Chapter 1077: Wild boar, I am coming.
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1926 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:52:52
Amy Blonde, sitting on the shoulders of Pentax, has a small mountain and a red armband with the word "Principal" on her arm. It is more eye-catching than the panda.
"A beautiful foreign little Lolita, her black bodyguards are also very strong and strong, don't record any programs, why don't you see the camera?"
"Hey, you help me with ice cream. I want to take a photo of that little loli. I will use it as a computer tablecloth in the next six months. I encourage myself to pass the TOEFL test and go to a foreign country to make a girlfriend."
Amy, who took the lead in the Panda Pavilion and was photographed by tourists, was very upset.
"Peng Ruos, let me down, this group of people don't look at the pandas to see what I do, I am not the world's endangered animals."
Pentax carefully put Amy off his shoulders, and I and Xiaoqin stood opposite each other, preventing the crowd from approaching further.
"It's really troublesome." Xiaoqin sighed. "Now I understand why the stars hate the paparazzi."
It is obvious that I have come to see the panda, but I have been treated as a panda for a long time, Amy, I feel that the panda color of the Meihua Zoo is not correct, and there is no interest in continuing to watch.
"Well, I am not interested in pandas that are not black and white. Let's go see other animals. You don't have to shoulder me again with Pentax. These tourists are really annoying, nothing to stare at me."
"Because Amy's sister is so cute, everyone wants to see you." Xiaoqin smiled and followed up.
"Hey, anyone who sees me and can't move the steps is all about the perverted Lolita control. I didn't expect the proportion of Lori's control in the heavens to be so high. It's really a metamorphosis..."
I frowned. "Well, Amy, haven't you been to Japan? Since I have been to Japan, how can we say that our celestial world is a metamorphosis? These people are really not polite to take pictures of you, but they should simply think that you are cute. And already..."
Amy twisted her face. "I only stayed in Japan for a day, so I don't have much experience. Can you guarantee that everyone who just took pictures of me is purely motivated? Can you guarantee that there is definitely no one? A metamorphosis, then I will take care of my photos."
"This..." I said it for a while.
In public, Amy has always used the two names of "male" and "brother" to mix and match. I have not figured out what the rules of her switching are.
In a hurry, I used smart contact lenses to scan a large number of people on the spot, wondering if there are any notorious metamorphosis in it.
It can be imagined that although Dongshan City has a lot of metamorphosis, it may not be able to meet every day. Xiao Yin search engine can only search for the original ones in the database, as well as those who have been reported by the public security organs and recorded by the public security organs. A large number of public faces present, all returned after the search are empty data.
This also means that among the people who took pictures of Amy, there should be no such well-known metamorphosis as the subway wolf "Zhao Feichang", so I patted my chest and told Amy that the person present should not be in front of her photo. Please rest assured.
"Oh, whatever." Amy walked back in front of her hands. "Anyway, people like me who have been idol stars have long been accustomed to the imagery of others, and how many more can be done." Like, they can't touch the real me anyway..."
Said and looked at me with a grudge.
"There is a super big fool, obviously a good opportunity for a rare life, but it is necessary to emphasize the blood relationship, blood relationship or something..."
Even if I don't emphasize it, the blood relationship is also there, and our two bodies are too different, and the parts are not matched. In the words of Pentax, if I push you down, it is really going to kill people. Ah, killing my sister in a brutal way.
After I bought an ice cream cone for Amy and Xiaoqin, I bought a bottle of mineral water myself and asked what Pentos wanted to drink.
Pentos took a flat stainless steel kettle from his arms and told me that he had prepared water before he went out. When he was working as a bodyguard, he would not eat outside, so as to avoid the danger of being drugged.
Carefully driving the ship, I agree with Pentax's approach, but today in the zoo, ice cream and mineral water have been tried by many tourists, there should be no problem, and even if three of us are fascinated by drugs, There is still the invincible Pentos in the world, so don't worry too much.
Amy greedily glared at the ice cream, while slowly walking in front of the square steps, because the lead person is her, so we went very slowly, it took five minutes to walk to the nearby elephant museum.
There are two Asian elephants in the cage. The ears of the big Pu fan slap back and forth, driving away the entangled mosquitoes. One of the elephants uses the nose to pick up the water in the pool and pour it on their heads to cool down.
"The elephant is so strange." Amy stood in front of the cage and spit. "There is such a large amount of cumbersome things on the face, and the skin is naturally rough and cracked. When God made them sneeze."
