Chapter 423: Lu Zhishen

If I was in peacetime, I was fighting with people in the face of the squad leader. The squad leader had come over and blocked it, but today, I don’t know if the squad leader is annoyed at the cockroach’s head and dare to be indecent, and the speed of blocking has slowed down.
In this slow time, I played a few rounds with the cock.
To be exact, it was his tongue and my fist that fought a few rounds.
The crown of the cock: "Let you let go of my hand, you can dare to call Grandpa."
I shouldn't be vocal. I would like to follow the text of "The Luthi Prefecture Punch Town Kansai", grabbing the front chest of the cockscomb and punching his nose.
Very good and very good, really like a soy sauce shop, very suitable for boring people to come to soy sauce.
The cockscomb covered his nose with his left hand and sighed: "Nima really dared to start, especially, do you know who my boss is?" Although the tone is hard, the voice has already brought a cry.
There are some people in the society who hang on to the "big boss", "dad", "mother", and even uncle and aunt, all over the world, just don't know who they are.
I looked at his left eyelid and cut a punch. He immediately turned him into a black-eyed green. Although he did not achieve the effect of "the eye is cracked and the black pearl is pulled out" in the text, it also makes him wipe. The face of the face cream has a lot of color.
"Ah, I am jealous, I am embarrassed." The crown of the chicken caught his swollen left eye, panicked and screamed, so I could not wait to make a punch on his temple again, then my cosplay Luti jurisdiction The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
However, after careful consideration, after Luti’s jurisdiction over the temple’s temples in Guanxi, the town’s Guanxi was only angry, and there was no gas. It was killed by this third punch. The chicken crown looks like it is very resistant to attack. The weak person, in case he is as life-like as the town of Kansai, I have to learn Luti and go to Wutaishan to get out of the house. Lu Zhishen’s name is quite smooth, and Ye Zhishen is not very nice.
The most important thing is that Lu Zhishen’s nickname is
Flower Monk
. I don’t want to be such a nickname. Lu Zhishen is called
Flower Monk
because he has tattoos on his body. I am also called
Flower Monk
. Because I don't have a tattoo, everyone will think that there is a problem with my personal life style.
Some time ago, an "expert" who had passed through hundreds of forums suggested that the article "The Luthi Prefecture Punch Town Kansai" in the junior middle school textbook should be taken off because its core is a killing scene that will give the child Brought adverse effects.
Don't take it off. Compared with the "Haiyan", which is a "animal world", the three punches of Luti are well played and played well. Such an addictive article, I must let future students also I can see that if I imitate the death of the cockscomb in Luti, it is not an argument in the mouth of the experts. One day, Luti’s jurisdiction over the junior high school language, I can’t blame.
So I only played two punches, the third punch was in the air, and I was going to fall. The right hand of the cockscomb was slammed by me. I had to use my left hand to help my face, hoping to cushion one thousandth of the strength.
The squad leader came over and dissuaded at this time.
"Ye Lin, don't fight again, I... didn't suffer much."
Hey, isn’t it a loss to be touched by the thigh? If the squad leader is so broad-minded, let me touch it.
Wait, it seems that I have touched the squad leader's thigh. At that time, I mistakenly thought that the squad leader was Shu Zhe. The squad's also stunned her, and took the opportunity to smash a lot of oil on the squad's thighs. It was also recorded by Shuzhe's hidden digital camera. The squad leader, in case this video is seen by you one day, you should be as broad-minded as today, don't worry too much with me.
When I started playing the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper, and when the squad leader spoke to me, they talked louder and louder.
"It turns out that the girl is taking the bus with her boyfriend... This little hooligan really doesn't know how to live."
"But look at the girl's appearance as a good student, how her boyfriend is... so violent, looks like..."
The woman who is already sitting in the back row of the red envelope, smiles and squints at me.
The cause of the incident, the comrades of the old grandmother, took the squad leader's arm in fear and fear, and said:
"The big niece, let your object not hit, and you will be ruined by your life."
The passengers confessed that I was the squad’s boyfriend and made the squad blush.
"I... I am just an ordinary classmate with him."
I don't know who the squad leader is saying to whom.
The crown of the chicken opened the red eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually took the road at this time:
"Who believes, I can't wait to kill me if I touch my thigh, it's not that your boyfriend can be so angry."
Still dare to mention the thigh, I took a slap in the backhand, his head suddenly turned to one side, driving the purple cockscomb, but it is very cocky charm.
The bus driver who was afraid of things, I don’t know which button was pressed at this time, a soothing melody sounded in the bus broadcast, and then a gentle female voice:
"Modesty and courtesy is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers during the ride, please keep calm and resolve it peacefully so as to ensure the harmony of the whole society..."
