Chapter 558: Science and happiness

I used to see a method on the Internet. If I went to the street to meet Amway’s MLM, I would like to ask:
Do you believe in the Lord?
He took care of him.
So I cleared my throat and tried to make the face of "God loves the world" on my face. I asked very kindly: "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?"
In fact, although I barely counted as an actor, but pretending to be kind and not my strength, I am afraid that this smile is more evil than the devil Satan.
However, this Amway salesman, who clearly saw this honor, dared to come up and talk, showing that courage is commendable and will not easily retreat.
The most annoying thing is, I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought he had already taken his army, but he smiled and replied: "Letter, the Lord asked me to sell Amway."
Your sister's, the original Amway company still pays dividends to the Lord every year, God actually sent you to do this boring thing.
Amway salesman saw a disdainful color on my face. He looked around and lowered his voice to me:
"Young man, the world's false master and true Lord, I tell you, you can not buy my Amway products, but the true gospel is in front of you but miss it in vain, it's a pity, it's better to listen to me. Things..."
Wow, it’s not just selling Amway, but also selling cults along the way. You have two kinds of brainwashing organizations, and they are happy to merge.
I shook my head: "I don't listen to you preaching, you have a good time."
"Don't talk." Amway's brother blocked him. "In fact, I have no ability to make the gospel clear to you, if you are interested."
He reached for a finger. "At the crossroads over there, not many people are waiting in line. Everyone is waiting for the professor to give lectures."
"Professor." I grinned. "When you go to a street swindler, please come to the professor. It is estimated that there is a virtue for the experts on TV Direct."
"Young man, how can you say that we are liar?" Amway said, "We are scientifically happy...not, a scientific happiness seminar, but very rationally teaches everyone the truth and spreads the true gospel."
Science... Happiness teaches, how can science and religion come together? The Vatican Pope still opposes evolution today, even if the word "happiness" is added in the middle, it can only be more nondescript.
Although Amway’s brother is very enthusiastic, I did not listen to him and went to the queue to
free trial
.
The religious organizations that swindle money, whether it is China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea and Canada, are countless. If they say that the leader is "God" or "God", then the gods should really have a family planning.
I continued to move forward. When I passed the crossroads, I glanced at the crowds in the queue. I laughed at them and they were not determined. They needed a kind of religion to comfort themselves.
Suddenly, I seem to have seen an acquaintance, but it is not the same as what I remember.
In the middle of the team, the short-skinned girl, dressed in a "summer student dress", has a long skirt, over the knees, standing in a cautious manner with a stack of learning materials, listening to a tall middle-aged man in front.
The micro-volume hair, and the shell hairpin on the top, let me see how I feel that the other party is a palace color, but this girl today wears a pair of glasses with large frames, which seems to be more nerdy than usual.
I have a certain degree of blindness. In order not to admit the wrong person, I carefully aimed at the girl's chest. Well, in the world view of Dragon Ball, it belongs to the Super Saiyan level. It is the palace color. .
I saw Gongcai Cai listening to the middle-aged people in front of the lectures, and nodded frequently. I was greeted by a nameless fire in my heart.
These cults are too much. Even the school committee of our second (3) class, the super 乖 乖 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫 宫"The lord" is all about cheating, and you must be guilty of sin and want to do something like this.
Bastard, how can this kind of good thing get round... No, it is not allowed to do bad things for Gong Caicai. I am a good person in the second (3) class. I can’t watch this happen, I have to stop it. .
So I took two steps and made two steps. I went to the palace color and the middle-aged, and I greeted the palace color directly:
"Why didn't you wear contact lenses today?"
The reason for this tone is to deliberately appear that we are very familiar with each other.
Tip: If you see someone who steals a cat and steals a dog on the road, you want to stop it, then please insist that the animal they stole belongs to you, so that it can play the role of the thief.
Of course, it’s a bit inappropriate to compare the color of the palace with the kittens and puppies, but don’t worry about the process, as long as the results are good.
"Ah, yes, Ye Lin, classmate." Gong Caicai pushed the glasses that slipped down the bridge of the nose. "The cornea is a little inflamed recently, so..."
"Is your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with enthusiasm, and there was no such thing as a sneak peek at the cat-stealing dog.
"Mr. Hu, Ye Lin is my classmate in the 28th. He is the body committee of our class." Gong Caicai said with a shyness, "Ye Lin, this is Teacher Hu, who is responsible for teaching in the summer tutoring class. I am math, others are very good..."
The teacher of the cram school, the teacher of the cram school brings the students to participate in the cult training. If he is not a bad person, then it is definitely a problem with IQ.
I put on a rogue phase and scorned: "The one who sells Amway under the overpass and says that you are a believer in the 'Scientific Happiness'. Is this the case?"
Teacher Hu broke her face and said: "I don't think this is a religion. I just think that there is a very deep theory, which is of great benefit to our happiness and self-improvement."
I didn't pay any attention to Teacher Hu. I made a few eyes on Gong Caicai. That means: If you are forced, nod your head and I will run with your hand.
As a result, Gongcai Cai did not understand what I meant. He followed Mr. Hu and said, "It’s true. I only came to listen to a class. I felt that my courage was a little bigger, and Ye Lin’s classmate just said Amway salesman..."
Teacher Hu took the remark: "The young man was very stuttering before coming to the seminar. Now you see him selling Amway, and the language is smooth."
Go to yours, I don't believe it. You simply promote the science and happiness education to make the dumb talk about cross talk, and then join the Deyun Society, it is not more effective.
