Chapter 337: Terror
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1992 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:49:29
After the awake squadron mode was opened, my palms were opposite each other, and they were lotus-like. They first hit a turtle wave shock wave against Xu Shaoguan.
The master of Xu Shaoguan screamed and was smashed by the shock wave and became a star in the distant night sky.
No, the above is just the imagination of the self. The fact is that I am so immersed in Dan Tian that I can't avoid the attack on the Xu Shaoguan master. I punched him on his knee and let him step back three steps.
This is hard and hard, but my right fist is not painful. In the Berserker mode, even if I suffer from a fracture, I will be basically immune to the pain.
Today, I will punish you in the name of my sister, the shameless fanatic who is going to steal the underwear and hurt the girl’s heart.
The underwear is so private, how can you steal it and wear it on your head?
As for me, I am different. I am for justice, for love.
Seeing that I also opened a plug-in called "Head Panties" with him, Xu Shaoguan stopped the momentum of retreat and sneered two times:
"I didn't expect you to have two more."
"Oh." I replied, "Let each other."
The moon is rare, and there is a breeze blowing in the alley. This awkward wind doesn't know where it came from. In short, before the masters in the movie decide, there should be no winds.
The hair of Xu and the owner of Xu Shaoguan was divided into two groups by the underwear, and at this time, the wind moved with surprise.
"Who is your underwear?"
Xu Shaoguan suddenly asked.
"Hey, you don't care who my underwear is. You just know that the strength I get from this underwear is bigger than yours. You are the underwear that ignores the will of others. If it has thoughts, it will also Despise you."
The Xu Shaoguan main house is a long time.
"Do you mean that the underwear on your head is the other person willingly give it to you."
"Of course." I replied proudly. "This is a pair of underwear filled with love and trust. It is comparable to your unnamed underwear."
Xu Shaoguan’s master lost, but still reluctant to admit defeat:
"The old saying goes: the wife is not as good as the wife, the wife is better than stealing, stealing is better than stealing, even if you wear your girlfriend's underwear..."
I laughed: "This is not my girlfriend's underwear, and she will never be my girlfriend, but I will always love her, she will always love me."
Xu Shaoguan has been silent for a while.
"You... really, the kind of master who will enjoy the metamorphosis."
"This is not a relationship, not a metamorphosis. The relationship between us is determined from the birth."
"It’s still full of fatalism... That girl must have been brainwashed by you."
"Hey, you underwear thief, when did you start to care about the rights of other girls? If you think you can't beat me, you will immediately surrender and admit defeat."
Xu Shaoguan bite his teeth with annoyance, opened the zipper of the backpack and opened a small slit, and took out a pair of underwear from the inside.
Sure enough, the backpacks are full of all the stolen underwear, and the bra underwear is estimated to have as many as 200 pieces.
Xu Shaoguan made a deep breath, as if the ceremony was serious. He put the underwear he had just taken out on his head and put it on the outside of the original underwear.
Double knife flow, no, double flow, quality is not enough, use the quantity to make it.
Not an illusion, the other side's power has strengthened.
The wind is blowing, the attack of the Xu Shaoguan master is like a storm, there is no gap, but I am in the state of the Berserker, seeing his movements clearly between the electric and the flint, one by one, or attacking the enemy. It will be saved, let him take the initiative to withdraw.
This extremely high-intensity competition, seven or eight rounds down, we both breathless, sweating DC.
Ah, it’s awful, the underwear on the top must also be stained with my sweat. I don’t even know if Amy wears it, but now I’m going to get my
original taste
.
After a short break, Xu Shaoguan’s main teether went on again, and I didn’t admit defeat. The two men played another dozen rounds.
Punch to the boxing, feet to feet, you use the python to twist the throat, I use the evil tiger to smash the heart, you jumped up and down the legs and strokes, and I am not moving like a mountain to the water.
Ah, who said that Chinese martial arts has fallen, not to mention me, Xu Shaoguan’s move has been very different from the number of taekwondo roads. He has created a lot of practical and practical leg methods and boxing tricks. Stealing underwear has become a generation of masters.
After a hundred years, there will be a film industry filming "The Generation (Pants) Master", just like commemorating Ye Wen to commemorate him.
At that time, people should comment: Ye Wen is also afraid of his wife, and should allow the great man to have a little flaw.
In the back slot, you passed the name of the ancestors, talking about the top underwear, the old man’s head is not empty, the winner of the prince defeated the thief, as long as I won you, the commemorative pant flow master, it should be me Alright.
In all fairness, although each other has and looks ridiculous, it is definitely a high-level battle.
If you record it with a video camera, you can definitely use it as a martial arts enlightenment textbook for young people, and play the role of inspirational, fitness, and strong country.
Of course, you should ask the video processing expert in advance to do the processing on the top of the head.
