Chapter 110: Black fungus

A long time ago, I felt that the name "Hengji Commercial Building" was very strange.
Now the whole country has a foundation, whether you are magical, playing the piano or singing. If the gossip object is different from your own gender, you are embarrassed to go to the streets.
It seems that Henderson Commercial Building is at the forefront of the times.
"Foundation" is good for "base", but it is still "Hengji". This is the intention to "base" forever, and "base" to the end of the world!
In front of this well-founded commercial building, I hesitated for a long time, I don’t know if I should walk in with Xiaoqin.
At the entrance, people come and go, at what ages. There are middle-aged women with their children, old wives with gray hairs, and college students who have a back-to-back relationship. It’s not uncommon for couples who love flirting.
Among the crowds, we are only wearing school uniforms, carrying school bags, and seeing students who have just left school.
Because there are many young men among the customers, Xiaoqin has become a little nervous, and he doesn’t say a word.
When she was not nervous, she was very quiet and lovely.
I stood in the Xiamen mouth of the merchant and did not go inside. Xiaoqin did not remind me, as if I was willing to accompany me so stupidly for a lifetime.
I want to go and think, I don't intend to continue to stand here and shame play, there are already a few passing customers who are pointing at us.
One of the intellectual women wearing glasses said to her daughter who had just entered elementary school:
"Have you seen it? If you don't study hard, you can only find such a boyfriend in the future!"
Her daughter glanced at me and was immediately scared and cried.
"Mom~~Mom~~ That person is staring at me! Don't let me be taken away by him? I must listen to my mother later! I will not get married in the future! I will design the rocket with my mom and dad!"
I actually inadvertently created a future astronaut who made such a contribution to the country that gave birth to me, and there is no regret in this life.
No regrets your sister! Why do you educate your children to take me as the opposite? Is it so big when I stand with Xiaoqin? You didn't see her true face! Don't think she is a birdie who is a niece! Do you think that she was with me because of this bad student? Do not make jokes! I was forced by her to buy a bra in this unsuccessful commercial building!
"Ye Lin, can I hold your arm?"
Most of the couples who saw each other were women holding their arms, and Xiaoqin asked.
I immediately refused:
"No! Don't take a shot! I have given you a big face with you!"
Xiaoqin sighed and lowered his head, and looked like a victim of a domestic violence.
Not far away, I came up with a tall, fat, and two thick glasses, and I saw that I was swearing at Xiaoqin, and I was very angry and talked in private:
"There is such a beautiful girlfriend who is still not satisfied! It is God who has no long eyes!"
"Isn't it! Our brothers are so wise and arrogant, and they are still single and can only manage it!"
Not only that, they looked at my eyes full of hatred.
Hate your sister! Don't just say that you don't practice, you have the ability to take Xiaoqin away! You are pursuing her in a bright and honest way, I will not stop you! If you can take Xiaoqin away from me, I will not only be angry, but I will also thank you for giving you a pig's head!
I don't know if these two otakus were used to slamming on the Internet. When they talked, the voice was loud and there was no one. They had already walked very close to me, but they did not reduce the volume at all. The fat one continued:
"Oh, it’s really good meat to let the dog eat! Good B let the dog..."
Seeing him more and more said that the more disrespectful, I angered from the heart, slammed forward and glared at them with the eyes of a wolf.
Although the two men are older than me, the taller one looks higher than me, but I am not afraid of them.
When I went to the Internet cafe with Xiao Ding of the pet hospital, I saw the living conditions of the men and women.
24 hours a day, except to eat and sleep in the toilet, all the time is used to go online and play games.
Some people even saved their time for dinner. They wanted to eat a bowl of ramen every day for a week. They finally fainted in the toilet (the ambulance called by Ding Ding).
This kind of abuse of yourself, the physical condition can be imagined.
So when I first showed the fierceness, the two men hurriedly ran away, and there was no courage to resist my junior high school students.
However, after escaping, he whispered something, and vaguely heard swear words like "black fungus".
I want to catch up and find them, but Xiaoqin has stopped me from behind.
It seems that I am afraid of being angry, and soon I loosened my hand, but she was completely reluctant to let go, so I used my index finger and thumb to pinch my corner. I felt like this and I would not find it. It is.
Follow her, look at what she is now, and look like a child who is afraid of losing.
"Let's not go shopping, hurry to find a lingerie store, buy the one you bought."
The man should face the reality, and I will not delay buying a bra, but it is only a probation.
Xiaoqin, who looked at my clothes, suddenly asked: "What does black fungus mean?"
Looking at her confused, almost sluggish expression, it should be true.
Her computer level is so poor, she should be seldom surfing the Internet. She had been at home for three years before, and she was out of touch with the society. She did not understand the meaning of certain buzzwords and was justifiable.
In particular, her main source of knowledge is Japanese girl cartoons, and it is also a genuine book in Hong Kong and Taiwan. It is impossible for those comic translators to use such a vulgar language. Which kind of pirated comics from the domestic comics station, all kinds of buzzwords are flying all over the world, and the habits of using words are very close to the people, whether it is a graceful Japanese female high school student or a US space cowboy with a double gun, talking about it. It’s like a fellow of Zhao Benshan.
In fact, my unconventional person prefers the latter kind of translation. After all, it is more entertaining.
Seeing that I was not convinced for a long time, she did not answer her question. Xiaoqin once again asked:
"Isn't black fungus a food?"
In order to attract my attention, her voice was louder, and everyone around us was watching us.
I feel very embarrassed, whispered to Xiaoqin:
"It’s food, it’s not wrong..."
"Then why do I order food at KFC and point to their 'sweet black fungus' when someone laughs behind me?"
"This... KFC's recipe is really ridiculous, and it's also prefixed with ‘cool mouth’...


