Chapter 1206: Lost popcorn
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1830 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:53:29
The main story of "The Eighty Witch of the Octopus Wars" is this: Xu Tianming's male protagonist has eaten the variant octopus and has super powers. He can stick out many octopus tentacles from behind, and embark on the road of justice. .
The twelve witches who played against Octopus were committed to indiscriminately killing wild animals, making their fur and teeth into clothes and accessories, and wearing them on their own body. The whole film was filled with leopard prints like a fashion show. Short skirt and crocodile skin chest.
"We pay great attention to taste, so we must not wear other clothes besides the leather grass. It is because the wild animals kill too little, so that our raw materials are not enough. Everyone wears clothes and is not covered with three-point style... In order to change this At the moment, we must kill more wild animals."
In the past two years, under the hype of director Cao, Jinling was inexplicably become the spokesperson for the national rescue of dogs and dogs. The director of Cao, who got the sweetness from the activists, also hardened the theme of "The Fish of the Octopus". Guaranteed content.
Not only did they put in the content of the insurance, but also looked for a reasonable explanation for the actresses who wear less and reveal more.
"How could you get it right and give them the only fur of the animals?"
The octopus shouted the slogan of righteous words, wrapped the witches in their octopus wrists, and then peeled off their fur clothes one by one.
"Good job, octopus man, we support you."
Whenever such a lens is seen, some pseudo-animal protectionists scream, as if they are excited, like the face of a mutated tomato, because justice is done, and the bad guys are severely punished.
"This film stunt is a bit simplistic, but it's really funny."
Pentax gave a pertinent evaluation in the movie, and added a sentence: "The male lead is especially good, similar to Ye Lin."
Amy embraced her chest with her hands and tilted her legs, a pair of eyes that didn't look like a movie.
"The performance of the actor is really exaggerated, especially the phrase "representing the tentacles to punish you". The costumes of the witches have nothing to watch. At first glance, they know that the props are not real fur..."
"Speaking back, women who try to improve their charms by fur have inferiority. Do they not understand that the most precious fur is their own hair and skin?"
With the innocent beauty of God's gift, Amy doesn't think that things like suede, jewelry, etc. will add value to their own looks, as she has always said: "A truly beautiful person doesn't even wear makeup. When you walk to the crowd, you should not feel shy at all, but you should be filled with confidence and pride."
It’s really a super-good feeling. Amy, you think it’s just a matter of course. Don’t put it into practice. I don’t want you to go to the street as a demon person like Xu Shaoguan.
"The black cat witch is very cute." Xiaoqin commented, "I think she wears a cat ear and a tail, not like a demon that kills wild animals. Instead, it is like a wild animal who has cultivated a human form, Alin. Think so."
"Hey." Amy was dissatisfied. "Who allowed you to be so close to the servant, didn't you say that you would change the name to me? You are the servant of the servant who dares to call the master... ..."
"A Lin wants to be my master, of course." Xiaoqin replied without any sorrow. "But Amy, you open mouth, the general manager A Lin called the servant. If Alin is a male servant and I am a maid, we call each other. The nickname is not a normal thing."
"You..." Amy couldn't find a reason to refute. She grabbed a popcorn and threw it at Xiaoqin. "Look at the black cat witch."
Xiaoqin’s eyes were fast, and most of the popcorn was caught in an instant. If he couldn’t catch it, he would avoid it sideways.
"啪", "啪", "啪", the three off-target popcorn hit the right palace color without exception.
"唔", "啊", "喔", the unprepared Gongcai Cai issued three different screams, and she did not know what the real thing was, she closed her eyes with fear.
"Oh, the violence is not right." Xiaoqin sighed against Amye. "Look, popcorn hit the cow witch."
There is no such thing as a "cowboy witch" in the movie. It is conceivable that Xiaoqin temporarily gave the nickname to Gongcai Cai.
"I, I am not a cow." Gong Caicai was unable to defend, while the upper body kept moving, as if a certain part of the body was itchy.
"What happened to you." The squad leader asked with concern.
"I, I," Gong Caicai said nothing.
"Don't be afraid, I am here." The squad leader encouraged, "What happened in the end."
Gong Caicai’s ten fingers were placed on the knees, and the red-faced face whispered:
Popcorn... There is a popcorn slipping into the collar and stuck on my chest...
That is to say, stuck in the milk ditch, Xiaoqin and Amy immediately showed a sly expression, Xiaoqin threw the newly received popcorn into his mouth and chewed it, and the snoring made the palace color More shivering.
"Can't you take it out yourself?" This situation is not suitable for others to help, the squad leader is also awkward.
