Chapter 1046: Be careful of the streamer
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1922 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:52:46
Soon we approached the most striking big tile house in Liucun. The exterior wall of this tile house was made of bluestone bricks. It looked quite clean and there was a solar water heater for the bath.
In the yard, there was no Tibetan mastiff, but a white gold van was parked. The fender was dirty. It looked like it had not been cleaned for a long time, and it was in sharp contrast with the cleanliness of the big tile.
"Obama is definitely hiding here."
When there were fifty steps from the big tile house, Amy said in a tone.
"How can I see it?" Pentax's attitude is very similar to a teacher who wants to mention some students.
Amy proudly raised her delicate chin. "The master's intuition, I feel the gluttony atmosphere in this house, must be Obama."
004 and 005 nervously guarded the sides of Amy, the right hand into the pocket of the suit, I do not know if there is a gun.
It happened that there was a thin old man who was a fifty-year-old gangster, and he saw several more faces (and most of them foreigners) in Liucun, and he limped towards this side.
"This time this should be the old village chief." 005 confirmed to me that he is still not very good at distinguishing the exact age of Asians.
"Old man." Amy akimated her hands and asked the other person rudely. "Who is in this house? It is a criminal."
The old man opposite is indeed the old village chief. He listened to the blond Amy's mouth is fluent in Chinese, and slightly touched the local accent of Dongshan City, and widened his eyes in surprise.
I hurriedly said: "You are the village head here. My sister grew up in the United States. Americans are not very polite. Don't go to the heart."
Amy listened to me, and snorted with a sigh of relief and turned the little face to the side.
The old village chief narrowed his eyes and looked at us from head to toe. He realized: "This little girl is the person who bought tiger equipment from the old lady of our village a few days ago. I heard you old man." what."
Then I turned my kind eyes to me and praised: "Young man, now this year, there are not many young people who respect the elderly... You are really a good example for your sister."
My current mood is to be ready to join the battle, so the face is heavy, the eyebrows are high, and the corners of the mouth are pressed. When ordinary people see me, I will definitely shun.
As a result, the old village chief can see the essence through the phenomenon and know that I am actually a good person. It is really a good Chinese village head.
Later, I realized that it is also possible that the old village chief was in the rogue village. On weekdays, I used to be a hooligan, a spoiled bully. Compared with them, my face became very good.
The old village chief paused with a cane and looked at the big tile house with a complex mood. He said:
"Two weeks ago, this house was the last good man in Liucun. The result was also forced away by Liu Jiasan. What will Liucun become in the future? I can’t imagine this old village chief."
The old village chief who felt a lot of pressure, a nose and a tear in tears, cried to us that the Liu family brothers were rampant, occupying the neighbor's house, and smashing their legs.
"What, how can there be such a thing." Amy said inexplicably and angrily. "The personal property is sacred and inviolable. When they grab the house, why do the homeowners not shoot them?"
The face of the old village chief suddenly seemed to have eaten bitter gourd, and he had a helpless expression.
"Where do we have civilians, there are guns, even if there are shotguns left by the ancestors, they have also collected the government in the past few years, and then the Liu family brothers are so horizontal, there are two injured ones, can’t fight it, and finally only hide. ""
"Grandfather, this Liu family brother, what is the main income in peacetime."
Peng Duisi asked the old village chief with politeness. The old village chief just heard Amy speak Chinese and was very surprised. Now he listened to the black King Kong next to him and said that he was stunned and licked his white hair near his temple.
"There can be any serious income, pits, scams, abductions, deceptions. Recently, I often hear dog barking in their houses. They didn't have dogs..."
"Obama really was kidnapped by them." Amy was filled with indignation. "Notify other bodyguards to completely encircle the village and never let them have a chance to escape."
"What...what?" The old village chief listened to Amy and shouted. He was almost surprised when he was so angry that his crutches were unstable. "The Liu brothers kidnapped Obama... kidnapped the president of the United States." , I know that they are not good at work, this is good, we Liu Village wants to go to the news network, to the United Nations news network."
Enough, we are talking about a pet dog called Obama, not US President Barack Obama, and the United Nations has news broadcasts.
The old village chief still complains about himself.
"Oh, I really don't use it. My village chief's trust in the organization not only makes Liucun mess into a pot of porridge, but also allows the villagers to make things comparable to Benla's, and there will be no international disputes. Will not be handed over to the Hague Tribunal as a terrorist leader."
Saying that the head of the village is not a small brain, you know a lot of things, but you are so thin and so embarrassed, it is not like a terrorist organization leader, but it is a variety of sacs in the "Beidou Shenquan", with you There is great similarity.