I disagree with Amy’s racist-like remarks, so I’m not stunned by the search results on smart contact lenses:
"Don't look down on elephants. The nose of this Asian elephant is the longest in animals. It consists of more than 40,000 muscle fibers. It has a rich neural connection. It is not only sensitive to smell, but also free to rotate and bend. It has the same function as a human hand. As long as the simple training, pulling the nails, untie the ropes, you can even pick up the embroidery needles on the ground."
"Is it this way? It’s so good, Ye Lin’s knowledge is really profound.
Xiaoqin looked at me with admiration, and there were countless hearts in her eyes.
Amy didn't listen to my explanations at all. She turned her heels and gently licked the upper end of the ice cream with a cat-like tongue, and walked in the other direction.
"The elephant is so common, let's go see something else."
Not far from the Elephant Pavilion is the place where the black bears are closed. 12 black bears are locked under the wall of the bear mountain with a height of 4 meters. Some bears sleep on the rocks, some bears bite the rubber hose to shower, some The bears circled to please the tourists, and they hoped that the tourists could throw them.
Two big signs were erected near Xiongshan. The first sign said "The beast is dangerous, don't fall," and the second sign reads "No sulphuric acid is poured into the bear."
I rely on it. Since the Tsinghua University student Liu Haiyang poured sulfuric acid on the bears, the zoo Xiongshan all over the country has done such a kind of prevention work. For the animals in the zoo, it is dangerous to speculate after all.
"These bears look more energetic than the pandas." Xiaoqin took the bear's railing down and looked down. Although Xiaoqin's balance ability is very strong, there is nothing wrong with her standing position, but I still have a little bit of it. Worried that she is in danger.
Probably because I have a slight fear of heights, Amy, who is as fearful as I am, does not dare to go too close to the railing.
But Amy’s head is shorter than Xiaoqin. If she doesn’t go ahead, she can’t take the situation under Xiongshan in her eyes. Seeing Xiaoqin see the bears squinting and laughing, Amy picks up Mouth, turned and said to me:
"Men, you hug me from behind, I have to go closer."
I scratched my face and asked: "Call my brother, I will hold you."
"Oh, there are so many demands, you are afraid to hold me because of fear of heights."
"Who... who has a fear of heights, obviously you have a fear of heights."
I walked over without letting go, and I caught Amy's waist from behind, and added an insurance for her standing behind the railing.
In fact, the railing of Xiongshan is very high. Even if it is my height, there will be no problem in front of the railing. I am purely worried.
Amy, who has a good vision, saw the biggest and darkest bear in Xiongshan. She didn't know what she thought. She suddenly spoke English with the bear.
My oral listening is too bad. I don't know if Amy is saying "Goodyear Weining" or "Your mother's surname". In short, the bear did not understand Amy's greetings. Still people are standing below, and the face is "I There is a dull expression of hemorrhoids.
English didn't work, and Amy said a Russian to the bear, and there was no reaction.
"Is this bear really staying, can't understand people?" Amy's ice cream cone has been eaten with only the egg roll. She bit the edge of the egg roll and made a bear. Thumbs down gesture.
I didn't expect the other person to be angry immediately. The two pairs of bear paws slammed their chests and made a scream.
I rely on, what the situation, it is difficult for this bear's mother to have a leg with the orangutan, otherwise, it is how angry it is to have such an orangutan style.
Seeing the black bear angry, Amy giggled and turned and went to tease other animals.
Next we saw the owls, the shape of a bowel movement, the golden cockroaches that gave off a bad smell, and the poor meerkats who were used as cushions by their two companions.
Soon we came to the outside of the wild boar cage. Unlike other places, the wild boar was closed by a wooden fence. The height of the fence of about one meter and five, so that Amy could not see clearly even if she was tilted up.
"Men... brother." Amy shouted to me. "Come here, hold me like Bear Mountain, and raise me a little higher. Otherwise I can't see the wild boar."
I really don't understand what the wild boar looks good, but the "brother" made me very useful, so I generously satisfied my sister's wishes.
Holding Amy from behind and squeezing it on the wooden fence with her, I feel that the relative posture of the two is a bit awkward.
Amy was very happy after seeing the black and bright wild boar. I don’t know if I used the English or Russian language to scream with the revolutionary slogan. I didn’t care that my little was a little rubbed with my aunt.
This... Amy, is it intentional or unintentional? The stimulus is too strong. According to the truth, I am a communist successor who has escaped from the low-level taste and reacted to the real girl. It may happen to me.
Damn, I must have accidentally eaten the devil's fruit while eating breakfast. Now the chakras of the whole body are over and over, and the sickle of the knees must be relieved.
Don't be relieved. If you find it later, it will be discovered by Amy. It is her ridicule that will make me alive and shame.