Chapter 215: Childish tortoise

My mobile phone was held in the hands of a big horn, and I had close contact with the mobile phones of many students. Those mobile phones that were mismatched were girls and boys.
Many people, including Xiao Qin, who is crying on the table, think that my mobile phone is cheap and shameful, and that men and women are all eating. No one wants to believe it all because the big speaker wants to try all the mobile phone models.
Photographed in the big horn lobster star, no one who was selected dared not put the phone on, until the big horn found the bear Yaoyan who is eating bread to supplement energy.
The big horn bluntly said: "Little bear, let me play with your mobile phone, I don't believe that all the models can be plugged in!"

Well!
Xiong Yao’s mouth contained a piece of bread and promised that she found out that there was nothing in her trouser pocket when she reached for her mobile phone in her shorts.
"Oh! It’s too urgent in the morning to forget your mobile phone at home!"
Although her mobile phone did not bring it, after asking what the big horn wanted to do, she stuffed the remaining bread into her mouth and slaped the sesame seeds on her hand.
"Do you want to try the interface? What do you mean by ordinary mobile phones? Is it more fun to try the love of crazy madness?"
Sitting in his position, the palace coloring that is shaving the pencil honestly listened to the speech of Xiong Yaoyue, and trembled, subconsciously trying to stand up and run away.
"Don't want to run!" Xiong Yaoyue jumped over and held the palace color from behind, and the big horn was cruelly searched out from the mourning of the palace.
"Hey? It doesn't seem to be brand new!" The big horn said as he looked for the charging interface.
Gongcai Cai struggled with a few strokes under the control of Xiong Yaoyue, and quickly gave up after seeing no effect.
"That... that was replaced by my aunt! When I broke it, Mom and Dad said that I don't care for things!"
"I can't make it bad!" Xiong Yaoyue smiled with no heart and lungs. "We just want to test if we can insert it! You will satisfy our curiosity!"
"Yeah, yeah, you don't lose money... Ye Lin's phone can charge your love crazy!"
Big trumpet laughed.
"Ye, Ye Ye Lin's cell phone!?"
Gong Caicai looked back subconsciously and sat in the last row of the classroom. I couldn’t help but look like the big trumpet and Xiong Yaoyue’s mischief is what I instructed.

Hey? Can you charge?
This time it’s Xie Yaoyue’s surprise.
I thought it was just fun!

The big horn squinted at Xiong Yaoyue. "Have you listened carefully to others! Your brain is made of paste!"

What do you say?
Xiong Yaoyue made a look that
can't spare you
.
After killing the palace, it’s your turn to be fat!

"I am not fat, just full!"
"Bulk? If it is full, Cao Gonggong will not give you the nickname ‘Carmen’!

"Hey? I have a nickname again? Isn’t Carmen a gypsy girl in the novel? I remember she seduce this and seduce that one--what is it like her?"
"Oh..." Xiong Yaoyue did not hold back and laughed. "You are not a foreign name," Cao Gonggong said that you are too fat and will get stuck in the classroom door..."
"Bastard Cao Gonggong, I want your life!!" The big horn angered the crown, and looked up, but found that Cao Gonggong, who was still in the classroom, had disappeared.
"That... can you let me go?"
Was caught in the middle by the big horn and Xiong Yaoyue, and was forced to listen to the quarrel between the two of them.
"No!" said the big horn. "Since Cao Gonggong ran, take your mobile phone first! Cubs, you hold the color! I have to insert it!"
"Okay!" Although she had just quarreled with the big horn, Xiong Yaoyue became a reliable accomplice in bullying the palace.
"Don't ~~ Don't!" Gong Caicai cried and cried, "My aunt said that charging with other things will explode!"

Hey? Is it really going to explode?
Xiong Yao’s glimpse showed a little fear.
"Explosive!" The big horn slammed his mouth. "Is Apple's things so squeaky? You have to make a taste of domestic products today!"
In the mourning of Gong Caicai, the big horn connected the Huangfeng blame mobile phone and the love madness 4, but there was no terrorist explosion that Xiong Yaoyue was worried about.
"Not good! The squad leader is coming!" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly exclaimed, hurriedly let go of the palace color in his arms, and ran away with his two ears.
The big horn that ran slow was smashed, and the squad leader caught a reprimand. The big horn replied: "It’s not good to blame Ye Lin’s mobile phone! Who makes his mobile phone so strange!

