Chapter 232: Ketchup
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1694 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:48:47
I ask you to pick a way to deal with yourself. As a result, you can't do without the "light stripping" and "bed"? Today is the idea to pay for the big sin!
I don't know why there is a fiery commotion in the lower abdomen. I can't stand up from the chair for the time being. The casual shorts are very thin and will be sunken.
So accompanied by Xiaoqin at the dinner table with French fries and tomato sauce, Xiaoqin was excited to look forward to the moment of execution.
Speaking of it, Dad went to write the textbooks, and let Auntie work overtime. Today, I am living in a room with Xiaoqin, a lonely man and a woman. It is really dangerous!
And what is my brain thinking? Since I felt that my life was threatened, I was so passionate. Even if the person in front of me was the little bully who stepped on me many times that year, I could also scream at her blood! My brain is automatically remembering where the condoms in the online store are placed! There is a voice in my mind that says: What is the matter of even the bully who once bullied you? As long as you put her under the pressure countless times, isn’t it revenge?
No, no! I have been teased for so long, and then I will continue to do so. If Xiaoqin doesn’t need anything, I might push her down! I want to be in the trap of the beautiful snake!
Bastard, do you still eat French fries if you have nothing to do? You have to lose to me, do you know? I might press you on the bed like an estrus beast!
Suddenly recalling, Auntie suspected that I had overthrown her daughter, the whole room looking for blood-stained sheets.
Not good! Auntie Mingming warned me in person that before I went to high school, my intimate behavior with Xiaoqin stopped at the top of the kiss (that is, we have already reached the upper limit of Auntie’s rule), if I broke through myself. The lower limit of the thrift and the cap of the aunt's stipulation, will Auntie definitely go to the door to ask for sin? Doesn't it mean that if I put Xiaoqin into pregnancy, will my two dad's eggs be smashed? Any aunt who is emotionally impulsive is entirely possible to do it!
After thinking about it, in order not to smash the pit to the extent of the chicken flying eggs, I made a difficult decision: after eating the French fries, drive Xiaoqin away! I can't help but let her stay again!
I am so determined, I do not know why I have taken off the bare strips, standing under the shower head of the bathroom, and Xiaoqin is only separated by a door in the shower.
Recall that the root cause of this result should be that Xiaoqin added ketchup to the plate.
It seems that I have guessed what I want to catch her. Xiaoqin tears apart three packs of ketchup (the newly opened fast food restaurant is generous), and the trend is to go to the plate, but one does not sit still and the chair flips backwards. Seeing that people have to bring chairs, plus ketchup, a hodgepodge on the floor.
The most important training for the martial arts people is to stand and follow the steps. How could you be unsettled when you were a singer? Four-legged chair plus two legs, you have a total of six legs, six legs may lose balance, so useless you simply reincarnate to be a caterpillar! At least the caterpillar's legs are more!
What Xiao Kui thought was, I can guess it with my knee.
I just want to use Soda Sauce to stain my clothes (for the white shirt of the school uniform, the ketchup is immediately turned into a snow plum), so that there is no excuse for not wearing the clothes on the street. Just stay in my home, just wait until the clothes are washed and dried to leave?
If the ketchup is splashed on your own hair, you can also ask to wash your hair or even take a shower in my house, so that the atmosphere will be even worse!
How can you make you succeed? Sitting across the table, I made a decisive decision. One hand held the wrist of Xiaoqin, preventing her from continuing to plant it backwards. The other hand quickly flew the ketchup that Xiaoqin intended to squeeze on her body. Let the three packs The red material flies high and the rotation does not stop.
I am proud, I think that the ketchup has fallen from the air, a bag is lying on my head, a bag is on my T-shirt, a bag is lying on my casual shorts.
Even in the middle three yuan, bright red and bright sauce, I am like a devil who has shot three shots in the anti-Japanese movie.
There is a red top in the hair, and there is no need to mention the slimy one. The position of the heart on the chest is full of peony flowers. The shooting method of the Eighth Route Army is quite accurate! The most unfortunate thing is my big shorts - it’s just the crotch! The strong penetrating sauce passed through the lines of shorts and panties, and maybe I have already dyed my JJ red!