At this time, the team moved forward twenty steps. Some people walked out of the seminar classroom. They were all spring and full of confidence. They felt that if they were all trusting, they would find these ages. People with different social status are not easy, and these acting skills are also very good.
"I understand." Someone who is a college student shouted with enthusiasm. "Since then, I know how to live happily."
"The professor's speech is so wonderful, I really want to see the style of the leader with my own eyes."
Aunt who often meets when buying food, so emotional.
"Well, I said that you are not a cult." I pointed to the aunt who was away and asked, "I have already called the cult leader."
Teacher Hu is still a pair of unhurried smiles, waving: "That is the members who are so respected, so the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', the highest professor called 'big The wise man', of course I prefer to call him president, although most people have never seen him..."
How to listen to how it is a cult, but look at the rare fanaticism in Gong Caicai's eyes. Although she has only been there once, I am afraid that I am deeply fascinated, and I can't admit it in a few words.
"This Ye Lin classmate." Hu invited in good faith. "If you are interested in our seminars, or even misunderstand, you can come and listen to a class, completely free."
I didn't intend to promise, but at this time, Mr. Hu took a call. The mobile phone that he pulled out from his jacket pocket, like my mobile phone, was a domestically-made cottage.
This phone is not common, and it suddenly appears here at this moment, which makes me feel a chill in the midst of it, as if it represents something unpredictable.
"Okay, then I will attend a class." I replied, "But if there is any anti-science, anti-humanity, and destructive remarks in the classroom, don't blame me for arson with your professors."
Teacher Hu smiled confidently: "Reassured, we are a 'scientific happiness seminar'. How can there be anti-science things? The core of our seminar is actually a frontier science. If you have patience, the future Will be in touch."
I heard that I have to go in and listen. Gongcai Cai seems to be very happy. She is timid and she is accompanied by another acquaintance other than Teacher Hu. It will be more reassuring.
"Ye Lin, you can listen to it as soon as you can. Just follow the professor's method and have perseverance and perseverance... Even your legs can grow longer."
Bastard, I am not allowed to sneer at my face for a short time, and this kind of physiological problem is not to listen to a few ill-conceived ideas, can change it, scientific happiness teaching is what a wonderful organization.
Waiting for a while, finally it was our turn to enter the classroom.
After entering the order, I found that the classroom was probably used by ordinary students to make up the class. The desk was very old, or two tables. I just sat at the same table with Gong Caicai. Teacher Hu was behind us, because of the side. The stool is broken. He is a one-person table.
After sitting next to Gong Caicai, I looked at her nervous girl and asked:
"In other words, what is the benefit of your participation in the Science Happiness Seminar? Do you think this will improve your academic performance?"
Gong Caicai said: "If you study your grades, you can use it. I hope, I hope I can grow taller..."
I have never heard of it. If you attend a seminar, you can make your body taller. If you have such a cheap thing, if you are tall and legged, you can solve it through seminars. The Chinese who like to have a meeting have already become a meaty nation, punching. Stallone, kicking Schwarzenegger is not a problem, because we have long muscles in the meeting, do you have a ratio?
At this time, the classroom was quiet, and the professor of the Science Happiness Symposium (known as the "sage" in the teachings of the society) stepped onto the stage and scanned the bottom and cleared the throat.
Not to mention, this professor is really a little educator, and I am a class teacher who takes the whole class for summer vacation and sells waste in my primary school. It is like a three-pointer. Don't be my class teacher and his dad.
"Hello, everyone, before the official opening, please gather together and review the wishes you want to achieve. The key point is: be sure that this wish will come true."
The voice did not fall, and more than half of the students made gestures similar to Christian pre-meal prayers. They clenched their hands and put them on their foreheads, muttering something in their mouths.
Gong Caicai also made the above actions. She was unconsciously told her wishes because of the environment.
"I hope to grow taller... I hope to grow taller... I hope to grow taller..."
Devotion is like a nun.
"I hope the chest can shrink a little... I hope the chest can shrink a little... I hope the chest can shrink some..."
Hey, it seems to be more sincere than when I hope to grow taller. Is it so serious that the chest is too big?
After the group prayers ended, Gong Caicai suddenly realized that he had accidentally said his wish and let me listen, so he was blushing with frustration.
The professor began to lecture at the podium. He had a "secret" and a "great man". He tried his best to render the mysterious color. I was impatient, so I took the notes of the palace color and looked at it myself. Class notes are the model of this class. Even if it is the theory of recording science happiness, it is absolutely essential, and it will give me an unobstructed view.
According to Gong Caicai's notes, the core of scientific happiness education seems to be the "law of attraction."
This law holds that everything that happens around a person, the so-called "destiny", is attracted by the person himself.
They believe that "thought" and "belief" have some kind of gravitation, as if you always think "this test should not be tested", the result is a ten-eight-nine test, and the moment you shoot when you shoot, think of " This ball has entered, and there are also eight and nine.
It sounds tempting, plausible.
The next paragraph is more NB. They borrowed Buddhism's argument that "everything is empty," and the cutting-edge quantum mechanics also supports this theory. All things are not "physical" but a set of "waves" of vibration.
Even if I have a physics knowledge beyond the average middle school student, I can't pick out obvious mistakes. It seems that this "great wise man" is more than a cult leader, writing a book called "Light Year" is a time unit, and it depends on more.
On the basis of everything, Science Happiness believes that as long as you can control your own thinking frequency and let yourself vibrate in a "beneficial" direction, you can dream come true, and the core of the core is to "believe" in your dreams. Wake up will become a reality.
They even borrowed a fairly popular slogan "As long as you want to succeed, the world will come to help you."