The big horn actually transferred hatred to me? My phone is weird? You haven't found the built-in "female entertainment game yet"! When the application keeps the phone shaking, you shouldn't know what adjectives to use!
Ah, ah, no good! The squad leader took my yellow wind cell phone and came to me! Is it necessary to pursue my responsibility! Should I cover my ears like Xiong Yaoyue!
Fortunately, the class bell started at this time and saved my life.
The squad leader finally put the phone on my desk, let me manage my own things, and must shut down when I was in class.
Shut down? How do I run a shop when I shut down? Although you don't know, your brother is still getting paid from me!
The teacher of the biology class is an old-fashioned old lady who once used a biological perspective to persuade her students not to fall in love, not to get married. Her point of view is:
"Before a person is not married, the action is absolutely free. It is an 'animal'. After the marriage, the action is restricted and it becomes a 'plant'; when the child is born, the action is less free, and it becomes 'mineral'. !"
well said! It is a famous saying! If Dad is not married, don't I have to sit here like a mineral?
Today, the biology class teacher always coughs when he lectures. The students suspect that she got the H7N9 bird flu, because one of the top ten rumors in the 28th is that the single old lady has a hobby to collect germs.
It may be that the germs collected by the biology teacher can kill all human beings. The students gave her the nickname "Exterminator Shi Tai" and recognized that she is the first of our 28 weapons of mass destruction.
I feel that the extermination is too great for a single-year-old 50-year-old perseverance. It is worth learning from her.
In order to get absolute freedom, let alone marry, the girlfriend is also completely redundant, Xiaoqin, the nominal secret girlfriend should run her as soon as possible.
I have been busy with all sorts of chores recently, and I have not bullied Xiao Qin as before. What if I give her the illusion that I am gentle?
So I used the mobile phone to open the webpage and searched for "How to make my girlfriend hate." When I typed in "How to make a girlfriend", the search engine almost automatically completed "How to make my girlfriend like it."
Nima, you really didn't pursue it! Let your girlfriend like it and then get married and finally become a mineral, you should regret it! (The second place in the search engine to automatically complete the second is actually "how to make girlfriends climax", I am desperate for this evil world)
When I changed my keywords to "boyfriend" and "hate" "characteristics", I finally showed up the teaching stickers I wanted - "Ten Boys I hate most girls".
I opened my eyes and found that the ten pesky features are:
1, do not talk about hygiene
2, childish
3. Male chauvinism
4, 吝啬 iron cock
5, flower radish
6, vulgar, full of swear words
7, say big words blowing cowhide
8, no words
9, small eyes, vengeance
10, idle and not doing business
This, it seems that the application is not very strong! I feel that I am facing Xiaoqin, I am embarrassed (I didn’t even ask her to eat the food in the cafeteria), enough to make a big radish (take the movie ticket of Xiaoqin to ask the squad leader), enough to say no word (often give Xiao Qin a short Promise), enough to avenge (small bully's hatred) ... and masculinity, vulgarity, blowing cowhide, not doing business or even hygiene, may not reduce my reputation in Xiaoqin, maybe there will be counter-effects.
Pick and choose, is there only a "naive" option?
Do I have to be naive in front of Xiaoqin, will she hate me?
It’s a new discovery!
However, of course, you can't use the haha's method of turning your eyes to show naiveness (that is dementia). It should be nasty game tricks, and you should be bored with it.
So I took out the marker in the pencil case and ordered Xiaoqin to stretch her arm.
Xiaoqin did not know so I followed my orders. The biology teacher was talking about environmental issues behind the desk. "You humans just don't know how to protect the environment!"
I sneered and painted a turtle on the white arm of Xiao Qin with a marker.
"Get your arm back!" I smiled smugly. This time, the way I bully Xiaoqin is naive enough? Kindergarten class level? See how you can't wash this little turtle how to be angry!
I didn’t expect Xiao Qin to like my paintings very much. She held her own arms and watched it for a long time like the discovery of the New World.
"This little turtle, the painting is very good, Ye Lin has a talent for painting..."
"Especially the head, very cute! I like the turtle of Ye Lin most..."
At this juncture, the big-time expert Niu Shili, who is out of context, does not know why he is looking at me. I faintly feel that Xiaoqin can finish the words in the back, and the rumors that let me vomit blood should be circulated in the 28th.
"Don't, don't say it anymore! I can't do it by borrowing alcohol to help you wipe it out!"