"Oh! How can Ye Lin be so careless!" Xiaoqin made himself completely innocent, and then smiled and said:
"Let me be a girlfriend, help me clean it!"
A handkerchief from the skirt pocket (with a Hello Kitty pattern on it) came straight to the stain on my shorts.
The bastard, the red color on my head and chest, you didn't see it! I have to provoke my gunpowder library - I am not doing it today, you are not comfortable!
The string that is strong in the mind is not broken. I didn't let Xiaoqin touch my sensitive area. When I got up, I went to the bathroom.
"I want to wash the ketchup, you can go home first!"
I ordered Xiao Qin through the bathroom door.
"How, how is this! Ye Lin, you are too wasteful!"
"Ha? Waste? How do I waste it?"
"The ketchup on the skin of Ye Lin can be used continuously! I am very much looking forward to eating the ketchup from Ye Lin's classmates!"
what? The perverted ethnic minority Japan has a female body. If you are unwilling, do you want to use me as a "male body"?
"And, and the world's water resources are so scarce, Ye Lin said that taking a bath is too selfish!"
Eh? Is it difficult for me to fall asleep with these ketchups? When did you become a diligent and saved person like the squad leader? Moreover, the squad leader loves to be clean. If the dirt on the hair is sticky, it will definitely take a shower immediately. It will not hesitate because of worrying about the world's water resources!
"But... Ye Lin, in order to save water, support the hard-working residents of the Sahara Desert, obviously should take a shower with my girlfriend~~~~"
Eh? Speaking so grandly, is the result still this? There is a limit to your post! I have to turn up the cold water switch to be able to calm down!
Suddenly I thought that the door lock of my bathroom door was bad. If Xiaoqin took off and sneaked in, I could only retreat with her and could only fight with her.
Countless times in the brain and the final battle of the little bully, it is definitely not the situation that this child is not suitable.
It must be lightning and thunder, and the wind is strong, you punch me, fight for three hundred rounds, and finally both breathlessly pour in the mud, acknowledging that the other is a fateful opponent with his own strength!
what? You said that the two of us can still fight for three hundred rounds now, but can still pant on the damp sheets, can still be recognized by each other?
But what can you beat with the little bully, and what is the fight with Xiaoqin? More than... Who is the climax?
"Chen Qin, you are not allowed to come in!" I warned. "If you just come in, I will definitely expel you from your girlfriend's position! I said it!"
"Okay..." Xiaoqin agreed disappointingly. "I will slowly eat the remaining French fries, and listen to the sound of the water bathing by Ye Lin."
"Who will let you eat in the sound of my bathing! You should leave as soon as possible after eating! I am in a bad mood and I have no intention of doing my homework!"
Xiaoqin greatly "hey--".
"Yes, but Ye Lin has promised to do homework with me! Ye Lin is not talking about doing it?"
"Hey!" I slammed the bubble on my head and said, "You still promised to bring me the Optimus Prime brother!"
"But... Ye Lin is a man and a man, I am a girl who can't help but wind! How can it be the same? And the firepower of the underworld is too strong! The rockets and submachine guns are so scary! I can't help!"
Is it a lie of the underworld? You are not too tired! I concentrated on rubbing my back and didn't take care of her again.
Xiaoqin is spoiled by me across the door:
"No, don't you, don't you?~~~~ I won't leave! Ye Lin promised to do my homework! I promised to do it with me! Just do it with me and do it with me! I want to be alone with Ye Lin. Do! The last time the three people together with the squad leader did not count!"
Do you add the words "job" to nothing? I am discouraged in the bathroom mirror!
"Don't be noisy!" I yelled. "I won't do homework with you again after quarreling! The squad leader and Gongcai Cai are better than you. I will go find them to do it!"
Suddenly I remembered that I was in a hurry in the bathroom. I didn’t take the clothes for change. I wrapped the towel directly. When the apron went out, it was not safe.
So I specifically authorized Xiao Qin to take two pieces of my clothes in the closet.