Otherwise, in case the children and children are left with the wrong impression that "the martial arts are superior as long as the head panties", the girls in their class will suffer collectively, so they will be regretted.
After several fights, although Xu Shaoguan was extremely stubborn, he finally showed some signs of physical exhaustion.
I didn't let him miss the opportunity to be slow, a sweeping leg made him fall to the ground, his back fell on the dirt road, and the backpack fell from his shoulder.
He was not hurt very much, his hands were half-sitting on the ground, and his eyes were dull and screaming at me.
"You... you are just that."
He is a duck, and his mouth is not bad.
I rushed up, ran over, and planned to lie down with him.
Abnormal thinking is really weird, he does not protect himself, but thinks that I am going to his bag of underwear and stolen goods, the teeth bite, and jumped over to protect the backpack.
I kicked on his back and he snorted and still clutched his backpack.
"Let's let go, you are a pervert." I laughed and laughed and kicked him in the back.
I don't know when, the Berserker mode has faded, I feel sore muscles, but at this time, Xu Shaoguan, there is no longer the ability to resist.
When I thought that he didn't give up, he actually opened the backpack and took out a pair of underwear to put it on his head.
Nima is a knife, although the underwear has a strengthening effect on mental strength, but don't think it is really a stimulant.
Sure enough, despite entering the three-blade mode, Xu Shaoguan master can no longer stand up.
He made a hateful "squeaky" sound, and found two underwear, hesitating that there is no place on his head.
When I kicked him, I was tired. I saw that he was already a dog of a family, and he relaxed his vigilance. The probe asked in the past:
"Why, you still have to make a ‘five-knife flow’. You just have to admit defeat, admit your mistakes, and promise not to commit again...
Xu Shaoguan suddenly blinked in the eyes, and put a pair of pink lace-colored in his hand and slanted it over my head.
I can't dodge, I actually got a move.
Lying in the trough, your method is fierce and fierce, and the underwear is torn apart. More importantly, if you slant it up, it will block my eyes.
Is it deliberate to do so, intend to seal my vision?
Ah, my left eye, the world I see through my underwear, is so different, so vague, so embarrassing, the biggest question is, who is this underwear, since you said that you are only in the West End Activities, then even if the possibility is not too high, this underwear may also be my classmates, at least the same classmates.
After a hit, Xu Shaoguan revealed his excitement. I wonder if he had no strength to punch. The other underwear in his hand also came over to my head.
Want to seal my right eye, how can you make it happen? I grabbed the underwear that he brought over (he didn't have much strength), hesitating whether he should put this underwear back in his backpack, but he See him and take a cartoon underwear from his backpack, ready to make persistent efforts.
You are still addicted, and I am angry. I put the underwear in my hand directly on the head of Xu Shaoguan.
Very hard to put in, although it does not seal your eyes, but blocked your nostrils, so that you are not breathing well.
"Ha ha ha ha ha"
Because the other party has four underwear on the top of the head, it is too funny, I am laughing too weak, and I can't help Xu Shaoguan to jump up and put the cartoon underwear on my head.
4:3, a four-blade flow and a three-knife flow, you are not playing with me.
Speaking of underwear, what's in your backpack is that I have the biggest model, and I can't help but put Xu Shaoguan on the head.
5:3, Ye Lin is a two-pointer. Please welcome the audience to stand up and applaud. This year's are sponsored by authentic herbal tea plus Duobao. If you are afraid of getting angry, please drink Jiaduobao.
In the alleys of silvery moonlight, two (juvenile) peerless masters, exhausted the physical strength of the duel, had to frantically use the underwear to put on the other's head, which is really an absurd scene.
I felt that when I was leading 11:9, I reached out and grabbed a bra. When I was doing a bra, how to put it on my head, at the end of the alley, the direction behind Xu Shaoguan’s main body suddenly passed an anger. Female voice:
"Almost let me catch you."
The woman who was blocked by the black shadow in the upper body, stepped vigorously, took two long legs and approached us step by step.
After being asked by the other person behind him, Xu Shaoguan’s main body trembled and made the last effort. He threw the zippered open backpack on me, and the underwear bra fell on me with the effect of the goddess, and he ran away. Soon I sneaked into the nearby alley.
On my head, shoulders, hands, and legs, there are women's underwear of different styles, and even more terrible is the top of the nine underwear (the one inside is Amy's), and just caught A purple bra in the hand, I don't know what to do at this time.
The woman found that the Xu Shaoguan owner ran, and did not immediately chase, but instead came over to me.
As the distance approached, I discovered that this is not a special aunt. When you just released it from the hotel for a day, you will be a volunteer patrolman and arrest the underwear thief.
Auntie didn't recognize me at first (with nine underpants on her head), and when she saw the bra I had in her hand, she immediately became blushing.
"You guys who are lacking in discipline, think that they have stolen my underwear hanging on the balcony, can you escape safely?"