Chapter 588: The black history of the squad leader

Tencent's viral marketing is really very powerful. Even a remote hot pot restaurant in the suburbs hangs a billboard with "eat hot pot and take five kills". The picture next to the text is LOL game character Picheng policewoman.
Recalling the unfortunate look, after Amy’s bronze group game, Xiong Yaoyue went back to play his own PSP.
"It’s hard to grab it from my cousin. It’s enough time to play more."
The squad leader wrote down some thoughts on the mobile phone, and after checking the schedule memo, he paid attention to the people on the car:
"Our wild tour, staying in an affiliated hotel of a special education school, there may be some students with disabilities in the vicinity, and no one can make discriminatory remarks to them, otherwise I will never be light, know."
"No, the squad leader, you have treated us as someone."
A loyal dog replied.
See Zhuang Ni in the last row of the car seems to have fallen asleep, the squad leader sighed:
"Zhuang Ni, you also remember this for me. If you dare to dig the students of special education schools like other students, I will pack you anyway."
Zhuang Ni’s eyelids moved a little, and she didn’t say anything. She should also know that once the squad leader thinks that what he is doing is
just
, then even if he is holding the squad leader’s handle, he will put his face on the squad leader and the squad leader. Will be unaffected, directly grabbed you with your handcuffs, arrested and punished.
The most common punishment seems to be the ear, and Xiong Yaoyue feels deeply about it. She laughs at herself: her ears are quickly smashed into dark elves by the squad leader.
Since you are afraid of being licked, don’t always wear a skirt.
"Yes." The squad leader continued to announce, "This wild tour, everything is in class, not allowed to act alone..."
Cao Gonggong raised his hand: "Do you go to the toilet as a class? Together, let's say which girl is willing to team up with me."
When the voice did not fall, he was held down by the squad leader’s dog team. 4 or 5 people lifted Cao Gonggong’s leg and threw him outside the window. Cao Gonggong shouted:
"Forgiveness, grandfathers and grandfathers are forgiving, Ye Maomen, come to save the disciples' life."
The driver who was chatting with the teacher saw this scene and asked coldly:
"Your class is too embarrassing. Why didn't you just jump over two cars in a while, you don't have an accident in my car."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, my students can handle it well." Because Shu Sha was present, the teacher said with ease and happiness.
I seem to see that after the squad leader became a policewoman, she did not work for a few months. The boss was like a teacher, and gave her daily work to the squad leader. She planted flowers and raised her own birds and enjoyed retirement in advance.
"There is still." Cao Gonggong passed the intimidation of the loyal dog team. After closing the dog's mouth, the squad leader continued. "Because the main place of activity is on the mountain, there are not many tourists, basically on the mountain in the natural state, so it is strictly forbidden to carry out dangerous games. You must not chase in the mountains, nor swim in the water..."
"Hey." Xiong Yaoyue suddenly raised his head from the PSP screen. "Why don't you let us swim, then I am not a leuco swimsuit."
Cao Gonggong couldn't help but pull out two words from his mouth: "White Belt..." and then immediately stepped on the foot by the loyal dog team.
Some girls also began to whisper, as if they heard that there is a clear stream in the waters of Cui Song Mountain, and they all brought a swimsuit and wanted to cool off in the hot summer days.
Xiaoqin next to me also said with a look:
"Ye Lin, I... I also brought a swimsuit. When I got into the water, Ye Lin must look at me next to me and look at every inch of my body... In case I am against the water, I must come to save me. Then give me artificial respiration."
Don't talk about it. Of the two of us, what I need to be saved is that I am right. You can't remember that I am a 100% dry duck. You are a swimmer from childhood, and you can't talk about crossing the Yangtze River with dumbbells.
At this time, the girl in the front row of Xiong Yao Yue, because she was not strong enough, could not open the bottle of Coke in her hand, then handed Coke to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her for help with her eyes.
Who knows that Xiong Yaoyue will be wrong, and directly pick it up, "啪", easily unscrewed the lid, and Yang neck drank a big mouth.
"Hah, I am just thirsty, thank you, I am sorry, I want you to send me Coke."
Who wants to send you Coke, you are more than anyone else, people want you to open the Coke bottle.
The girls in the front row want to cry without tears.
"Why, you want to drink too." Still did not realize that he had made a mistake in Xiong Yaoyue, and handed a third of the cola to the past. "That gives you half of it, you are welcome, who is who."

You are really rude, and you picked yourself up so quickly, asking the squad leader why he was not allowed to swim, and forgot to go out.
"The squad leader, it’s hard to go to a place with mountains and waters to prevent more swimming."
At this time, the big horn, while eating crisp rice, said, "I checked the Internet. The creek of Cui Songshan is not deep. It is not good to play with water.
The squad leader was not convinced, "There is no fire, no one is drowning in the bathtub, let alone the complicated outdoor."
