Chapter 425: sneaky things

"Your notebook hasn't shut down yet." I said to Shu Zhe, who stopped me. "Let me see the weather forecast for tomorrow."
Shu Zhe still stopped at the door of his bedroom.

The weather forecast can be seen on the phone.

"The mobile phone is not going to spend traffic." I gently dialed, Shu Zhe went to the side.
Facing two barrels of soybean oil, I am analyzing the squad leader who should be unsealed first, and did not pay too much attention to the things of me and Shu Zhe. Maybe she thinks that the behavior of my province's traffic is also a kind of saving, and it is worth promoting.
Shu Zhe felt that this barrier could not be avoided. He had to open the bedroom door and push me in.
I licked my nose, I thought I would smell the taste of adolescents after flying, but the accident was that Shuzhe’s room was full of fragrance and pleasant smell, probably the effect of the pot of jasmine on the window sill.
However, Shuzhe, who did not mind taking care of the plants, even used jasmine to use soilless cultivation and soaked in a transparent glass container with nutrient solution.
I have said before that Shu Zhe's bedroom is not quite like a boy's room, and there is a neutral temperament everywhere, especially the colorful sheets and the floor mirror next to the closet.
Suddenly found, in the middle of the closed wardrobe door, a pair of tea-colored hair.
If you change to an uninformed person, you may guess:
1 Shu Shu’s girlfriend is hidden in the closet.
2The body of a woman killed by Shu Zhe is hidden in the closet.
But I know that the only possibility is the third option:
3 Shu Zhe has just used a wig, and when he hides it, he is too hasty to show his feet.
No wonder Shu Shu just got out of the bedroom, the hair is a bit unkempt. Was it caused by the wig being taken off in a hurry? If you are not at home when you are not at home, visit the yellow website and then take care of it. I understand 100%. After all, men are doing it. After this kind of thing, the question is, what do you do with a wig? Is it not since you were wearing a woman in the mirror and wearing a dress in the mirror, you wouldn’t be able to dress yourself up as a woman?
When I first came in, Shu Zhe closed the bedroom door from the back. I asked Shu Zhe about the wig. He walked over to the closet and unnaturally closed the laptop that was still running.
There must have been a bit tricky, and I immediately opened the notebook that Shu Zhe wanted to cover up.
Shu Zhe wants to go back and stop, but it’s too late.
What caught your eye was a qq chat window that hadn't closed yet.
The last chat message sent is: Have you slept so early, that baby is good night.
The user's nickname is: coriander stuffed buns.
Looking up, there is a small orange dot: your video chat is over, it takes 30 minutes in total...
Lying in the trough, this is awkward. When your sister is not at home, are you chatting with someone else, and you still want to go to the house with the red bean sister, and the price is getting higher and higher, the "caraway stuffing buns", You have specially registered a new qq number called "Red Bean, Love", hiding in the bedroom to do such a horrible thing.
"Shu Zhe." I asked seriously, "You kid, don't talk to people naked."
Shu Zhe saw that the matter had been revealed, and hurriedly put a finger in front of his lips, indicating that I would lower the volume, not to be heard by the sister outside the door.
"Ye Lin Ge, why don't you think about it, what do I use to get naked?"
Think about it too. In the illegal behavior of paying for naked talk, when people take off their clothes, they will have a lot of money. When Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, he will definitely be complained.
"Then what do you wear in a wig, not to pretend to be a woman."
"Don't say it is so ugly, I found this 'caramel stuffed buns' people are more stupid, I just want to show my face in the video, he will give me hourly ... in short, it is a very cost-effective amount, so easy to earn Why don't you make money?"
I frowned. "Your voice won't wear it."
Shu Zhe took care of his pajamas cuffs and sat down next to me.
"At the earliest, I was afraid to wear it, so I downloaded a voice-changing software..."
It seems that Cao Gonggong has used it once for the whole person, but it is said that the effect is unnatural and there is noise, so that he can fool the coriander stuffing buns.
"The result was that when I chatted for the second time, I forgot to open the software. The other party did not find it, so I kept mixing it..."
Really have you, before the change of voice, 13-year-old Zhengtai and 13-year-old Lori, the difference between the sound lines is not very huge, you even save the "pseudo-sound" that other pseudo-naughters are trying to practice, "Coriander stuffing The buns are really ruined by the pits.
"Ye Lin..."
I suddenly heard the squad leader call me.
Different from usual, the squad leader’s call is less self-disciplined and more entangled.
I was shocked. I discovered later that this call was not from outside the door, but Shu Zhe sitting beside me, deliberately imitating.
Shu Zhe looked at me with a smile, a look that wanted to be praised.
"How, I listen to my sister every day, it is not difficult to imitate her voice. The embarrassment that is found on the Internet, many people will learn, I will learn it, and it will be a good person." ......"
I don’t feel embarrassed about this kind of pseudo-mother’s talent. Have you really been looking for the
pseudo-sound