Speaking of the excitement, the village chief threw a cane and hugged a giant wrist of Pentis with both hands, begging:
"You must be an American agent. It is not right to save President Obama. There are many people outside the village. I fully support you to save the president, but please don't hurt the innocent people. The rest of the village." Although most of them are ruined, they have not done anything particularly damaging to the world. As for Liu Laoda, Liu Laoer and Liu Laosan... It’s good to kill them, but they’re not good for the village.
The old village chief said hysterically, and 004 and 005 had no choice but to exchange their eyes. Their true identity was the American FBI. The old village chief said that they were American agents, but they were not wrong.
"No problem, since it is on the territory of China, we will be able to do things."
Pentis is really in the game. He really started to act as a special agent to save the president. Because he is huge and not angry, the real presidential bodyguard may not have him like a presidential bodyguard, so the old village chief is more convinced.
"That... that's good." The old village chief replied trembled. "Although I don't understand what you mean with a young man and a little girl, but it certainly has an unusual effect. I will let it immediately. No one waiting to stay at home is not allowed to come out, and will not interfere with your rescue action."
When the old village chief finished, the cane was no longer needed. It was like a Zombie in the Qing Dynasty. He ran in the direction he came. He saw a bald middle-aged man standing in front of the house brushing his teeth. The old village chief was wicked. Angry and yelling:
"Don't kill things, give me a house to go, stay in the village, there will be a gun battle, killed by stray bullets, no one will give you a corpse."
"Hey." The middle-aged man hung a sleepy face, and he didn't understand why the old village chief suddenly became so prestige.
"Do not believe that you are pulling down. Anyway, you only have the ability to beat your wife and children. Living is also a waste of food."
The old village chief walked to the next one with anger, warning the people inside not to come out.
"I don't want to die, I am staying at home. The Liu family and the three brothers can cause big troubles this time. Whoever doesn't listen to me, I will die when I come out."
The old village chief who screamed and screamed and screamed at the end seemed to have finally found the majesty of the long lost village head.
There were not many villagers left in Liucun. I heard that the old village chief suddenly yelled and yelled at the uncharacteristically. He felt that he was credulous and credible, and that he could not hide at home.
It was a good thing to rule out other disturbances, but the old village chief was dry and disturbed the three brothers of Liu in the big tile house.
"Not good, the dog owner came to the door, the second child, the third child, copy the guy."
Liu Lao shouted aloud and jumped to the center of the yard with his spine. He waved a 80-cm-long watermelon knife and put out various threatening postures.
"Hey, who dares to come, the ancestors of our three brothers are Han Gaozu Liu Bang, Liu Bang can python uprising, I will be able to marry you uprising, and if you dare to come to the yard, I will dare."
I am going to go, Liu Boda, are you drunk, what are you playing with a watermelon knife in front of us, don't say Peng Peisi, even 004 and 005 can instantly subdue you or believe it or not.
In addition, the Liu Bangyu white snake uprising is simply a myth and legend. Liu Bang in history is a rogue. From this point of view, you really have not humiliated the ancestors.
Liu Laoda played a few watermelon knives in the yard. When we saw that we were not afraid, we didn’t have any idea at the moment. We only waited for the two brothers to come out to support.
I didn't expect Liu Lao Er to carry a bottle of wine. Liu Laosan just fell into the yard and fell a shit. The nunchaku in his hand also flew out.
"My grass, the third child, you drink the least, how is it." Liu Laoda stunned.
Very unfortunately, Liu Laosan’s nunchaku crossed the fence of the yard and flew directly to Amy’s direction. Although he saw the trajectory of eight or nine, he would fly over Amy’s head, but I could not take that. Risk, so before I grabbed Pentax, I quickly stopped in front of Amy, flew a foot, cut the nunchaku from the air, and then stepped on the ground.
"Oh, this is almost the same, as my loyal servant is barely qualified."
Amy gave a good evaluation not far behind me.
My reaction can't be faster than that of Pentax. Pentax must have seen my plan and deliberately let me out. I gratefully looked at Pentax, and Peng Peisi didn't talk, just rushed at me. Nodded.
On the other side of the yard, Liu Laosan fell on the ground with a nosebleed. He climbed up from the ground very painfully. He first grabbed his nose and then looked at his own feet. This incredulously shouted:
"Mom, how was my shoelace untied? Is it just the dog that was done, it pretends to shoee me, but in the dark I untied my shoelaces."