Chapter 1015: White Demon

If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of the pregnant child is 10, and the pain level of the male being kicked is 12, and I now feel the pain of close contact with the pepper. Between 8 and 9, it is not something ordinary people can bear.
The rice was already ready before going to the bathroom. Now the lid of the rice cooker is open, and the overflowing steam and the taste of the pepper are mixed together, which reminds me of the torture suffered by my little jj.
Damn it! Why didn't I take out the smart contact lenses just now! If you wear a contact lens, you will not be afraid of the pepper flavor like the palace color!
No, no, I only have a single contact lens that can only cover one eye...
Ah ah ah ah ah! It doesn't matter with contact lenses at all! I was so hot that it was a little jj, not an eye! Gong Caicai will not have this problem even if you don't wear contact lenses! Because she has no relevant equipment at all!
I was completely confused, and I looked at the sink faucet that was close at hand and decided to do something dangerous.
I said before, there is no toilet nearby, and the only toilet is occupied by Xiong Yaoyue. If I am stiff during this time, it is estimated that it is not enough. I am afraid to sacrifice it under the attack of pepper.
The little jj is red and swollen and the pepper is hot, and this method of death is too shameful! And if I die like this, I will definitely enrich the "One Thousand and One Deaths" series that the United States has taken! I want to be jokes by Amy’s compatriots!
Now the kitchen is full of steamed peppers, and most of them won't come over. I feel at ease, pull the zipper of the pants, raise my feet, and stretch the small jj under the faucet to rinse.
"Oh... finally comfortable... Laozi..."
I was relieved because of the pain, and I made a satisfying voice. However, at this moment, I heard the sound of something falling to the ground behind me. The thing bounced twice on the floor and rolled to my feet. I looked down and turned out to be a can of sardines.
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
It seems that out of inertia, the palace color that completely stayed out told me a half sentence, and then settled in the original place completely petrified.
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wore invisible eyes and was not afraid of chili flavor, she was sent again! Just saw me washing the jj in the sink! Don't misunderstand! I have no abnormal hobbies! I am so hot that I can't stand it!
"Palace color, you don't..."
I want to turn around and explain to Gongcai Cai, but I only remembered that my little friend was still outside when I was in a hurry. Gong Caicai might have seen a little at that angle but couldn’t see it. If I turned around in the past, Gong Caicai would definitely Passed out.
I hurriedly put the sword back to the sheath, and washed the hand before saying to the palace Cai Cai: "Don't call, listen to me first..."
"I, I don't call..." Gong Caicai was so scared that his lips turned white from the good-looking pink, and even the pupils began to spread.
"No, I am not threatening you, you listen to me," I swallowed my throat and moistened my throat. "I was cutting peppers and glutinous rice just now, and the paprika was in my place..."

Why would you cut the peppers to get that place?
Gong Caicai almost cried out.
Why should Ye Lin take off his pants in the kitchen?

It may be because the squad leader and others are not far away, and Gong Caicai rarely has the courage to say a word that is not very stuttering.
"Because the bathroom is occupied by Pooh!" I said, patted the thigh. "I can't stand the hot thing below. I can't wait for Pooh to finish using the bathroom. I have to make a decision! Don't talk to the squad leader!"
"Why is the cut pepper going to get that place?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question again, and his eyes were filled with mixed grief questions.
"Not in the kitchen, it was made in the bathroom! I didn't wash my hands before urinating, and the result was so hot!"
Gong Caicai’s eyes are all
???
. When she was frightened, her IQ was infinitely close to zero. At this moment, even the difference between men and women was stupid, and there was no first time to understand me. .
If you change to Xiong Yaoyue, Xiong Yaoyue will laugh and say: "If you don't wash your hands, you can help your little friend to pee. Is it tragedy?"
I am anxiously trying to let Gong Caicai know the truth, and can't take care of the indecent. In front of her, she made an example action to help the little jj peeing (in fact, it is like Michael Jackson's dance), I hope the palace color can be inspired. .
However, my movements have reversed the counter-effects, because Gong Caicai saw Cao Gonggong doing similar wretched actions in junior high school, and listening to others saying that the action is called shackles, boys like to do that secretly, and 撸At the end of the day, it would also spur the evil white liquid, and Gong Caicai had been in the nightmare for several weeks.
"Ye, Ye Lin, you will not be, will not be..."
Gong Caicai said with trepidation.
"It’s not like Cao Gonggong said, I want to spray white liquid in the rice for everyone to eat!?"
I looked at the rice cooker that opened the lid next to it, and the hot rice that was white and jade, almost gasified.
When I was in junior high school, Cao Gonggong really said during the break. The boys should raise funds to open a box of rice stalls near the back door of the school. The delicious and cheap box lunch will definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys will You can take out the evil liquid against the box lunch that you want to sell to girls. When you look at the uninformed girl and eat the box lunch, it is definitely a psychologically great enjoyment.
As for the means of profit, Cao Gonggong decided to sell the "management power", which means that you can specify to sell the box you have bought to a girl you like. If there is too much demand for a certain girl, bidding will be held.

