Chapter 429: Fake professional household

Because Xiong Yaoyue was urinating in the men's toilet at this time, the compartment door was still bad, so I couldn't let the small security guard go in. Besides, he didn't come to the toilet, but to check if there was a couple doing piston work in the toilet. .
I reached out and stopped the other side: "Sorry, toilet repair, trouble you to go to the toilet on the second floor."
The little security guard turned his eyes and gave me a hygienic ball.
Since being introduced by his uncle and old security comrades as a small security guard, he has gradually become an old fritter since he first entered the post. Although my bad name has been heard from others, he has thought about it. I feel that since the urban management is not afraid of hawkers, there is no reason for the security guards to be afraid of the students. Not to mention that he has just discovered the road to earning money from the "compartment shock". Whoever prevents him from making a fortune is unable to pass his 18th generation ancestors.
"When the toilet is repaired and repaired, why is it not erected to repair the signboard?"
The little security guard was wearing a hat (similar to the traffic coordinator, but it was only black), asked me.
"Maintenance signage... I am the maintenance signage."
As I said, I straightened my waist and hinted at the little security guard: You are thin and dry, don't look for me or not.
The little security guard was taken back by me and thought about it and walked back.
"Cut, don't think I don't know who you are. Your name is Ye Lin. Is it right? You want to be out of school with a girl late, or I will let you in."
The small security guard refers to the time when Xiaoqin came to school with me, and the result was late, this is the old Huang Li.
"The teachers are afraid of you, I can't be afraid of you." The little security guard reached for the ceiling. "You saw no."
I am not fooled. "Do you want me to watch the flying saucer and then take the opportunity to rush into the toilet? I am not so stupid."
The little security guarded the footsteps: "Where is the flying saucer in the house, I am letting you watch the surveillance camera."
I followed the direction of his finger and saw a black, chubby surveillance camera on the ceiling.
"I saw it." Little security tried very hard to make a sneer at me, but I still think he smiled awkwardly. "I am a security guard. It is justifiable to maintain school order. If you stop me from going to the toilet to make a fortune." ... No, it is a routine check, which is to hinder the normal work of the school. If you hit me, I will lie on the ground immediately."
If you are so embarrassed, you can say so loudly that your shamelessness is catching up with the urban management "fake brothers" who are gently touched by the hawkers.
"Hey, I was a temporary worker a month ago. It’s not a problem now. I can control how much you can. If you push me down in the monitor, you can be careful to be fired from school."
After discovering that the seniors were embarrassed and led to their expulsion, the small security guards seemed to have an illusion of expelling students.
And don't use the word "push down". This word has other meanings. If I really push you down with the meaning of "pushing down", then the whole process of being recorded by the monitor will really be Expelled, even you have no face to continue to stay in school.
The little security guard said a few words and went to the toilet. He must have thought that he could catch a pair of current criminals in the toilet. The reason why I was stuck here is because the couple hired me as a bodyguard.
What kind of thinking, I have money to hire me as a bodyguard, simply go to open a house, ah, there are a lot of hourly rooms in the back of the snack street. It is said that if you are willing to pay the deposit, you will not even have an ID card.
I thought a little, my mind was fixed, so I deliberately stepped on the route of the small security guard, and the chest and his shoulder collided.
The collision was very slight, but the small security guard leaned back and made an "anti-gravity flop" that he might have trained for a long time.
Where did I think that Qiangzhong had a strong middle-handedness, and that a mountain was taller than a mountain? Before I finished his slamming action, I screamed and screamed, vacated my limbs, and slammed myself into a landslide. on the floor.
Yes, it is the grandfather who learned from Xiaoqin, the true biography of the old man, and the technique of touching the porcelain by the yin and yang.
The action that I fell to the ground was done in one go, and it seemed to be not light. In fact, I used the technique of chemistry and muscle cushioning secretly. For me, it was only 999, and Hp dropped 2 points.
The little security guard was shocked. He originally only wanted to make two pocket money, and he was not prepared to argue with me. Now he found that he actually "hit" the students to the ground and was recorded by the monitor. This is to be The rhythm of laid-off.
"You... how are you." The little guard twitched and reached over to help me.
I peeked at the small security guard's pale face, while laughing in my heart, lying on the ground and squatting, my eyes turned over and extended half of my tongue, saying "I am dead, not saved."
The little security guard was in a hurry. "What can I do? I didn't mean it."
He looked up and spoke to the monitor as if the monitor was a school leader.
Then he reached out and explored my breath. I deliberately held my breath, so his body trembled even more.
"Everything, you said that you are a school bully, still outside the black society, how... how can it be so strong." The small security guard asked the sky with a crying cry. After a long while, he suddenly looked away and resolutely said: "Can not give up the rescue. I hope, I will give him artificial respiration."