Cao Gonggong, who was stepped under his feet, interjected: "More than 50% of the cases in which Japan was drowned in the bathtub were caused by the s`m binding. You must be careful."
Niu Shili took up his trousers and pointed to the socks inside the sneakers. Cao Gonggong was afraid of being stung by stinky socks. This is honest.
"Specifying a lifeguard is not enough." Xiong Yaoyue held a cola and said, "I am a lifeguard. I will never see someone out of danger."
"You don't want to make a danger because of fooling me, I will thank you very much." The squad sighed.
"That makes Ye Lin a lifeguard, others are tall and big." Xiong Yaoyue stretched his finger to me, it seems that she is desperately planning to swim in Cuishan.
Feeding and feeding, I can't swim. Specifying a dry duck as a lifeguard is not the same as specifying a hyperactivity disorder to control the nuclear button.
But in front of the class, I am embarrassed to admit that I can't swim. Men should not expose their weaknesses to others. It is like that men all over the world don't like to ask for directions, and they don't want to admit that others know. More things than myself.
"Class, squad leader." Xiao Qin raised his hand. "Ye Lin is very good at breaststroke. Please ask him to be my full-time lifeguard."
Who is good at breaststroke, because I was kicked down by the river when I was a child. In order to save myself, I practiced the dog planing in the bed at home. As a result, the dog did not learn, and the sheets were scratched by me.
"Really?" The squad leader who accidentally obtained this information looked at me with the eyes of the inquiry. "If someone accidentally falls into the water, Ye Lin can you save him? Anyway, you are also a temporary security committee..."
No, I really want to say it straight. If I go to the deep water area to save people, the victims who fall into the water will become two, but I don’t want to admit that I can’t swim anyway.
"That..." I did not directly refuse, but asked in reverse, "Squad leader, you are sports omnipotent like Xiong Yaoyue. Why don't you be a lifeguard yourself?"
The squad leader suddenly blushed.
The big horn smiled in the back row: "You don't know, the squad leader's swimming skills are very general and can't be a lifeguard."
Big Horn Primary School is a school with the squad leader. At this time, she spoke cheerfully about the black history of the squad leader.
"At the first grade of elementary school, although the squad leader’s hair was not as long as it is now, it was already very long. When the first summer vacation was in the swimming class, the squad leader just wore a swimsuit and the long hair was floating in the swimming pool. It was a large group of black algae, which scared other children to cry and shouted: 'Water monster,,,,'
Xiong Yaoyue directly sprayed the cola in his mouth on the hair of the front row of girls, and then violently patted the shoulders of others while laughing:
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, it’s ridiculous, the squad leader, you have this time."
In front of the girl's wet drunk cola, ticking down the tip of the hair, while being shot by Xiong Yaoyue's vigorous King Kong palm, all faces are played with bad expressions.
The big horn continued to say: "Because every time I go into the water, I am shouted at the monsters, but I also scared other children from time to time, so the squad leader rarely practiced swimming since then."
"She won't sink to the bottom of the pool, but it won't work in open water. As for the lifeguards to save people, it is even harder."
"Shu Sha, you actually have something that is not good at it." Yu teacher was very surprised to comment.
Do you think that the squad leader is a versatile family, sports, and learning robot? It is a weakness that human beings will never know. Even if I am Sparta, there are fears of heights and weaknesses that can’t swim, but I won’t It is easy for outsiders to know.
However, I heard that the squad leader’s swimming skills are not good. I am even more eager to see the squad leader getting into the water.
People become timid in areas that they are not good at. If the squad leader gets into the water, he might become weak and get a foot on a pebbles and slip, and he will rush to save his life.
Ah, if the water is not deep, I can still save her by taking the water, even if I can do artificial respiration...
Zhuang suddenly woke up like a stimulant, her eyes staring straight ahead.
"Squad leader, when swimming, please be sure to pair with Da La, so that you are not in danger."
The big horn is strange: "I can't go anywhere with swimming skills. Why do you expect me to protect the squad leader?"
"You don't need swimming skills." Zhuang said without any doubt, "You have so much fat in your body, absolutely buoyant, you can be a swim ring... No, hovercraft."
"Squad leader, in case of a flash flood, you have to grab a big horn and take her to a safe place. Even if I am dead, you must live bravely."
"You just can't go with me, right?" The big horn grabbed a crispy popcorn and savagely rushed to Zhuang Ni's mouth.
"I don't believe that you can't stop your mouth."
Zhuang Ni immediately coughed up, and the intensity was as if she had to cough up the lungs.
The big horn frowned and the forced feeding plan was suspended. Zhuang Ni returned to normal in an instant, and closed her eyes.
Nima, Zhuang Ni's illness is simply an active skill. Only when it is weak, is it weak, how easy is this active skill?