Chapter 352: imposter replacement
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1875 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:49:31
Cao Gonggong’s statement not only made the squad leader and other people very confused, even my party’s two monks were puzzled.
"Do you still ask?" Cao Gong’s righteousness said in a word, "The young talents of the two martial arts circles, how could they fight for the loss of underwear?"
"Thinking carefully, this is not in line with common sense. The only explanation is that this video was deliberately put on the Internet. This is a performance art... No, it is made for the attention of the film. promotional activity."
Cao Gong’s mouth hangs a lot and talks about it. I don’t know who is blindfolded. In short, everyone knows that the person who appeared in the video is indeed me.
"I said how familiar this person is." The big horn stared at the screen of his mobile phone. "But you said that it is to promote the movie, what movie do you shoot?"
At this time, everyone gathered to Cao Gonggong, big horn, PHS, squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, and I was surrounded by the inner circle. The rest of the people were in the outer circle, waiting to hear what Cao Gonggong was going to say.
What is rare is that Gong Caicai also curiously came to see what happened, but she couldn’t squeeze the front and be short, and she could only be anxious outside the crowd. Sun Yu was very enthusiastic about calling Gong Caicai to herself. In front, Gong Caicai's face was not accepted.
Cao Gonggong proudly took a big bang and glanced at it. I don’t know if I still remember the days before, because the incident of the school’s red line area was fattened by the big horn.
"You are ashamed, hurry and say." The big horn patted the table, and if the sound was loud, Cao Gonggong immediately wilted.
"That is... Ye Palmen and my father, in cooperation with the martial arts micro-movie, there are real kungfu, tough guys, and a very smart dog as an animal actor."
"The dog who will play." The squad leader seemed to be interested.
The big horn is not particularly convinced. "If you say that you have taken the "Titanic", you have a lip on your upper lip. Is there evidence?"
Cao Gonggong seems to have been waiting for the big horn. He put his mobile phone in the middle of the desk and greeted everyone.
"In fact, this martial arts micro-film called "Blood War Jinling" has been announced for almost two months, but the Chinese people's martial arts have been polished in peacetime, leaving the film has not received special attention. Because of this, we have to take a video that can cause controversy and create momentum for the film."
Sure enough, Cao Gonggong’s abacus is to use one of the main characters of
Blood War Jinling
to play the role of BOS Jinling’s evil Wu Sheng, to pretend to be me.
The two of us really look alike, but he is older than me, can deceive the eyes of the squad leader and others, and... Why do I think it is not a good idea to give them a video of Bloody Jinling.
I still have no time to think about it. Cao Gonggong has pressed the play button of the mobile phone, so that everyone can watch the first episode of "Blood War Jinling" on his 5-inch screen (currently, he has finished the episode).
The title is very short. Under the four cursive Chinese characters of "Blood War Jinling", which is blood-stained, the "Director: Cao Jing" four small characters are also very eye-catching.
"Cao Jing is my father." Cao Gonggong proudly said.
Rest assured, no one will rob you, just rely on the appearance and character of the two of you, everyone knows that you are born.
I have said before that the story of "Blood War Jinling" is as follows:
Before returning to Hidden Mountain Village, the master of the male protagonist once taught at the House of Power and taught Jinling a small amount of effort.
However, Jinling’s evil scum is not good, but the talents are so high that the master teaches him the
blood sorrow and repair
. Even the master can’t practice the ninth floor. He actually let him practice and practice what he will do in the future. , I am looking for a master to kill and play.
So after killing the master of the same city, he hit his master's body, and he found the village where the master lived, and killed the master.
Later stories, of course, the actor revenge for the teacher, for the sake of the people, and after all the hardships, finally defeated Jinling with the help of his companions, and the heroine eventually became a genus.
It sounds like a very ordinary martial arts story, but because of the filming of director Cao, this film is full of anecdotes, as well as the disharmony of the A film.
In the first episode, there was basically no actor, but Jinling’s appearance was very rare. When he fell back in his hands, dressed in a Chinese costume and smirked in his house, Cao Gonggong immediately pointed at it. The phone screen says:
"This is my master, you believe this time."
The big horn has two eyes that look like a bun.
"Hey, it’s really like to say something, but... it looks a little older."
"What do you know." Cao Gonggong snorted. "That is makeup, make-up, change the age, what is a piece of cake, but... a fat girl like you, no matter how to make up, it will not thin……"
After a sentence has not been finished, he was covered by a big horn. If the squad leader did not stop, Cao Gonggong was killed on the spot.
