Chapter 254: Learning ps

"What happened?" I saw the scattered plastic film wreck on Xiaoqin's table, and the mask that I had worn on my hand. The squad leader asked strangely, "How do you let Xiaoqin take apart his mask?"
Xiaoqin completely ignored the squad leader standing next to her, she smeared herself on the exercise book and whispered:
"Female No. 2 is a bad guy with a long hair and a heart-like snake..."
I took out ten yuan to the squad leader and said, "Xiao Qin's brain has entered the water again. I can't stop it. Her mask money I paid for her."
Although I said "all my things are free for you", Xiaoqin seems to enjoy the act of paying for her, which may cause her to have the illusion of being taken care of by me.
The squad leader took the money without saying anything, and intended to record it on the manuscript that had already written a lot of names.
The manuscript was very soft, there was nothing behind it, and the writing was very weak. The squad leader looked at Xiaoqin’s desk, which was filled with pencils, erasers, and rulers. The manuscript paper with radish was full of mountains and plains. style of.
I know that the squad leader wants to find a table mat to write under the manuscript, and it is very generous to refer to my desk.
I don't know what the squad leader thinks. I actually refused my kindness. It seems that the upper body is leaning on my desk and writing, it will make our face too close, which may give me a chance to be thin.
Who will be thin you! Although the ordinary summer uniforms - white short shirts and sea blue over-the-knee skirts - wear a small size on your body, which makes your chest hoop tight and can't cover Your knees, your long hair also exudes the fragrance of a green apple shampoo... But now it is not a light and thin occasion for you? Last time we accidentally kissed our mouths, it was just a simple accident. Why do I think I am not good to you? I just spoke for you in front of everyone!
Even so, the squad leader did not want to write the words on the payment list. She took the opportunity to move her left leg, carefully covering the skirt and not letting it slide down the white jade's thigh, and then staying in a single-legged position, like a proud white crane. Put the manuscript on the left leg and write down my name and the amount of the charge.
The squad leader is smart! It's better to write on my desk! Do you think men will only stare at the chest? You are very tender in this regard! I have a friend, because I usually read too many heavy things, but I would like to appreciate women's less intimate parts, such as neck, shoulders, collarbone, waist, hands, feet...
By the way, according to the usual practice, when people say this, "my friend" refers to himself.
Therefore, the squad leader took your long legs as a temporary desk, but gave me a good chance to appreciate your silky leg line and the charming shape of the knee bend! I am very eager to look forward to the knee-length school uniform skirt to slide down!
Well, the squad leader's hand pressing the school uniform skirt is very powerful. It takes a few seconds to write a name. My reverie is quickly shattered like a soap bubble.
After the squad leader left, Xiao Qin was still setting up the female number two, and she said to herself:
"Female No. 2 shows her long legs in front of the male lead, and the nostrils of the male character are getting bigger..."
Whose nostrils are getting bigger! If your desktop is not so messy, the squad leader would have written it on your desktop!
During the lunch break, the classes exchanged about the mask incident. Only then did they find that the second grade (3) class had the most stupidity, and the number of people who bought the school mask was topped by 10 people.
But I don't know why (perhaps because the mask was purchased from the relatives of the vice-president), this time the number of mask purchases was linked to the health rating, which made our class get a week of health red flag.
Someone saw the squad leader squatting on the table in a rare lunch break, blocking the face with a textbook, and the shoulders shook slightly for a while without any sound.
"Don't you feel wronged, are you crying secretly?"
Some girls are worried and said, "Now I think we are too much in the morning. Why should the squad leader be responsible for the mistakes of the school?"
As a squad leader, the boys are self-identified and derelict, and they don’t want to think that they usually only know that they are squatting after the cow’s strength. Today’s cattle are in poor condition and they immediately lose their heart. .
But the big horn told me that the squad leader actually got the health red flag because of the accident, and hid his face behind the book and snickered.
Do you care about the collective honor? As long as the collective has won the honor, it does not matter if you are wronged.
The first lesson in the afternoon was a history lesson. I didn’t dare to use the Internet because of the lack of electricity. I had to listen to the history teacher’s eloquence, and the big lecture group rushed into Beijing. .
"Well, my teacher, I don't take these exams now, but you have to know the truth about history occasionally!"
The history teacher left the podium as usual in the classroom to revolve around, disturbing everyone's heart and mind, can not rest assured to write the main subject homework or play fruit ninja.
"Students, who do you know why the Boxers want to rob the merchants?"
Cao Gonggong rarely raised his hand and said: "I know! There is money in the merchant!"
The history teacher was very happy to let Cao Gonggong sit down. Cao Gonggong whispered: "If you grab the money, you can call the chicken..."
"So." The history teacher added, "Do you know why the Boxers want to kill the pastor?"
The cow, who was extremely tired and sleeps on the table for a hundred years, replied in a confused way: "Because the pastor will add blood..."
The students suddenly laughed, and the history teacher took a lot of effort to calm everyone down. He called the name of the cow ten times, but the cow did not react at all.
Because Niu Shili is a good student of the first grade, the history teacher does not want to make him too stiff. He has to say: "Niu Shili’s classmates seem to be in a coma today. Let’s talk about how the Yihetuan gathers the fire priest. Ok..."
Exposed! How did the history teacher use the term "set fire"? I have heard from Xiao Ding, a pet hospital, that many of the guild presidents and heads of a group of online games are extremely boring middle-aged uncles - it was you! Are you preparing lessons for us while carrying a copy of more than 20 younger brothers?
In the information class, Cao Gonggong and I occupied the last row as usual, and according to the last agreement, he had to teach me PS skills.
"Hey - Master, you are high-spirited, not ashamed to ask, the disciple specially brought PS material from home for you to practice!"
I was afraid that he would take out the life photos of the class girls and the cover of the Japanese A`V girl's work. In the heart, he was already ready to make him fat. He didn't expect him to copy it from the U disk. It is a half-length photo of the whole class, not only for girls, but also for boys.
"Hey, Master, these photos are from the class qq group, and it takes a lot of effort from the disciples. It can be said that the most energetic side of the second (3) class!"
I am skeptical of his words, the girls' photos have indeed chosen the best angle and the best light, even the big speakers and PHS have taken the feeling of Yanfei ring thin, but in contrast to the boys, it seems a bit weird.
No, to be exact, it is a bit evil. In the photos of the boys collected by the big speakers, I don’t know why I chose the bad light, the expression is deviated, or the stomach hurts on the day of the photo. In short, none of them are like good people.
A photo of Niu Shili’s backlit image made him look like a loan shark, and my photo with a slight corner on my mouth (I didn’t join the qq group in the class, God knows how this photo was obtained by Cao Gonggong) Like a professional killer.
Of course, there is also a photo of Cao Gonggong himself. He smiles like a Maitreya in the photo, but anyone can see that he is not like a good person.
"Master, you take the characters from these photos out of the background, even if you are the first step in learning PS, the disciples will guide you next!"
I hesitantly started to trim the first photo. I don’t know what medicine is sold in Cao Gonggong’s gourd. I always feel that there must be a big conspiracy behind it.