.
The reason why Chi Song is not to merge the main number and the trumpet is also his own consideration.
In the entertainment world, the most important thing is black powder. Even if the small transparent like Chi Song, there are a group of people who diss him, think he is ugly, short, big face, looks like a passer-by, dull, too hard when acting , Want red heart to break through the sky.
He was afraid that putting Song Yingjun's daily life on the main account would make Song Yingjun even scolded.
But this morning, he accidentally sent the content he planned to send on the trumpet to his main account.
In that little video, Song Shuai was holding his nose and yawning. Chi Song’s hand was out of the mirror, and he ticked at Song Shuai. The voice deformed by the voice changer had a little nasal nasal sound. He gently said: "Song Handsome, come here."
Song Shuai walked up obediently, leaning his face on Chi Song’s fingertips and rubbing in love.
Such things as the star trumpet, once discovered, are an inevitable storm.
There will always be idlers who are willing to turn from the first microblog of the trumpet to the last one. If you can find a person who likes the opponent's black material and finds a diss ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, everyone can be high for a long time.
But Chi Song’s trumpet was clean, he didn’t pay attention to anyone in the circle, he didn’t even have swear words, only a full screen of cute things, he would also discuss with you which brand of molar stick is easy to use, and which brand of cat scratching board Chicken ribs.
Heizi traced his way and returned unhappy.
The normal person touched the track and turned a few, most of them were addicted to sucking cats and could not extricate themselves.
Chi Song is not worried: "Will no one scold Song Handsome?"
Song Zhihuai was quite funny: "Normal people wouldn't. As for those lunatics, what are you doing?"
However, Chi Song still dared not read the comment, and directed his phone to Song Zhihuai's arms: "Look, see if anyone scolds her."
Song Zhihuai took the kitchen paper and wiped his hands, took the mobile phone, and commented on the line while saying, "It's not that you are not on the Internet, why do you care about handsomeness so much?"
Chi Song thought without hesitation: "If you scold me, I can scold it back in my heart. Handsome Song can't scold them again, so I feel wronged."
Song Zhihuai asked, "What do you call them?"
Chi Song, who doesn't scold at all, is at a loss.
After a while, he barely suffocated five words: "...It's so bad."
Song Zhihuai laughed and lowered his head to kiss Chi Song's forehead.
...It's so cute.
After reviewing the comments, Song Zhihuai handed the phone back to Chi Song: "There are three handsome and bad things, and a total of three hundred were criticized by the following comments." Each one is more clang than "really bad" More powerful.
Chi Song blushed slightly: "Three hundred. ... I haven't had so many replies on any Weibo before."
After he finished speaking, he realized that his second boss was standing in front of him.
He was a little anxious: "Will I be in trouble?"
Song Zhihuai said: "The boss is covering you, not afraid of causing trouble."
Chi Song hugged Song Zhihuai's waist and rubbed it touchedly.
Soon, Chi Song, wearing SpongeBob cotton slippers, walked out of the kitchen with a tableware and a mobile phone.
Song Zhihuai, who was wearing Pai Daxing cotton slippers, put the cooked dumplings on the plate one by one.
Song Shuai, who was sleeping in the room, smelled the fragrance and ran into the kitchen, meowing softly.
Song Zhihuai opened the cabinet, skillfully filled a few spoonfuls of cat food, and placed it in a small bowl dedicated to Song Shuai.
He put the cat food bowl down, and Song Shuai began to eat reservedly.
In those days, Mr. Song was a famous Yapi in the circle. His family background and taste were top-notch. He wore a pair of gold-colored glasses with a high quality. He was seven points expensive and three points ruff. under.
...And now, SpongeBob, Paida and Octopus are happy families.
Before going to bed, Chi Song gained more than 30,000 fans.
Chi Song was very happy, flushed with excitement, and said to Song Zhihuai: "They seem to really like my cat."
Song Zhihuai heard something sad from this sentence.
... Chi Song is an actor, and the attention that this accident attracted was not due to his acting skills.
Every year, a large number of TV series are produced in China, led by Mango, CCXV, Tomato, Litchi and Blueberry have their own output. The TV series broadcast by these stations, regardless of quality, because the platform is first-class, More or less can gain more attention.
Almost all of the TV series joined by Chi Song are broadcast on local TV stations.
The attention is average, the quality is average, and it can even be called a Lei opera. It belongs to the kind of young people who can turn the stage at a glance. Uncles and aunts love to watch, but most of them are protagonists. At most, when they see Chi Song, they will boast about it with their family.
And the young people who were ambitious could not see it for two minutes, and they were run away by the plot.
Despite this, Chi Song is still struggling to pick up the drama, so that his professional skills will not be abandoned, and every bad drama is used as a first-line resource to perform. He has taken notes one after another.
Xian Yu Chi Song is not just hard work, he likes acting very much.
In addition, Song Zhihuai remembers clearly what happened when he first brought Chi Song to meet friends.
Someone summoned Chi Song when he saw it.
"Hey, aren't you that one?" He knocked on his head in distress, and finally knocked out the name from his memories, "Little Baizi!"
Chi Song held a glass of cocktail with bright eyes: "Yes, I am Xiaobaizi."
Others asked, "Who is Xiaobaizi?"
The man snorted: "Don't you remember Xiaobaizi? The murderer protagonist Bai Yao in the "Shushui Murder Case", he played Bai Yao's childhood!"
With that said, he patted Chi Song's shoulder intimately: "He sings nicely! I remember when he grew up killing people, he still hummed the song in his mouth....... Isn't it?"
Chi Song nodded obediently: "Yes."
The man handed over the microphone: "Come and sing again, sing that, Chong'erfei, right?"
With that said, the man also squeezed his eyes at Song Zhihuai.
Song Zhihuai was angry.
He could see that this group of people didn't really like Chi Song's character at all, but just used him as a play to tease.
Chisong seemed like he didn't see it at all and said, "Okay."
Song Zhihuai grabbed the microphone and threw it on the sofa: "What is good? Go!"
When Chi Song was dragged out of KTV, Song Zhihuai went out of his anger: "What do you tell you to do? You are so bullying?"
But Chi Song used only one sentence to dispel Song Zhihuai's anger.
"Other people told me to sing, I will not sing casually." Chi Song looked at Song Zhihuai and said very seriously, "...but those people are your friends."
Chi Song is very good, very good, but also very clear.
He knew that Song Zhihuai's friends were teasing him, and he knew that those who followed him were just following his cat.
But he will not be too angry, just think that as long as everyone is happy, it will be fine.
Unfortunately, Song Zhihuai would not think so.
For Chi Song, he put many of Meng Lang's friends on the blacklist. For Chi Song, he can also turn this Wulong incident into a help for Chi Song's career.
After Chi Songwo fell asleep in his arms, Song Zhihuai picked up his mobile phone and contacted the company's public relations department.