Chapter 1106: prison wallet

"Ye Lin Ge, I said that I will not be there, no... no."
"Don't, don't touch me, this will make me strange, Ye Lin brother, you really want to check, I, I opened it to you for your own optimism... ah ah, don't put strange things Come in."
Solemnly declare that the above is purely my brain theater, I just conceived it, if you insist on checking the false chrysanthemum, what kind of situation will eventually be caused.
However, the search for Shu Zhe has entered the final step. Although the possibility is very embarrassing, I still cannot allow blind spots to exist.
I walked back and forth in the bedroom with my hands on my back. Shu Zhe sat down on the bed and huddled up and complained to me: "Ye Lin brother is too much, even if I really stole that bwk, why should I put it? It is hidden in the chrysanthemum, how can you hide something in the chrysanthemum."
I sneered, "Let's wear garlic with me, "Shawshank's Redemption" hasn't seen it yet, "Prison Break" hasn't seen it yet, why is it obvious that in prison there are a lot of contraband, it is all the criminals brought in, There is a thing in the United States that is called a 'prison wallet' in black, and that is nothing else. It is the chrysanthemum of the prisoner. Drug smugglers often use chrysanthemums to smuggle drugs..."
"Enough is enough." Shu Zhe interrupted me. "I did something wrong. Ye Lin brother, you are not looking for an excuse to check my chrysanthemum. Ye Lin brother, you are mentally perverted and want to be strong." I told my sister about this kind of thing, my sister will never spare you."
I thought about it this way. No matter what position I took to check Shuzhe's chrysanthemum, I couldn't elute the perverted crime, let alone the squad leader forgive me afterwards.
"Is it so bad?"
I suddenly found out that there was a long fox tail in the cosplay props that Shu Zhe had just tweeted, and the front end of the tail was a common harmony when my family made a business in the store.
"Anal plug" is also.
I was so eager to pick up the fox tail and said to Shu Zhe: "Well, you buy this kind of thing for the sake of the pseudonym. After training with it, presumably your prison wallet capacity is already great. Let's go."
"Yes, there is no such thing." Shu Zhe blushes, "That is one of the prizes I got on the cosplay photo uploading activity of a website. I was very unreliable on the website. I even used this kind of thing as a prize. ... I have never used it."
"Yes?" I didn't believe it, "Let's use it for yourself now."
"Why, why." Shu Zhe rushed out of the cold sweat.
"I still don't understand this," I muttered. "In order to prove that there is no bwk hidden in your chrysanthemum."
As I said, I raised the fox's tail higher, and let the plug with a front end of 15 cm shine in the light.
"You are in front of me, put this in your own chrysanthemum, I believe you have not hidden anything in the prison wallet..."
"Ye Lin Ge, you just killed me." Shu Zhe almost burst into tears. "How can I endure such a long and thick thing?"
I glanced at the plug and dismissed it: "There is no such thing as a shocking thing. What are you worried about? Is it that you are a guilty conscience."
"Who is a guilty conscience, obviously Ye Lin brother, your standard is different from others." Shu Zhe screamed, "Ye Lin brother, don't come over, if you use that thing to burst my chrysanthemum, I will not forgive my whole life. your."
I have a rogue, "Who is going to explode your chrysanthemum, you want to be beautiful, I am letting you burst your own chrysanthemum."
When I was pressing Shuzhe step by step, the door of the 222 bedroom was suddenly knocked.
"who is it."
I was shocked. I was afraid that the squad leader would come over and smash the door. Even if it was the master of the sorcerer’s palace, it would be enough for me.
Fortunately, the voice outside the door replied: "Ye Big Brother, it is me, I am a criminal star."
I took a sigh of relief and threw Shu Zhe's sheet to him to cover him, then opened the door to the bedroom.
After opening the door, I found that the five tigers in the criminal department were outside. The front star and Xing Erhu saw Shu Zhe on the bed.
It's no wonder that Shu Zhe's shoulders are still bare, and his face is a pitiful expression that has just been violated. Uninformed people will definitely think that he is a short-haired girl.
When I didn't know what was going on, I walked out of the bedroom, then took the door behind me and spoke to the criminals outside.
Fortunately, the five tigers in the Criminal Department seem to have other important things to look for, and they have not put too much attention on Shu Zhe.
"Ye Big Brother, you have to be the master of us."
Xing Erhu, who pointed the star to the nose and swollen face, said to me.