Is it right? Isn’t the selling point of black fungus cool?

Xiaoqin glared at the big eyes.
"That's a good thing, it's not wrong..."
"What happened? Ye Lin, how do you answer the question and twist it! Why don't you tell me directly!"
"Don't ask, you shouldn't know."
"Which Ye Lin knows, but can't tell me? Do you think of me as a child!?"
Xiaoqin is a bit like a child. He talks loudly about the topic of black fungus in public in the absence of common sense. It is entirely something that children can do.
"Yes, I once ate in the cafeteria. When I suddenly remembered the black fungus, I asked the squad leader. The squad leader asked me seriously who I heard from..."
That is still to ask, now the word has been flying in various media, as long as it is not heard from the news network.
"I thought about it, I really can't remember where I first saw it, so I just told the squad leader that it was heard from Ye Lin!"
You are a bit too good! Who told you that kind of words! Don't focus so much on reducing my reputation with the squad leader!
"The squad leader looked very uncomfortable at the time. She told me that this is not a good word. It is used to insult women. Ye Lin, who is casually talking to girls, is not a good person. I will try to keep a distance with him in the future."
The squad leader said yes! No, I am not referring to the part of me who is not a good person. I mean that the word black fungus is not a good word. You should not ask the bottom!
"I must know, the word black fungus insults women! Is it similar to the word ‘SB’, but is it specific to women?

Xiaoqin stubbornly held up, and the knuckles that pinched my corner were white.
"For example, if the squad leader Ye Lin is a 'SB', Ye Lin can also be a squad leader who is 'SB'. The two sides are considered to be even, and the squad leader will probably not be particularly angry. But if Ye Lin is a class squad leader' "Black fungus", because the word is dedicated to women, the squad leader will become unable to fight back, and become very angry, so angry that he can't speak?"
No, not to say the extent of the words, if I am a black fungus, she will directly slap me in the face?
"Ye Lin is really stingy! You and the squad leader clearly know what this sentence means, but refuse to tell me! If you don't say it, I will practice the truth!"
what? How do you practice? Some things don't know as much as possible! Black fungus is because of too much practice, it will become black fungus!

Hey~~ Ye Lin’s classmates did not see the men and women who came across the opposite side? They looked like college students, knowing more than me! I went up and said that the woman’s black fungus, they will not give up, will I am right! So I can get more analytical materials and analyze what the black fungus means!"
In the direction of Xiaoqing's eyes, I saw two male and female college students stopped in front of the small jewelry counter. The boys looked rather shy, and the girls looked pretty pure. Maybe they were the first to fall in love.
Don't destroy the innocent love of others! It’s hard for two people to come out for a date, and you’ll be beaten by someone without a reason. What is the mood after going back!
"Wait! You are not afraid of men? The man is also younger. Are you afraid of facing him?"
"Well... Ye Lin is by my side, my courage will get bigger, and after a while I concentrate on dealing with his girlfriend, he will deal with you!"
"\\(≧▽≦)/呼呼... Like this intimate battle between two couples, I have been looking forward to it for a long time..."
What are you looking forward to! And who is a couple with you!
"Hey! Black fungus! Look here! That wearing a scarf..."
The college student couple turned around in a strange way. I hurriedly grabbed Xiaoqin’s mouth from behind and forced her away.
Finally, I asked Xiaoqin to ask the school doctor Chen Yingran, the female hooligan should tell you what the black fungus means.
As a result, Xiaoqin said that he had already asked before, and Yingran said that it was a compliment, and that this woman is very attractive.
Well, to some extent, it’s not wrong... but Xiaoqin must have been confused by the doctor’s and the squad’s very different answers.
Until a red-key underwear store appeared in front of us, Xiao Qin’s attention was diverted.