Don't come to the trough, I don't want to kiss the man. I suddenly rushed to open my eyes. I was catching up with the small security guard and planning to die. I leaned over and closed my eyes and lips to pick up the octopus. shape……
I grabbed his head and pulled him to the side. The strength was fierce. I almost mistakenly thought that I had learned the "power" in the yin and yang.
The little security guard rolled and finally stopped under the root of the corridor wall.
When he stopped, he jumped up and took off his hat and fell to the ground. He said with anger:
"You have nothing to pretend to die, my careful liver will be scared out by you, I am twenty years old and have not yet married my wife..."
I supported the ground with my elbows, sat up halfway, and curiously looked at the figure behind the little guard.
When I was in dispute with Xiaobao, Xiong Yaoyue ended the battle and quietly walked out of the toilet. She saw the scene of our mutual play and fell, and it was quite interesting. At this time, she walked prankly behind the little guard and yelled at him. When I didn't pay attention, I suddenly pulled the collar of the small security guard from behind and lifted his head to the height of the security uniform.
The head of the small security guard was covered up by the clothes at once. His vision was limited. He shouted "Someone attacked the police." At the same time, he was panicked and confused. He was very funny and chaotic. Xiong Yaoyue took me out of the ground, two people. Laughed and ran away.
When I went downstairs, Xiong Yao’s monthly memory was poor, but I didn’t forget the lunch of the plastic bag I bought for her, and I took it back.
"This time, I am also a person who has been to the men's toilet." Xiong Yaoyue, while sitting on the window sill on the second floor, ate bread and ham, and boasted to me, "In the girls of our class, it is estimated that only I have reached this. Achievement, haha, I won again."
I am very sorry to inform you that when Xiaoqin disguised himself as a boy, he always went to the men's toilet. You can only get second place in terms of time and quantity.
After eating the simple lunch and drinking a half bottle of pulsation, she handed me the rest of the pulse and asked if I would drink it.
It’s really a big nerve. You don’t care if you kiss indirectly. I don’t want to think about what the bottle was supposed to be used for. Anyway, I can’t drink it anymore.
After satiating, Xiong Yaoyue looked at the crowds on the playground, his eyes looked a little empty.
"It seems like there is a boyfriend who is also very good..."
"Eh."
"If it is a boyfriend, he invites me to eat, I don't have to ask him back, but he can also help him write homework, which is not very cost-effective."
"You are looking for a boyfriend or a long-term worker. If all the options are only for guests and homework, no one will be your boyfriend."
"It’s also true." Xiong Yaoyue jumped off the window sill flexibly, raised his hands and slammed a lazy waist.
"Go to the palace to apologize, if the color is forgiving me, I don't have to change."
Later, I heard that in the infirmary, Xiong Yaoyue took the apology of the "five-body cast" in the face of the squad leader and school doctor, saying that if Gong Caicai did not forgive her, she would not be able to stand up. A physical education teacher who was bandaging the wound almost thought that there was a patient in the infirmary who died on the floor.
Sitting up by the squad leader, the palace confetti with his sheets on his body said:
"As long as... you will never shut me down in a narrow place, I will forgive you..."
"I promise, I promise not to do that anymore." Xiong Yaoyue is like a primitive man worshipping the sun and bowing to the palace. "And if you are locked into a narrow place by others, I will be the first to save." your."
"That... that's fine, thank you."
It is clearly a pig teammate who has just tortured himself to death. Just because he said a short check that will help her in the future, she will be thankful for the advancement of Gong Caicai.
"You can't forgive her so easily." The squad leader said, "Colour, you don't want to take a copy of Xia Yaoyue's homework next week. This is not the case, let her write it."
"That... I won't borrow your homework to copy it..." Despite the fact that the squad leader was standing next to him, Gong Caicai was still underpowered, using a tone of negotiation.
"Well, next week I will not copy your homework, I will reflect on it." Xiong Yaoyin bit his teeth and agreed, but said: "I will find a boyfriend right away and I don't know if I can come..."
At 4:10 pm, the men’s basketball and the women’s volleyball team’s pre-match draws began in the sports office. I and Xiong Yaoyue participated in the men’s and women’s committees of the second and third grades, as well as the basketball team captain and the volleyball team captain. Lottery ceremony.
Also in the captain's identity to draw the lottery, Shen Shaoyi of the second (2) class, a red-hot basketball shirt, with a look of eager to eat my flesh, sleep my skin, glaring at me.
But when she saw Xiong Yaoyue who came in with me, Shen Shaoyi’s gaze immediately cast a layer of grief. He turned his head and did not want Xiong Yaoyue to see the expression on his face.
Shen Shaoyi must have hoped to encounter the second (3) class in the first game, so that we can kill a piece of film without leaving it, to vent their anger, but unfortunately, the day is not a wish, he got a class, and I got it. 6 classes.