tutorial? Did you learn it without hard training? Although listening carefully, there are still many differences between you and your sister’s voice. (The range is low, there is no such kind of aggressive domineering as my sister), but disguising as a woman is no longer a problem.
Under the eyes of my sister, I played a video chat with a woman. I asked Shu Zhe not to do this kind of death, but Shu Zhe did not agree.
"I only do this when my sister is not at home, and my sister is not the same as Ye Lin, so I will not come into my bedroom without knocking on the door."
I insisted on taking the wig and the women's clothes away. Shu Zhe only promised to return the women's clothing to me. He said that he would use it for a while.
He put his hands together and asked me for the voice between the teenager and the girl:
"Ye Lin Ge ~~~ I beg you~~~~ Let me use it for a while, I will hide the wig like the night gods hide the death note."
Because the squad leader was outside, I could not force Shu Zhe too much and had to agree to his request.
After a few words of Shu Zhe, I heard the squad leader call me through the bedroom door:
"Ye Lin, have you not written your homework yet?"
Suddenly my heart trembled, my bag was helped by the squad leader. If she checked my bag and found that there was a wiretap, I would have thought that I would put the bug in their home. I would have been arguing.
But after a little thought, I was relieved: I caught up with the rainstorm after the end of the day. Xiaoqin proposed to go to the classmate's desk to look for the umbrella. The squad leader did not agree. She should have no reason to check me without my consent. School bag.
However, it has been nearly 9 o'clock now. I will not rely on it. The squad leader may have to force me to write homework on the spot. So I got up and said goodbye. Before leaving, I also bowed to Shu Zhe and let him pay attention to concealment. Don't bother me.
After coming out from the squad leader's house, I deliberately went home to the south gate of the unsettled neighborhood, but found that the black car with the road jam was still there. The car shocked men and women were gone, and in the moonlight, I could see a beach next to the car. Blood stains.
I rubbed what it was. I was wondering, a big man with a hunchback came over and held a folding fan in his hand.
He took a folding fan to my shoulder and said it was inscrutable:
"Young man, you are also watching the car shock."
I nodded subconsciously, then shook my head.
"Oh, don't be embarrassed, the old is also listening to the intelligence of the grandson, let's look at the Western landscape..."
Your grandson can be really filial, but when you look at your age, your grandson will go to elementary school at most. What time is it? If I saw the car swaying when I was in elementary school, the first reaction was that it was a car man, and it was going to be deformed. The second reaction is that the car has failed.
"I was going to look at the Western Scene, but I saw the whole military..."
"how to say."
"Oh." The old man opened the folding fan in his hand, covering his mouth, using the same tone of the storytelling:
"The boy and the woman in the car shock, not the husband and wife are just colleagues, the woman's husband, I don't know where to hear the information, rushed with the kitchen knife, so there is the blood under the car..."
Rape in bed... No, in the car, and sure enough, a knife on the head, half-hour before enjoying the VIP treatment, half a hour later on the head.
Suddenly, if I and Xiao Qin sneaked into the forbidden fruit, then they were taken to the bed by Auntie.
Amitabha, although the taste of the forbidden fruit is very sweet, but the punishment is very cool afterwards, I must be cautious and careful, it is best not to do it, if you do it, you can't let Auntie find it.
Only one stop, I can't get into the car, I run home, and it's only half past nine when I get home.
Remove the bug from the bag, find a button lithium battery, and then glue it to the shelter of the bedside table.
Put the radio on the bed, then go to the big house to try the answering effect, it is very clear, every word of the announcer can be heard clearly.
I also pulled out the first mp3 player that my father bought for me from the carton. It only had a 1.2-inch screen, and the six buttons were also broken four, but there was a recording function that could record for 28 hours continuously.
After connecting it to the listening box of the bug, I have a monitor recording system. When I am not at home, I can also open the system and try to capture the call between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao.
After doing the preparatory work like the intelligence personnel, I lay in bed and fell asleep with expectation.
A new day is coming.
The last lesson on Thursday morning was an information class. In the computer classroom, Xiong Yaoyue sat on my right.
As soon as she was in class, she felt uneasy and put a band-aid on her face and posted it.
"What's wrong with you." I asked her, at this time, sitting on the left side of Xiaoqin, is painting the "shy picture of me and Ye Lin's classmates together" in the exercise book. In fact, it is just two potatoes stacked on top of each other. Her painting skills are shy, and there are no other shy places.
Xiong Yaoyue put ten fingers into the wild short hair. "I... I seem to have forgotten something quite important..."
At this point, the information class teacher was not in place. The squad leader sitting in the front row suddenly stood up and checked the total number of people in the computer classroom. For the squad leader with obsessive-compulsive disorder, if there is no shortage in the classroom, her The built-in radar must be able to sense it.