Harmony your sister, all of us are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. We are harmoniously being robbed of seats and harmoniously being touched by the thighs. The reason why the society is not harmonious is not because of the existence of love and the unrest of Luti, but because of Everywhere is the town of Kansai, the Buddha: the killing of the wicked is to do good, the wicked are not removed, harmony is a complete joke.
The traditional virtues of the body are definitely more than the squad leader of me, and I have taken a step closer. I am asking for the cockroach head with a nose and a swollen face:
"Let him go, you have been stepping on his hand for a long time, and he is not... I touched my hand with this hand."
I turned back and asked, "Then I should change my hand and step on it."
"Don't, don't." The nose and mouth are straight out and the blood of the chicken crown is desperate for mercy. "I am wrong, I will drive with my buddy tomorrow, you have both my hands are broken, how do I Riding a motorcycle..."
In an instant, I remembered that he was riding a motorcycle and riding on the sidewalk. He almost hit me, and his heart fired, and he gave him a slap in the forehand.
The cockscomb was hit by a slap in the face, not because I was holding the clothes on his chest, he fell directly in the carriage.
"It's enough." The squad leader grabbed my shoulder from behind and saw that I was addicted. I didn't mean to stop. She said: "If you fight again, I will be angry."
This sentence is really effective, I pouted, turned the dizzy head to the ground, clap your hands and stood up, but when you left, deliberately stepped on his left hand.
The cockroach head made a "squeaky" sound from the scorpion. If the squad leader is next to me, I will definitely step on it a few times to hear if he will "giggle" and scream. It is not like a cock, but a The hen is laying eggs.
I just hit the cockroach for a long time. No matter whether it is the passenger or the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, I can’t persuade it. At this time, the squad leader said,
I want to be angry.
I immediately stopped, and a passenger looked at the squad leader and smiled. : "I still say that it is not a boyfriend."
"You are softhearted in the squad leader." I said, "Even Lei Feng said: Treating enemies is as cruel and ruthless as the harsh winter. You are cruel to them. It is better to be overwhelmed by them and cruel to you and your friends."
They said that the gentle township is a hero. I spoke to the squad leader, but I didn’t know that the cockerel head behind it had recovered consciousness. He fell to the ground with four forks, but began to pull out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket. Both hands, clumsily intend to shine the blade.
From the direction of the squad leader, she clearly saw this scene. She did not show the color of panic. Instead, she crossed me and regretted the anger of pleading for him. She stepped up and slid the white shoes on the cockscomb. The floor of the carriage between the first leg and the leg, in a step away from the position of the chicken head and egg, gracefully stopped.
"Who is faster than one?" The squad leader’s mouth sneered, looking at the crown of the cock.
I also turned around at this time, and there was no chance for this cock.
Just because a passenger was too long for traffic jams, he couldn't wait to get off the bus. The driver opened the back door. The chicken head seized the opportunity and jumped from the ground with a roll of climbing. He stumbled and rushed down the car.
"You wait." The cockroach screamed with a dumb scream. "My old assembly gave me revenge."
When he thought about talking about him, he was almost hit by a motorcycle that played the "most dazzling national wind". He took a sip on the ground and squeezed into the gap of the congested vehicle, which soon disappeared.
"Do you want to sit?" The squad leader pointed out the position that was vacated because the cockscomb was rushed out of the car.
"No, there is your soybean oil under the seat, I can stand by."
"There is also an empty seat on the front door..." After the squad leader sat down, he reminded me that someone else had just got off the bus. She seemed to feel uncomfortable standing next to her.
"It doesn't matter." I said, "Where are you getting off the bus? I will help you take the soybean oil home."
"This kind of thing, I can do it myself..." The squad leader did not look at me directly with his eyes. Instead, he looked through the window glass and looked at the traffic jam inside, and perhaps looked at me slightly through the reflection of the glass.
"What does Shu Zhe do at home?" I asked.
"In the bedroom, I use a laptop to go online, saying that I have left an origami in the labor class. He wants to find something different from others..."
Seriously doubtful, Shu Zhe is not doing customer service for my online store, but I only outsourced the business of the original underwear to him. Even if he is doing customer service, he will be active again, and he will not be earned by the 72-hour cycle limit. More profit, is he opening up new business?
After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam finally got relieved. With the bus restarting, the passengers had constipation on their faces for three months and finally had a smooth expression of the stool.
When I passed Haihe South Road, I didn't get off the bus. The squad leader knew that I was ironic to send her home. She looked at the scenery outside the window and couldn't help but soften it.
After another stop, the squad leader bent over to the soybean oil under the seat, but I took the first step and first took them to my hand.
The squad leader had no choice but to follow behind me, avoiding the gaze of other passengers, and got out of the car without a word.
The time is already 8:30, and the sky is completely dark. This kind of night road, I really don't worry about letting the squad leader go alone, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.