"Today, our five criminals finished their dinner, went out of school, and strolled to the street park across the road. They met the two boys at the Zhonghai Wenwu School. They saw us wearing the school uniform of the Qingzi High School and asked: 'Ye Lin is now where the guy is. 'Of course we are very upset. They said to them: 'Ye Big Brother’s name is also called by you.’ As a result, they picked up their sleeves and smashed Xing Erhu’s meal. Other brothers also had different degrees. Suffered from injury..."
I looked at Xing Erhu's face, and other people's arms and legs on Yu Qing, a little dumbfounding.
Since I was promoted to high school, the five tigers of the criminal department have been able to change their evil spirits under the control of the squad leader (for example, carrying sports equipment together with the squad leader at noon today), but IQ has not made significant progress, and I do not understand the truth that the hero does not eat the loss.
I put a big brother in my arms and asked, "They both made you like this."
The criminal star shook his head in shame. "In fact, only one of them has moved, or else we can't run back..."
"Did they leave their names?" This incident started with me. I can't let the criminal department be stunned.
"Leave, stay." The criminal star excited. "They claim to be the eighth and ninth of the top ten masters of the China Sea. They are the rivers that practice karate and the Yue Wenshan who cultivates the Aikido."
I am going to go, but also all Japanese martial arts schools. The Chinese martial arts school is really a sea of ​​sorrows. There are some young martial artists who use foreign fighting techniques among the top ten experts, which makes me more and more interested.
One of Xiaoding’s favorite games, World of Warcraft, has an old saying:
There is no strongest career, only the strongest players.
Xiaoding’s most disdainful game, League of Legends, also has an old saying:
There is no strongest Hero, only the strongest player."
Although I seriously doubt that no matter what online game, the essence is "there is no strongest XX, only the strongest patch", but put it in the martial arts circle, it can really say: "There is no strong fighting skills, Only the strongest fighter."
However, when I was appointed as the dying trust of my father, even if I understood this truth in my heart, I couldn’t help but blow up my own yin and yang, and put other martial arts into the Mariana Trench.
What's more, I have already blown up the big cow B against the media, blowing the yin and yang hands to the realm of special function. If the yin and yang of the special function is not able to beat karate and Aikido, then it is not equivalent to super power. The Wolverine was defeated by Rambo of the flesh and blood.
So I arrogantly asked the sentence star: "Duan Shuiliu and Yue Wenshan are still waiting in the street heart park."
"Yes, yes." The criminal star was overjoyed. "They let us return to you to report to Ye Da Ge. They said that if you have not spent the past half an hour, Ye Da Ge is their turtle grandson..."
I am not angry and laughing. "I think the turtle is a grandson. I am afraid that I am also a turtle. You wait a little, I will change a pair of comfortable shoes and go to the street park to avenge you."
"Okay, good." The five tigers in the criminal department are excited. "Ye Da Ge, you have a great deed, as long as you take a shot, keep the two little boys fart."
In fact, when I go back to the bedroom, I am not only changing shoes, but also stealing smart contact lenses.
According to common sense, in order to avoid accidents during the fight, the contact lenses should be removed, but I have a special situation and there are no reasons for it.
First of all, because Dr. Yu has used the world's leading high-tech materials for my contact lenses, even if it is hit hard, the chance of fragmentation is negligible.
Secondly, the reason why I can blow the yin and yang hands to the level of special functions depends on the smart contact lenses and the Xiaoyin search engine. Since I have recently appeared on the Internet, I think some people can already recognize me. They suddenly want to test my special function. I don't have to wear smart contact lenses first. I really can't help.
After I was ready, I opened the bedroom door for the second time and unconsciously glanced back at Shu Zhe on the bed.
Shu Zhe covered the sheet and turned his back to face the wall, a look that made the little temper awkward.
I rub, you really think that you are a girl, don't make yourself look like a little girl, I am not a bad husband to go out to drink with friends.
Probably, I saw Shu Zhe's appearance through the door seam. The five tigers of the Ministry of Criminal Affairs led me in the front and whispered:
"You said that Ye Ye did not give Shu Zhe."
"It is possible that two years ago, we helped Shuzhe to take a shower. Ye Brother was already eager to drive us away. Maybe that time, Shuzhe had already been given."
"Oh, if the squad leader knows that his brother was given by Ye Ye, I don't know how angry it is. Fortunately, we have kept secret for Ye Big Brother..."
Who gave Shu Zhe, you are the metamorphosis of Shu Zhe’s body. Two years ago, Shu Zhe’s body did not grow out of the chest, you are the virtue, now if you see Shu Zhe’s new The image is not to be hungry and the tiger is generally rushing.
I ignored the discussion of the five tigers in the Criminal Department and followed them all the way to the street park where night falls.