Chapter 1023: North Korea’s counterattack

After Huo Jiangdong left, I first cleaned up the sporadic blood on the carpet and rubbed it with alcohol, almost to the extent that I had to wipe the carpet off.
This is a very good carpet for auntie, even if I use the correction fluid, I have to cover the blood first, and then thoroughly clean it later.
Auntie hated Huo Zhenbang, his ex-husband, and did not even let Xiaoqin follow his surname. It is estimated that Huo Jiangdong and other people are born to Huo Jiangdong.
After a busy afternoon, after all the traces of Huo Jiangdong’s visit were cleared, Xiao Qin and Ren Ayi also came back.
"What is the smell in the house?" Auntie picked up the wet umbrella and sucked his nose. "It seems to be a wine smell? Ye Lin, are you secretly drinking at home!"
I was fierce to me in an instant.
My drink is very poor. After I woke up, Dr. Yu was particularly embarrassed. Try not to let me drink, and let Aunt worry that I am so angry when I am damaged.
"Yes! Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also said, "If you have three long and two short alcoholism, what should I do!"
"No, no," I waved. "I didn't drink alcohol. I don't believe you go to the refrigerator to see if there is little beer! I wiped it with alcohol... Wipe my Swiss army knife! Work must be good for the good What about the device? I don’t usually take care of the survival tools in the wild. What should I do if I am in danger?

Any aunt immediately revealed the expression "it was like this", and the tone was much calmer.
"As long as you don't hurt your hand, it is not impossible to wipe the blade with alcohol, but remember not to wipe the plastic case of the handle, otherwise the outer casing will become dark."

Really?
If Auntie does not remind me, I will probably use alcohol to wipe the plastic shell of the Swiss army knife.
Auntie left his hand and held his left hand on his elbow. After thinking about it, he replied:

If it is 75% medical alcohol, it should be fine whether it is rubbing the blade or wiping the handle. However, I used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my black plastic patch. The result is white. Phenomenon, I quickly recovered from the oil."
China traditionally believes that the stepmother will have a bad relationship with the step-child, but this situation is obviously not suitable for a family of aunts and dads. At least I can talk to the aunt about the common topic of the Swiss army knife. This is my father. I can't talk about it.
Ren Auntie and Xiaoqin just came in, my dad came back from the outside, he saw us three in the house, and quickly gave me a wink, meaning that let me not say that he is going to join the hhh club The next activity.
Because of the slight rain, Ren Auntie, Xiaoqin and Dad had to take a bath. Although Dad was the most rainy, he said that he would wash Xiaoqin first, then he and his aunt.
Auntie frowned: "You can screw out the water on your shoulders. Why don't you wash it first?"
Dad laughed and said: "Girls love to clean, let Xiaoqin wash first, we are not in a hurry."
Ren Aunt’s brow wrinkled deeper, but his expression was a bit like laughing and laughing.
"If you want Xiaoqin to wash first, the bathroom space is big enough, our mother and daughter can wash together! Why are we waiting for us?"
"Ah..." Dad was asked to be speechless, but he had to scratch his head: "I forgot, I thought it was the place where Xiaolin lived before! The place bathroom is small..."
Auntie is not reluctant.
"Ye Lin didn't wake up for a long time. He forgot this. There is still a good feeling. Have you lived here for more than a year? Have you let Xiaoqin wash it first? Do you think that I will be here today?" Take a bath with you!"
Dad was smashed, and had to give Auntie a bow and bend to make a smile, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
Finally, Ren Auntie and Xiaoqin advanced the bathroom. When the two bathed in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked my father to do the preparation for the youthful teaching in Qingzi High School. Tell me that the president of the hhh club has suddenly invested in making a movie, letting director Cao take the lead, and whether I am interested in performing the role.
"Hey? The president of the hhh club is not the one who has never seen the dragon? And he is so rich. If you are interested in making movies, you should have invested in director Cao? Why wait until now?"
Dad snorted and glanced in the direction of the bathroom, then said: "The president of the hhh club, according to my speculation, may have a deep relationship with North Korea."
"Crap! Dad, when you wrote the h movie commentary, you opened a joke that the Korean people didn't have a meal. Isn't the president angry with you? The president is the privileged class of North Korea!"
Dad thought deeply and nodded. "I and Cao director also think so privately. This time, the president wants to make a movie, and it is related to North Korea’s insult."
"Hey? North Korea has nuclear weapons, who dares to insult them? Their slogan is not - blow the capital of the hostile countries into their capital, Pyongyang?"
"Who can be, and the United States is awkward!" Dad pointed to the floor, the United States of America on the other side of the globe. "Recently Hollywood is filming a movie called "Assassination of Kim Jong-un", as if it will be in October this year. Public screening."
"I rely on it! Can the Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Jin family are the gods in the eyes of the Korean people! If in the context of the text, the United States made a film called "Assassination"..."
"Isn't it?" Dad patted the thigh and spilled a lot of rain on the cloth. "The North Korean official said that if the United States dares to release this big film, it will be regarded as a war act, and the North Korean side will Relentless revenge against the United States!"
"Are you retaliating? Although the nuclear weapons are arrogant, but relying on their Taepodong missiles, they will not be able to hit the United States. It is enough to fight Japan, and only South Korea is guaranteed."
Dad is serious. "The president of the hhh club should be the official of the DPRK. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to invest in director Cao. Then he borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a movie called "Assassination of Obama." !"
Eh? This is a good idea! It’s much more fun than throwing nuclear bombs at the same time, and China’s special effects team can’t compare with the United States and Japan, but it’s more than enough with North Korea. The idea of ​​the president of the hhh club is very practical.
"The Assassination of Obama"...a cool movie name! Although Amy’s pet dog is also called this name, we’ve got a little fashionable after listening, but it’s still cool! So, what is the story?