"Ah, the family behind Jinling’s evil, the trademark of the costume has leaked out."
The place that Xiong Yaoyue pays attention to is always different from others.
"Ye Lin did not perform well." Xiao Lingtong said faintly. "Jin Ling is obviously a flying man, and he should not hesitate in his eyes."
Lying in the trough, PHS, your observation ability is against the sky, such a small mobile phone screen, you can actually see that Wu Sheng suffers from depression, you do not go to school, simply set up a detective agency with the big speakers, specifically to solve difficult cases Go ahead.
"This is really what you played." The squad looked at the screen of the mobile phone and looked at me again. The suspicion in my heart has not been eliminated.
"It’s the master’s performance.
Cao Gonggong shouted. "The master’s eyes are melancholy because the master wanted to play a positive role."
"You don't interrupt." The squad leader glared at Cao Gonggong.
Cao Gonggong was very excited. He was especially savvy and repeated: "Okay, I don't interrupt."
"In front of the master, how dare I intervene in the squad leader, and insert the teacher is also a plug..."
The squad leader had a cold face, and she said to the big horn: "You killed Cao Jinglian, this time I will not stop you."
Ah, the squad leader’s expression is so fierce. Why do I suddenly feel that no matter who is squad, I will eventually become a wife.
Take me for example, even if I am a pure iron man, the hard Han Sparta, you may not be able to rival the double aura of "justice" and "wife", but you can’t beat you. Things must not be punished every day for washing boards.
No, for you, the washboard is already light, is it for me to punish my instant noodles, not to be broken, to break a piece for one foot; or to punish me for remote control, for a slap, or even slap Steel balls, wire brushes, and more, simply throw me into the washing machine to do centrifugation.
Is it the only way to pretend to be weak and to arouse the motherhood of your caring weak?
I don't want to be so shameful. I want to be the head of the family. I don't want to be a dangerous criminal policeman. I am staying at home as a housewife. When I return to my tired body, I am responsible for cooking for me. And give me a knee pillow just fine.
When I saw the movie, Jinling was so bad that she saw the fierce light, and the empty hand tore the Master in two, the squad leader’s lips:
"This and violent film is placed on the Internet and nobody cares..."
"This master is also alive." Xiong Yaoyue screamed at the ice lolly sign that he had finished eating. "If you know that the other person's character is not good, don't teach the true thing, even the cat does not teach the tiger to go to the tree."
At this time, Cao Gonggong had been smashed by the big horn, and he couldn’t say a word.
At this time, the squad leader has been looking forward to it. The white pet dog, which is only inseparable from Jinling, has finally appeared.
But it's not like a dog. It's like a wolf. At least half of the Mongolian prairie wolf's bloodline will be smashed at night.
Not only the hair color is white, but the outer ring of the eyes is also white, just call it a white-eyed wolf.
When Jinling’s evil touched the top of the white-eyed wolf, the squad’s mouth showed a faint smile, and there was something wrong.
It is a big bad guy like Jinling, and there are dogs who are willing to follow him.
Don't make a mistake, it is a wolf. According to Director Cao, the daily fee charged by the animal trainer is one tenth of the total shooting cost.
But seeing the story below, the squad leader's face changed.
Jinling wickedly commanded the white-eyed wolf to eat the body of the master. He ate it in a big mouth, eating it sweetly, eating it with blood and still smiling at the owner. The squad leader is holding me what I am doing, the script is not me. Written, and the actor is actually Wu Sheng is not me, you are blaming me, have you taught such a cute dog?
Cute fart, the fierce is the world's first.
Even once the animal has eaten human flesh, it will like the taste of human flesh and will continue to eat it in the future.
PHS provides cold knowledge untimely.
The 5-minute micro-movie soon came to an end. I quickly picked up the phone and planned to turn the video off, but Xiong Yaoyue grabbed me. "Wait, there seems to be a notice."
It is because there is a notice of the next episode, I have to turn off the video immediately. I remember the director’s announcement of the next episode, which is comparable to the A film.
As the orphan's heroine, she lived a hard life with her sisters in the Futian courtyard of the country, but Jinling was so bad that she broke into the door. There is no martial arts master here. He does not meet the character personality here. Since you only like to take A films, just roll me back to Japan.
Ah, it’s over, the mobile phone was taken over by Xiong Yaoyue. The squad leader saw the next episode. The main content of the next episode is: the heroine will be raped by Jinling, and the other girls in the orphanage will be weakened by Jinling. Rape.
The squad leader's eyes turned into a black hole that could destroy everything.