The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street,
someone said at the time.
Even if you can do this, you can only sell the box lunch to Xiong Yaoyue, who often goes to the snack street, and the palace color that happens to go to the snack street. Up..."
After hearing this sentence, Gong Caicai was scared to go to the snack street for a month, and refused to want a white staple food in the cafeteria.
As a result, I saw that I was exposed in the kitchen today, and it reminded me of the terrible memories of the long time! Hey! Things are not as you think! I don't have the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat rice myself when I stay!
However, with Cao Gonggong's metamorphosis, if he has such an opportunity, he will definitely have to pay for it and practice it too - there are four girls present! ! (The big horn is definitely ignored by Cao Gonggong.) "I didn't do that!" I seriously denied it. "Cao Gonggong called my master. It doesn't mean that his metamorphosis is learned from me! I didn't mix anything with rice." Something! Don't believe that you smelled in the past! You can't smell it... No! It's nothing at all!"
"Ye Lin said that he didn't, he didn't have anything..." Gong Caicai lost his soul and said, "Now I... can I leave?"
"You can go, but you are not allowed to say to the squad leader!" I shouted.
"Can't you say that..." Gong Caicai's eyes are melancholy, containing disappointing and desperate lips. The opening and closing movements are slow and slow. "Ye Lin must have everyone eat that kind of thing." Feeling satisfied?"
"You are simply misunderstanding! Cao Gonggong is abnormal. I am not abnormal!"
At this time, the squad leader heard that we seemed to be arguing and vigilantly came over. I quickly stunned the palace to the color of the palace, so that she would not say that the palace color was low and didn’t dare to speak again, silently taking the canned fish at my feet. Pick it up.

Opening the meal!
Xiong Yaoyue sat happily at the back of the table and knocked the bowl. Xiaoqin wore a white apron and brought a strange piece of food up.
This is awkward! I am not mistaken, is the plate filled with boiled oranges and fried apples? Why are there such alternative dishes!
"Because the squad leader said that there are too many fruits here, they will rot a lot every day, so I will try to make them hot dishes!"
Xiaoqin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, squatting and waiting for everyone to taste.
Xiong Yaoyue forked a piece of fried apple with a toothpick. I used a spoon to hold two boiled oranges. Don't say, don't have a flavor.
"It's really good! Xiao Qin, you can invent the recipe yourself! I will give you 32 praises!" Xiong Yaoyue extended his thumb to Xiaoqin.

It’s really delicious, a bit like canned fruit.
I also praised.
Then the squad leader put the cognac rabbit meat and boiled pheasant on the table in turn, and the big horn and Xiong Yaoyue immediately gave a cheer.
"The meat is coming up!"
"Long live the squad leader!"

Xiao Qin also helped me a lot,
the squad said as he untied the apron.
You don’t want to thank me, but thank you Xiaoqin!

"Of course, of course! Xiaoqin and the squad leader are working hard!" The big trumpet laughed and said, "There are good chefs like you in the world, I can't really lose weight!"
In a lively and jubilant atmosphere, the palace color with thoughts was unhappy, and when Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue gave everyone a small bowl of white rice, she was even more depressed.
"What's wrong?" asked the big horn. "Is it because I heard that these rice are worms, so I dare not eat it? It doesn't matter! I picked up Pooh and Ye Lin very carefully! And Ye Lin glutinous rice before it is good. Washed, there will never be a rice worm left!"
When Gong Caicai heard the phrase "Yi Lin glutinous rice", he took a nap like an electric shock. Several times he wanted to speak but stopped talking. Finally, he frowned and asked very painfully:
"I am today... can you not eat rice? I don't want to eat meat. I only eat some oranges cooked by Xiaoqin."
The squad leader did not understand his mind and shook his head and said: "Color, you always eat so little, how can you grow a long time? Listen to me, eat half a bowl of rice, taste vegetarian and meat dishes."
"But, the squad leader, there is rice in the..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help but blurt out, but saw me sitting opposite, and swallowed back.
"The rice worm is not as terrible as you think," the squad leader completely misunderstood the meaning of Gong Caicai. "Can't just because the life is abundance, just lang fee food, these white rice is no different from the taste of the outside restaurant."
In order to demonstrate, the squad leader directly used a chopstick to pick up a small group of rice and ate it. While eating, he made a "very delicious" expression, hoping that the palace color can eliminate the knot.
"what--!!"
Gong Caicai couldn't stop it, and watched the squad leader swallow the rice. Her face was dark and her heart was getting heavier.