Anyway, Xiaoqin is taking a bath now, and I can't ask Huo Zhenbang's contact information, so I would like to discuss this movie with my dad.
Dad recalled, "Well... Hollywood's "Assassination of Kim Jong-un" is an action comedy. The two stars starred in Jay Chou's boss in "The Green Hornet" and the son of the Green Devil in "Spider-Man". The characters in the play were talk show hosts and producers. They were invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time they were employed by cia and shouldered the secret mission of assassinating Kim Jong-un."

Hey? It sounds like the Chinese government sent Zhao Benshan and Guo Degang to assassinate the Dalai Lama?

"In short, the North Korean side wants to confront the United States. It must shoot "100 million times more than the assassination of Obama" by Hollywood's "Assassination of Kim Jong-un." Money is not a problem. It is important to compare Americans everywhere!"
"What role can I play in it? Assassinate Obama's North Korean Special Commissioner?"
Holding Amy's pet dog Obama's neck, I can do it easily, just be careful to let it bite me.
Dad shook his head. "It is not expected. The North Korean agents are the first male actor. They must be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The "Assassination of Obama" crew is divided into two parts, and the North Korean filming part. Part of the filming in China, Director Cao is responsible for the filming of the Chinese side, as well as the post-special effects."
"Who can I play?"
Dad was a little embarrassed to say: "When the president saw my photo of the past, I asked if you would like to play Obama..."
I almost squirted the rice I had eaten yesterday.
"What international jokes! Obama is a black man! And he is so much older than me, how can I play Obama! And I am not like Obama at all!"
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "Assassination of Kim Jong-un" is not like himself." Dad reached out and persuaded me. "We are just a suggestion. You don't want to refuse it! In fact, because North Korea has no black people. There are no white people, so Obama has to play in any case. The Obama you play is Obama of youth. According to the original script of director Cao, you have to grab the lollipop of kindergarten children in the movie and steal the wallet of the old lady. Spitting, crossing the road, obeying the traffic rules, and raped 20 sows..."
"I don't have a strong sow!!!!"
After a loud bang, I reacted to it, it was a movie story.
"That, Obama should not have raped the sow!"
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was a mv from the American band, and Kim Jong-un, who was a child of childhood, listened to rock music and danced horse-riding!"
"Can a horse-riding dance be compared to a strong slut?"
"Don't worry, the plot of the strong sow is finally cut off..."
I sighed. "That's almost the same."
I thought that Dad would continue to say: "From the of 20 sows, it was cut into a strong one."
"Bastard! What is the difference between it and no cut! Why does Cao director have to go through with the sow! His salty and wet director, even in a movie with such a strong political color, has to be inserted in disguise." Love shots!"
Dad frowned slightly. "When you a sow, you just cut the lens and let the audience know for yourself. There is no real scene of human beings. And Xiaolin said that saving lives is a win." If you pick up the play, you might be able to save several lives."
"Hey?" I was very surprised. "Don't I put my face on the youth version of Obama, will someone hang it?"