"Probably can take it out..." Gong Caicai said indefinitely. "But Mom and Dad told me that I can't put my hand in the clothes in public. I am afraid I have to go to the bathroom, but now in the movie screening, I am Standing up will block the attention of the audience behind..."
Gong Caicai has always been guilty of grievances and must abide by public morality. Seeing her meaning is to make popcorn stay between her double peaks, and wait until the end of the movie.
"Hey, you are deliberately trying to attract Alin's attention, and you won't let you succeed. See if I can help you out."
Xiaoqin reached out to the color of the palace color with the speed that no one could stop. The whole body of the palace color was immediately tightened like an electric shock, but it only caused a little hindrance to Xiaoqin’s right hand. Xiaoqin was rude. After tangling in the clothes of Gong Caicai, the lost popcorn was pinched with the index finger and thumb.
"It’s not a cow witch, there is a lot of meat on it."
The daring behavior of Xiaoqin made Gong Caicai stunned. The frightened girl covered her chest with her hands. I don’t know if I should thank Xiaoqin for doing something else.
Finally, she finally hesitated to say a word: "I, I am not a cow witch, Xiaoqin students please don't laugh at me any more."
The squad leader also said: "Yeah, Xiao Qin, you don't always make jokes. It doesn't matter if you are joke with me or Pooh. It's very easy to cry."
Sitting on the right side of the squad leader, Shu Zhe seems to have fallen asleep because of the boring movie. In general, even if the "Octopus" is shoddy, with the 12-witched smashing gimmick, it will always attract most male audiences to open their eyes. As a result, Shuzhe is not interested in this.
"I didn't bully the color, I was helping her." Xiaoqin said while lifting the popcorn that had stayed in the chest of the palace color. "This is a popcorn with double milk. Someone wants Eat it."
"Please, please return it to me." Gong Caicai unexpectedly acted and reached for the popcorn. As a result, popcorn flew from the tip of Xiaoqin's finger to the front row and fell to the ground.
"Oh, come back to me, this is equivalent to a female body." Cao Gonggong rushed past the speed that did not meet his fat body, and picked up the popcorn that had been stained on the ground, lest others come to grab the ground. Throwed into his mouth, and as a peony, he showed the wretched expression of the fluttering.
The popcorn that was taken out from the chest was eaten by Cao Gonggong. Gong Caicai suddenly rubbed his face and felt that he had become a bad boy since then.
"I, I have become a dishonest dishware..." It seems that the "female body Sheng" that Cao Gonggong said gave the Gongcai Cai a big blow (the same jokes, Pooh and Gong Cai Cai opened, so Gong Gongcai Color understand what it means).
"Not at all sad." The squad leader advised Gong Caicai. "Only the abnormality of Cao Jinglian will make this popcorn have something special. After the movie, I will let Pooh and Saitama go to him. Give you gas."
The squad leader’s advice did not have any effect. Seeing Gongcai Cai’s two lines of tears, Xiaoqin opened his left hand and showed the 7 or 8 popcorn in his heart to the palace.
"Don't cry, the grain that I just flew is my deliberate package. The real double milk popcorn is here, but I can't figure out which grain is the one... If you worry about being like Cao Gonggong again. If you eat it, you can eat it all."
"Really, really." Gong Caicai turned to worry, and took the popcorn from Xiaoqin, like a greedy girl who was not too willing to share with others, put popcorn one by one in the mouth. In the process, she ate as much as possible (there was almost a sigh in the process, the squad leader handed her a bottle of mineral water to solve the urgent need).
"Miyazumi can be really boring, crying when I can't move." Xiaoqin complained to me, "I will still joke with Pooh and the squad leader in the future."
It happened that Amy had to throw away an empty bucket of popcorn. Xiaoqin took it over and pulled out a handcuff that seemed to perform some magic, but because of the lack of academic skills, he finally failed.
"Really, it’s rare that the light is so dark and it’s not easy to wear it..."
The discerning Xiaoqin looked around. When she saw the squad leader paying attention to her side, she raised her empty bucket and shouted to the squad leader: "Come into the bowl."
The squad leader didn't want to speak loudly in the film screening, but once he thought that if he didn't care about Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin might go to provoke the palace color, and he smiled and said: "You go to the bowl."
If Xiaoqin is a boy, the scene just explained can be interpreted as a flirtatious sensation. After the squad leader responded to Xiaoqin, he felt a little embarrassed.
My smart watch suddenly vibrated at this time. I looked up and saw the information sent by Dr. Yu:
"Please return immediately after watching the movie. St. Infant unpacks the encrypted document, but the content is completely different from what we expected."
Hey, isn't it the way to make bwk? If the content of the encrypted document is not this, then the difficulty of developing bwk antidote is greatly increased.